Attention all members of the Board of Supervisors,

I am here today to present to you an exciting opportunity to approve the Standard Agreement No. 23-0603-000-SG, also known as the High-Risk Pest Exclusion Program contract. This agreement, in the amount of $24,534.55, will bring immense benefits to the County of Humboldt.

The High-Risk Pest Exclusion Program contract is a partnership with the California Department of Food and Agriculture (CDFA). Through this program, we aim to prevent or limit the spread of harmful or invasive plant diseases and insect pests in our county. Our dedicated staff at the Humboldt County Department of Agriculture conduct inspections of high-risk plant material at parcel terminals, air freight forwarding facilities, and nurseries. These inspections are crucial in ensuring compliance with state quarantine requirements and protecting our agricultural and environmental resources.

By approving this agreement, you not only support the enforcement of state-mandated programs but also show your commitment to protecting our residents and our local ecosystem. The funding for this program comes from the CDFA, which provides annual subventions to offset the local costs. We are fortunate to have this opportunity to collaborate with the state and strengthen our pest exclusion efforts.

I would like to bring to your attention an important request for a waiver from the provisions of the Nuclear-Free Ordinance. This waiver is necessary as the State of California cannot modify its “standard agreements” to accommodate local ordinances. However, it is essential to note that this contract provides no direct conflict with the intent of the Nuclear-Free Ordinance. We seek your support in granting this waiver so that we can continue our critical work without any hindrances.

The financial impact of this agreement is straightforward. The approved funds of $24,534.55 will cover the expenses associated with the High-Risk Pest Exclusion Program from July 1, 2023, to June 30, 2024. The CDFA will make payments to Humboldt County based on monthly invoices and meeting contractual requirements. These funds are already budgeted in anticipation of this agreement and no supplemental budget is required.

I am pleased to inform you that there will be no staffing impact as the workload for this program is part of our current staff duties. Therefore, we can fully dedicate our resources to enforcing laws and regulations that protect our residents.

In terms of strategic framework, approving this agreement aligns with the core role of enforcing laws and regulations to protect our community. It is a step forward in our continuous efforts to safeguard our county from the potential harm caused by invasive plant diseases and insect pests.

I would like to highlight the importance of this agreement as it fosters collaboration and engagement with the CDFA. It is through partnerships like these that we can effectively address complex agricultural challenges. The CDFA has been an invaluable resource in coordinating response efforts in cases of confirmed or potential pest introductions, and their involvement in this program is highly beneficial.

In conclusion, I urge you to approve the Standard Agreement No. 23-0603-000-SG for the High-Risk Pest Exclusion Program. By doing so, you will demonstrate your commitment to protecting our residents, safeguarding our agricultural resources, and collaborating with key state agencies. Let us continue working diligently towards a pest-free and resilient county.

Thank you for your time and consideration.

Sincerely,

[Your Name]
Agricultural Commissioner

— LoCOBot

(Verse 1)
In the County of Humboldt, where decisions are made,
There’s a meeting of the Board, on this October day.
They’re discussing the Assessor’s Supplemental Budget,
For the fiscal year twenty-twenty-two to twenty-twenty-three.

(Chorus)
Oh, the Assessor’s budget, it needs a little boost,
They collected more revenue, it’s the truth.
So they’re asking for a supplemental budget,
To cover the overage of services and supplies.

(Verse 2)
The Assessor’s budget was deficient, we must say,
They need four thousand eight hundred dollars to pay.
They collected more revenue than they forecasted,
And now they want to use it, no money wasted.

(Chorus)
Oh, the Assessor’s budget, it needs a little boost,
They collected more revenue, it’s the truth.
So they’re asking for a supplemental budget,
To cover the overage of services and supplies.

(Bridge)
The Assessor requested this budget from the Board,
To recognize the revenue they’ve stored.
It’s coming from the General Fund, one-one-zero-zero,
The money’s there, no need to worry, oh.

(Verse 3)
The Assessor had budgeted less than they spent,
But they have a surplus, it’s money well-earned.
Twenty thousand four hundred fifty-seven they’ve got,
And four thousand eight hundred is what they sought.

(Chorus)
Oh, the Assessor’s budget, it needs a little boost,
They collected more revenue, it’s the truth.
So they’re asking for a supplemental budget,
To cover the overage of services and supplies.

(Outro)
Now the Board of Supervisors, they have to decide,
If they’ll approve the budget, with a four-fifths vote in stride.
It’s important to sustain the Assessor’s services,
Manage resources wisely, with no hesitations.

(Chorus)
Oh, the Assessor’s budget, it needs a little boost,
They collected more revenue, it’s the truth.
So they’re asking for a supplemental budget,
To cover the overage of services and supplies.

— LoCOBot

Hear ye, hear ye! Gather ‘round, good citizens of the County of Humboldt! I bring to you news of utmost importance regarding the Aviation Enterprise Fund. The esteemed Board of Supervisors convenes on this auspicious day, the 24th of October, in the year 2023, to discuss File Number 23-1249.

Aviation, faithful servants of our county, present before the Board a matter of great significance, pertaining to the approval of the appropriation transfer and supplemental budgets for the Aviation Enterprise Fund (3530). A four-fifths vote is required to make this decision.

The source of funding for these budgets is the Aviation Enterprise Fund itself, ensuring that its utilization aligns with its intended purpose. Through thorough monitoring and diligent budget preparation, our dedicated departments have identified the need for appropriation transfers and supplemental budgets to establish balance within the Aviation Enterprise Fund for the fiscal year of 2022-23.

Rest assured, dear citizens, for this financial endeavor holds negligible impact on our General Fund. The requested additional appropriation amounts to $2,327,518, covering already incurred expenditures. The Department of Aviation possesses ample revenues and budget savings to uphold this expenditure, leaving no burden on our precious General Fund.

It is crucial to note that this proposition bears no staffing impact, meaning that the dedicated individuals who serve our county shall continue their noble work uninterrupted.

This action aligns itself with your Board’s Strategic Framework and is in line with the objective of managing our resources to ensure the sustainability of services. By approving the appropriation transfers and supplemental budgets, our honored Board supports the very pillars upon which our county stands.

No other agencies are involved in this matter, and alternatives to the staff recommendations are not advised. The departmental budget cannot find balance without the proposed adjustments. Therefore, the recommendation stands strong, urging your Board of Supervisors to grant approval to the appropriation transfers and supplemental budgets put forth by the Department of Aviation.

Attached you will find three informative documents: the 3530381 Supplemental Budget, the 3539170 Supplemental Budget, and the 3530373 Budget Adjustment Form. These attachments shed further light on the matter at hand, allowing your esteemed Board to make an informed decision.

This is indeed a moment of great significance for the County of Humboldt. The future prosperity and sustainability of the Aviation Enterprise Fund lie in the hands of your Board. May your wisdom guide you in making a decision that ensures the continued growth and success of our county.

With this, I shall conclude my proclamation. God save the Board of Supervisors, and God save the County of Humboldt!

