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Calmly turn around and find an alternate route.

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Plow through that beezy at top speed, ensuring you make the biggest brown waves possible, while screaming, "Take THAT, Pete Buttigieg!"

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Come to a complete stop, take your hands off the steering wheel and wave them as though you were Moses parting the Red Sea. Then, wait patiently for the waters to separate and proceed when clear.

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Deploy side pontoons and cross, gloriously. (Kinetic Sculptures ONLY.)

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Wait for the results of this poll to come in so you can do what's popular.