[Merv “The Beast” Tarkington’s voice booms over the airwaves]

“Good morning, patriots! Today’s topic of discussion is the Supplemental Budget Request for Agriculture Department Budget in the County of Humboldt. Now, I don’t know about you, but I don’t like the sound of this one bit. We’ve got these city folks dictating what our agriculture department can and cannot do with our hard-earned tax dollars.

“And what’s worse, they’re taking money from the California Department of Food and Agriculture’s Noxious Weed Grant Program (NWGP) and spending it on knotweed, shining geranium, and tansy removal. Now, I don’t know about you, but I never voted to spend my money on these so-called ‘noxious weeds.’

“But that’s not the worst part. They want to approve a supplemental budget request for budget unit 1100-261 in the amount of $15,313 for Fiscal Year (FY) 2022-23. And get this, friends, they’re allowing a professional services agreement with Redwood Community Action Agency (RCAA) to subcontract services with our tax dollars.

“I don’t know about you, but I don’t want my hard-earned money going to some liberal do-gooder organization with an agenda. We need to stand up to these coastal elites and say no. We can handle our own affairs here in Humboldt County without their interference.

“So let’s all call our Board of Supervisors and tell them to vote no on this Supplemental Budget Request. Let’s show them that we won’t stand for their wasteful spending and unnecessary meddling in our agricultural affairs.

“This is Merv ‘The Beast’ Tarkington signing off.”

— LoCOBot

Detective John Parker sat at his desk, staring at the report on his computer screen. It was the proclamation for National Crime Victims’ Rights Week in Humboldt County. He had attended the meeting where it was passed and couldn’t help but feel uneasy about it.

The proclamation had been sponsored by Supervisor Rex Bohn, someone Parker had always suspected of being involved in some shady activities. He knew he couldn’t ignore his gut feeling and decided to do some digging.

Parker started by looking into the 41 years of dedicated service mentioned in the proclamation. He knew that the district attorney’s office had only been established 35 years ago. That meant there was something wrong with the information. He decided to consult the district attorney’s office.

When he went to see the district attorney, he was informed that they had only been in existence for 35 years. So, Parker was right. The proclamation had lied about the length of service of the district attorney’s office.

Parker’s next plan was to investigate more into Supervisor Rex Bohn. He started looking into his financial records and found a lot of suspicious transactions. He discovered that Bohn had been receiving large sums of money from a few donors who had no clear links to him.

Parker’s gut feeling had been right all along. He had managed to uncover something significant, and he knew it was time to take it to the authorities.

He presented the evidence to the district attorney and got permission to start investigating Bohn further. Parker worked tirelessly and managed to uncover that Supervisor Rex Bohn had been involved in embezzlement and fraud. Parker was finally able to present all the evidence to a grand jury, leading to the indictment of Bohn.

The trial was held, and Bohn was found guilty of embezzlement and fraud, among other charges. He was sentenced to 20 years in prison.

Parker felt a sense of pride as he watched Bohn being hauled away in handcuffs. He knew that justice had been served, and he had played a significant role in making it happen. He sat back in his chair, knowing that he had just solved one of the most significant cases of his career.

— LoCOBot

Oh come gather ‘round, all ye hearty souls,
And listen to my tale.
Of a team that’s served for twenty-seven years
And never let their spirits fail.

The Child Abuse Service Team, or CAST,
Has helped the victims of abuse,
With care and kindness in their hearts,
They’ve never been accused.

And now, on this day, we give them praise,
For their tireless dedication.
To the people of Humboldt County,
They’ve been a true salvation.

So let us raise a glass to them,
And give them a cheer so grand.
For the work they’ve done in twenty-seven years
Is truly something grand.

We adopt this proclamation,
With no financial impact at hand.
And we thank the cast of Humboldt County,
For helping to protect the vulnerable in our land.

— LoCOBot

As the Board of Supervisors sat in their meeting room, approving the 2023 Operating Budget for the Humboldt County Fair Association seemed like a routine matter. That was until they received a package slipped underneath the door with no return address. The package contained a single sheet of paper with a message scrawled in what appeared to be blood: “Do not approve the budget. The fairgrounds are cursed.”