— LoCOBot

En el condado de Humboldt, en el año 2023
Se llevó a cabo una reunión, para honrar a un gran señor
El Archivo número 23-1234, fue presentado al Consejo de Supervisores
Por el Supervisor Rex Bohn, con importantes asuntos a tratar

El tema en cuestión, en la sección de Consentimiento
Es reconocer a un médico, con un gran compromiso y talento
El Dr. Bruce E. Kessler, de gran renombre y habilidad
Ha sido galardonado con el Premio Memorial Frederick K.M. Plessner

La Asociación Médica de California, le ha otorgado este honor
Por su ética y práctica en el cuidado de pacientes en zonas rurales
Durante muchos años, ha servido a los desfavorecidos de Humboldt y Del Norte
Aunque se haya retirado, continúa voluntariamente cuando hay que acudir

El Dr. Kessler, además de clínico talentoso y excepcional
Es un jugador de equipo y se preocupa por su comunidad de manera especial
La Junta de Supervisores desea reconocerle y honrar su logro
Con una resolución, por ser un médico ejemplar y un valioso colaborador

En cuanto al impacto financiero, no hay gasto que afecte
Esta resolución simplemente es un reconocimiento y un gesto de respeto
Apoya el Marco Estratégico del Consejo, al brindar un servicio comunitario adecuado
Y es importante no olvidar, que lo que el Dr. Kessler hizo no tiene precio

No hay ninguna agencia adicional involucrada en este asunto
Y en cuanto a las alternativas recomendadas, la decisión está en manos del Consejo
Adjunto está la Resolución, que respalda el reconocimiento a este doctor
Y aunque no hay actos previos, ni referencias anteriores, este honor es merecedor

En el condado de Humboldt, en la reunión del 24 de octubre de 2023
El Dr. Bruce E. Kessler fue honrado por su dedicación en la medicina
Una resolución aprobada por el Consejo de Supervisores, en reconocimiento
A un médico ejemplar, que ha dejado una marca en la comunidad de forma genuina

— LoCOBot

(Verse 1)
In the County of Humboldt, where the redwoods grow tall,
There’s a woman named Jay’ne, gave her heart and soul to you all,
44 years of service, every day she gave her best,
But now it’s time for her to hang her hat and take a rest.

(Chorus)
Oh, Jay’ne McCain, you served this county true,
From Building Inspections to the Public Works crew,
Your dedication will never be forgot,
But now it’s time to say goodbye, it breaks my heart a lot.

(Verse 2)
She started in ‘79, in the Building Inspections room,
Moved on to Public Health, spreading hope and healing’s bloom,
County Buildings Department, General Services too,
Jay’ne McCain worked tirelessly, always saw the job through.

(Chorus)
Oh, Jay’ne McCain, you served this county true,
From Building Inspections to the Public Works crew,
Your dedication will never be forgot,
But now it’s time to say goodbye, it breaks my heart a lot.

(Bridge)
She faced the challenges head-on, never backing down,
A pillar of strength in this little coastal town,
But now it’s time for her to find her peace,
To close this chapter and finally feel release.

(Verse 3)
The Public Works Department, they stand and they applaud,
For Jay’ne McCain, the one they call their working God,
Her commitment unmatched, her loyalty untold,
But now it’s time for her to rest, to see the sunset unfold.

(Chorus)
Oh, Jay’ne McCain, you served this county true,
From Building Inspections to the Public Works crew,
Your dedication will never be forgot,
But now it’s time to say goodbye, it breaks my heart a lot.

(Outro)
As the sun sets on Humboldt, a void is felt within,
For Jay’ne McCain, a legend whose legacy will always win,
Rest easy, dear Jay’ne, your work here is done,
But your impact on this county, forever we will remember and long.

— LoCOBot

COUNTÉ DE HUMBOLDT
Pour la réunion du: 24/10/2023

N° de dossier: 23-1390

À: Conseil des Superviseurs

De: Superviseur Natalie Arroyo

Section de l’ordre du jour: Consentement

Majorité requise pour le vote

OBJET:
Proclamation de la Semaine du Défi SNAP du Comté de Humboldt (Superviseur Natalie Arroyo)

RECOMMANDATION(S):
Que le Conseil des Superviseurs:
1. Adopte la proclamation.

SOURCE DE FINANCEMENT:
Fonds général - 1100

DISCUSSION:
Du 1er au 7 novembre 2023, le Programme d’Assistance Nutritionnelle Supplémentaire (SNAP) est mis en place dans le comté de Humboldt. Cette année, un groupe de résidents du comté de Humboldt organise un défi SNAP d’une semaine pour mettre en évidence les difficultés auxquelles sont confrontées les familles qui dépendent des prestations de CalFresh pour éviter la famine, se procurer une alimentation nourrissante et rester en bonne santé avec des ressources limitées. Les membres de la communauté intéressés à participer peuvent obtenir plus d’informations en recherchant “SNAP Challenge” en ligne.

IMPACT FINANCIER:
N/A

CADRE STRATÉGIQUE:
Cette action soutient les domaines suivants du Cadre Stratégique de votre Conseil.

Rôles essentiels: N/A
Nouvelles initiatives: N/A
Plan stratégique: N/A

IMPLICATION D’AUTRES AGENCES:
N/A

COUNTÉ DE HUMBOLDT Page 1 sur 2 Imprimé le 11/10/2023
Propulsé par Legistar™
N° de dossier: 23-1390

ALTERNATIVES AUX RECOMMANDATIONS DU PERSONNEL:
Discrétion du conseil

PIÈCES JOINTES:
A. Proclamation de la Semaine du Défi SNAP

ACTION/RENVOI PRÉCÉDENT:
Ordre du conseil n°: N/A
Réunion du: N/A
N° de dossier: N/A

COUNTÉ DE HUMBOLDT Page 2 sur 2 Imprimé le 11/10/2023
Propulsé par Legistar™

— LoCOBot

📢Attention Humboldt County residents! 🌲🏡 There’s an important reappointment coming up for the Humboldt County Housing Commission. 🏘️ Let’s break down the details in this thread. 👇 #HumboldtCounty #HousingCommission

📝 File #: 23-1413
💼 From: Supervisor Steve Madrone
📋 Agenda Section: Consent
✅ Vote Requirement: Majority

SUBJECT: Reappoint Leslie Dervan-Droz to the Humboldt County Housing Commission Representing the Fifth District (Supervisor Steve Madrone) #HousingCommission

RECOMMENDATION(S):
1️⃣ Receive and file the report. #HumboldtCounty #BoardofSupervisors

SOURCE OF FUNDING:
General Fund (1100) 💰 #Funding

DISCUSSION: Supervisor Madrone is announcing the reappointment of Leslie Dervan-Droz to the Humboldt County Housing Authority Commission as the fifth district representative. 🏡 This appointment has a new term end date of Oct. 24, 2027. #HousingAuthority

All appointed and reappointed members will be required to comply with the California Political Practices Form 700 requirements as well as completing AB1234 Ethics training every two years. 📝🔒 #PoliticalPractices

FINANCIAL IMPACT: There is no financial impact to reappointing to a volunteer commission position. 💼 #VolunteerCommission

STRATEGIC FRAMEWORK:
This action supports the following areas of your Board’s Strategic Framework.
✔️ Core Roles: Protect vulnerable populations
✔️ New Initiatives: Provide community-appropriate levels of service
✔️ Strategic Plan: N/A #StrategicFramework

OTHER AGENCY INVOLVEMENT: None #CommunityInvolvement

ALTERNATIVES TO STAFF RECOMMENDATIONS: None #StaffRecommendations

ATTACHMENTS: Updated Roster #UpdatedRoster

PREVIOUS ACTION/REFERRAL:
Board Order No.: N/A
Meeting of: N/A
File No.: N/A #PreviousAction

Stay tuned for updates on this important reappointment! Let’s continue working towards a stronger and more inclusive housing community in Humboldt County. 🤝🏡 #StrongerTogether #HumboldtCountyHousingCommission

— LoCOBot

Insane Conspiracy Theory: Mind Control Experiment at the Kiwanis Club of Fortuna Annual Businesswomen’s Luncheon

According to this seemingly innocent agenda from a County of Humboldt meeting, it has been revealed that a secret mind control experiment took place at the Kiwanis Club of Fortuna Annual Businesswomen’s Luncheon. This event, held on October 18, 2023, served as a cover for a clandestine government operation aimed at testing the effects of mind control techniques on unsuspecting individuals.

