How Will You React to Being Pinched for Not Wearing Green on St. Patrick's Day?
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With a polite giggle followed by, "Oh, you."
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By hanging your head in shame and promising to do a better job honoring 5th century Irish saints in the future.
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By revealing your green knickers while grinning creepily.
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Lawsuit
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Violence
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"I participate in every archaic tradition our society perpetuates. Thus, I am unpinchable."
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