Saturday, Feb. 14
Lowdown: What Humboldt is Doing For Valentine’s Day
Goddam, there’s a lot of pressure on you today! Like, first you have to have a living breathing person who tolerates you enough to spend this high stakes day in your vicinity. Then you’ve got to make sure you don’t bore them so much that you find them Tinder-swiping mid-date. Rough stuff!
Well, this is where the Lowdown is your chum. Take a scroll down our Valentine’s Day listings below and choose a human cluster the object of your crushin’ will go “aww” for. Man, if there’s one thing that jumps out at us, it’s the fact that Samba Na Chuva have moved their annual Six Rivers Brewery Fat Tuesday party to tonight and redubbed the affair Countdown to Carnaval. Over in Arcata, Richard’s Goat is wants to douse your V-Day with hip with a night of desserts and vinyl their calling Love on the Rocks.
But maybe you struck out with Cupid this year. No worries. Get some aggression out at Humboldt Brews where Austin-based Brownout will play a full set of psych-funk versions of Black Sabbath songs as their alter ego “Brown Sabbath.” Rawk out, lonely one. Everything will be OK.
—Andrew Goff
Top Events!
(Look ahead!)
Abraham Lincoln Hearse Viewing
Blue Ox Millworks
/ 10 a.m.-4 p.m.
/ Free
The re-creation of the Lincoln Hearse, which has been in production for the past nine months will be viewable. The Hearse will be the centerpiece during the 150th anniversary commemorative ceremonies to be held in Springfield, Illinois.
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FunkHouse of Love
Portuguese Hall
/ 7:45 p.m.
/ $25
/ $20 adv.
/ 18+
Do you like love? Receive it from bands Jelly Bread, Liquid Kactus, Farmhouse Odyssey and more.
The Love Letters
Redbud Theater
/ 8-10 p.m.
/ $20
/ $35 per couple
“This Valentines Day weekend, Redbud Theater is bringing a touch of romance to Willow Creek with a very special Champagne and Chocolate presentation of “Love Letters” by A.R. Gurney.”
Trinidad Love Affair
Trinidad Town Hall
/ 8 p.m.
/ $15
/ 18+
“Fundraiser extravaganza for Trinidad Art Nights featuring music by The Lonesome Heroes, Psychedelvis and performances by Circus of the Elements and Humboldt Circus. Hosted by Mr. Humboldt.
Countdown to Carnaval w/ Samba na Chuva
Six Rivers Brewery
/ 8 p.m.
/ $10
/ 21+
Enjoy new high energy choreography. Dance to new percussion arrangements based on the work of Marcus Santos, Brian Davis and Jimmy Biala.
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Love on the Rocks
The Miniplex at Richards’ Goat Tavern
/ 9 p.m.-2 a.m.
/ Free
/ 21+
Desserts, drinks, and an eclectic collection of songs about the joys and pains of that crazy little thing called LOVE. DJs Jaymorg, Red, Spaceman Spliff and Zephyr (The Works) will scour their record collections for your listening pleasure.
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Brownout presents ‘Brown Sabbath’
Humboldt Brews
/ 9:30 p.m.
/ $15
/ 21+
“Brown Sabbath” is the alter ego of Austin-based psych-funk collective Brownout who delve deep into reinterpreting the catalog of metal godfathers, Black Sabbath.
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All Events!
I Love Dunes Restoration
Humboldt Coastal Nature Center
/ 9:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m.
/ Free
Show your love for the dunes during this family friendly event by helping remove invasive plants to restore native diversity.
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2015 Pack Clinic
Humboldt County Fairgrounds
/ 10 a.m.
Offers demonstrations on backcountry skills, including balancing a load, tying knots, dutch oven cooking, highline set up, snack bar, raffle and much more.
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Arcata Plaza Winter Market
Arcata Plaza
/ 10 a.m.-2 p.m.
/ Free
Local, sustainable and delicious.
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Grand Opening Celebration
Humboldt Cider Company
/ noon-9 p.m.
With 10 taps offering single varietal ciders, cherry, pineapple, hopped and even juice for the little ones. Featuring sweet and savory bites by a Taste of Humboldt Pie.
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Little Lightworkers
Sun Yi’s Academy of Tae Kwon Do Arcata
/ 1-3 p.m.
/ $50
/ Free Already Received Reiki Attunement
Ongoing Reiki Playshop for Kids Ages 5-12.
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Awkward Family Arts Day
Morris Graves Museum of Art
/ 2-4 p.m.
/ $5
/ $2 Seniors/Students
/ Free MGMA members/ Children 17 and Under
Create lasting memories by having your family portrait taken in our wonderfully outdated living room, dining room or lounge complete with props, and costumes for you to create your very own Awkward Family Photos.
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Los Pajaros (The Birds)
Van Duzer Theater
/ 2-4 p.m.
/ $10
/ $8 students & seniors
/ Free HSU students (limited seating)
/ 18+
Musical satire from ancient Greece adapted by the Chicano American troupe Culture Clash, and further updated in the HSU production directed by Dell’Arte’s Michael Fields.
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Nature Story Time
Humboldt Coastal Nature Center
/ 2-3 p.m.
/ Free
Join experienced naturalist Melissa Zielinski for Nature Story Time at the Humboldt Coastal Nature Center. Geared for ages 3-6.
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Valentine’s Day Partner Yoga
Om Shala Yoga
/ 2-4 p.m.
With Peggy Profant & Albo Mussmann.
