Non-Emergencies

[PHOTO] Transient Tenants Let Weeds Overrun NoHum Nest

Again: All the Emergency Personnel at the Jail This Morning? That’s a Drill

Do Not Be Alarmed By This Morning’s Blaring Nuclear Plant Alarm

EPD Doesn’t Want You to Be Duped By World’s Most Obvious Ukrainian Email Scam

Another Inmate Walkaway From Sheriff’s Work Crew; Zane Middle School Briefly on Lockdown

No, the Humboldt County Jail is Not on Fire

Get Ready For Simulated Catastrophe! The Great American Shakeout Happens This Morning

Sprinkler Douses Mini-Blaze at Bayshore Mall

Coast Guard Chopper Delivers Lunch to Stranded Boaters

Fortuna High School Evacuated When Rogue Ballast Sets Off Fire Alarm

The Chaos You’re About to See at Fortuna High is Only a Drill

(VIDEO) There’s a Great Big Plume of Smoke Rising From the South Jetty, But Don’t Freak Out About It

THE INSIDE SCOOP: That Standoff in Eureka Was a Stand Against an Empty House

New Crabs Prez Is Youngest, Maybe Nicest

LoCO’s Big, Dumb Guy Fieri Watch, DAY 6

(VIDEO) Quadcopter Aerial Views of Arcata Skate Park

7.3 Magnitude Quake Off Japan’s Eastern Coast — No Tsunamis For Us, HumCo

No, Humboldt County Is Not Exploding: It’s the Great California Shakeout

Yes, There Was a Naked Man Strolling Down Myrtle Avenue Today (NSFW)

Plaza Point Apartments Evacuated

Who Is Ruining the North Jetty’s Dolos By Making Them Something Worth Looking At?

Looking for a Few Good Men…and Women

Meet Your Neighbors The New-Fashioned Way

Airport Disaster Drill Wednesday

Li’l Offshore Earthquake Momentarily Rattles Jars