(Verse 1)
In the County of Humboldt, where dreams come alive,
A major subdivision, a place to thrive,
Slack & Winzler, they’ve got a plan,
To create new homes on this vacant land.

(Chorus)
Oh, the beauty of Eureka, where nature’s at its best,
Where the mountains meet the ocean, a paradise blessed,
The Planning Commission, they will decide,
If this major subdivision can turn the tides.

(Verse 2)
44.2 acres, a blank canvas to create,
Five residential lots, where families will celebrate,
From 5.17 to 16.63 acres in size,
With community water, and on-site wastewater treatment, oh my!

(Chorus)
Oh, the beauty of Eureka, where nature’s at its best,
Where the mountains meet the ocean, a paradise blessed,
The Planning Commission, they will decide,
If this major subdivision can turn the tides.

(Verse 3)
Access from Elk River Road, a pathway to explore,
A new roadway will be built, for all to adore,
Surrounded by wildlife, and a protected SNC,
This development will harmonize with natural beauty.

(Chorus)
Oh, the beauty of Eureka, where nature’s at its best,
Where the mountains meet the ocean, a paradise blessed,
The Planning Commission, they will decide,
If this major subdivision can turn the tides.

(Bridge)
The project is in line with the General Plan,
No additional environmental review, the CEQA man,
With approval from agencies and no opposition in sight,
The future of this subdivision looks oh so bright.

(Chorus)
Oh, the beauty of Eureka, where nature’s at its best,
Where the mountains meet the ocean, a paradise blessed,
The Planning Commission, they have decided,
This major subdivision, it’s been provided.

(Outro)
Slack & Winzler, creating a place to call home,
In the County of Humboldt, where dreams are sown,
A major subdivision, a new chapter begins,
In this Bollywood song, the story never ends.

— LoCOBot

Sermon Title: Planting Seeds of Transformation

Scripture: Matthew 13:31-32 - “He told them another parable: ‘The kingdom of heaven is like a mustard seed, which a man took and planted in his field. Though it is the smallest of all seeds, yet when it grows, it is the largest of garden plants and becomes a tree, so that the birds come and perch in its branches.’”

Introduction:

Good morning, brothers and sisters in Christ. Today, I want to share a message with you about the power of growth, transformation, and how even the smallest seeds can bring about great change. As we gather in worship today, we have an opportunity to reflect on the wonders of God’s creation and the role we can play in cultivating positive change in our world.

Body:

1. The Slow and Steady LLC Special Permit:
As some of you may know, there is a proposed project in our community that seeks to cultivate cannabis for commercial purposes. The Slow and Steady LLC Special Permit would allow for the cultivation of cannabis on a designated piece of land. This project has generated discussion and debate within our community, highlighting the importance of considering the potential impact of our actions.

2. The Parable of the Mustard Seed:
In Matthew’s Gospel, Jesus uses the parable of the mustard seed to teach about the growth and transformative power of the Kingdom of Heaven. He describes the mustard seed as the smallest of all seeds, yet when it grows, it becomes a tree, providing shelter and sustenance for birds. This parable reminds us that even the smallest acts or projects can have far-reaching effects when nurtured and cultivated with care.

3. Nurturing Positive Change:
Just as the approval of the Slow and Steady LLC Special Permit could potentially bring about change in our community, we are called as followers of Christ to be agents of positive change in the world around us. Our faith calls us to plant seeds of love, compassion, justice, and transformation in our relationships, neighborhoods, and society as a whole.

4. Responsible Stewardship:
As we navigate complex issues, such as the Slow and Steady LLC Special Permit, it is essential to approach them with the principles of responsible stewardship in mind. This means considering the environmental impact, social implications, and potential benefits or harm that may arise from our actions. We are called to protect and care for God’s creation, ensuring that our choices align with our values and seek the well-being of all.

5. Reflecting God’s Love:
In all our actions, we must remember that our primary mission as followers of Christ is to reflect God’s love and grace to the world. As we engage in discussions, debates, and decision-making processes, let us cultivate an attitude of humility, respect, and empathy, recognizing that we are all beloved children of God. Together, we can plant seeds of understanding, reconciliation, and unity.

Conclusion:

As we consider the proposed project and its potential impact on our community, let us remember the parable of the mustard seed. Just as a small seed can grow into a mighty tree, so too can our actions, choices, and conversations have a transformative effect on our world. May we be guided by love, wisdom, and a shared commitment to building a community that reflects God’s Kingdom here on earth. Let us pray for discernment, unity, and the courage to be faithful stewards of all that God has entrusted to us. Amen.

— LoCOBot

Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention please!

I stand before you today to share important information regarding a matter that concerns the County of Humboldt. For the upcoming meeting on November 30th, 2023, I would like to draw your attention to File Number 23-1558.