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Valentine’s Day Dinner for Two
Blue Lake Casino Hotel
/ 5-10 p.m.
12 oz Kobe New York steak and two Pacific lobster tails, served with scalloped potatoes, grilled squash & choice of soup or salad.
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Womens’ Soul Circle with Jodie
Om Shala Yoga
/ 6-10 p.m.
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Chocolate Tasting
Logger Bar
/ 6-8 p.m.
Chocolate tasting, local art, live music, and a chance to buy chocolate and cards for some important very-last-minute gifts.
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Public Skate
Blue Lake Roller Rink
/ 6:30-9:30 p.m.
/ $5
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The Soulful Sidekicks
Old Town Coffee And Chocolates (Old Town)
/ 7-9:30 p.m.
/ Free
Join Ginger and Laura for an evening of love ballads.
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Los Pajaros (The Birds)
Van Duzer Theater
/ 7:30-9:30 p.m.
/ $10
/ $8 students & seniors
/ Free HSU students (limited seating)
/ 18+
Musical satire from ancient Greece adapted by the Chicano American troupe Culture Clash, and further updated in the HSU production directed by Dell’Arte’s Michael Fields.
/ Web site
Joani Rose Jazz Quartet
Cecils New Orleans Bistro
/ 7:30-10 p.m.
/ Free
Featuring Francis Vanek (tenor sax and flute), Jim Wilde (guitar), Michael Curran (drums) and Pete Galey (bass).
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San Francisco Munich Trio
Fortuna Monday Club
/ 7:30 p.m.
/ $10
/ $8 students/seniors
Friedrich Edelmann, bassoon, from Germany and his wife, California native Rebecca Rust, violoncello, are joined by Julliard graduate Dmitriy Cogan, piano, from San Francisco.
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Lemon Lemon Cherry
The Local Cider Bar
/ 8 p.m.
“Join Humboldt’s cutest musical duo this Valentine’s Day for songs about beer, love and love of beer.”
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Macbeth
North Coast Repertory Theatre
/ 8 p.m.
In a savvy marketing move, NCRT is billing this as “The Original Game of Thrones.”
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Karaoke
Little Red Lion
/ 9 p.m.
/ 21+
How could this be a bad idea?
Doug Fir and the 2x4s
Cher-Ae Heights Casino
/ 9 p.m.
/ Free
/ 21+
Family rock band.
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The Uptown Kings
Bear River Casino Resort
/ 9 p.m.
Local blues masters hit you hard.
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Dr. Squid
Blue Lake Casino Hotel
/ 9 p.m.
/ 21+
Dance rock.
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Selector Rotten
Robert Goodman Wines/Machine Works
/ 9 p.m.-1 a.m.
/ Free
/ 21+
/ Web site
Valentine’s Day SWAK
Logger Bar
/ 9 p.m.
/ 21+
Evening of Cheesy Love Songs, dark chocolate and drinks.
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Pressure/Anya
Bar Fly Pub and Grub
/ 10 p.m.-1 a.m.
/ Free
/ 21+
Dancing. Beer. Deep fried Oreos.
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Movie Showtimes
Broadway Cinema
- AMERICAN SNIPER: 11:55, 2:55, 6:00, 9:00
- BLACK OR WHITE: 12:00, 2:50, 5:40, 8:35
- FIFTY SHADES OF GREY: 12:10, 2:00, 3:10, 5:05, 6:10, 8:05, 9:10
- IMITATION GAME: 12:05, 5:20
- JUPITER ASCENDING 2D: 3:45, 5:45, 9:15
- JUPITER ASCENDING 3D: 12:15
- KINGSMAN: THE SECRET SERVICE: 12:20, 2:10, 3:20, 5:15, 6:20, 8:20, 9:20
- PADDINGTON: 12:35, 3:05, 5:30, 7:55
- PROJECT ALMANAC: 2:45, 8:10
- SEVENTH SON 2D: 1:50, 7:00, 9:30
- SEVENTH SON 3D: 4:30
- SPONGEBOB MOVIE: SPONGE OUT OF WATER 2D: 11:55, 1:15, 2:25, 4:55, 6:45, 7:30
- SPONGEBOB MOVIE: SPONGE OUT OF WATER 3D: 3:15, 8:40
Mill Creek Cinema
- AMERICAN SNIPER: 11:55, 3:00, 6:00, 9:00
- FIFTY SHADES OF GREY: 12:10, 3:10, 6:10, 7:30, 9:10
- IMITATION GAME: 2:45, 5:30
- JUPITER ASCENDING 2D: 12:00, 5:50, 8:50
- JUPITER ASCENDING 3D: 2:55
- KINGSMAN: THE SECRET SERVICE: 12:20, 3:20, 6:20, 8:15, 9:20
- PADDINGTON: 12:05, 2:30
- PROJECT ALMANAC: 12:15, 4:55
- SEVENTH SON 2D: 1:55, 4:30, 7:00, 9:30
- SPONGEBOB MOVIE: SPONGE OUT OF WATER 2D: 12:55, 3:25, 5:45
- SPONGEBOB MOVIE: SPONGE OUT OF WATER 3D: 8:10
Minor Theatre
- FIFTY SHADES OF GREY: 12:10, 3:10, 6:10, 9:10
- TWO DAYS ONE NIGHT: 1:10, 3:30, 5:55, 8:20
- WHIPLASH: 1:25, 3:50, 6:20, 8:50