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Moments With Andy

Each evening, spend a few intimate moments with Andy — host of KWPT-FM's “The Night Show.”

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• (Sunday, April 13) Someone Out There's Making Money

Someone's making money out there; more on donation caps and free speech; and coincidence. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Congressional pay; student debt; and what the fork? The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Friday, April 11) Are You Ready for the City?

On responsible adults; Ivy League vs. Walmart; and are you ready for the city? The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Left to the fates; lots of money overseas; and decriminalization. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Wednesday, April 9) Publish or Perish (For No One)

Publish or perish, and Taylor Swift ponders another dimension. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Tuesday, April 8) To Rise Above. A Question.

Time to evolve; buying fresh air; and leave no phone behind. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Sunday, April 6) Corpse Position

Productivity tips; “corpse” position ; and pickin' on the TSA. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Saturday, April 5) The String Cheese Incident

The rule of law; California ca-ching; and on string cheese. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Friday, April 4) Hey America! You're More Free Now!

We're all more free now; pot's crystal ball; and innovating teaching techniques. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Thursday, April 3) What is Latvia?

Latvia; FOIA; and benefits to cutting class. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Wednesday, April 2) What a Day!

NSA reform!; letting it be!; and country first! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Tuesday, April 1) The First Song

The first mix tape; driving; and parking in America. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Sunday, March 30) Demand

Demand; Millennials; and on Motor City. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Saturday, March 29) In Brazil Jail's Apparently Not Too Bad

Too much sugar; Brazilian soccer; and golfing with Playmates. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Friday, March 28) Overtime

Overtime; the 24%; and thinking ahead. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Thursday, March 27) Jimmy Carter and The Panopticon

The Panopticon; dirty air; and marrying up. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Mike Rogers & Edward Snowden, who's under the influence?; Monsters; and being (un)grateful. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Sunday, March 23) Good Dog

Immigration and Congress; a good dog; and picking up after said dog. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Saturday, March 22) Fighting Over S.A.T. Night

Goodbye S.A.T.?; a beer before I go; and not worth $20. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Friday, March 21) To the Internet Trolls

To the trolls; when internships pay; and if you can't beat 'em, graffiti 'em. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Thursday, March 20) Into the Mystic

Into the Mystic; why CO taxpayers are giggling; and when honesty doesn't pay. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Tuesday, March 18) The Primate of Ireland

The Primate of Ireland; mad as a hatter; and she doth brag too much. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Saturday, March 15) Wakefulness, Warmness, and Webcams

Wakefulness and dreams; shutting off the webcam; and getting warmer. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Friday, March 14) The Feinstein Freak Out

Feinstein freaks; big stories?; and location location location. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Wednesday, March 12) GOOD NEWS: The Divorce Rate is Going Up!

Good economic news, the divorce rate is up!, and talking to your cigarette. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Tuesday, March 11) Crimea River

Crimea a river; “Reelected!”; and on baby/gun names. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Too much sharing; road rage; and on memory + booze. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Friday, March 7) The Horrible 13%

The Uganda joke backfires; why no one likes hipsters; and fugitives calling 911. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Wednesday, March 5) Step 1: Check Bag. Step 3: Profit

Fascinating tech news; taking it from the airlines; and banning the Secret. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Your prison, or your palace; military grade pizza; and tips to a successful marriage. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Saturday, March 1) Lookin' Out My Back Door

Lookin' out my back door; Cemeteries Enterprises Inc., LLC; and good news fellas! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The one-room Presidential Palace; Destination: Hospital, Via Point: Pub; and felonious Facebooking. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On Arizona and Uganda; Legal Sea Foods; and priorities. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Tuesday, Feb. 25) Overplaying Your Hand

Overplaying your hand; benefits of politeness; and delivery to the big house. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Sunday, Feb. 23) No More Clowning Around

Olympic malaise; watch out Kim Jong Un!; and the clown shortage. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Thursday, Feb. 20) Is Astrology Scientificky?

Astrology sounds scientific doesn't it?; less Americans are reading; and the U.K. gets serious. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Tuesday, Feb. 18) Birthers on President's Day

What do Birthers do on President's Day?; prices going up, but not sure why; and be careful upon flushing. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Sunday, Feb. 16) Trigger Happy

Trigger happy; maximizing your efforts, and sports beer. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Asking the prince not the pauper; for coffee lovers; and avoiding speed traps. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Sunday, Feb. 9) Creationism and Confirmation Bias

On the debate; good deeds; and on earplugs. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Tuesday, Feb. 4) Pride Goeth Before the Fall

2 out of 3 ain't bad; belieb it; and pride goeth before the fall. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Sunday, Feb. 2) When You Can't Win

What if you can't win?; yelpin'; and criminal crybabies. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Confirmation bias; happy bosses; and making it snow. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Thursday, Jan. 23) Getting Stronger

The public debate; where gas is cheap; and the downside of smart pets. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Tuesday, Jan. 21) The Seahawks Come, Thy Will Be Done

God loves the Seahawks; Spanx; and proper training. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Sunday, Jan. 19) Get Off My Lawn

Get off my lawn; right under your nose; and onesies. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Saturday, Jan. 18) WisFoxconnSin

Foxconn, Wisconsin; workaholics; and silly surprises. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Thursday, Jan. 16) Bad Arguments

Bad arguments; Zambian potatoes; and upsides to gaming. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

A bridge too far; Nazi aliens; and arm wrestling gone wrong. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Monday, Jan. 13) Let's Happy Happy People!

Happy people!; literature's impact!; and tipping 45,000%! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Sunday, Jan. 12) Abbey Normal

Bill Gates made more money; Unacceptable Gym Behavior Vol. 7; and Abbey Normal. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Friday, Jan. 10) Independents Unite!

Bad news for the blue and red teams; bad numbers for the NSA; and tigers! Oh my! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Thursday, Jan. 9) Nancy Grace on the Pot

Grace on pot; magical weight loss powder; and occupational mercy. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Wednesday, Jan. 8) Not Our Fight

Not our fight; a groundbreaking study; and on a “cheese product”. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Monday, Jan. 6) Goodbye Homelessness & Dwarfism!

Let's Happy! Good news for the good-looking!; homelessness on the decline!; and checking in with happynews.com! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news!

• (Sunday, Jan. 5) Thanks

Thanks, gracias, danke; the rule of Volcker; and putting down the phone. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Monday, Dec. 30, 2013) Let's Happy! Congress Sucks More Than Usual!

Down with skinny jeans!; Congress sucks!; and on chess! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news!

• (Sunday, Dec. 29, 2013) The FDA's On It. Right?

Things not to eat; things you don't need; and global wealth. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Saturday, Dec. 28, 2013) The Christmas Truce

The Christmas Truce; advisors needing advising; and things you don't need. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Tuesday, Dec. 24, 2013) On Violence

On violence; delivery drones; and masks. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Monday, Dec. 23, 2013) Big Hearts

Let's Happy! A time of giving!; good economic news!; and on thriving! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Sunday, Dec. 22, 2013) NSA WoWs!

WoW!; scary health stats; and illegal snuggling. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Saturday, Dec. 21, 2013) Mary Don't You Weep

Mary don't you weep; shocking the monkey; snoozing at high altitude. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Let's define “verifiable”; unplug the webcam; and suing the rain. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Thursday, Dec. 19, 2013) Kindergarten Congress

Lessons from Kindergarten; Google's glass; and silver linings. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Wednesday, Dec. 18, 2013) Constitution 1, NSA 0

NSA takes a loss; turning flour into coke; and paid internships. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Tuesday, Dec. 17, 2013) The Color of Greatness

The color of greatness; Presidents with tattoos?; and tombstone start ups. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Monday, Dec. 16, 2013) Money and Happiness!

Let's Happy! Job opportunity!; money and happiness; and pinking in drublic. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news!

• (Sunday, Dec. 15, 2013) 00000000

The politics of genes; 00000000; and you can move the Earth. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Wednesday, Dec. 11, 2013) Catholics. The Pope's #2 Fans!

Guess who loves the Pope more than Catholics?; white collar sentencing; and to the reptilian brain. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Tuesday, Dec. 10, 2013) Eureka Democrats: Voting Republican Since 19__

Eureka's Democrats; making it “snow”; and ouch. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Unicorns!; he sees you when you're sleeping; and on toothaches. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Eating like a mouse…; tiny big deals; and slippin'. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Friday, Dec. 6, 2013) Leatherneck Lunacy

Leatherneck lunacy; prison for potty mouths; and scaring the kids. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Thursday, Dec. 5, 2013) More Training than Medical School

This train(ing) never stops; median vs average; and net profits. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Wednesday, Dec. 4, 2013) Arrectores Pilorum

The incredible human body Part 1; Part 2; and failed bank robberies. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Tuesday, Dec. 3, 2013) No Regrets

We won't regret it; eat smaller pieces; and bad ideas. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Monday, Dec. 2, 2013) For the Selfies

Let's Happy! Holiday cheer!; open-records requests!; and for the selfish! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

• (Sunday, Dec. 1, 2013) Blinding Big Brother

Blinding Big Brother; being forgetful; and shameless gossip. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Wednesday, Nov. 27, 2013) Why'd It Have To Be Snakes?

The fog of euphemism; snakes; and parachutes. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Thursday, Nov. 21, 2013) Balthus and Conan the Librarian

Balthus; herbal supplements; and Conan the Librarian. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Wednesday, Nov. 20, 2013) The Lion the Ninja and the Revolving Door

The Lion; the ninja; and the revolving door. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Tuesday, Nov. 19, 2013) The God of War and PTSD

The God of War; the number of the beast; and leaving finger prints. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Monday, Nov. 18, 2013) Rahmbo vs The Freedom Tower!

Let's Happy! Freedom Tower!; the deficit!; and selflessness! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Sunday, Nov. 17, 2013) Superman vs Batman vs Archie

Superman vs Batman vs Archie; goodnight Ming; and an illuminating palate. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Saturday, Nov. 16, 2013) Oh Yeah. That Used to Be A Big Deal.

When common sense helps; oh yeah, that was scary once; and bad decisions. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Friday, Nov. 15, 2013) Nothing to Hide, Nothing to Fear?

Nothing to hide; chicken; federal information technology fails. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Monday, Nov. 11, 2013) What's in a Name?

Let's Happy! What's in a name?!; mustaches!; and finders keepers! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Sunday, Nov. 10, 2013) The 7%

Clairvoyance; the 7%; and baby smartphones. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Friday, Nov. 8, 2013) ENDA the Rope

The ENDA of the rope; the “middle” class; and the black rhinos. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Thursday, Nov. 7, 2013) Lessons from the Big House

Empathy, better late than never; security fraud; and what really matters in life. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Wednesday, Nov. 6, 2013) Revenge is a Dish Best Served _______.

How To: End up in jail, and revenge served stinky. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Monday, Nov. 4, 2013) NSA vs. U.N.!

Let's Happy! NSA vs. U.N.!; we're #12!; and digital media usage! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Sunday, Nov. 3, 2013) For Lovahs

Defining “enough”; Kremlin creativity; and on date night. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Thursday, Oct. 31, 2013) Be Glad You Live Where You Do

What you can't say; what you can't do; and what you shouldn't. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Wednesday, Oct. 30, 2013) A New Patron Saint of Travelers

This just in; not Somali pirates' jam; and deleting search histories. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Tuesday, Oct. 29, 2013) The Sound and Fury

Answer the question; scent of the panther; and airborne impossibilities. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Monday, Oct. 28, 2013) We Don't Want You To Die Either Iran!

Let's Happy! They don't want us dead!; generosity!; and happynews.com! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news!

• (Sunday, Oct. 27, 2013) JLoCo

Downsides of driving; Spongebob; and JLoco. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Saturday, Oct. 26, 2013) Why San Fran Sucks

Bumper stickers; why San Fran sucks; and on government relations professionals. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Friday, Oct. 25, 2013) Animal Edition

Lessons of the naked mole rat; the cat that sparked an international incident; and pandamonium. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Thursday, Oct. 24, 2013) Growing Up?

Growing up? or getting craftier?; ghosts don't have fingerprints; and the 40%. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Wednesday, Oct. 23, 2013) Fat Cats

No T.V.; animal obesity; and fighting bears. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Making a mockery of stolen elections; “Let's Move”; and paying attention. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Monday, Oct. 21, 2013) U.N. Security Council Gets Dissed!

Let's Happy! Take that U.N. Security Council!; child labor rates fall!; and let's happynews.com! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

• (Sunday, Oct. 20, 2013) Can You Donate Money in a Crowded Theater?

Free speech/money; Russian concentration; and zombie best sellers. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Friday, Oct. 18, 2013) You Didn't Win

To the loser go the spoils; chicken nuggets; and life insurance. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Thursday, Oct. 17, 2013) A “Gallon” of Beer for $3!

Pints for the people!; the popularity of meat-like products; and bad ideas. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Wednesday, Oct. 16, 2013) The “New” American Middle

Oddly, some good political news; Maduro gets lazy; and the super-rich are breeding! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Tuesday, Oct. 15, 2013) We're #2! We're #2!

Arms are for hugging?; the Craze; and the benefits of being #2. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Monday, Oct. 14, 2013) The Right Stuff

Let's Happy! A dream job!; no snooping!; and lending some wheels. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

• (Sunday, Oct. 13, 2013) Make the Accommodations Fit the Crime

A deterrent to crime?; a heart of goodwill; and big house love. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Friday, Oct. 11, 2013) How Much Poverty Do We Want?

How much poverty do we want?; jinns; and squirrel huntin'. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Thursday, Oct. 10, 2013) No Gifts

A politician does something!; Putin doesn't like birthday presents; and things not to do. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Monday, Oct. 7, 2013) Shining a Light

Let's happy! Minimum wage increase!; good samaritaning!; and happynews.com! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

• (Sunday, Oct. 6, 2013) Who Am I To Judge?

NSA fatigue; lawsuits; and more lawsuits. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Same as it ever was; try to not try; and I am, therefore I am. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Whoops; in awe of the Voyager; and luckless x 2. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Wednesday, Oct. 2, 2013) Mary Jo White for the Win!

Finally! An admission of wrongdoing!; damn it millennials; and pull your pants up, or don't. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Politics, where facts go to die; interactive urinal cakes; and the Astros. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Monday, Sept. 30, 2013) Let's Happy! College Enrollment Drops!

Let's Happy! Romance novels!; interstellar janitors!; and college enrollment drops! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news!

• (Sunday, Sept. 29, 2013) Exceptionally and Commonly Unique

Uniquely exceptional; as our ancestors laugh; and selfies. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Monday, Sept. 23, 2013) Alan Turing!

Let's Happy! Alan Turing!; forgive and forget!; and lions on the loose! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news!

• (Sunday, Sept. 22, 2013) HOLY B@LLS! THERE'S A NEW iPHONE!!!!!!

Gold medals; gold phones; and losing phones. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Monday, Sept. 16, 2013) The Astros Are Good At Something!

Let's Happy! JLo saves some dough!; go Astros!; and self defense with flair! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news! And a special programming note at the end for you fine podcaster people.

• (Sunday, Sept. 15, 2013) Let's Mess with Texas

Messin' with Texas; Trumped!; and let's Liberia! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Friday, Sept. 13, 2013) Crystal Ballin'

Crystal ballin'; minimum wage; and what're the kids up to? The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Thursday, Sept. 12, 2013) Somebody's Making Money and it Ain't You

Low consumer expectations; exercises in jealousy; and toasters. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Wednesday, Sept. 11, 2013) Laser Sight to the Blind

Perpetually on call; laser sight to the blind; and ACA numbers. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Tuesday, Sept. 10, 2013) When Bad News = Good News

The 43%; good news about debt!; and rock-paper-gun. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Monday, Sept. 9, 2013) Upsides to the Italian Economic Crisis!

Let's Happy! The Gin and Tonic!; the Italian economic crisis!; and checking in with happynews.com! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news!

• (Sunday, Sept. 8, 2013) The Elephant and the Mouse

The elephant and the mouse; North Korean ice; and the hipster war on razors. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Friday, Sept. 6, 2013) Thank a Meteorologist for Being Alive

Looking for a motive; soda violence; and meteorologists saving lives. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Thursday, Sept. 5, 2013) Unintended Consequences

Unintended consequences; glamping; and expensive apps. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Tuesday, Sept. 3, 2013) Housekeeping

A fashionably late (and long-winded) explanation for the lack of podcasts recently. Newest episode up at midnight the 5th of September!

• (Monday, Aug. 26, 2013) Happy Etymology!

Let's Happy! Etymology!; more etymology!; and good samaritans! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news!

• (Sunday, Aug. 25, 2013) Reveal Thyself!

Show thyself!; political implications of the 'stache; and failed Santa impersonators. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Saturday, Aug. 24, 2013) I Like Big Burgers and I Cannot Lie

Billboards; cluster bombs; and when your eyes are bigger than your mouth. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Friday, Aug. 23, 2013) Live and Let Live

Live and let live; idol worship; and Gupta ganja! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Thursday, Aug. 22, 2013) Messin' with Texas

Which state should secede?; which has the best food?; and evil croissants. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Wednesday, Aug. 21, 2013) The Bluegill and Akihito

Too hot to work; the mighty bluegill; and benefits of Mario Kart. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Tuesday, Aug. 20, 2013) The Pursuit of Zero

In pursuit of zero; Gfail; and breaking bad decisions. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Monday, Aug. 19, 2013) Quitting, Knitting, and Knitting

Let's Happy! Quitting!; knitting!; and more knitting! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

Keepin' it cool and clever; what's in a name?; and give us your tired, your poor, your healthy. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Saturday, Aug. 17, 2013) Fool Me Thrice…

Fool me once…; on the right track; and being grateful. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Friday, Aug. 16, 2013) Goldsplosion!

Goldsplosion!; budweisER; and lock up yer lawnmowers. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Thursday, Aug. 15, 2013) Pastafarianism

Better ways to waste money; exercises in futility; and Pastafarianism. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Wednesday, Aug. 14, 2013) Be All The Wife He Needs Vol. III

Be all the wife he needs!, and bringing Facebook into the real world. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Tuesday, Aug. 13, 2013) Be All The Wife He Needs!

Stand by your man more; the unfriendliest city in the world is…; and on amateur fish collecting. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Monday, Aug. 12, 2013) Feelin' Good. Feelin' Guptagood.

Let's Happy! Dr. Feelguptagood!; burglars who have a heart!; and smelling like a blue pinko. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

• (Sunday, Aug. 11, 2013) Keeping Your Man Happy

Stand by your man; remember not to enjoy your music; and 50 shades of neopagans. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Saturday, Aug. 10, 2013) DEA <3 NSA

DEA <3 NSA; Italian normalcy; and the scary night sky. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Friday, Aug. 9, 2013) (Lab Grown) Beef, It's What's For Dinner

Lab grown beef, it's what's for dinner; dolphins are smart; and Vlad does it again! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Thursday, Aug. 8, 2013) 8,000,000 x 1,000 = A Big Damn Waste

What a waste; it's what's on the outside; and bad ideas. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Wednesday, Aug. 7, 2013) Let Me Stand Next To Your Fire

Prediction of a long life, and when common sense couldn't hurt. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Tuesday, Aug. 6, 2013) Santa's Path Just Got a Whole Lot Easier

Celebrity shopping privacy; climate change and the upsides; and the crime fighting perk of narcissism. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Monday, Aug. 5, 2013) The Dubai Diet!

Let's Happy! The Dubai Diet!; Postal Service gets boozy!; and Japanese diapers! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Sunday, Aug. 4, 2013) Paying to Spy On Ourselves

Means to an end; the price of your privacy; and 21st century hunting. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Saturday, Aug. 3, 2013) Second Chances

Mistake free on Mars?; plastic palm readings; and sorry Tiger. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Friday, Aug. 2, 2013) Come On! Eugene! Really? That Hellhole?

We're #17!; vacation time; and bad news for the Bears. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Thursday, Aug. 1, 2013) More Days of Future Passed!

More days of future passed!; don't go chasing monster trucks; and cookin' on the sidewalk. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Wednesday, July 31, 2013) Hipster Urban Yuppies

Good enough for Egypt; good coffee news; and on hipster urban yuppies. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Tuesday, July 30, 2013) Oh! The Puffery!

What a load of puffery!; how embarrassing; and bad names and worse ideas. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Monday, July 29, 2013) Nellie. Wet Nellie.

Let's Happy! Wet Nellie!; schooling celebrities!; and here's to potholes! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news!

• (Sunday, July 28, 2013) Days of Future Passed

Predictions of the future!; GlaxoSmithKline loves the $$; and groovy/gross phones. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Saturday, July 27, 2013) Tradition!

Tradition! Tradition; another P.R. win for Scientology; and ambitious lawsuits. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Friday, July 26, 2013) The Typewriter Makes a Comeback

Secret Service goes old school; dystopian tricks for quitting; and bad ideas. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Thursday, July 25, 2013) The Crop of the Cream

Rising through merit vs heredity; trading le places; and things not to do. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Wednesday, July 24, 2013) Turning the Faith Based Tables

Turning the tables; secret court renews secret stuff; and it's finally over. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Monday, July 22, 2013) The Human Papillomavirus Virus!

Let's Happy! See ya later HPV!; peace out deficit!; and hello happynews.com! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Sunday, July 21, 2013) Skin-Deep Apologies

Skin-deep apologies; smoking and $$; and getting inspired at work. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Thursday, July 18, 2013) Party Problems

Party problems; what a gas; and investable assets. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Wednesday, July 17, 2013) When Going Nuclear Isn't That Bad

Going nuclear; punishing the victim; and the baby economic boom. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Tuesday, July 16, 2013) Moments with Eric: Mexico Takes the Cake

This just in, work sucks; Mexico takes the cake; and on football, fools and jackasses. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Monday, July 15, 2013) Let's Happy! Chewing Properly!

Way to go Maine!; living longer and getting lucky!; and chewing slowly! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

• (Sunday, July 14, 2013) Big Brother Sinking to New Heights

One man's lie is another man's job; Big Brother sinks to new heights; and looking for potty humor. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Wednesday, July 10, 2013) Exodus

The exodus to the 21st century; political donations and poverty; and doing the crime and begging for the time. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Let's Happy! Long-distance runners vs. burglars!; nonagenerian weightlifters!; and good news for bad spellers! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

• (Sunday, July 7, 2013) Game Showing the System

Vlad keeps it real; old habits die hard; and the price is wrong. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Tuesday, July 2, 2013) The Ground Game

Assault with a stationary object; genes and the unanimous decision; and the customer complaint line. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Monday, July 1, 2013) Let's Happy! Okay?

Let's Happy! Good Mother'$ and Father'$ Day News!; healthcare costs!; and checking in with happynews.com! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

• (Sunday, June 30, 2013) The Filibuster vs. Nature's Call

The Filibuster vs. Nature's Call; fishing made easy; and truth in campaigning. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Saturday, June 29, 2013) Children Are Not Special, Evildoers

You're not special; Craigslist crimes; and more on toilet paper. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Thursday, June 27, 2013) “Worming” = Eye Patches

Worming; being nice to your ladyfriend; and cleaning the bed. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Tuesday, June 25, 2013) Boughnut Holes

Destroying art; cronuts; and beginner's luck. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Monday, June 24, 2013) Let's Happy! $uperman $tyle!

Let's Happy! Anti-Social Networking!; drinking beer to fight crime!; and $uperman! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Sunday, June 23, 2013) Buying Innocence

Buying innocence; Woodrow <3 Adolf; and better 13 years too late than never. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Saturday, June 22, 2013) The Truth Behind Kim K's Early Delivery!

The record's broken; the sad state of conspiracy theories; and beer can and registration please. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Thursday, June 20, 2013) The Venezuelan Toilet Paper Strategic Reserve

The price of delicacies; the Venezuelan T.P. reserve; and tips for the Post Office. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Tuesday, June 18, 2013) To Know, or Not To Know? That Is the Question

To know, or not to know? That is the question; pricey parking; and short creativity. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Monday, June 17, 2013) Let's Happy! The Truth and the Light!

Let's Happy! The truth and the light!; quick delivery!; and checking in with happynews.com! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

• (Sunday, June 16, 2013) Don't Swallow the Water

Drawing the liberty line; the benefits of showering; and losing money. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Saturday, June 15, 2013) Scientologists Giving Aliens a Bad Name

A poisonous snail mail; giving aliens a bad name; and there's a hole in the bucket list. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Thursday, June 13, 2013) Secretly Trusting Big Brother

We don't trust Big Brother, except when it comes to watching us; booze and American Idol; and accidentally fighting crime. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Tuesday, June 11, 2013) Stop Collaborate and Get Friskin'

Stop collaborate and get friskin'; some [electro] shockin' news; and fortune tellers and love potions. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Monday, June 10, 2013) Let's Happy! Online Dating (Your Ex-Husband)!

Let's Happy! Online dating!; happy Facebook photos!; and good garage sale finds! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

• (Sunday, June 9, 2013) We're #6! We're #6! We're #6!

Just askin' questions here; nation ranking!; and weather stuff. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Saturday, June 8, 2013) Moments with Eric: Not a Belieber

Eric avoids the Pit; offers birthing advice to Kim K; and beliebs monkey style. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Thursday, June 6, 2013) Wash Your Feet

Wash your feet; vegetarians and long life; and the wrong address. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Turns out money helps eradicate poverty; gettin' by; and when driving gets in the way of texting. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Monday, June 3, 2013) Let's Happy! Beard Style!

Let's Happy! Filibuster news!; keep the beard fellas!; and checking in with happynews.com! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

• (Sunday, June 2, 2013) Tea Kettle + Hitler + Internet = $$?

Failing to understand the internet; the laments of a liberal arts major; and Han Solo 1, Captain Kirk 0. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Saturday, June 1, 2013) Let's Keep It On the Down Low

Whoops, just kidding!; drug addicts and soda drinkers; and kissing at length in the mouth. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Thursday, May 30, 2013) #overreacting

Another school overreacts; who doesn't like vacation; and understanding your job description. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Wednesday, May 29, 2013) Fox Opinion and MSOBC

Opinions are like ____ ; the highs and lows; and pigging out. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Monday, May 27, 2013) Good News for Good People

Let's Happy! Good news for good people!; and meditation!; and federal budget surpluses! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

• (Sunday, May 26, 2013) Lennon and the Prius

Lennon and the Prius; no laughing!; and on quitting smoking. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Saturday, May 25, 2013) If You Want to Sing Out, Don't

Who are the big dogs?; call before digging; and if you want to sing out, sing out? The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Thursday, May 23, 2013) The Wrong Jesus?

Google glass creeps us out; a bar that doesn't pull a profit; and losing support. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Wednesday, May 22, 2013) Mark One Down for National Sovereignty

Mark one down for sovereignty; movin' to the front of the line; and some honeymoon advice. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Tuesday, May 21, 2013) The Art of Invading Privacy

The art of invading privacy; technology and multitasking; and smashing the phone. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Let's Happy! Filibuster reform?!; Disney learns a lesson!; and happynews.com happies! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

• (Sunday, May 19, 2013) Over the Line!

Mirror, mirror off the wall; bankers in the big house; and over the line. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Saturday, May 18, 2013) Super Size Me!

Super Sized Normal; debt; and really bad decisions. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Thursday, May 16, 2013) The Crown Royal Jewels

The sky's no longer falling; money well spent?; and the crown royal jewels. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Tuesday, May 14, 2013) Food is in the Air

Food is all around; a building that's on fire; and poorly named shoes. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Monday, May 13, 2013) Good-Time-Happy-Fun Stuff

Let's Happy! Giving someone a shot!; good guitar news!; and it may not be a cold! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Sunday, May 12, 2013) French Women Love the Axe

Second chances; one reason to buy a guitar; and trusting the law. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Saturday, May 11, 2013) Guilty Until Proven Guilty

Guilty until proven guilty; if you haven't got your health…; and the 8th time's the charm. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Anonymous and the Ring of Gyges; early to bed, late to rise; and not-so-happy meals. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

A cure for existential angst; unsolicited driving advice; and maximizing your firepower. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Sno Cone Joe vs. Mr. Ding-a-Ling; why not to name your business Finders Keepers; meth + hungry = sparkle food. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Monday, May 6, 2013) Partying Like It's 1964

Let's Happy! Party like it's 1964!; freedom and security!; and the lesson of Icarus. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

• (Sunday, May 5, 2013) Cynics Multiplying Like Millennials

The cynics are breeding; rat burgers; and cockroaches and secretive power elites. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Saturday, May 4, 2013) Batman Stays In For The Night

Staying in for the night; filibusted; and settling old debts. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Thursday, May 2, 2013) Forcing the Free Hand

Forcing the free hand; comfortable in front of the camera; and getting stood up. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Tuesday, April 30, 2013) “Holy Crap”

Sweating the small stuff; locked and loaded for lunch; and “Holy Crap”! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Monday, April 29, 2013) Sheer Cleverness

Let's Happy! A degree that's worth it!; fighting back!; and sheer cleverness! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

• (Saturday, April 27, 2013) Unacceptable Gym Behavior

The 6th installment of Unacceptable Gym Behavior; awkward truth in advertising; and beer pong. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Thursday, April 25, 2013) Twitter + Fairy Tales = Stock Market?

That makes a lot of sense…; all in the family; and the bottom 40%. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Wednesday, April 24, 2013) Good News for Those That Can Afford It

Good news for everyone!*; the big bucks; and keeping a secret. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news. *”Good” being defined as “not absolutely horrible”

• (Tuesday, April 23, 2013) Spiders and Sunshine

Spiders and sunshine; Earth Day!; and pudding. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Sunday, April 21, 2013) The Crappiest Time Machine

Watching what you eat; the sanctity of something; and a lousy time machine. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Saturday, April 20, 2013) 77% Can't Be Right 100% of the Time

The 77%; the first word; and it is a crime to be beautiful. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Thursday, April 18, 2013) Looking on the Bright Side

Looking on the bright side; making a million; and fireman's poles. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Wednesday, April 17, 2013) The Arc of Technology

The arc of technology bends towards…; beer = happy; and flattening the curve. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Tuesday, April 16, 2013) (Don't) Take Me to the River

Don't take me to the river; hangover research; and really bad ideas. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Monday, April 15, 2013) Oh the Happy We'll Have!

Let's Happy! Having a conscience!; conserving!; and for the dogs! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

• (Sunday, April 14, 2013) 22nd Century Problems

22nd century problems; acting opportunities; and more on Ohio schools. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Saturday, April 13, 2013) Manatee Gray

Why we don't love the IRS; mohawks; and manatee gray. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Thursday, April 11, 2013) Not Alone Anymore

No reason to feel lonely; paying attention while driving; and having too much in common. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Wednesday, April 10, 2013) How Eating Paint = $

The sanity crushing power of satire; the taste of yellow; and difficult confessions. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Tuesday, April 9, 2013) Meaty Beaty Big and Explosive

One ring to bind them…; meat drinks; and explosive taste. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Monday, April 8, 2013) Letting the Dogs Out

Let's Happy! Counter-protesting!; letting the dogs out!; and living in luxury boxes! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news!

• (Sunday, April 7, 2013) B.A. with a Side of Fries

In praise of social media; da bombs; and benefits of a bachelor's. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Saturday, April 6, 2013) You Are the Weight Beneath My Wings

The weight beneath the wings; when science sounds naughty; and egg hunts gone bad. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On shape-shifting reptilian people; romance pants; and getting ready for college. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Wednesday, April 3, 2013) Ask Me About My New Son-in-Law

Investing in yourself; professional cuddling; and on Humboldt bumper stickers. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Tuesday, April 2, 2013) Done Caught the House

Less tolerant than North Korea?; on charity; and it done caught the house. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Monday, April 1, 2013) Farewell Sweet and Smooth-Voiced Gosling

Let's Happy! Go Scalia!; go Gosling!; and go lost camera that ended up traveling thousands of miles on its own! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Bringing back the Neanderthals; party time in Columbia; and a criminal's checklist. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Saturday, March 30, 2013) It's a Small Scary World

The tasty fruits of spying; chop stick freedom; and it can be a small scary world. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Thursday, March 28, 2013) All Apologies?

All apologies; gettin' loco; and everybody's friend. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Wednesday, March 27, 2013) Know Your Amendments! Which One is the Sacred Cow?

Shooting the sacred cow; labeling in the free market; and no need to dodge bullets while drinking. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Tuesday, March 26, 2013) Seriously, What's the Big Deal?

What's the big deal?; keeping kids safe; and “sugar free” free cookies. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Monday, March 25, 2013) Good News for Pessimists

Let's Happy! Good News for pessimists!; a kind-hearted panhandler!; and Facebook brings families together! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news!

• (Sunday, March 24, 2013) The Volume of Knowledge

Please turn off all cell phones; it's never too late to quit; and the volume of knowledge. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Saturday, March 23, 2013) What Have We Learned?

10 Years: What have we learned; why Andy talks so much; and a really good teacher. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Thursday, March 21, 2013) When 99.8% Isn't Good Enough

When 99.8% won't do; traffic court excuses; and apps vs. food. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Wednesday, March 20, 2013) Counterfeiting Intelligence

A nice quiet date; and on counterfeit intelligence. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Tuesday, March 19, 2013) Dung Beetles Aim for the Stars

My oh myopia; dung beetles aim for the stars; and silly silly jeans. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Monday, March 18, 2013) Pints for Prophets and Shots for Saints

Let's Happy! Raising a pint for raising the dead!; doing the right thing!; and on truck driving and dancing! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

• (Sunday, March 17, 2013) Walking on Noah's Ark

Google sorry for spying; Queen Bey and PETA; and when the grass is too green. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Saturday, March 16, 2013) Good Guys with Knives and Beef Pies

Under cabin pressure; CO2; and on beef pies. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Thursday, March 14, 2013) College: Is It Worth It?