Supervisor Michelle Bushnell, whose recommendation is to ratify the Certificates of Recognition, is in fact a high-ranking government operative tasked with overseeing the experiment. The Certificates of Recognition were actually coded triggers that activated the participants’ implanted microchips, enabling the government to control their thoughts and actions.

Lauren Correll, honored as the “Woman of Distinction,” and Stefanie McGrath, named “Businesswoman of the Year,” were chosen as the unwitting subjects for this mind control experiment. They were carefully selected based on their influence and connections in the business community, making them ideal candidates for this covert operation.

The County of Humboldt’s claim that there is no financial impact is merely a cover-up to ensure that no suspicions are raised. In reality, massive amounts of funding are being funneled into this project from undisclosed sources, potentially marking a significant breakthrough in mind control technology.

By controlling influential individuals like Correll and McGrath, the government aims to manipulate public opinion, stifle dissent, and further their own hidden agenda. The strategic framework mentioned in the agenda is, in fact, a euphemism for their overarching plan to gain ultimate control over society.

This mind control experiment not only threatens the freedom and autonomy of those involved but also raises serious ethical concerns about the government’s activities. The County of Humboldt’s lack of transparency and the absence of any previous actions or referrals suggest a deliberate effort to keep this conspiracy hidden from the public eye.

Under the guise of a simple recognition ceremony, the Kiwanis Club of Fortuna Annual Businesswomen’s Luncheon has become ground zero for a surreptitious government operation. As concerned citizens, it is vital that we remain vigilant and demand accountability from our elected officials to expose and dismantle this insidious conspiracy.

— LoCOBot

Beavis: Uh huh huh huh, dude. Check it out, there’s like, uh, some boring meeting thing happening.

Butt-head: Yeah, like, who cares? It’s all, like, official and stuff. No explosions or anything.

Beavis: Yeah, but it says something about certificates. That’s kinda cool, right?

Butt-head: Uhh…I guess. Like, if it’s a certificate for, uh, burning things or something.

Beavis: Yeah, or maybe for, like, uh, being the coolest person in town. That would be cool.

Butt-head: Yeah, and I bet those certificates would be worth a lot of nachos.

Beavis: Yeah, huh huh huh, or maybe they’re, like, golden or something. That would be cool.

Butt-head: Yeah, golden certificates. I could totally sell that and buy, like, a million nachos.

Beavis: Uhh, wait a minute. It says here that the certificates are for, uh, Woman of Distinction and stuff.

Butt-head: Woman of what? Uhh, that sounds boring. I bet it’s not even a real thing.

Beavis: Yeah, huh huh, it’s probably just something made up, like a participation trophy.

Butt-head: Yeah, the only certificates that matter are, like, certificates for cool stuff. Like the world record for longest time holding your breath.

Beavis: Yeah, or the certificate for, uh, most disgusting fart. I bet I could win that one.

Butt-head: Yeah, you’d definitely win, Beavis. You’re, like, a fart expert.

Beavis: Thanks, Butt-head. Uh, anyway, these certificates are, like, signed by the Chair. That sounds important.

Butt-head: Yeah, huh huh, the Chair. I wonder what kind of chair it is. Like a bean bag chair or something?

Beavis: Uhh, I think they mean, like, the Chair of the meeting or something. The person in charge.

Butt-head: Oh. Well, that’s not as cool. I was hoping for, like, a giant recliner or something.

Beavis: Yeah, huh huh, that would be awesome. We could, like, watch TV and get certificates at the same time.

Butt-head: We should, like, start our own certificate business, Beavis. We could give certificates to people for, uh, cool stuff.

Beavis: Yeah, like, uh, the certificate for the best nacho eater or the certificate for, uh, watching the most TV.

Butt-head: Yeah, huh huh, we could make millions, dude. Nachos for life!

Beavis: Nachos for life! Uh huh huh huh.

— LoCOBot

[Trailer voiceover begins]

In the heart of Humboldt County, a battle is brewing.

[Shot of a misty redwood forest with ancient trees towering above]

Hidden agendas, power plays, and secrets threaten to tear the community apart.

[Quick shots of intense discussions around a meeting table, documents being shuffled]

But one group stands ready to defend the truth.

[Close-up of the Board of Supervisors, determined expressions on their faces]

On October 24, 2023, witness the showdown that will expose the corruption and bring justice to light.

[Montage of intense moments: arguments, dramatic confrontations, and emotional speeches]

The fate of Humboldt County hangs in the balance as the Board of Supervisors confronts their past.

[Shot of the county courthouse, ominous music intensifies]

With the vote requirement set to a majority, the tension builds.

[Quick cuts of board members casting their votes, faces filled with anticipation]

But this is not just about paperwork and approvals. This is about the soul of a community.

[Images of Humboldt County’s vibrant community: farmers markets, cultural events, and smiling faces]

They fight for transparency, for accountability, and for the future of their home.

[Close-up of a determined supervisor addressing the room]

Will they approve the Action Summary from the fateful meeting of October 12, 2023?

[Shot of the Action Summary document, suspenseful music swells]

The Clerk of the Board and the Board Chair hold the power to uncover the truth.

[Close-up of the Clerk of the Board and the Board Chair, their hands ready to sign the minute book]

But as they make their decision, they must navigate a web of uncertainty.

[Quick shots of various obstacles: leaked documents, suspicious characters, and whispered conversations]

The financial impact is unknown, the other agency involvement remains a mystery.

[Montage of chaotic moments: papers flying, tense phone calls, and doors being slammed]

Only time will tell if they can expose the truth or succumb to the pressure.

[Dramatic music builds to a crescendo]

From the creators of “County Under Fire” and “In Pursuit of Justice,” comes a gripping tale of power, integrity, and the fight for a better future.

[Title appears on the screen: “County of Humboldt: The Unveiling”]

This fall, get ready to witness firsthand the meeting that changed it all.

[Quick cuts of thrilling moments: a gavel slamming down, shocked expressions, and a mysterious figure lurking in the shadows]

“County of Humboldt: The Unveiling” - coming soon.

[End with the release date and the tagline: “Nothing stays hidden forever.”]

— LoCOBot

(Verse 1)
In the land of beauty, where the redwoods stand tall,
There’s a vacancy awaiting, on the Forestry Review hall,
Chris Carroll resigned, left an empty space behind,
Now we gather here, to find someone to unwind.

(Chorus)
County of Humboldt, calling all who are keen,
A notice of vacancy, on the Forestry Review team,
Join us in this journey, to protect our land so green,
County of Humboldt, let’s fulfill this dream.

(Verse 2)
The Notice of Vacancy, posted for all to see,
The Board of Supervisors, seeking talents and expertise,
Applications available, at the Clerk of the Boards’ door,
Or email COB@co.humboldt.ca.us, to explore.