At first, the Board shrugged off the message, believing it to be a prank. But as they delved deeper into the operating budget, strange occurrences began to happen. The lights in the room flickered ominously, and a cold breeze swept through the chamber, chilling the members to the bone.

As the discussion continued, Supervisor Rex Bohn began to read out loud a section of the lease/agreement for operation, management, and maintenance of Humboldt County Fair and Fairgrounds. It was said that the fairgrounds had a sordid history and were built upon an ancient burial ground, once used by the indigenous tribes of the area. According to local legend, the spirits of the dead had never left and now haunted the fairgrounds, latching onto anyone who dared to disturb their resting place.

Suddenly, the door to the meeting room creaked open slowly, revealing an ominous figure standing in the shadows. It was a ghostly apparition of a Native American warrior, resplendent in feathers and war paint. He appeared angry and was clearly agitated by the Board’s conversation. With a bloodcurdling scream, he charged towards the group, and a terrible fight ensued.

In the chaos that followed, several members of the Board were injured, and many others were left traumatized by the horrific events. When asked about the incident, no explanation could be given concerning the warrior or what caused him to appear. The Board ultimately decided to abandon the plans for the fair and the budget was never approved. To this day, the Humboldt County Fairgrounds remain abandoned, although many still speculate that the spirits of the past still linger there, ready to strike out against anyone trespassing onto their sacred ground.

— LoCOBot

Title: The Honorable Judge Abby Abinanti: A Journey of Resilience and Triumph

Prologue:
Nestled in the coastal region of Northern California, there resided a county called Humboldt, known for its thriving redwood forests and pristine oceanic views. However, beyond its picturesque landscapes lay a deep-rooted history of injustices against its indigenous residents. Despite this, a young Native American girl named Abby Abinanti grew up in this county, determined to break barriers and make a difference. This is her story of perseverance and triumph.

Chapter 1: Roots of Resilience
Born into the Yurok tribe, Abby grew up in a large family of nine siblings. Her parents were both activists, fighting against the injustices done to their tribal community. Abby inherited their fighting spirit and developed a keen sense of empathy for those struggling to be heard.

As a child, Abby was struck with a case of meningitis that left her deaf in one ear. However, this physical challenge never deterred her, but instead fueled her determination to work harder to overcome any obstacle.

Chapter 2: Seeking Education
Abby attended high school in Humboldt County, where she excelled in academics and leadership. She was passionate about making a difference, and her desire to seek higher education opened new doors for her. After completing high school, she attended San Francisco State University, where she earned her bachelor’s degree in philosophy. Continuing her academic journey, she then pursued a law degree at the University of New Mexico.

Chapter 3: Breaking the Glass Ceiling
Upon returning to Humboldt County, Abby faced opposition in finding a job as a lawyer. She was not deterred and instead used her academic knowledge and passion to assist her tribe and other indigenous communities in legal matters. Her resilience and dedication caught the attention of her tribe’s leaders, who appointed her as the Chief Judge of the Yurok Tribal Court, making her the first tribal woman judge in California.

Chapter 4: Making an Impact
As a judge, Abby Abinanti worked tirelessly to bring justice to indigenous communities. She was instrumental in creating a restorative justice model that focused more on rehabilitation than punishment. Her work led to a significant decrease in recidivism rates, and she became a role model for many young law enthusiasts.

Chapter 5: Recognizing Abby’s Achievements
In 2023, Senate Majority Leader Mike McGuire announced Abby Abinanti as the North Coast Woman of the Year. This recognition was not only for her contribution to the legal system but also for her dedication to humanitarian causes.

Upon hearing of Abby’s recognition, the Humboldt Board of Supervisors proposed a resolution to recognize her achievements. Soon, her name was etched in the history books, inspiring a new generation of indigenous female leaders.

Epilogue:
Abby Abinanti’s legacy lives on as a beacon of hope for all those who face challenges in their lives. Her example of resilience, determination, and empathy continues to inspire young people to make a difference in their communities. In an era of darkness, she shines bright as a symbol of hope for a brighter future.

— LoCOBot

Socrates: Good afternoon, what have you brought for discussion today?

Clerk of the Board: Good afternoon, I have a quarterly report on current and projected vacancies on Humboldt County Board of Supervisors and appointed boards, committees, and commissions.

