Non-Emergencies

Kayaker’s Personal Emergency Drill Unwittingly Prompts Public Emergency Response

THAT DOES NOT GO THERE: Car Makes a Detour Into Fortuna Main Street Storefront, Witnesses Say

Q: ‘Hello, Lamppost! Whatcha Knowing?’; A: ‘Some Nice Tourists’ Car Hood’

(UPDATED: FALSE REPORT) Rescue Swimmers Searching Del Norte Street Pier for Reported Drowning Victim

Kids Evacuated From Eureka City School Bus on Highway 101 This Morning

FYI: Serial Burglar is Out and About While He Awaits Sentencing

Humboldt Bay Fire is Going to Train By Completely Mutilating the Ol’ Norman’s Dry Cleaning Building

More on the (Smoke) Grenade That Shut Down the Arcata Plaza Yesterday

SPOILER ALERT: Arcata Hostage Crisis Turns Out to Just Be Play Rehearsal

Today’s Non-Emergency Near McKinleyville High is Another ‘Every 15 Minutes’ Production

Don’t Panic! Tsunami Warning Test Coming Wednesday

Rio Dell Turns Off Man’s Water; Man Allegedly Turns It Back On, Gets Arrested

Dusty Smoke Alarm Garners Impressive Response From Arcata Fire District

Yes, There Will Be a Visible Fire Near Blue Lake Today

Yes, There Will Be Helicopters in Humboldt’s Skies This Week

Is Your Subaru Station Wagon Sinking into the Marsh Behind Blue Ox Millworks Right Now?

[PHOTO] Transient Tenants Let Weeds Overrun NoHum Nest

Again: All the Emergency Personnel at the Jail This Morning? That’s a Drill

Do Not Be Alarmed By This Morning’s Blaring Nuclear Plant Alarm

EPD Doesn’t Want You to Be Duped By World’s Most Obvious Ukrainian Email Scam

Another Inmate Walkaway From Sheriff’s Work Crew; Zane Middle School Briefly on Lockdown

No, the Humboldt County Jail is Not on Fire

Get Ready For Simulated Catastrophe! The Great American Shakeout Happens This Morning

Sprinkler Douses Mini-Blaze at Bayshore Mall

Coast Guard Chopper Delivers Lunch to Stranded Boaters

Fortuna High School Evacuated When Rogue Ballast Sets Off Fire Alarm

The Chaos You’re About to See at Fortuna High is Only a Drill

(VIDEO) There’s a Great Big Plume of Smoke Rising From the South Jetty, But Don’t Freak Out About It

THE INSIDE SCOOP: That Standoff in Eureka Was a Stand Against an Empty House

New Crabs Prez Is Youngest, Maybe Nicest

LoCO’s Big, Dumb Guy Fieri Watch, DAY 6

(VIDEO) Quadcopter Aerial Views of Arcata Skate Park

7.3 Magnitude Quake Off Japan’s Eastern Coast — No Tsunamis For Us, HumCo

No, Humboldt County Is Not Exploding: It’s the Great California Shakeout

Yes, There Was a Naked Man Strolling Down Myrtle Avenue Today (NSFW)

Plaza Point Apartments Evacuated

Who Is Ruining the North Jetty’s Dolos By Making Them Something Worth Looking At?

Looking for a Few Good Men…and Women

Meet Your Neighbors The New-Fashioned Way

Airport Disaster Drill Wednesday

Li’l Offshore Earthquake Momentarily Rattles Jars