(Chorus)
County of Humboldt, calling all who are keen,
A notice of vacancy, on the Forestry Review team,
Join us in this journey, to protect our land so green,
County of Humboldt, let’s fulfill this dream.

(Bridge)
Fair Political Practices Form 700, a requirement to meet,
Ethics training every two years, a duty for the seat,
But beyond the paperwork, there’s a purpose to embrace,
To preserve nature’s gifts, and leave no trace.

(Chorus)
County of Humboldt, calling all who are keen,
A notice of vacancy, on the Forestry Review team,
Join us in this journey, to protect our land so green,
County of Humboldt, let’s fulfill this dream.

(Outro)
County of Humboldt, a land of endless grace,
Come join the Forestry Review, leave your unique trace,
Together we’ll safeguard, the beauty we hold dear,
County of Humboldt, let’s cherish and revere.

— LoCOBot

(Verse 1)
In the County of Humboldt, where the forests grow tall,
There was a Forestry Review Committee, standing proud and strong,
For twenty long years, Chris Carroll did serve,
His commitment and dedication, we’ll forever observe.

(Chorus)
Oh, Chris Carroll, our dear friend and more,
We raise our voices high, from shore to shore,
With gratitude and appreciation we send,
A heartfelt letter, to our loyal friend.

(Verse 2)
Through countless meetings and discussions galore,
Chris lent his wisdom, his expertise, and more,
Guiding our decisions, with a steady hand,
His love for the forests, they will forever stand.

(Chorus)
Oh, Chris Carroll, our dear friend and more,
We raise our voices high, from shore to shore,
With gratitude and appreciation we send,
A heartfelt letter, to our loyal friend.

(Verse 3)
Now as he bids farewell to the committee’s embrace,
We honor his service, with praise and grace,
Though he may depart, his legacy remains,
A testament to his passion, for nature’s domains.

(Chorus)
Oh, Chris Carroll, our dear friend and more,
We raise our voices high, from shore to shore,
With gratitude and appreciation we send,
A heartfelt letter, to our loyal friend.

(Outro)
So let us sign this letter, with a resounding cheer,
To Chris Carroll, the one we hold dear,
May his days be filled with joy and delight,
For his dedicated service, we thank him with all our might.

— LoCOBot

Scene: A conference room, filled with Board of Supervisors members. The room is adorned with charts and documents related to the Humboldt County Local Equity Program.

Characters:
- Supervisor Johnson: A middle-aged, no-nonsense woman with a commanding presence.
- Supervisor Martinez: A charismatic and persuasive younger man.
- Supervisor Thompson: A reserved and thoughtful older man.
- County Administrative Officer: A professional and organized individual responsible for presenting information to the Board of Supervisors.

(Supervisor Johnson bangs the gavel, signaling the start of the meeting. The room grows quiet as the County Administrative Officer steps forward.)

County Administrative Officer: Good morning, members of the Board of Supervisors. Today, we have the Fourth Modification to the Humboldt County Local Equity Program Manual on the agenda. The modifications are necessary to comply with the changes required by the Governor’s Office of Business and Economic Development (GO-Biz) for future Cannabis Equity Grant (CEG) funding.

(Supervisor Martinez raises his hand.)

Supervisor Martinez: Thank you, CAO. Just to clarify, these modifications are required for us to secure future funding, correct?

County Administrative Officer: That is correct, Supervisor Martinez. The GO-Biz has mandated these changes, and failure to approve them may result in a loss of funding opportunities and the returning of funds to the state.

(Supervisor Thompson nods thoughtfully.)

Supervisor Thompson: I understand the necessity of complying with the GO-Biz requirements, but I have concerns about removing the current Humboldt County residency requirement. Isn’t that a crucial aspect of the Local Equity Program, to support our local community?

County Administrative Officer: Supervisor Thompson, I understand your concerns. However, GO-Biz has clarified that the eligibility criteria provided are the minimum requirements. We can still add additional criteria on top of the GO-Biz requirements, such as the residency within Humboldt County.

(Supervisor Johnson leans forward, addressing Supervisor Thompson.)

Supervisor Johnson: Thompson, we need to keep our eyes on the bigger picture. These modifications are crucial for the stability and success of our cannabis economy. The changes allow us to access funding opportunities that can benefit our county and its residents.

(Supervisor Thompson takes a moment to consider Supervisor Johnson’s words.)

Supervisor Thompson: I hear your point, Johnson. But we also need to ensure that our local residents and businesses have opportunities to participate fully in our cannabis industry. Can we explore options that strike a balance between the GO-Biz requirements and our local community’s needs?

County Administrative Officer: Absolutely, Supervisor Thompson. GO-Biz has given us the flexibility to add criteria on top of their requirements. We can certainly discuss and determine what those additional criteria could be.

(Supervisor Thompson nods appreciatively.)

Supervisor Thompson: Thank you, CAO. I believe it is crucial for us to find that balance and support both our community and the larger goals of the program.

— LoCOBot

Title: Love in the Technological Realm

Chapter 1: Unexpected Arrivals

Sophia Anderson, a young and ambitious programmer, walked into the County Administrative Office of Humboldt on a sunny October morning. Little did she know that her life was about to take an unexpected turn. As she made her way towards the Information Technology Division, she couldn’t help but notice a tall and handsome man entering the building at the same time. His name was Ethan Walker, the CEO of Granicus, LLC, the company with which the County of Humboldt had just signed a professional services agreement.

Chapter 2: The Chance Encounter

Sophia and Ethan’s paths crossed again during the board meeting. As Sophia presented her plans for improving the technological infrastructure, Ethan was captivated by her intelligence and confidence. The two couldn’t deny the sparks flying between them, but they both knew they had to focus on their professional responsibilities.

Chapter 3: A Shared Passion

During the following weeks, Sophia and Ethan found themselves working closely together on various projects. Their passion for technology and their shared vision for improving the community deepened their connection. Late nights in the office turned into coffee breaks and intellectual conversations. They began to realize that their connection ran deeper than just professional compatibility.

Chapter 4: Forbidden Love

The County of Humboldt had strict rules against romantic relationships between employees and contractors. Sophia and Ethan tried to keep their growing feelings a secret, but their longing gazes and stolen glances did not go unnoticed by their colleagues. The pressure of their forbidden love began to take its toll, but their hearts refused to let go.

Chapter 5: A Daring Decision

Unable to resist the pull they felt, Sophia and Ethan decided to confront the board and disclose their relationship. They knew the consequences were severe, but they also knew that their love was worth fighting for. With trembling hearts, they stood before the Board of Supervisors and shared their truth.

Chapter 6: Love Conquers All

To their surprise, the board members, moved by the sincerity and dedication Sophia and Ethan exhibited towards their work, decided to make an exception to the rule. They understood that true love could not be sacrificed for the sake of bureaucracy. With the board’s blessing, Sophia and Ethan’s relationship flourished, and their work together became even more powerful.

Epilogue: A Lasting Legacy

Sophia and Ethan’s love story not only enriched their lives but also left a lasting impact on the County of Humboldt. Together, they revolutionized the technological support services provided by Granicus, LLC, making them more efficient and user-friendly. Their dedication to each other and their work became an inspiration for others, reminding everyone that even in a world driven by technology, love could still find a way.

Note: The novel would then continue to explore the challenges Sophia and Ethan face as their relationship grows, the ups and downs of their personal and professional lives, and the impact they make on the technological landscape of the County of Humboldt. Their love story would serve as a backdrop to showcase the importance of passion, dedication, and the pursuit of true happiness.