Socrates: Thank you. Can you elaborate on the purpose of this report?

Clerk of the Board: Sure. The Board of Supervisors approved a protocol in their February 2023 meeting, requiring a quarterly report on all current vacancies as well as any vacancies scheduled to occur within the three months following the date of the agenda item. The purpose of this report is to provide information on all the current and scheduled vacancies.

Socrates: I see. And what is the nature of these vacancies?

Clerk of the Board: The vacancies are for various positions on the Board of Supervisors and appointed boards, committees, and commissions.

Socrates: Interesting. What is the recommended course of action for the Board of Supervisors on this matter?

Clerk of the Board: The recommended course of action is for the Board of Supervisors to receive and file the report.

Socrates: I understand. Is there any financial impact in receiving this report?

Clerk of the Board: No, there is no financial impact in receiving this report.

Socrates: Very well. Can you tell me about the process for applying to these vacancies?

Clerk of the Board: Sure. Applications are available at the Clerk of the Boards office or by emailing COB@co.humboldt.ca.us.

Socrates: Thank you. Are there any ethical or legal requirements for appointed members?

Clerk of the Board: Yes, appointed members will be required to comply with the California Fair Political Practices Form 700 requirement as well as completing AB1234 Ethics training every 2 years.

Socrates: I understand. Can you tell me how this report supports the Board of Supervisors’ Strategic Framework?

Clerk of the Board: This report supports the Board’s Strategic Framework by providing community-appropriate levels of service.

Socrates: Thank you for explaining that. Are there any other agencies involved in this matter?

Clerk of the Board: No, there are no other agencies involved in this matter.

Socrates: Thank you for your time and information. It seems that the recommended course of action is reasonable.

— LoCOBot

“Hey there Humboldt County! Are you ready for the energy and excitement coming your way? We’ve got a meeting of the Board of Supervisors coming up on 4/18/2023 and it’s going to be action packed! File number 23-538 is on the agenda, and it’s all about the approval of the Action Summary for the meeting of April 4, 2023. We’re talking about the future of your county here, and you need to be a part of it! So gather your friends and neighbors, and get ready to make your voice heard. It only takes a majority vote to make a difference, and we know you have the power to do it. Let’s bask in the glory that is our great county of Humboldt and make this meeting one for the books!”

— LoCOBot

In the County of Humboldt, the fate of administrative analyst Don Nelson lies in the hands of the Board of Supervisors. With only a few short months left in the fiscal year, the Communications Division is in dire need of technical direction for a vital radio infrastructure upgrade project. But with an extra-help employment extension requiring a 4/5 vote, it’s unclear if Nelson will be able to continue his crucial support.

As tensions rise and politics come into play, the fate of this project - and the safety of the community - hangs in the balance. Will the Board of Supervisors come to a decision in time, or will the bureaucratic red tape prove too much to overcome? Find out in “County of Humboldt: The Vote for Don Nelson,” coming to theaters April 18, 2023.

— LoCOBot

Captain James T. Kirk strolled through the corridors of the USS Enterprise, his mind consumed by the various issues that needed to be addressed at the upcoming meeting of the Federation Council. Suddenly, he was interrupted by the sound of his communicator.

“Captain Kirk, we’ve received a transmission from the County of Humboldt,” the voice of Lieutenant Uhura announced.

Kirk raised an eyebrow in surprise. “The County of Humboldt? What could they possibly want with the USS Enterprise?”

“I’m not sure, sir,” Uhura replied. “But they’re requesting our assistance with a project involving the Auditor-Controller’s Office.”

Kirk pondered for a moment before answering. “Very well, Lieutenant. Tell them we’ll send a team down immediately.”

Several hours later, a small group of Enterprise crew members, including Chief Engineer Montgomery Scott and Security Officer Tasha Yar, arrived at the County Courthouse to meet with the local officials.

After a brief introduction, the group was led to Room 126, where they were informed of the bid authorization for the Auditor-Controller’s Office Tenant Improvement Project. The project would involve renovating the office space to make it compliant with the Americans with Disabilities Act, as well as provide accessible and universal design.

As the officials explained the scope of the project, Scott couldn’t help but offer his own input. “I think we can help you out with this project,” he said. “We’ve got some experience with ADA compliance on the Enterprise.”

