“I can neither confirm nor deny,” guitarist/harbor commissioner Mike Wilson told your Lost Coast Outpost concerning a rumored reunion of his legendary local group The Cutters. Uh huh. 

LoCO has attempted to ignore whispers for over a month now that one of Humboldt’s all-time most beloved bands were secretly planning a return to the stage. It seems Wilson would like us to keep ignoring. 

Therefore, Humboldt music lovers, you should totally pay no attention to the fact that there is a show scheduled at The Palm Lounge on Friday featuring local rock ’n’ rollers The Lost Luvs and a mysterious band called “Scary Photographs” billed as “Eureka’s New Supergroup.” I mean, go see The Lost Luvs, ‘cuz they’re fun and all, but we can’t vouch for this other so-called “band.” 

Hmm. Let’s just watch The Cutters on YouTube and dream of a day when they will honor their fans by firing up their amps one last time.