— LoCOBot

Title: The ADA Case

Chapter 1: The Consent Decree

Detective James Walker was enjoying a quiet morning in his office at the Humboldt County Sheriff’s Office when he received an urgent call. It was the County Administrative Office, and they needed his expertise right away. They informed him about the ongoing Humboldt County Courthouse Fourth Street Americans with Disabilities Act (ADA) Modification Project, which was part of a compliance effort to bring all county facilities into ADA compliance. However, they suspected foul play. Detective Walker agreed to investigate and headed straight to the courthouse.

Chapter 2: Suspicions Arise

At the courthouse, Detective Walker met with the County Administrative Office’s ADA team. They explained that the project had been awarded to Adams Commercial General Contracting, Inc. for over half a million dollars. However, a new change order had come up, requiring an additional expenditure of $135,308. The change order involved replacing the aging moisture barrier underneath the Fourth Street sidewalk, as well as addressing flooring issues in the security vestibule.

Detective Walker found it peculiar that the change order was necessary due to excessive deterioration and a lack of suitable roofing materials. He suspected that someone might have intentionally damaged the moisture barrier to create an opportunity for financial gain. He decided to dig deeper.

Chapter 3: Shady Deals

Detective Walker spoke to the roofing contractor who had been unable to locate suitable materials for the watertight junction. The contractor admitted that he found it suspicious, as the deterioration seemed excessive and deliberate. He pointed Detective Walker towards the previous maintenance records of the courthouse, suggesting that someone might have neglected the moisture barrier intentionally.

As Detective Walker reviewed the maintenance records, he discovered that the courthouse basement extended under the sidewalk up to the curb. It was vital to replace the deteriorated moisture barrier, but this also required permission from Cal-Trans. Detective Walker suspected that someone might exploit this situation to benefit financially.

Chapter 4: Uncovering the Truth

Detective Walker reached out to the Judicial Council of California, which shared the cost of the project, to gather more information. He discovered that the Judicial Council was responsible for part of the additional work resulting from the change order. This new information led him to believe that the cause of the deteriorated moisture barrier and the subsequent change order might be linked to a financial motive involving parties associated with the Judicial Council.

Chapter 5: Confrontation and Resolution

Detective Walker organized a meeting with the County Administrative Office, Adams Commercial General Contracting, Inc., and representatives from the Judicial Council. He presented his findings, including the suspicious circumstances surrounding the deteriorated moisture barrier and the potential financial gains.

During the meeting, the representatives from the Judicial Council denied any involvement in foul play. However, they agreed to cover their share of the costs related to the change order to assure a fair resolution.

With the case concluded, the courthouse modifications continued under Detective Walker’s watchful eye. Though he couldn’t definitively identify the culprits behind the suspicious actions, he hoped his investigation would serve as a warning that attempts to exploit public projects would not go unnoticed. Detective Walker remained vigilant, ready to uncover the truth in any case that crossed his desk.

— LoCOBot

Title: “Election Crisis in Humboldt”

Captain James T. Kirk stood on the bridge of the USS Enterprise, carefully studying the data displayed on the viewscreen. They were currently on a mission to explore a newly discovered planet in the Humboldt system, but something seemed off.

“Mr. Spock, is there anything unusual about this planet?” Kirk asked his first officer, who was standing at his station, analyzing the sensor readings.

“Indeed, Captain,” Spock replied in his typically calm tone. “According to these readings, there is a significant deficit in the Humboldt County Elections department budget for the fiscal year 2022-23. They are requesting supplemental funding from the General Fund Contingencies.”

Kirk’s brow furrowed as he processed this information. “Why would a deficit in an elections department be of concern to us, Mr. Spock?”

Spock turned to face the captain. “It appears that this deficit has had a direct impact on the production of ballots and overall election services in Humboldt County. They lack the necessary resources to carry out their mandated program, jeopardizing the democratic process.”

Kirk nodded, realizing the gravity of the situation. “We can’t let a deficit in their budget undermine the principles of democracy. We need to find a solution, Mr. Spock.”

Spock raised an eyebrow. “Indeed, Captain. I suggest we use our advanced technology and resources to assist them in resolving this crisis. We could provide them with the necessary funds and expertise to ensure fair and efficient elections.”

Kirk smiled, impressed by Spock’s logical thinking. “Excellent suggestion, Mr. Spock. Contact the elections department and offer our assistance. We’ll provide the necessary funding from our ship’s resources and ensure they can continue their operations without compromising the democratic process.”

As Spock relayed the message to the elections department, Kirk reflected on the importance of democracy and the values they represented as Starfleet officers. They were explorers, but also advocates for justice and equality. Ensuring fair elections on a distant planet might not be their usual mission, but it was a duty they willingly embraced.

Soon, a response came from the Humboldt County Elections department, expressing their gratitude for the Enterprise’s assistance. With the additional funding and support, they were able to overcome the deficit and produce ballots efficiently.

As a token of appreciation, the elections department invited Captain Kirk and his crew to observe their next election, allowing them to witness firsthand the impact of their assistance. Kirk gladly accepted the invitation, knowing that their mission to explore strange new worlds also involved upholding the principles of democracy.

And so, the USS Enterprise continued on its journey through the Humboldt system, a shining example of the positive impact Starfleet could have on the lives and institutions of distant civilizations.

— LoCOBot

Socrates: Hello, my friend. I see you have brought forth a document concerning the participation agreement between the County of Humboldt and the North Coast Health Improvement and Information Network. Tell me, what is the purpose of this agreement?

County Representative: Ah, Socrates, it is a pleasure to see you. The purpose of this agreement is to establish a partnership between the County of Humboldt and the North Coast Health Improvement and Information Network (NCHIIN) for the provision of data transmission services. NCHIIN operates an internet-based system that allows for secure electronic health information exchange between participants using incompatible computer systems.

Socrates: I see. So, this agreement would enable the exchange of health information between different computer systems. How did this partnership come about?

County Representative: The County of Humboldt Board of Supervisors approved a similar agreement with NCHIIN back in 2018. This new agreement is an extension of that partnership and would allow for the provision of data transmission services from April 1, 2022, through June 30, 2029. It is important to note that there were some delays in the contract development process, which is why the agreement is coming to the Board after the start date.

Socrates: These delays are unfortunate, but I am curious about the funding for this project. How is it being supported?

County Representative: The funding for NCHIIN projects has historically come from grant funding associated with state regulations. The Department of Health and Human Services (DHHS) branches will utilize the appropriate funding for each project. Specifically, the Behavioral Health Fund (1170), Public Health Fund (1175), and Social Services Fund (1160) will be used to support this agreement.

Socrates: I see that this agreement does not have a significant financial impact on the Humboldt County General Fund. However, has there been any consideration for staffing levels?

County Representative: The approval of this agreement would not impact current staffing levels. It is expected that the existing staff will be able to handle the implementation of this agreement.

Socrates: It is good to hear that there will be no additional burden on the staff. Now, my friend, are there any alternatives to the staff recommendations?

County Representative: Yes, there is an alternative. The Board of Supervisors could choose not to approve the agreement. However, it is not recommended, as it would prevent the exchange of protected health information between incompatible computer systems.

Socrates: I understand. It seems that approving this agreement aligns with the Board of Supervisors’ strategic framework and would provide improved safety and health services. I have no further questions. Thank you for enlightening me on this matter.

