The above ad was just dropped by the “Virginia Bass for Supervisor 2014” campaign. It features a young woman staring into the camera and speaking coquettishly about her “first time.”

“Can I let you in on a little secret?” she asks. “I’ve never done this before, and I’m a little nervous.”

Yowza, you guys. Is this, like, a virgin about to embark on her first sexual experience?

“Your first time,” she continues. “You want it to be with somebody special, not some slacker.”

Fair enough.

“Someone who will listen to local businesses and neighbors when issues arise.”

Wait. Whaaaaat?

Turns out (SPOILER ALERT!!!) she’s talking about her first time voting! Does that make challenger Chris Kerrigan the unidentified “slacker”?

At any rate, this clever metaphorical bait-and-switch might sound familiar if you’re a web-savvy fan of “Girls” or our Commander in Chief: