77% of People Expect Iranian News Agencies to Understand Satire

QUAKES: EARTHQUAKE! 2.0M Earthquake 10 Kilometers Northwest of Petrolia 6 p.m.
EPD: <a href="https://lostcoastoutpost.com/patrolled/eureka/2024/apr/26/#incident-929554">PATROL CHECK -- 100 Block of W HENDERSON ST 5:38 p.m.
QUAKES: EARTHQUAKE! 1.9M Earthquake 25 Kilometers Northwest of Petrolia 5:28 p.m.
EPD: <a href="https://lostcoastoutpost.com/patrolled/eureka/2024/apr/26/#incident-929551">DRIVING UNDER THE INFLUENCE -- I ST/BUHNE ST 5:07 p.m.
EPD: <a href="https://lostcoastoutpost.com/patrolled/eureka/2024/apr/26/#incident-929546">911 FROM A CELL PHONE -- 1000 Block of DEL NORTE ST 4:59 p.m.
EPD: <a href="https://lostcoastoutpost.com/patrolled/eureka/2024/apr/26/#incident-929552">ABANDONED AUTO -- 1900 Block of J ST 4:42 p.m.
FoPD: <a href="https://lostcoastoutpost.com/patrolled/fortuna/2024/apr/26/#incident-929556">WELFARE CHECK -- 100 Block of DINSMORE DR 4:37 p.m.

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