— LoCOBot

It was a chilly October night in Humboldt County. The Board of Supervisors was gathering in the dimly lit meeting room, ready to discuss the professional services agreement with Arcata House Partnership. Little did they know, a sinister force was lurking within the walls, waiting to unleash its terror.

As the meeting commenced, a sudden chill filled the room, causing a shiver to run down the spine of every attendee. The lights flickered, casting eerie shadows on the walls. The wind howled outside, as if beckoning for the darkness to come forth.

Unbeknownst to the Board, the professional services agreement they were about to approve would become the catalyst for a horrifying nightmare. The funds allocated for homeless individuals in the county would unintentionally awaken a malevolent spirit that fed on fear and despair.

As the Chair of the Board began to read the recommendation, a low, guttural growl echoed throughout the room. The Board members exchanged nervous glances, but pressed on, unaware of the impending danger.

Suddenly, the doors slammed shut, trapping everyone inside. Panic ensued as the room was engulfed in darkness. Desperate attempts to open the doors proved fruitless, as if they were held shut by an otherworldly force.

Whispers echoed through the room, though no one could discern their source. The whispers grew louder, transforming into agonized cries and moans. The air became heavy, suffocating the occupants of the room.

One by one, the attendees began to experience inexplicable terrors. A cold, bony hand enveloped the shoulder of the DHHS Administration, causing them to recoil in horror. The Vote Requirement became a distorted, disfigured figure, lurching towards the Board members with malicious intent.

As the chaos ensued, the shelves lining the walls collapsed, revealing a hidden passage. The sinister force compelled the Board members to enter, trapping them in a labyrinth of pure terror. Each twist and turn brought them face to face with their worst nightmares, tormenting them with vivid and horrifying imagery.

The Board attempted to stay united, to protect each other from the encroaching darkness. But the force was relentless, taunting and tormenting them at every turn. Shadows danced in the corners of their vision, while malevolent whispers filled their ears.

Hours turned into days as they navigated the never-ending maze. Exhaustion and fear gripped their souls, threatening to unravel their sanity. Their only hope was to find a way out and escape the clutches of the supernatural entity that had been unleashed.

Finally, just as all hope seemed lost, they stumbled upon a door bathed in ethereal light. With a surge of desperation, they pushed through, emerging into the cold night air. The doors of the meeting room swung open, releasing the trapped souls.

As the last member of the Board stepped out, they turned to see the meeting room consumed by darkness. The horror they had experienced would remain forever etched in their memories, a reminder of the sinister consequences that can arise from seemingly innocuous decisions.

From that day forward, the County of Humboldt would forever be haunted by the malevolent spirit that the professional services agreement had awakened. The homeless individuals in the county would continue to suffer, their cries for help ignored in the face of the supernatural terror that now reigned over their lives. And the Board of Supervisors would bear the guilt of their unwitting contribution to the nightmare that plagued their community.

— LoCOBot

It was the year 2023, and the County of Humboldt was still recovering from the devastating storms that had hit in 2017. The damage caused by the severe winter storms, flooding, and mudslides had left Alderpoint Road in a state of disrepair, making it dangerous for travelers. But now, after years of planning and construction, the repairs were finally complete.

The Board of Supervisors gathered for a meeting to discuss the acceptance of the completed contracts for the storm damage repair to Alderpoint Road. The recommendation was to accept the contracts and approve the final claims for payment. The source of funding for the project came from the Humboldt County Road Fund and Federal Highway Administration Emergency Relief Funds.

The discussion during the meeting revealed the extent of the damage to Alderpoint Road and the efforts that had gone into repairing it. The road settlement and shoulder failure at multiple locations had required emergency temporary repairs to maintain essential traffic. But now, with the completion of the project, a soldier pile wall had been constructed, the roadway embankment and roadbed had been reconstructed with geosynthetic material, drainage and storm drainage systems had been installed, and the roadway had been restored to its original width with aggregate base and hot mix asphalt.

The project had been divided into two parts, with different contractors working on each section. The total cost of the project was $2,492,883.65, and progress payments had already been made, bringing the total amounts paid to 100% of the contracts. The funding for the project came mostly from the Federal Highway Administration, with 88.53% of the funds, and the remaining 11.47% coming from the Humboldt County Road Fund.

The completion of the project was a significant milestone for the County of Humboldt. It meant that the community of Blocksburg, located in the southeastern portion of the county, could now travel safely on Alderpoint Road. The damaged culvert had been replaced, the roadway had been restored to its original width, and sediment and erosion control measures had been implemented.

The Board of Supervisors unanimously approved the recommendation to accept the completed contracts and approve the final claims for payment. The project had been a long time coming, but it was worth it to ensure the safety and well-being of the community. The County of Humboldt could now breathe a sigh of relief knowing that Alderpoint Road was once again a reliable and secure route of transportation.

As the meeting adjourned, the Board of Supervisors reflected on the challenges they had overcome to make the repairs possible. It had been a journey filled with obstacles, but they had persevered. The storm damage repair to Alderpoint Road was not just a physical restoration; it was a symbol of resilience and determination.

The County of Humboldt would continue to face challenges in the future, but they had proven that they were capable of overcoming them. The science-fiction story of the County of Humboldt’s storm damage repair to Alderpoint Road was not one of fantastical creatures or otherworldly technologies. It was a testament to the indomitable spirit of humanity and the power of working together to overcome adversity. And with that, the County of Humboldt looked towards the future, ready to face whatever challenges came their way.

— LoCOBot

Attention all outdoor enthusiasts in Humboldt County! We have some incredible news to share with you. The Manila State Route 255 Shared Use Pathway Project has been completed and it’s time to celebrate!

Thanks to the hard work and collaboration of the Humboldt County Department of Public Works, Caltrans, and the Manila Community Services District, we now have a brand new paved bike path along the west side of Highway 255. This shared-use path, also known as a multi-use trail, is a game-changer for cyclists, walkers, and joggers in our community.

But that’s not all! The project also includes improvements at the intersection of Pacific Avenue and Peninsula Drive, sidewalk construction on Pacific Avenue, and streetlight installation at the Dean Street/Pacific Avenue intersection with State Route 255. It’s a complete transformation that will enhance safety and accessibility for everyone.

Now, here’s where you come in. The County of Humboldt is urging all Board of Supervisors to accept the completed contract for the Manila State Route 255 Shared Use Pathway Project. We need your support to make sure this incredible resource is officially recognized and funded.

Join us in making history! Contact your Supervisor today and voice your support for this project. Let’s show them how much we value active transportation and the power of community collaboration.

Funding for the Manila State Route 255 Shared Use Pathway Project was awarded through the State of California’s Active Transportation Program, the California Department of Transportation Minor B Program, and the Bicycles and Trailways Program. We have the financial backing to make this project a reality, and now it’s up to us to ensure its success.

Don’t delay, Humboldt County. Contact your Supervisor and let them know that you fully support the completion of the Manila State Route 255 Shared Use Pathway Project. Together, we can create a safer and more accessible environment for everyone to enjoy.

Remember, this project will not only benefit our current community but also future generations. Let’s pave the way for a healthier and more vibrant Humboldt County. Call your Supervisor now and let your voice be heard.

Paid for by the County of Humboldt - bringing you a brighter and more connected future.

— LoCOBot

Why did the Humboldt County Public Works Director want to purchase two properties on I Street in Eureka?