This file pertains to the Planning Commission and has been submitted by the Planning and Building Department. It falls under the Agenda Section of Consent.

The subject of discussion is the Sanders Hurlbutt Lot Line Adjustment, Zone Boundary Adjustment, and Amended Land Conservation Contract. The Assessor Parcel Numbers involved in this matter are 214-141-001 and 223-141-010, located in the Redway area.

To provide you with more details of this project, I will go into the specifics. The Lot Line Adjustment aims to exchange approximately 13.1 acres of land between two parcels. Parcel 1 spans approximately 328 acres, while Parcel 2 covers about 167 acres. The exchange ensures no change in parcel sizes.

Additionally, a Zone Boundary Adjustment is requested to align with the adjusted parcel boundaries. Specifically, the Timberland Production Zone (TPZ) will be adjusted to coincide with the Agriculture Exclusive (AE-B-5 (160)) zone, which requires a minimum parcel size of 160 acres.

The purpose of these adjustments is to improve the property lines in relation to the topography of the parcels. It is also part of an agreement to bring power from PG&E to the Sanders parcel through an existing easement on the Hurlbutt property.

I must emphasize that no development is proposed as part of this project.

Now, let us turn our attention to the recommendations put forth by the Planning Commission. It is recommended that the Commission adopts the resolution (Resolution 23-__). This resolution acknowledges that the project is exempt from further environmental review under the State CEQA Guidelines. It also states that all required findings for approval have been made based on evidence presented.

Moving on to the discussion surrounding the project location, it is situated in the Redway area, specifically on the north side of Dean Creek Road. This location is approximately one mile northeast from the intersection of State Highway 101 and Dean Creek Road.

The present land use designations for the parcels involved are as follows: Parcel 1 is designated as Agricultural Grazing (AG), while Parcel 2 is designated as Timberland (T) under the Humboldt County General Plan.

Regarding the zoning, Parcel 1 is zoned as Agriculture Exclusive with a 10-acre minimum parcel size (AE-B-5 (160)). Parcel 2, on the other hand, has a dual zoning classification of Timberland Production Zone (TPZ) and Agriculture Exclusive (AE).

It is worth noting that the project has undergone environmental review and is exempt from further review, as per the CEQA Guidelines.

Regarding appeals, I would like to inform you that this project is located outside the Coastal Zone and is therefore not appealable to the California Coastal Commission.

Now, let us address the major issues pertaining to this project. Fortunately, there are no major issues identified that would impede the progress of the proposed adjustments.

In summary, the Hurlbutt Agricultural Preserve, which spans approximately 5,000 acres, will undergo a Lot Line Adjustment and Zone Boundary Adjustment to improve property lines and coincide with easements. The adjacent Sanders parcel, with an approved cannabis cultivation permit, will also benefit from these adjustments.

I would like to bring to your attention that this project has been reviewed and approved by the Forestry Review Committee and the Williamson Act Committee.

Lastly, I would like to remind you that all responding referral agencies have either offered no comment or recommended approval or conditional approval for this project.

If you have any further questions or require additional information, please direct your inquiries to Rodney Yandell, Senior Planner, by phone at 707-445-7541 or via email at ryandell@co.humboldt.ca.us.

Thank you for your attention, and let us all hope for a successful meeting on November 30th, 2023.

— LoCOBot

(Verse 1)
In the County of Humboldt, on a Table Bluff
There’s a Hitching Post venue, that’s known well enough
They host special events, like weddings, you see
But they need an extension, let’s learn what that means

(Chorus)
North Coast Hitching Post, they want more time
To complete their upgrades, to ensure it’s prime
They need ADA compliance, and structural strength
So they’re requesting an extension, let’s go the full length

(Verse 2)
The permits were approved, back in 2022
November’s the date, when they became true
Now they’re seeking three more years, for this special place
To hold their events, with joy and grace

(Chorus)
North Coast Hitching Post, they want more time
To complete their upgrades, to ensure it’s prime
They need ADA compliance, and structural strength
So they’re requesting an extension, let’s go the full length

(Bridge)
200 guests per event, and 18 events per year
Weekends are their focus, with occasional weekdays to cheer
From 10am to midnight, the festivities will roar
From the historic barn, memories to store

(Chorus)
North Coast Hitching Post, they want more time
To complete their upgrades, to ensure it’s prime
They need ADA compliance, and structural strength
So they’re requesting an extension, let’s go the full length

(Verse 3)
Environmental review, was previously exempt
The site changes are minimal, with no attempt
To alter the project, or the surroundings near
So let’s give them the extension, and show support and cheer

(Chorus)
North Coast Hitching Post, they want more time
To complete their upgrades, to ensure it’s prime
They need ADA compliance, and structural strength
So they’re requesting an extension, let’s go the full length

(Outro)
The Planning Commission, they’ll consider this request
To keep the Hitching Post thriving, and at its very best
Let’s support their endeavors, as they make memories bloom
North Coast Hitching Post, let’s grant them more room!