College, is it worth it?; old school trumps new school; and cream for your derriere. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Wednesday, March 13, 2013) No Touching!

No touching!; the Ukranian Navy; and costume no nos. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Tuesday, March 12, 2013) The Cradle Will Rock…The Vote

The cradle will rock the vote; flame retardant's not just for fires anymore; and being half-drunk on the job. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Monday, March 11, 2013) Way to Go Mississippi!

Let's Happy! Way to go Mississippi!; Ahmadinejad takes it all in stride!; and it's never too late to quit! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

• (Sunday, March 10, 2013) Fun = Making Sh*t Up!

Cellular and mobile emasculation; making stuff up can be fun; and restaurants to avoid. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Saturday, March 9, 2013) Keep on Running

Keeping it old school; eau de infant; and keep on running. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Thursday, March 7, 2013) Possible = Probable?

The Possible vs. the Probable; someone else is making a lot of money; and on Tokyo real estate. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The FBI is worried about not being able to do the job it wasn't doing; under pressure; and the crash tax. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Tuesday, March 5, 2013) Let Them Eat Dirt

When “imported” may not be a good thing; fashion; and food trends in Japan. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Monday, March 4, 2013) iDeuce!

Let's Happy! Belly Button Biodiversity!; iDeuce!; and Twins twins! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

• (Wednesday, Feb. 27, 2013) Still Floating Along

Writing's important right?; the ground that may or may not be beneath your feet; and this hot cocoa better be good. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Tuesday, Feb. 26, 2013) Russian Smokes and Beppe Grillo Jokes

Blaming the parents for the punishment; big Oscar news; and Russian smokes and Italian clowns. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Monday, Feb. 25, 2013) Pepperoni, Sausage, and Sig Sauer

Let's Happy! A good dog!; pizza and guns!; Branson giving it away! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

• (Saturday, Feb. 23, 2013) Zero Dark Hurty

Zero Dark Hurty; adult baby food; and 21st century strollers. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Wednesday, Feb. 20, 2013) Whining About Whipped Cream

Course closed, no access; pleasing everyone; and offending no one. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Monday, Feb. 18, 2013) AbbottaBad Ass!

Let's Happy! A Job opportunity for Humboldtians!; dignifying your name!; and good news for Disney fans. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news!

• (Sunday, Feb. 17, 2013) Guns and Roses

When the mighty fall; water's expiration date; and guns and roses. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Wednesday, Feb. 13, 2013) Droning Dorner

Drones & Dorner; Spinal Tap not so popular in Washington state; and “acting like ladies”. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Let's Happy! Good people doing good things!; good news for multi-millionaires; and happynews.com likes it some Thin Mints. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

• (Sunday, Feb. 10, 2013) The Wisdom (Teeth) of Evolution

On the benefits of music; we're still evolving; sometimes unfortunately. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Thursday, Feb. 7, 2013) Freedom Pants!

When locksmiths have your back; the death of Muzak; and a momentous day for French pants. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Chinese Skynet; drones and fashion design; and when a foot is “not intended to be a measurement of length”. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Monday, Feb. 4, 2013) Brand Names to Avoid

Let's Happy! A cheaper view of the Grand Canyon!; don't use this detergent!; or eat this candy bar! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

• (Monday, Feb. 4, 2013) The Superb Owl and Divine Intervention

Talkin' about the Superb Owl and divinity; the hand that is red; and a poorly named soda. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Thursday, Jan. 31, 2013) The Number of the Night is 755

755 is the Number of the Night; Doga, the new rage; and stuffing your pets 21st century style. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Tuesday, Jan. 29, 2013) The Number of the Night is 22,000

22,000 and the revolving door; branding; and stealing chicken. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Let's Happy! Cute baby animals and surgical skills!; good news for high expectations!; and happynews.com delivers the goods! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Sunday, Jan. 27, 2013) Panetta and the Night Witches

Panetta and the Night Witches; how sleep is costing us; and sleeping like only a teenager can. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Thursday, Jan. 24, 2013) Droning On and On and On

Droning on and on; when defaulting gets funny; and letting your “patriotism explode”. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Tuesday, Jan. 22, 2013) Corn That'll Set Your Taste Buds On Fire!

Scorched Earth; napalm corn; and the Day of Conception. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Let's Happy! Water on Mars!; passing budgets!; and optimistic veggies! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

• (Sunday, Jan. 20, 2013) Voyager vs. iPod

This one's for Don; bank robbers and gift horses; and the Voyager vs. the iPod. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Wednesday, Jan. 16, 2013) Liestrong

Liestrong; like libraries but not all the books?; and news about those Brazilian dos. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Tuesday, Jan. 15, 2013) The Leftovers

The pot problem?; good news for congress folk; and on leftovers. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Monday, Jan. 14, 2013) Good News for Alderaan (and our Tax Dollars)

Let's Happy! Good Samaritan time!; good news for Alderaan; and more bon Samaritan time! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

• (Sunday, Jan. 13, 2013) Sick of the Flu

Sick of the flu yet?; why being rich and exercising may not be good for you; and Cheetos crack the crime. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Tuesday, Jan. 8, 2013) Cold and Calculating Feet

Cold calculating feet; not getting what you pay for; and a brilliantly designed alarm clock. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Monday, Jan. 7, 2013) Mustache Transplant Surgeons Listen Up!

Let's Happy! Facebook does have a societal benefit!; good news for mustache transplant surgeons!; and checking in with happynews.com! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news!

• (Sunday, Jan. 6, 2013) Eau de Play-Doh

Why trying to run people over is a bad idea; eau de play doh; and good news for orthodontists. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Tuesday, Jan. 1, 2013) Gratias Vobis Ago (That's Not English)

With a special thanks to you podcast listeners at the end, don't be surprised it takes Andy three minutes to say “Thank You”.

• (Monday, Dec. 31, 2012) Do the Right Thing (Some Day)

Let's Happy! Doing the right thing even if it's years too late!; go Sam Acho!; and happy news about the iPhone 5! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

The low-down-no-good FISA blues, and cute but dangerous kid's toys. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Saturday, Dec. 29, 2012) Moments with Eric: The Candy Drug War

The Drug War cracks down on candy; they have zoos in Russia; the Grinch making cops' lives easier. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Tuesday, Dec. 25, 2012) Cognitive Dissonance + 4,499,997,988 Years

Cognitive dissonance and 4 billion years; the price of a partridge in a pear tree; and just because they look good, doesn't mean they taste good. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Monday, Dec. 24, 2012) For the Squeezers

Let's Happy! Good news for squeezers!; those with money to burn and bad taste!; and strip club owners! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

Christmas lights; baby names; and Twinkies. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Saturday, Dec. 22, 2012) Goodbye

That's right! All Apocalypse all night! Apocalypse; Apocalypse; and more Apocalypse. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of apocalyptic news.

• (Thursday, Dec. 20, 2012) Thank the Loki

Thank Loki for the mistletoe kiss; on term limits; and on old-school oversharing. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Wednesday, Dec. 19, 2012) A Proposal Gone A Rye*

Some apocalypse advice; lock up your syrup!; and a proposal gone a rye*. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news. *The misuse of the word “rye” instead of “awry” is intended for comedic effect.

The Apocalypse and Good Energy; remember the electoral college?; and a man of the cloth mimics Mike Tyson. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Monday, Dec. 17, 2012) Caviar, Escargot and Doritos

Let's Happy! Giving back!; good news for caviar fans!; and checking in with happynews.com! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

• (Sunday, Dec. 16, 2012) It's Time to Let Go

Letting go of childhood, or rationality; Tio de Nadal; and what being married and poison have in common. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Saturday, Dec. 15, 2012) Too Big to Jail

The Drug War and “too big to jail”; the new iBreathalyzer; and the best password ever. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The apocalypse and the power of thought; evidence of unicorns!; and bad news for reality shows. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Wednesday, Dec. 12, 2012) Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?

The gender implications of “thumpin” your tunes, and who wants to be a millionaire. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Tuesday, Dec. 11, 2012) One Theraflu, One NyQuil, and One Beer

Scaring people away from airports; chase that NyQuil with a beer; and pulling for a miracle in South Carolina. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Let's Happy! You go NYC!; good news for bipartisanship in the afterlife!; and on identical twins! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

• (Sunday, Dec. 9, 2012) When the Hunters Become the Hunted

In praise of local musicians; the separation of church and typos; and when the hunter becomes the hunted. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Saturday, Dec. 8, 2012) Yo Adrian! We're a Going to Broadway!

