… and all of you are my witnesses.

Caffrey walked out of the KHUM studio this morning still floating on air, still talking about how he had this race in the bag. The Leno bump, all the press he got for toking up or promising to toke up in various public locales … all over but the crying, folks.

Your Lost Coast Outpost said to him: “You finish sixth.”

Whereupon a wager was made. Mark it, folks: If the angels smile on our man Tuesday night and he ends in fifth place or higher, I buy him a case of beer. Elsewise the beer is mine.