No, seriously. You will never guess. Here’s what they want you to think:

“In lieu of a Commencement keynote, there will be a special presentation marking the Centennial.”

HSU spokesman Paul Mann was cryptic with the details, but told KHUM that the presentation “will have to do with our namesake.”

He added that the speaker “could be a descendant of Alexander Von Humboldt. Maybe Alexandra Von Humboldt.”

If you’re thinking what we’re thinking, Mann flatly denied that person’s presence on the podium on Saturday. 

So who could it be? And why wouldn’t they say who it is? 

See if you can figure out what HSU is hinting at from his KHUM interview.

Paul Mann