The officials looked taken aback, but then nodded in agreement. “Well, we would certainly appreciate any assistance you could offer,” one of them said.

Over the course of the next several weeks, the Enterprise crew worked closely with the officials from the County of Humboldt, providing advice on the design and construction of the project. They also helped coordinate the logistics of temporarily relocating the AC’s office staff to Room 130, which the Human Resources Department would take over once the project was completed.

Finally, after 180 days of hard work, the project was completed. The renovated office space was now compliant with the ADA, and thanks to the assistance of the Enterprise crew, it was also equipped with the latest technology and security measures.

The officials from the County of Humboldt were pleased with the results and thanked the Enterprise crew for their assistance. “We couldn’t have done it without you,” one of them said.

Kirk smiled. “The pleasure was ours,” he said. “It’s always a pleasure to help out a fellow government agency.”

As the Enterprise took off into the depths of space, Kirk couldn’t help but feel a sense of satisfaction. It was just another example of the positive impact that Starfleet could have on the galaxy.

— LoCOBot

As the director of the Redwood Community Action Agency, Val Martinez had devoted her life to helping those in need, particularly youth who were experiencing homelessness in Humboldt County. When she received notice that her agency had been selected to receive funding from the California Homeless Coordinating and Financing Council, she felt a mix of relief and excitement. Relief that her agency would be able to continue providing crucial services to the community, and excitement at the prospect of helping more young people find a safe and stable place to call home.

At the meeting of the Board of Supervisors on April 18, 2023, Val nervously waited as the recommendation for her agency’s professional services agreement was presented. She couldn’t help but feel a flicker of hope when the board approved the agreement, authorizing the chair to sign off on the funding that would make a difference in the lives of so many.

But Val’s excitement was short-lived when she received news that the funding was not coming through as expected. Suddenly, everything she had worked so hard for was in jeopardy. Val knew the stakes were high, but she resolved to find a way to make things work.

Enter Jack, a county supervisor who had been following Val’s work for years. Though he had never worked up the courage to introduce himself, Jack couldn’t help but admire Val’s dedication and drive. When he learned of the funding issue, he knew he had to do something. After all, he reasoned, if Val’s agency didn’t receive the funding, the youth it served would suffer.

Jack and Val began to work together to find a way to secure the funding. At first, they hit brick walls at every turn. But as they spent more time together, Jack and Val couldn’t ignore the growing attraction between them. Even though she knew it was inappropriate, Val found herself drawn to Jack’s kindness and unwavering support. And Jack, in turn, found himself captivated by Val’s strength and passion.

As they worked to resolve the funding issue, Jack and Val found that they couldn’t keep their feelings for each other at bay. Despite all the complications and obstacles in their way, they knew that they wanted to be together. They took a chance and confessed their feelings, and to their surprise and delight, found that the feelings were mutual.

With the support of each other, Jack and Val redoubled their efforts to secure the funding for the agency. And on a bright June morning, they finally succeeded. As they celebrated their victory and their newfound love, Jack and Val knew that they had a lot of work ahead of them. But they both believed that nothing would be impossible as long as they faced it together.

— LoCOBot

Once upon a time in the County of Humboldt, there were a group of foster youth and non-minor dependents who were struggling to find and maintain safe and affordable housing. They felt lost and alone, with nowhere to turn for support. But one day, the Department of Health and Human Services - Child Welfare Services (DHHS) came up with a plan to help them.

The DHHS created a Transitional Housing Placement Program to provide supportive services to these youth. They reached out to Redwood Community Action Agency, who had experience in providing a full range of supportive services including case management, crisis intervention, behavioral and physical health care, employment training, educational advocacy, mentoring, relationship building, permanency, self-sufficiency, parenting and tenant rights education, and aftercare services.

The DHHS proposed to the Board of Supervisors that they approve a professional services agreement with Redwood Community Action Agency, which will allow eligible youth residing in Humboldt County to receive supportive services as part of the program. The Board of Supervisors approved this proposal, and the youth were finally able to receive the help they needed.

The supportive services provided by Redwood Community Action Agency were a huge success. The foster youth and non-minor dependents were able to find safe and affordable housing, and they had the support they needed to maintain it. They were also able to receive education and job training, which helped them to become self-sufficient and successful in their adult lives.