Yalp! and Yelp! Watching what we say; Rocky the musical; and a holiday gift for him. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Wednesday, Dec. 5, 2012) And the Walls Come Crumbling Down

The crumbling of the fourth estate; 1 in 4 Americans have no idea what they're talking about; and on the baker's dozen. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Tuesday, Dec. 4, 2012) Calling Your Own Bluff

Rules for the rule makers; good things happening to good people; and on humor from beyond the grave. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Saturday, Dec. 1, 2012) There is an Upside to Being Attractive! Fact.

How to punish your irritating Facebook friends; fighting fire with tasers; and on one of the few perks of being attractive. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Thursday, Nov. 29, 2012) The New 40,000

A Quarter Mil, the new 40,000; the sexiest man alive; and on really cool baby names. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Wednesday, Nov. 28, 2012) WWJBD?

Sloth and fillibusterin', and spies and social media. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Tuesday, Nov. 27, 2012) Panties. For Dogs.

The Christmas music has begun; a great excuse for late Xmas gifts; and on panties for dogs. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Let's Happy! Good news for caffeine junkies!; good news for some guy named Psy!; and good news for those who wander frozen potato fields! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

• (Sunday, Nov. 25, 2012) Getting Down + Booze > Kiddos

The 2012 Black Friday recap; when good news begs more questions; and bad news for kids and meditation. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Saturday, Nov. 24, 2012) When Crimes Pays. In Cash.

In Austria crime does pay; college and money; and crying oneself to sleep on a solid gold pillow. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Thursday, Nov. 22, 2012) The Synod Puts Its Manly and Outdated Foot Down

The synod puts its foot down; an upside to the rains; and on a horrible way to spend 80 days. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Wednesday, Nov. 21, 2012) Paranoia and Punching Bags

The punching bag that is the 4th Amendment; stupid tattoos; and on punishing generosity. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Tuesday, Nov. 20, 2012) Lobster Kettle. Discuss.

Judges listen to the radio too; doin' the lobster kettle; and on another way cell phones can cause trouble. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Monday, Nov. 19, 2012) Goulet!

Let's Happy! There's a Robert Goulet Memorial Mustached American of the Year Award!; good news for PETA and consistency; and good news for mixed messages! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

The poor man's Doogie Howser, the French prepare for a devestating tax hike, and Gus Hooker's mustache.

• (Sunday, Nov. 18, 2012) More Unacceptable Gym Behavior

More unacceptable gym behavior; the benefits of an unraw food diet; and scorpions and supply and demand. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Thursday, Nov. 15, 2012) When Surveillance Cameras Grow Legs

When surveillance cameras grow legs; Anders Breivik whines for a little sympathy; and when history repeats itself. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Wednesday, Nov. 14, 2012) Movin' Right Through You

A place for a canine rendezvous; how our childhoods effect our politics; and soda that gets you movin'. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Tuesday, Nov. 13, 2012) Fools Suffering Themselves Gladly

Coops vs. coupes; fools do feel shame; and the king of the gummy worms. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Monday, Nov. 12, 2012) Scare Those Calories Away!

Let's Happy! Good news about horror films!; fancy credit cards!; and visiting the Taj Mahal! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

Getting ready for 1000 years of darkness; making your pets pay; and partying with your pets. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Tuesday, Nov. 6, 2012) Don't Vote! (just for the sticker)

To vote, or not to vote? is that the question?; making hair of the dog sound delicious; and a kinder form of burglary. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Monday, Nov. 5, 2012) Good News for all You Geniuses Out There!

Let's Happy! If you drink you're smart!; forgetting you won $23 million!; and Happynews.com does it again! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

• (Sunday, Nov. 4, 2012) NO HUGGING!

Forget the morality, it's the money; hurricanes and PR; and NO HUGGING! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Wednesday, Oct. 31, 2012) Samhain and Bulls**t

What the heck is Samhain?; faux outrage from bulls****ers; and on an age when bipartisanship is news. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Tuesday, Oct. 30, 2012) Workin' It

Tips on getting out of work; tips on lying about how much you work; and on panda yoga. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Monday, Oct. 29, 2012) Bowing to Our Inner Fright

Let's Happy! Protecting our children from stretching; good news for parents of ugly children!; and on humble NFL players! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news!

• (Sunday, Oct. 28, 2012) Two's Company, Three's a Crowd

Three's a crowd; the celebrity wedding photo market is down; and you can't start a fire without a spark. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Thursday, Oct. 25, 2012) Trivializing Politics! How Could They?

Pizza Hut trivializes politics!; another reason not to do drugs; and on amazing eyelashes. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Wednesday, Oct. 24, 2012) Lessons from the Private Sector

Debates and the private sector; and the prize goes to…nobody, again; and forget moon bases, a better destination. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Tuesday, Oct. 23, 2012) Zyng!

Zyng! Stocks and silly bets; smartphones and the ER; and engagement perks. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Monday, Oct. 22, 2012) Breaking Records

Let's Happy! U.S. family debt down!; upstaging the NFL!; and fatherhood and fine wines! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

• (Sunday, Oct. 21, 2012) Damn You Mongolia!

Mongolia must be feeling pretty good; bad news for the insanity defence; and on eating squirrels. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Thursday, Oct. 18, 2012) Let 'Em Go at Each Other

Ideas for the next debate; Halloween for the dogs; and some travel recommendations. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Wednesday, Oct. 17, 2012) Free Candy and Grandparenting Advice

Free Candy at the debate tonight; setting simple goals; and some grandparenting advice. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

What is the Commission on Presidential Debates?; advice to musicians; and on the latest Idol facial craze. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Monday, Oct. 15, 2012) Let's Happy on Urban Park Renaissance!

Greece, masters of distraction!; chocolate's good for your memory!; and on the urban park renaissance! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

• (Sunday, Oct. 14, 2012) Treadmills, Time and Turkmenistan

The history of the treadmill; Turkmenistan and time; and on deer crossings. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Saturday, Oct. 13, 2012) Winning

To win or not to win, is that the question?; holding old grudges; and don't always trust your GPS. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Thursday, Oct. 11, 2012) The Problem with Bananas

Congress does something; the upsides of losing your hair; and improving bananas. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Wednesday, Oct. 10, 2012) The Secret to a Longer Life

Tips for for men wanting to live longer; there are still good people out there; and why you shouldn't eat cockroaches. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Tuesday, Oct. 9, 2012) We're in Bad Shape

Why Obama and Romney should be utterly embarrassed; on trust in mass media; and goats save the day in Vermont. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news

• (Monday, Oct. 8, 2012) Aerodynamic Umbrellas! Finally!

Let's Happy! Apple makes a bunch of money!; obese animals have a place to go!; and on well-designed umbrellas! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Sunday, Oct. 7, 2012) On Spies, Bacon, and Stick Shifts

A French spy fights the “dark forces”; is it time to start hoarding bacon?; and it's still useful to know how to drive stick. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Thursday, Oct. 4, 2012) The Politics of an Extraterrestrial Invasion

On millions and billions; Iggy Pop's fascination with dwarves; and extraterrestrial invasions and politics. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

What driving and basketball have in common; a funeral home that packs in the fun; and on warnings ignored. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Iranian news gets duped; Apple fails to sell eleventy-billion iPhones; and on squatting exes. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Monday, Oct. 1, 2012) Let's Happy! and Let's Get It On (Denmark)!

Let's Happy! Denmark makes Thursday's happy!; tips on surviving snake bites!; and good news for folks stuck in traffic! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

• (Sunday, Sept. 30, 2012) New Zealand Gov't Pulls a Rookie Move

New Zealand government makes a classic blunder; interesting/illegal ways to raise money for charity; and on the latest in bagel fashion. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Thursday, Sept. 27, 2012) The Fanciful Origins of Cinnamon

Coffee, the Devil's Brew; text messages get to the truth; and where cinnamon comes from. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Wednesday, Sept. 26, 2012) One Animal's Waste is Another Man's Coffee…

Big Brother watches himself; expensive things you may find in animal scat Part 1; and Part 2. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Tuesday, Sept. 25, 2012) Making Big Brother's Life Easier

Making Big Brother's life easy; and easier; and today's BIGGEST news story. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Thursday, Sept. 20, 2012) The Booze Edition

Why some hamsters love the booze; the benefits of beer and running; and on WWII and vodka. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of booze news.

• (Wednesday, Sept. 19, 2012) Proposal Advice for Self-Obsessed A**holes

Painting advice, and proposal advice. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of advice.

• (Tuesday, Sept. 18, 2012) Don't Mess with Texas

He's back!; the U.N. doesn't mess with Texas; and want to save money doing laundry? The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Monday, Sept. 17, 2012) Baby Wombats = Happy & Cute!