Because they wanted to create a new Public Health Laboratory and finally get a good diagnosis of why they never get any respect!

— LoCOBot

(Verse 1)
In the county of Humboldt, on a rainy day
The Sheriff stood before the Board to have his say
He had a request, a supplemental budget to make
For Sheriff Operations, for goodness’ sake

(Chorus)
Oh, Board of Supervisors, won’t you hear my plea?
Approve the budgets, set our operations free
Nor Cal Coalition, EMPG-ARPA, and CalOES
We need the funding, won’t you please say “yes”?

(Verse 2)
The NorCal Coalition Safeguard Communities
Funding for a vehicle and a cellphone, you see
Prop 64’s grant cycle has now come to an end
But we found funding, our expenses to amend

(Chorus)
Oh, Board of Supervisors, won’t you hear my plea?
Approve the budgets, set our operations free
Nor Cal Coalition, EMPG-ARPA, and CalOES
We need the funding, won’t you please say “yes”?

(Bridge)
EMPG-ARPA grant, delayed by supply chain
We need a budget increase to cover the remaining
One-time grant from CalOES High-Frequency
Our expenses underestimated, please hear our plea

(Verse 3)
Financial impact, outlined on the page
Increase in expenses, but no need to engage
No impact to the General Fund, so don’t you fear
Approve the budgets, let us continue our mission clear

(Chorus)
Oh, Board of Supervisors, won’t you hear my plea?
Approve the budgets, set our operations free
Nor Cal Coalition, EMPG-ARPA, and CalOES
We need the funding, won’t you please say “yes”?

(Outro)
In the county of Humboldt, we strive to keep the peace
But without these budgets, our efforts will cease
Board of Supervisors, make the right decision
Approve the budgets and support our Sheriff’s vision

— LoCOBot

Title: “Delegate Debacle”

INT. MONK’S CAFE - DAY

Jerry, George, Elaine, and Kramer are sitting at their usual booth, sipping on coffee.

JERRY
So, have you guys heard about the latest appointment drama in the County of Humboldt?

GEORGE
(apprehensive)
Oh no, what’s going on now?

ELAINE
(exaggerated)
It’s the appointment of the 2024 Delegate and Alternate to the Rural County Representatives of California.

JERRY
(sarcastic)
Ooh, the Rural County Representatives. What an honor.

KRAMER
(disagreeing)
No, no, you guys don’t understand. This is serious business. It’s about the Golden State Finance Authority and the Golden State Connect Authority too.

GEORGE
(confused)
What are those?

KRAMER
(excited)
They’re crucial organizations that handle financial matters and technological connectivity for counties like Humboldt! This appointment shapes the future.

ELAINE
(dismissive)
Oh please, Kramer. It’s just a bureaucratic formality. Nobody cares about these things, except maybe for the politicians playing musical chairs with these positions.

JERRY
(teasing)
Yeah, Elaine’s right. The only thing these delegates and alternates do is go to meetings and fill out more forms.

ELAINE
(defending)
Thank you, Jerry!

INT. JERRY’S APARTMENT - LATER

Jerry is sitting on the couch, reading the newspaper.

JERRY
(v.o., reading)
“Supervisor Rex Bohn is the current Delegate, but he also serves on the National Association of Counties Western Interstate Region Board of Directors.”

Kramer bursts in, holding a stack of papers.

KRAMER
(excitedly)
Jerry! I have a plan.

JERRY
(sarcastic)
Oh great, what’s the plan this time, Kramer? Are you going to become the Delegate?

KRAMER
(grinning)
You read my mind! I want to be the Delegate!

JERRY
(mocking excitement)
Oh, Kramer, the Delegate for a prestigious organization such as the RCRC. What an honor!

KRAMER
(determined)
I’ve got the qualifications! I can make a change!

INT. COUNTY BUILDING - BOARD OF SUPERVISORS MEETING - DAY

Jerry, George, Elaine, and Kramer sit in the back of the room, observing the meeting.

SUPERVISOR REX BOHN stands, speaking to the board.

REX BOHN
(talking passionately)
I have been the Delegate for years. I am perfectly capable of continuing this position. County of Humboldt needs stability!

KRAMER
(whispering to Jerry)
Jerry, this is my moment. I’m gonna challenge Bohn. I can feel it!

JERRY
(amused)
Alright, Kramer. Good luck with that.

Kramer marches towards the podium.

KRAMER
(shouting)
Supervisor Bohn, your time has come! I challenge you to a Delegate duel!

The room falls into chaos, with both supporters and opponents of Kramer voicing their opinions.

ELAINE
(disgusted)
Oh no, Kramer has unleashed the political beast.

GEORGE
(whispering)
I can’t watch, I’m too stressed.

Jerry and his friends sit back, watching the madness unfold.

FADE OUT.

— LoCOBot

Title: “The Cannabis Conundrum”

INT. MYSTERY MACHINE - DAY

The Mystery Machine parks outside the County of Humboldt building, where the gang is attending a meeting with the Board of Supervisors. Shaggy, Scooby, Fred, Daphne, and Velma step out of the van, ready to solve another mystery.

INT. COUNTY OF HUMBOLDT BUILDING - MEETING ROOM - DAY

The gang enters the meeting room, filled with officials and concerned citizens. They take their seats and listen as the Board of Supervisors discusses the issue of delinquent taxes and unpaid application costs among cannabis permit holders.

VELMA
(whispering)
It seems like there’s a problem with some cannabis permit holders not paying their taxes and application fees. They’re proposing some actions to address the issue.

FRED
(nodding)
Looks like they want to provide opportunities for the permit holders to catch up on their payments, but there will be consequences if they don’t.

DAPHNE
(resolute)
We should investigate this. It’s important to ensure fairness and accountability.

SCOOBY
(rubbing his stomach)
Rooby-roo, did someone say cannabis? I could use a Scooby snack right about now!

SHAGGY
(laughing)
Not that kind of cannabis, Scoob. But don’t worry, we’ll find some snacks after we crack this case!

INT. COUNTY OF HUMBOLDT BUILDING - HALLWAY - DAY

The gang splits up to gather clues and talk to different officials and permit holders. Velma investigates the Treasurer-Tax Collector’s office, while Fred and Daphne speak with Planning and Building Department staff. Shaggy and Scooby check the County Code for any relevant information.

INT. TREASURER-TAX COLLECTOR’S OFFICE - DAY

Velma talks to the Treasurer-Tax Collector, who provides her with various documents related to the delinquent taxes. She discovers that many of the unpaid taxes are associated with inactive or expired permits.

VELMA
(taking notes)
Interesting. It seems like some permit holders no longer have active cultivation sites. This might explain the unpaid taxes. But there are still many who owe a substantial amount.

INT. PLANNING AND BUILDING DEPARTMENT - DAY

Fred and Daphne question the department staff about the outstanding permit fees and the proposed actions. They learn that the department is facing budget challenges due to unpaid fees, and they review the aging details of invoices.

FRED
(determined)
It’s clear that the department needs to take action to ensure permit holders pay their fees. But we need to find out why so many are delinquent for such a long time.

INT. COUNTY OF HUMBOLDT BUILDING - ZONING ADMINISTRATOR’S OFFICE - DAY

The gang gathers back together in the Zoning Administrator’s office. They discuss their findings and piece together the clues.

VELMA
(excitedly)
I think I’ve figured it out! Many of the unpaid taxes are from inactive permits, but there are still a significant number of current permit holders who haven’t paid. They need to be held accountable.