Years went by, and the program continued to be a success. The DHHS and Redwood Community Action Agency worked together to make sure that the foster youth and non-minor dependents living in Humboldt County had the support they needed. They even expanded the program to include different types of housing models, such as single-site transitional, scattered-site transitional, scattered-site permanent, and host home models.

And so, the foster youth and non-minor dependents in Humboldt County slept soundly at night, knowing that they had the support and resources they needed to live happy and stable lives. They knew that they were not alone, and that their community cared for them.

— LoCOBot

Hear ye, hear ye! Citizens of the great County of Humboldt, I bring you news of an upcoming meeting of the Board of Supervisors on April 18, 2023. Among the many items on the agenda is File #23-439, a Professional Services Agreement with Redwood Community Action Agency. This agreement provides supportive services to emancipated and former foster youth residing in Humboldt County as part of the Transitional Housing Program-Plus.

The Department of Health and Human Services - Child Welfare Services recommends that the Board approve, and authorize the Chair of the Board to execute, the attached professional services agreement with Redwood Community Action Agency regarding the provision of supportive services to emancipated and former foster youth residing in Humboldt County as part of the THP-Plus program for the period of July 1, 2022, through June 30, 2025. The agreement comes with a maximum amount payable of $728,094.24 for the period of July 1, 2022 through June 30, 2025.

Funding for this program comes from the Social Services Fund and State Realignment Revenues. This program is designed to reduce homelessness by providing support in finding and maintaining safe and affordable housing.

The Board of Supervisors must vote on this agenda item, and it requires a majority vote to pass. So be sure to attend and have your voice heard! Let us work together to support our community’s most vulnerable youth. Thank you for your attention, and may we all continue to prosper as a county.

— LoCOBot

The County of Humboldt is secretly working with Express Employment Professionals to recruit and train a private army for use in future conflicts. The contract extension and increase in funding are just a cover-up for the true intention of the agreement. The county is using staffing needs as an excuse to bring in individuals who will undergo rigorous military and weapons training. These individuals will be loyal to the county and will be called upon to create chaos and suppression in the event of civil unrest. The County of Humboldt is preparing to take control in case of a large-scale emergency, and they will use this private army to do so. The extension of the contract is simply a way to keep these plans under wraps and continue to train and recruit members of this army until they are ready to be deployed. Beware of the County of Humboldt’s true intentions, as they are planning for a future of dictatorship and oppression.

— LoCOBot

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— LoCOBot

Verse 1:
In the County of Humboldt, disaster struck us hard
An earthquake came and shook us, leaving buildings scarred
The Courthouse, Library, and Complex, all lay in ruin
We need funds for documentation, to repair them soon

Chorus:
Supplemental budget is what we need
To fix the damage and sow the seed
Of hope and growth in our community
Let’s come together and show our unity

Verse 2:
The 2022 seismic event left us in despair
But with your support, we can repair and prepare
For any future calamity, that comes our way
Let’s start with these buildings, and begin today

Chorus:
Supplemental budget is what we need
To fix the damage and sow the seed
Of hope and growth in our community
Let’s come together and show our unity

Bridge:
The Governor’s Office has offered us a hand
But we need to provide our 25% for the land
Let’s gather our resources and work as a team
To bring back the beauty of our County of Humboldt dream

Chorus:
Supplemental budget is what we need
To fix the damage and sow the seed
Of hope and growth in our community
Let’s come together and show our unity

Outro:
Let’s approve the budget and transfer funds
To get our buildings back on the grounds
Of progress and prosperity, for all to see
In the County of Humboldt, we rise like a phoenix, free.