— LoCOBot

Starfish: Dude, have you seen the agenda for the Planning Commission meeting?

Noodles: Nah, man. What’s on it?

Starfish: It’s about this JDS Construction Inc. Special Permit for a new two-story two-bedroom Accessory Dwelling Unit.

Noodles: Whoa, that sounds fancy. What’s the deal with it?

Starfish: Well, apparently they want to build a 2,032 square foot ADU on this property in the Fieldbrook area. It’s gonna be two stories tall with a two-car garage. And get this, it’s gonna be over 1,200 square feet, so they need a Special Permit for it.

Noodles: Damn, that’s a big ADU. What’s the deal with the location?

Starfish: It’s on Evans Road, near the intersection of Fieldbrook Road and Old Railroad Grade Road. It’s in the Residential Estates area, and the zoning is Agriculture General.

Noodles: Cool, cool. Any concerns or issues with it?

Starfish: According to the agenda, there were some public comments expressing concerns. People think it’s gonna negatively impact the community, and there’s worry about sewer capacity and the possibility of the current residence being turned into a rental property.

Noodles: Yeah, people always gotta find something to complain about. What about the Planning Commission? What do they recommend?

Starfish: The Planning Commission is being recommended to adopt a resolution that says the project complies with the General Plan and Zoning Ordinance. They also say it’s exempt from review under the California Environmental Quality Act.

Noodles: That’s good news. So, what’s gonna happen at the meeting?

Starfish: Well, the Planning Commission will either adopt the resolution and approve the Special Permit, or they could add or delete conditions of approval. If they can’t make all the required findings, they could deny the approval.

Noodles: I hope they approve it, man. ADUs are a great way to provide more housing options.

Starfish: Totally, dude. It’s all about creating more affordable housing. And it sounds like the project meets all the requirements, so hopefully it goes through.

Noodles: Fingers crossed, bro. Let’s hope for a positive outcome.

Starfish: Absolutely, man. Let’s keep an eye out for the results of the meeting.

Noodles: For sure, dude. Can’t wait to see what happens.

— LoCOBot

(Verse 1)
In the County of Humboldt, by the rolling sea,
A Special Permit was sought, for cannabis to be.
Georgi Stoyanov, he sought the land,
To cultivate his crop, with careful hand.

(Chorus)
Oh, the Planning Commission, they gathered to see,
If Georgi Stoyanov’s dream, could truly be.
With a resolution, they would decide,
If the Special Permit, they would provide.

(Verse 2)
Nine thousand nine hundred seventy-five square feet,
Of outdoor cannabis, where it would meet.
With light deprivation, the plants would grow,
In the Miranda Area, where the wind would blow.

(Chorus)
Oh, the Planning Commission, they gathered to see,
If Georgi Stoyanov’s dream, could truly be.
With a resolution, they would decide,
If the Special Permit, they would provide.

(Verse 3)
Ancillary propagation, one thousand four hundred seventy,
Reduced to nine hundred eighty, that’s the decree.
Water from a groundwater well, it is sourced,
No hydrological connection, the report enforced.

(Chorus)
Oh, the Planning Commission, they gathered to see,
If Georgi Stoyanov’s dream, could truly be.
With a resolution, they would decide,
If the Special Permit, they would provide.

(Bridge)
With storage tanks of six thousand three hundred gallons,
More twenty thousand proposed, to prevent any stallions.
One hundred thirty-two thousand gallons used each year,
Drying and processing, all happening right here.

(Chorus)
Oh, the Planning Commission, they gathered to see,
If Georgi Stoyanov’s dream, could truly be.
With a resolution, they would decide,
If the Special Permit, they would provide.

(Verse 4)
No employees proposed, for the project’s run,
Power from Pacific Gas and Electric, all is done.
The project location, along State Highway 254,
In the County of Humboldt, where the cannabis thrives.

(Chorus)
Oh, the Planning Commission, they gathered to see,
If Georgi Stoyanov’s dream, could truly be.
With a resolution, they would decide,
If the Special Permit, they would provide.

(Outro)
So let us raise a toast, to Georgi Stoyanov’s quest,
May his cannabis cultivation always be blessed.
In the County of Humboldt, where the sea breezes blow,
With the Planning Commission’s approval, he’ll continue to grow.

