POLL! They're Swanking Out the Samoa Cookhouse! What Fancy New Dishes Would You Like to See on the Menu?
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Bay-to-Table Harbor Seal Steak
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Inspissated Juice of Skunk Cabbage
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Avocado Toast With Poached Seagull Egg
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Oysters All-You-Can-Eat, Or At Least Until The Server Starts Glaring At You
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Three-Bean Salad but With Fancier Beans
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Leave the menu exactly as it is right now, forever.
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