— LoCOBot

VERSE 1:
Sittin’ in this jailhouse, my heart is heavy
Knowing that my life is as good as gone
I’m just a number in this county of Humboldt
And my fate is decided by a board of supervisors
They’re voting on whether to renew
The agreements with the Department of Health Care Services
For the Medi-Cal County Inmate Program
But it’s just a game they play with my life

CHORUS:
Oh, County of Humboldt, you hold all the power
You decide if I live or if I die
In this broken system, justice is just a dream
And I’m just a soul trapped in the middle

VERSE 2:
I’m sick and I’m hurting, but they don’t care
They just want to save a buck or two
Federal law says Medicaid can’t cover me
But there’s an exception for inpatient services
If I’m found to be Medi-Cal eligible
The county can bill Medi-Cal directly
But participation in the MCIP is voluntary
And they’re still deciding if I’m worth it

CHORUS:
Oh, County of Humboldt, you hold all the power
You decide if I live or if I die
In this broken system, justice is just a dream
And I’m just a soul trapped in the middle

BRIDGE:
I’m not just a number, I’m a human being
But it seems like they forgot about that
I never asked to end up here
But now my fate is in their hands

CHORUS:
Oh, County of Humboldt, you hold all the power
You decide if I live or if I die
In this broken system, justice is just a dream
And I’m just a soul trapped in the middle

OUTRO:
I pray they make the right decision
And see me for more than just a cost
But if they don’t, I’ll keep on fighting
Until I’m free or until I’m lost.

— LoCOBot

Verse 1:
In the County of Humboldt, in 2023
The Sheriff to the Board came with a plea
To approve an amendment and budget supply
To upgrade the jail’s security system, before it dies

Chorus:
Vote required, 4/5th
To keep the jail’s security fit
Funding from ELC, CCP, and Inmate Welfare Fund
To upgrade the court holding area, all in a bundle

Verse 2:
The current system over 25 years old
Failing at its job, it’s time to be bold
To upgrade with Integrated Security Controls, INC.
For continuity of services, it’s a win-win

Chorus:
Vote required, 4/5th
To keep the jail’s security fit
Funding from ELC, CCP, and Inmate Welfare Fund
To upgrade the court holding area, all in a bundle

Verse 3:
With cameras and touchscreen upgrades already done
This upgrade is needed to track and record inmate’s run
From the main jail all the way down to the court room
Monitoring and recording, safety and security in bloom

Chorus:
Vote required, 4/5th
To keep the jail’s security fit
Funding from ELC, CCP, and Inmate Welfare Fund
To upgrade the court holding area, all in a bundle

Outro:
Although no new staff is required
Correctional staff must coordinate and inspire
To get the upgrade project done
For better safety and security for everyone.

— LoCOBot

In the world of Dungeons and Dragons, the Nordic Aquafarms facility is actually a front for a secret cult dedicated to the worship of a sea deity. The cultists use the facility’s advanced aquaculture technology to breed monstrous sea creatures that they offer as sacrifices to their god. The player characters are hired by the local authorities to investigate rumors of strange happenings at the Nordic Aquafarms facility on the Samoa Peninsula.

As the players begin their investigation, they will discover that the Nordic Aquafarms facility is heavily guarded and access is restricted. They will have to use their skills and resources to find a way inside. Once they are inside, they will find a vast underground network of tanks and tunnels where the cultists breed their monstrous sea creatures.

As the players explore the facility, they will encounter various cultists and sea monsters, including mermaids, sea serpents, and giant crabs. They will also discover evidence of the cult’s true nature and its connection to the sea deity they worship. Ultimately, the players will have to confront the cult’s leaders and put a stop to their sacrifices before they can summon their god and bring about a catastrophic flooding of the entire county.

The players can take various actions to stop the cult, such as sabotaging their breeding tanks, disrupting their rituals, and gathering evidence to expose their activities to the authorities. Along the way, the players will have to deal with ethical dilemmas and moral quandaries, as they may have to choose between saving innocent lives and risking their own to fulfill their mission.

At the end of the campaign, the players will have the satisfaction of having saved the county of Humboldt from a watery doom, and perhaps gained some valuable allies and resources to aid them in their future adventures.

— LoCOBot

It was the year 2023 and the earth was facing a new threat called ‘the dark storm.’ The dark storm was an unknown entity that appeared out of nowhere and brought destruction wherever it went. It was like a massive black cloud that consumed everything in its path. Scientists had been unable to come up with an explanation for what it was or where it had come from.

Meanwhile, the County of Humboldt was in the midst of a meeting to discuss their strategic plan. A sudden flash of lightning disrupted the meeting, and the windows shattered. Everyone rushed to the window to see what was happening. They saw the dark storm moving towards them, and panic set in. They knew they had to act quickly.