Let's Happy! A hi-tech purse!; no shame in buying the iPhone 5!; and on a baby wombat! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Sunday, Sept. 16, 2012) The Story of Cabbage

Hearing what we want to hear; the story of cabbage; and more on vegetables! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Thursday, Sept. 13, 2012) Status Update: It's Complicated

GPU Update: It's complicated; sometimes crime pays; sometimes stupidity pays. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Wednesday, Sept. 12, 2012) Napoli's Italian Stallions Heed Mick's Advice

China gets an unexpected break; on Oklahoma kindergarten dress codes; and Napoli takes Mick's advice. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Tuesday, Sept. 11, 2012) On Things That Do Not Belong in Your Underwear

Let's talk taxes!; survival SUV style; and on things you shouldn't put in your underwear. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Monday, Sept. 10, 2012) Let's Happy! Cute Adorable Kittens!

Superheroes fighting poverty!; recycling 727s!; and on chickens and adorable kittens! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

• (Sunday, Sept. 9, 2012) Gambling…er, Speculation!

Speculation on speculating; unnecessary titles; and on high tech tombstones. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Social media tries to make us less lonely; Andy Rooney and technology; and 60% of Americans get realistic. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Thursday, Sept. 6, 2012) 1,000 Years of Darkness

1,000 Years of Darkness: Chuck Norris vs. Otto van Bismarck; sailor mouths and the workplace; and mouse hunting Canadian style. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Wednesday, Sept. 5, 2012) Ebo-Tourism?

Organic food, kind of good for you; ebola and tourism; and banks vs. ovens. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Tuesday, Sept. 4, 2012) Moments with Eric: On Self-Discovery

In some way, we're all trying to find ourselves, sometimes literally, and on whale vomit. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Monday, Sept. 3, 2012) Happynews.com Sells Out

Good news for chocolate lovers!; kindness lives on in Kentucky!; and on flying animals! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Sunday, Sept. 2, 2012) Jailbreak and Back Again: An Idiot's Tale

Some business advice for newbies; Jailbreak and Back Again: An Idiot's Tale; and on the Olympic spirit. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Thursday, Aug. 30, 2012) Beijing and Brain Hygiene

Beijing and brain hygiene; good news for Pauly D; and sex dolls for car safety! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Wednesday, Aug. 29, 2012) Yo No Quiero TaCo

One reason (of many) why carjacking isn't a good idea, and Yo no quiero TaCo, o LiLo, o KimYe. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Tuesday, Aug. 28, 2012) A New Kind of Beer Run

Smash the mirror; judges weep for the future; and running with beer. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Monday, Aug. 27, 2012) Let's Happy! Beanie Baby Style!

Let's Happy! Beanie Babies and Philanthropy!; a nice fix for potholes!; and good news for wannabe superheroes! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Sunday, Aug. 26, 2012) Getting Poor Quick in Only 14 Days!

Lance Armstrong and the broader implications; “Get Rich Quick” companies lose a lot of money; and Twilight gets a valedictorian in trouble. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Thursday, Aug. 23, 2012) Hazed and Confused

HSU, hazing, and cynicism; don't worry, be happy; and a nail polish takes a clue from Arrested Development. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Wednesday, Aug. 22, 2012) Blushing to Speak His Name on the Sea of Galilee

On skinny dipping; tips on increasing your memory; and the Super Bowl of the strip world. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Tuesday, Aug. 21, 2012) Moments with Eric: Morons and Dumb Criminals

Why guns have safeties; new uses for bug spray; Meth + Crisco = Party. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Monday, Aug. 20, 2012) Getting Your Ducks in Row

Let's Happy! Facebook now allows you to delete photos!; a beer and a shot in the Alps!; and getting 5,000 ducks in a row! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

• (Sunday, Aug. 19, 2012) The Ketchup Patent Infringement War

Got a log in your eye? Don't worry about it; kids snoring linked to being little brats; and the ketchup patent infringement wars begin. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Saturday, Aug. 18, 2012) Moments with Eric: Swiss Football

The Swiss play football? Oh, that kind of football; octopi, cockroaches, and presidential elections; and Beverly Hills cracks down on the cell phones. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news

• (Thursday, Aug. 16, 2012) Clean Hands and a Busted Heart

Another Palme d'orehead award given out; clean hands and a bad heart; and Miley Cyrus finds out her fans are nuts. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Wednesday, Aug. 15, 2012) The Palme d'orehead

Who's to blame for oil prices?; a school in LA wins the palm on forehead award; and the ultra-Orthodox like the blurry ladies. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Tuesday, Aug. 14, 2012) Might As Well Let the Kids Vote

On children's suffrage; one way to leave your lover; and on the price of ponytails. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Monday, Aug. 13, 2012) Smiling = Good

Let's Happy! Coolest parents ever!; NBC likes the babes!; and smiling is good for you! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Sunday, Aug. 12, 2012) When Is It Reasonable To Expect Privacy

Social media, the Olympics and expectations of privacy; campaign ads backfiring?; and Twitter can affect gas prices. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Legos, peanuts, and nasal cavities; Rip Torn may ask himself, “Well, how did I get here”; and on black bear misdemeanors. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Thursday, Aug. 9, 2012) Letting History Happily Be the Judge

The value of 1 oz. of family falls to $1500; Tennessee protects the Constitution from itself; and a lawsuit that defies imagination. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Wednesday, Aug. 8, 2012) Super PACs and Special Rice

The Olympics! Baseball vs. Trampolining; Super PACS and the 57%; and a new, sad use for hoodies. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Tuesday, Aug. 7, 2012) Moments with Eric: The I Love China Edition

Eric defends China!; bargains for miles!; and when an A+ just isn't good enough. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Monday, Aug. 6, 2012) Sprucing Up Funeral Homes

Let's Happy! Money from the past!; sprucing up funeral homes!; and good news for insomniacs! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Sunday, Aug. 5, 2012) Facts & Reality vs. Politics

When facts and reality get in the way of politics; British PM forced to answer a silly question; and real estate tips. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Saturday, Aug. 4, 2012) The Florida Files

Eric reopens the Florida Files*: If you lived in Florida what would you trade for a 1999 Dodge Dakota?; in Florida tricycles = toilets; and Florida cops can't grow beads. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news. *Eric is not in fact disgusted with the state of Florida no matter how much it sounds to the contrary

On eating the hand that feeds you; how many people does it take to rescue a sex doll?; and Operation Teddy Bear Drop. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Thursday, Aug. 2, 2012) The Little Tank That Could (Not be Stopped)

The little tank that could; countries that have the shortest work weeks; and why you should be scared of television. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Tuesday, July 31, 2012) Moments with Eric: Grammer Police

Scottsdale screams about ice cream; ain't not going back to jail no more; your not going to believe Erics a grammar snob, and job creators, their snobs too. The Night Show, hopefully not you're only source of news.

• (Monday, July 30, 2012) Let's Happy! The Marriage Edition!

Marriage advice from kids!; winning a free wedding!; and giving instead of receiving on a birthday! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

• (Sunday, July 29, 2012) Bunch of Brits No Longer Want to Vote Mitt

Mitt alienates the all-important British vote; some snazzy Olympic outfits; and got a case of the Mondays? no you don't scientists say. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Eric loves the bacon; the boy with the dragon tattoo; and on German small business start ups. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Thursday, July 26, 2012) Common Sense Home Maintenance Tips

An Olympic-sized headache; on fleeing from fire; and playing with fire. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Wednesday, July 25, 2012) Idolizing Statues

Pigskin is king in Happy Valley; the poor airlines scrape by with billions; and JLo goes for a raise. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Great whites, surfers, and Siegfried & Roy; O Canada; and if flies had boots, they'd better knock them quietly. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Monday, July 23, 2012) Sober Cows Come From California

Let's Happy! Happy cows come from California, and drunk cows come from France!; a SoCal man dreams big!; and on “green opium”!* (9:10p). The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news. *Andy is still unsure why golf in China is referred to as “green opium”.

• (Sunday, July 22, 2012) How Much of “You” Is Really You?

Beards and Bikinis; the world we can't see; and what Apple can't see. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Saturday, July 21, 2012) Batman and Rushing to Judgment

Rushing to judgment; LeBron brought to you by Doritos?; and another phone application takes the fun out of lying. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Thursday, July 19, 2012) Excellent Horse-Like Lady

On excellent horse-like ladies; looking under Iraq's couch cushions; and Norwegians have us scratching our heads. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Wednesday, July 18, 2012) Free Pizza!

Your morning routine may take longer than you think, and airplanes, pizza, and needles. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Tuesday, July 17, 2012) Now More Popular Than Fidel Castro!