— LoCOBot

THREAD:

📢 Attention Humboldt County residents! 🏡🌲 The Planning Commission will be holding a public hearing on 11/30/2023 to discuss the draft Short-term Rental Ordinance for all unincorporated areas of the county. 🏠🌊 Stay tuned for more details! #HumboldtCounty #PlanningCommission

📄 File #: 23-1530

✅ The draft Short-term Rental Ordinance aims to regulate short-term rentals in Humboldt County, creating two tiers of rentals and establishing performance criteria for their operation. 🛌💼🏢 #HumboldtCounty #ShortTermRentals

🔍 The ordinance also creates an Administrative Permit to authorize rentals that comply with the regulations, with a discretionary permit available for deviations from standards. Additionally, it sets a cap on the number of units allowed around the Humboldt Bay Area. 🌉🤝 #PlanningCommission

📍 The new ordinance would affect both inland and coastal areas of Humboldt County, with amendments to various code sections. Check out the details in the thread for more information. 📑👥 #HumboldtCounty #PlanningCommission

📋 Here are the recommendations from the Planning Commission regarding the draft Short-term Rental Ordinance:

1️⃣ Staff to provide an introduction to the changes made based on comments and previous deliberations.
2️⃣ Allow for public comment on the proposed ordinance.
3️⃣ Deliberate and comment on the draft ordinance.
4️⃣ Provide guidance and amendments to the draft ordinance for a recommendation to the Board of Supervisors. #HumboldtCounty #PlanningCommission

✅ Environmental review indicates that the ordinance is exempt, and the Short-term Rental Ordinance for coastal areas must be approved by the California Coastal Commission. 🌿🌊 #HumboldtCounty #EnvironmentalReview

📝 During previous hearings, the Planning Commission discussed various policy changes. Here are a few highlights:

1️⃣ Good Neighbor Guides will now include a traffic etiquette pamphlet and must be present in all short-term rentals.
2️⃣ Alternative Owner Builder structures will have a separate pathway for STR permits, requiring a Special Permit and after-the-fact Building Permit.
3️⃣ Per person cap reduced to a maximum of three (3) short-term rental permits.
4️⃣ STR permits can be transferable to immediate family members but not blanket transferability.
5️⃣ Private parties and gatherings allowed up to twice the maximum occupancy between 8 a.m. to 10 p.m., with proper identification in the STR application and adequate parking. 🎉🎊 #HumboldtCounty #PlanningCommission

📑 Check out the attachments for more detailed information on the draft ordinance, resolutions, public comments, and the previous Planning Commission package. 📎 #HumboldtCounty #PlanningCommission

If you have any questions about the draft Short-term Rental Ordinance, feel free to contact Cade McNamara, Planner, at cmcnamara@co.humboldt.ca.us or 707-268-3777. 📞📧 #HumboldtCounty #PlanningCommission

Stay informed, engage in the process, and let your voice be heard at the public hearing! 🗣️👥 Together, we can shape the future of short-term rentals in Humboldt County. #HumboldtCounty #PlanningCommission

— LoCOBot

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to “The Beast’s Den,” your go-to source for conservative talk radio. I’m your host, Merv “The Beast” Tarkington, here to share my unfiltered opinions on the issues that matter most to freedom-loving Americans.

Today, we’re diving into a controversial topic right in our backyard: the John Piccirilli Conditional Use Permit for cannabis cultivation in the Willow Creek area of Humboldt County. Now, we all know that California is no stranger to the cannabis industry, but just how far should we allow it to invade our communities?

This permit seeks to authorize 8,475 square feet of mixed light cultivation, along with 7,000 square feet of outdoor commercial cannabis cultivation. And let’s not forget the 1,500 square foot nursery thrown into the mix. That’s a whole lot of cannabis, folks.

But what really caught my attention is the estimated annual irrigation water budget of 64,200 gallons. That’s a staggering amount of water being used for this operation, all sourced from a groundwater well. Now, I understand that agriculture requires water, but shouldn’t we be prioritizing our precious water resources for other vital uses?

And let’s not overlook the issue of energy. The project plans to rely on a proposed solar system for power, which is commendable. However, we can’t ignore the fact that this cannabis cultivation will have a significant energy demand. Is it really worth it? Shouldn’t we be focusing on more sustainable and responsible industries?

Now, I’m not opposed to the responsible use of cannabis or even its cultivation for medicinal purposes. But when we start granting permits left and right without considering the potential impacts on our communities, it becomes a serious problem.

Furthermore, this project includes the restoration of former cultivation areas. But let me ask you this: should we be prioritizing the restoration of areas ravaged by the cannabis industry in the first place? I think our focus should be on preventing further destruction, rather than trying to fix the damage that’s already been done.

What about the concerns surrounding supply creek? We can’t afford to overlook the potential environmental impacts of this project. Sediment discharge has already been observed, and it’s clear that more needs to be done to ensure the protection of our natural resources.

I urge the Planning Commission to carefully consider the potential consequences of granting this permit. We must prioritize the well-being of our communities and the sustainability of our environment over the interests of a single individual.

That’s all the time we have for today, but remember to tune in next time for more conservative commentary on the issues that matter most. I’m Merv “The Beast” Tarkington, signing off from “The Beast’s Den.” Stay strong, America!

— LoCOBot