POLL! Is Taking Your Metal Detector to a Humboldt Beach Hot?
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Deadass. Old man chic is very 2023. 🔥🔥🔥
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For sure. It's a way to give back to your community. Since we lost our budget for bomb-sniffing donkeys who else is going to find military-grade explosives at Centerville. Thank you for your service, detector nerds!
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We need more elite squads of metal detecting grandpas! With China on the rise, the hunt for precious metals to be used in the batteries that will power our future phones, cars and sex robots has never been more important!
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I heard Zendaya and Tom Holland were spotted metal detectin' in Trancoso. So yes.
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No.
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