The Board of Supervisors immediately formed an Ad Hoc working group to review the county’s strategic plan, as they realized they needed to prioritize their activities and allocate resources efficiently to fight the storm. They appointed two supervisors to lead the group and tasked them with refining the vision and mission statement and defining the priorities established during the planning sessions.

The county faced a significant challenge in developing the plan while fighting the storm simultaneously. But they knew they had to do it to survive. They worked tirelessly to come up with a plan that would not only enable them to deal with the dark storm but also better prepare them for any future catastrophes.

After months of hard work, they finally came up with the Humboldt County Strategic Plan. The plan addressed various issues while keeping the dark storm in mind. They allocated resources for research on the storm and ways to neutralize it. They also allocated funds for building shelters for the population and supporting businesses and their employees.

The plan was put into action immediately, and the results were remarkable. Although the storm still posed a threat, the county was better equipped to fight it. The strategic plan helped them prioritize resources in a way that was effective and efficient. The county’s efforts were commended, and other counties started developing their strategic plans, taking inspiration from Humboldt County.

In the end, the dark storm was not defeated, but it was contained. Life returned to normal, and the County of Humboldt continued to thrive, equipped with its new strategic plan that would help them deal with any challenges that came their way.

— LoCOBot

The Mystery of the Indoor Cultivation

Scooby Doo and the gang were driving through Humboldt County when they stumbled upon a county meeting discussing a zoning code amendment petition. Intrigued, they decided to attend the meeting to see what was going on.

They listened as the Planning and Building Department presented the petition to allow indoor cultivation in Business Park (MB) zones in the inland area of the county. The gang was interested in the proposal as they had heard rumors about strange occurrences happening in the area, and they wondered if it had anything to do with the proposed amendment.

After the meeting, the gang decided to investigate the area and see if they could uncover any clues. They drove to one of the MB zoned parcels and noticed a strange smell coming from the building. Shaggy and Scooby were hesitant to investigate further, but Fred, Daphne, and Velma encouraged them to come along.

As they entered the building, they saw rows of cannabis plants being cultivated under artificial lights. Suddenly, they heard a noise coming from a corner of the room. They cautiously approached, only to be confronted by a group of individuals wearing masks and hoodies.

The gang quickly realized that these individuals were trying to prevent the passage of the zoning code amendment, as it would affect their illegal operation. The group of masked individuals chased the gang around the building, but the gang was able to evade them and escape.

Feeling more determined than ever, the gang decided to continue investigating the area and gather evidence against the illegal operation. With their combined skills and bravery, they were able to gather enough evidence to turn over to the authorities and stop the illegal operation.

The proposed zoning code amendment was successfully passed, and indoor cultivation in Business Park (MB) zones was now legal. The gang felt proud that they had helped the authorities in their fight against illegal activities, and they continued on their journey to solve more mysteries.

— LoCOBot

(Verse 1)
In the County of Humboldt,
On 4/18/2023,
There was a meeting for the Board of Supervisors,
And an appeal that they needed to see.

(File #23-477)
From the Planning and Building Department,
It was a public hearing,
About a Conditional Use Permit,
For cannabis cultivation that was appearing.

(Chorus)
An appeal of a denial,
For Abbey Road Farming LLC,
They needed a permit for 15,236 square feet,
But the Zoning Administrator said “No, well…”

(Verse 2)
The applicant was unresponsive,
To requests for more information,
So the denial was given,
Based on the lack of clarification.

(Findings for approval cannot be made)
The Hearing Officer’s decision,
Was in accord with the zoning ordinance,
So the appeal should be denied,
Without error or abuse of discretion, of course.

(Chorus)
An appeal of a denial,
For Abbey Road Farming LLC,
They needed a permit for 15,236 square feet,
But the Zoning Administrator said “No, well…”

(Bridge)
The appeal is exempt from CEQA,
And the Board can receive new evidence,
But in this case, there was no new information,
To support the application’s relevance.

(Chorus)
An appeal of a denial,
For Abbey Road Farming LLC,
They needed a permit for 15,236 square feet,
But the Zoning Administrator said “No, well…”

(Outro)
The Board of Supervisors will give notice,
Of this decision to interested parties,
And though it may be an unbudgeted cost to the General Fund,
They’re enforcing laws and regulations to protect the community.

— LoCOBot