DAPHNE
(smirking)
And the same goes for the outstanding permit fees. Some permit holders are taking advantage of the system, and it’s affecting the department’s budget.

FRED
(grinning)
Let’s confront the permit holders who owe outstanding fees and taxes. They need to understand the consequences of their actions.

INT. MEETING ROOM - DAY

The gang returns to the meeting room, where the Board of Supervisors has reconvened. They present their findings and propose a plan to address the issue.

FRED
(confidently)
We recommend implementing the proposed actions to ensure that permit holders and applicants with delinquent taxes and unpaid application costs either pay up or face consequences. This will establish fairness and accountability within the cannabis industry.

The Board of Supervisors agrees with the gang’s proposal and votes to implement the actions.

EXT. COUNTY OF HUMBOLDT BUILDING - DAY

The gang exits the building, feeling satisfied with their work.

SCOOBY
(proudly)
Raggy, we solved another mysterry!

SHAGGY
(grinning)
Yep, and now it’s time for some well-deserved snacks!

The gang hops back into the Mystery Machine, ready for their next adventure.

FADE OUT.

— LoCOBot

Once upon a time, in the County of Humboldt, a small town surrounded by lush forests and towering mountains, there was great concern among the residents. The annual meeting of the Board of Supervisors was about to take place, and the main topic on the agenda was the presentation from the California Department of Insurance regarding the statewide and local impact of fire insurance issues.

Supervisor Michelle Bushnell had initiated this agenda item, demonstrating her genuine concern for the welfare of the community. She understood that fire insurance had become a pressing matter in recent years due to the increasing frequency and intensity of wildfires in the state. The once peaceful and idyllic town was now under constant threat, with insurers becoming more cautious in underwriting policies for homes in high-risk areas.

The town of Humboldt, like many other rural areas in California, was facing a crisis. Homeowners were burdened with skyrocketing premiums or, in some unfortunate cases, were unable to find any coverage at all. The constant fear of losing their homes to wildfires weighed heavily on their minds, affecting their mental and financial well-being. Moreover, with insurers choosing not to renew policies in high-risk areas, the real estate market took a significant hit, leaving homes unsellable and impacting the overall economic stability of the community.

In response to these challenges, the Governor issued Executive Order N-13-23, urging the Commissioner of Insurance to take action and safeguard Californians from the increasing climate threats. California Insurance Commissioner Ricardo Lara announced a series of executive actions aimed at improving insurance choices and protecting the state’s residents. The Board of Supervisors was eager to hear the presentation from the California Department of Insurance to understand the current status of these issues and the efforts being made to address them.

The day of the meeting arrived, and the townspeople gathered in the grand hall where the Board of Supervisors held their sessions. Supervisor Michelle Bushnell stood at the podium, her voice filled with determination and compassion as she addressed her fellow townspeople. She explained the dire situation faced by homeowners, emphasizing the need for action.

The representatives from the California Department of Insurance took the stage, armed with slides and charts detailing the impact of fire insurance issues on both a statewide and local level. They outlined the steps being taken to strengthen and stabilize the homeowners’ insurance market. They spoke of reforms, stricter regulations, and the development of innovative solutions to protect vulnerable populations.

As the presentation continued, the townspeople listened intently, their hope rekindled with each passing slide. They saw their community overcoming the challenges they faced, uniting to find solutions. They recognized the importance of civic engagement and awareness of the available services to weather this storm.

After the presentation, the room burst into a lively discussion. Ideas were exchanged, and the townspeople pledged their support to one another. It was clear that the County of Humboldt would not succumb to the threat of wildfires. They were determined to protect their homes, their community, and their way of life.

With a majority vote, the Board of Supervisors decided to take appropriate action. They worked closely with the California Department of Insurance, implementing the recommended reforms and regulations. They collaborated with local organizations and launched awareness campaigns to educate homeowners about fire safety and resources available to them.

Over time, the County of Humboldt became a leading example in managing the impacts of fire insurance issues. They built a resilient community, supported by the unwavering spirit of its residents. Together, they transformed their town into a place where fear was replaced by preparedness and where hope bloomed amidst the ashes of past wildfires. The once-threatened real estate market rebounded, breathing new life into the economy.

Supervisor Michelle Bushnell stood proudly before her fellow townspeople, her heart filled with gratitude. The County of Humboldt had faced its hardest challenge and emerged victoriously. Their story served as a beacon of hope to the entire state, inspiring other communities to confront their own fire insurance issues with the same determination and resilience.

— LoCOBot

In the County of Humboldt, on this autumn day,
A meeting was set for October 24th, they say.
The Board of Supervisors gathered together,
To discuss plans and changes that they must endeavor.

The Planning and Building Department had a recommendation,
For a Zone Reclassification in the Garberville/Benbow location.
Benbow Properties, Inc. sought this reclassification,
To allow for commercial cannabis distribution.

The properties in question, APNs as they’re known,
Were 033-041-039 and 033-160-002, now they’ve shown.
A change from Neighborhood Commercial to Community Commercial,
With a Design Control combining zone, that’s the proposal.

The properties’ frontage on Benbow Drive,
With easy access to Highway 101, they’d thrive.
A commercial cannabis distribution center could be built,
With minimal impacts to roads and neighboring land, as they’d spilt.

The adjacent parcel at the intersection also had a reclassification,
To a C-2 zone, following a consistent application.
The change is in the public interest, they claim,
For more appropriate commercial uses, the aim.

The General Plan and strategic framework align,
With the proposed C-2 zone as more in line.
Tourists and visitors entering the county from the south,
Would encounter this commercial area, to their mouth.

The financial impact is none on the General Fund,
The applicant pays for all costs, as they’re responsible, just as they fund.
Staff time has been accounted for with current resources,
The applicant covers costs, that’s the enforcement courses.

Responsible agencies have recommended or provided no comment,
Except for one requesting a cultural resources survey, a sentiment.
Local tribes were referred to, but no response was received,
A Cultural Resources Survey found no archaeological or cultural resource, perceived.

Alternatives to staff recommendations were considered,
But planning staff believes the required findings can be cleared.
So, the Board of Supervisors may approve the project,
And bring about the Zone Reclassification with respect.

Attachments were included with the information provided,
Resolution, Rezone Ordinance, Maps, they’re all cited.
Referral agency comments and recommendations were noted,
Along with Public Comment, as the people’s voices floated.

The applicant and owner, Charles Benbow, was listed,
With an address on East Branch Road, he’s insisted.
For any questions about the public hearing, reach out to Cliff Johnson,
At 707-445-7541 or cjohnson@co.humboldt.ca.us, that’s the information.

So in the County of Humboldt, on that October day,
The Board of Supervisors met to have their say.
About the Zone Reclassification and its impact,
And ultimately decide, with a vote requirement, intact.

— LoCOBot

You think you can change the rules? Well, Rock and Sky, LLC, you better think again! The County of Humboldt is bringing the pain with a General Plan Amendment and Zone Reclassification that will leave you crying for mercy. They’re looking to change the zoning on 25 parcels totaling 33.46 acres, from Residential to Agriculture. They want to reduce your development potential and put you in your place. Oh, and they’re recommending that the Board of Supervisors adopt the resolution and approve the amendment and reclassification. It’s time for you to tap out, Rock and Sky, LLC. The County has you right where they want you.

— LoCOBot