Think Congress sucks? Get ready for proof; bad news for dentists; and on taking money from a child. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Monday, July 16, 2012) Happy News for Happy Times!

On the coolest boss in the world!; lying still easy to detect!; and a solution for toe-besity! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news!

Hawaii $5-0 [billion]; cannibals, cults and sorcerers oh my!; and the stink that broke the camel's nose. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Saturday, July 14, 2012) Feel-Around, So Far Ahead of Its Time

Political Ads and Truth, mutually exclusive?; your favorite films in Feel-Around; and good news if you're rich and hate standing up to shower. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Thursday, July 12, 2012) What Color Are Good Ideas?

What color are good ideas?; disc golfing gets weird in Maine; and on bad reelection strategies. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Wednesday, July 11, 2012) Time to Put the Phone Down

Free market solutions to shore up municipal budgetary woes, and clues to when it's time to put the phone down. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Tuesday, July 10, 2012) It Takes One to Tango

In Afghanistan, it take one to tango; a lifeguard gets fired for guarding lives; and the sights, sounds, and smell of a rock concert. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Monday, July 9, 2012) Happy Time! Fast Food and Baseball!

Happy Edition! A small Alaskan town gets free happy food!; good news for Travis Decker!; and bacon ice cream lovers rejoice! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

More clues it might be 2012 in Saudi Arabia; less of us drive to work than you think; and something that's worse than a talkative neighbor on a plane. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Saturday, July 7, 2012) iSmell

In a rare and profound insight, Andy discovers our beaches look way more beautiful without trash everywhere; Iditarod and THC; and iSmell. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

You may be working overtime without knowing it; renaming Big Ben; and a wedding ring that says “I don't trust you”. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Polonius, Laertes, and your FICO score; farewell to 8 bit camouflage; and on straying too far from the lesson plan. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Monday, July 2, 2012) Let's Happy More Again!

A new happy toilet!; a happy town in Kentucky!; and 50 happy sandwiches for 50 happy states!. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

• (Sunday, July 1, 2012) How to Lose Friends and Irritate People

How to lose friends and irritate people (7:10p); in Sweden they sit down (8:10p); and they work “a lot” (9:10p). The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Saturday, June 30, 2012) SCOTUS and South Africa

SCOTUS, health care, and South Africa; more on “reality” television; and restaurants to avoid. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Thursday, June 28, 2012) Who's Afraid of the Kid Who Can't Tie His Shoes?

One big reason not to fear the U.N.; bad news for you fit healthy people; phone apps that show what a dumb world we live in. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Wednesday, June 27, 2012) Spousal Privilige

What's more important than a child's safety? Marriage silly!; a few things worse than serving time; and fast food and the Olympics. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Tuesday, June 26, 2012) The First Lady Friend

The First Lady Friend of France; on zeppelins and other German things filled with too much gas; and the Kindness of America. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Monday, June 25, 2012) Let's Happy More!

Let's Happy! A guy gets an air conditioner!; Cory Booker saves another life; and Hot Wheels get real! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

• (Sunday, June 24, 2012) Gaffes are Good for Laughs, but What Else?

Do gaffes matter; once a schedule 1 always a schedule 1; and good news about oil! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Saturday, June 23, 2012) Contempt of/for Congress

Contempt for Congress; Congress does something; and why only strippers should impersonate law enforcement officials. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Thursday, June 21, 2012) Me Worry, Why?

Why are we worrying about the E.U.?; why the Chinese are worried about pollution; and why early risers shouldn't worry. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of worry.

• (Wednesday, June 20, 2012) Solomon, Slinkies, and Santa Claus

Dan Roberts, Norm Solomon, and Santa Claus; rethinking incest; and 1 in 5 Americans mistakes community pools for toilets. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Tuesday, June 19, 2012) World Police: Shades of Grey

World Police! Shades of Grey; the benefits of spray tanning; and the most expensive summer camp ever. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Monday, June 18, 2012) Let's Happy

Happy Edition with Pizza Vending Machines!; Papooses!; and Bride Shortages! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

• (Sunday, June 17, 2012) A Nation of Shareholders

On a nation of shareholders; the Master Card Commonwealth of Common People?; and on creative alternatives to the sick day. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Saturday, June 16, 2012) Uncommon Sense

Good news about the price of raising a kid!; Saudi Arabia and nail polish; and a little common sense goes a long way, although it may be illegal. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Thursday, June 14, 2012) Technology vs. Tradition Bro!

Don't like it? Vote it away; on Polish and Ukranian friendly footballers; and an app that makes hooking up way easier bro! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Wednesday, June 13, 2012) When Corruption Doesn't Pay

If it's not worth it, is it still corruption?; another reason not to over share; and Venetians tell the Church to pipe down. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Tuesday, June 12, 2012) Someone's Getting Rich and it Ain't You

Health Costs > Income Growth!; someone's getting rich and ain't you; and a dog cheers Andy up. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Monday, June 11, 2012) Narcissists Love Facebook? You Don't Say!

The addiction of narcissism; glasses for narcissists; and Andy wonders about a certain 20% of people. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Sunday, June 10, 2012) Time is Money, and It'll Cost You

China cleverly rebrands “censorship” as “order”; the political implications of landlines; and Andy's found a clock he doesn't want, and can't afford. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Saturday, June 9, 2012) New York City Loses its Mind

Do rights always have to come with responsibilities?; New York City reminds us they're insane; and Andy talks Facebook and divorce. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Thursday, June 7, 2012) Smelling Books

On willful and accepted suspensions of the belief in reality (7:10p); let's take it easy on the bottled water already (8:10p); and Andy smells books (9:10p). The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Tuesday, June 5, 2012) The Diamond Jubilee

You know Andy's all about the Diamond Jubilee; on Barry Manilow, Billy Ray Cyrus and Sesame Street; and are men 10-20% grosser than women? The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Monday, June 4, 2012) The Right Track

70% of Americans on the right track feel America's on the right track; a new type of pot that'll still be illegal for some reason; and galactic collisions keep Andy up at night. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Sunday, June 3, 2012) 300

To celebrate the 300th Moments with Andy podcast, Andy will journey back in time; pat himself on the back; and gaze longingly at his own reflection. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of self-congratulatory windbaggery.

• (Saturday, June 2, 2012) Libertarians Against Climate Change

On property rights and climate change; if Andy could skate, here's a hockey team he wouldn't play on; and sometimes it's okay to make exceptions. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news

• (Thursday, May 31, 2012) Don't Be Evil

Google, don't be evil; you mean cavity searches aren't totally routine and happenstance?; and Andy gets worried when detergent looks delicious. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Wednesday, May 30, 2012) Going Negative

Andy goes negative; takes a chin plant; and talks school suspensions. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Monday, May 28, 2012) False Advertising

How is Germany making us look bad!?; sometimes the best lessons are the hardest to learn; and Andy addresses false advertising. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On the most important critical times we always now live in; an 18-year old mind and $200 make the rest of us look bad; and Andy's advice on cleaning your pets. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Saturday, May 26, 2012) Letting Congress off the Hook?

This Just In! Congress shocked to learn it is expected to do things; Lysol can't clean dirty dancing; and Andy gives more advice to criminals. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Thursday, May 24, 2012) Humboldt IINOs

On Humboldt IINOs (Independents in Name Only); the Brazilians throw down; and Andy learns cinema etiquette. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Wednesday, May 23, 2012) We're Clueless, but We're Okay with That

On willful ignorance vs. willful inefficiency; Andy talks celebrity gossip; and fake ID fiascos. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Tuesday, May 22, 2012) A Demographic Rorschach Test

On changing demographic trends; a bird smarter than Andy; and speed traps. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Monday, May 21, 2012) Macho Yogurt

Eclipses!; why you gents should eat your yogurt; and on creepy things in food that make Andy feel ill. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Sunday, May 20, 2012) Telling Billionaires how to Dress

On hoodies and IPOs you shouldn't care about; money and happiness; and one reason Andy thinks about losing weight. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Saturday, May 19, 2012) Dreams of the “Factualization” of Politics

On the politicization of facts; Andy wonders what happens to Facebook pages when you die; and marital problems in Wisconsin. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Thursday, May 17, 2012) Astronomy and Swedish Underwear

Astronomy time!; Mayan Calendar time!; and Andy talks Swedish underwear. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Harry Reid accidentally says something very interesting; and another reality show Andy thinks will suck. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Tuesday, May 15, 2012) Joey the Shark

On Joey the Shark and political calculations; Andy wishes Mark Zuckerburg a happy birthday; and unhappy fish. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Monday, May 14, 2012) Moments with Eric

An incarcerated felon almost beats President Obama in the West Virginia primary; robbery, fumigation, and XBoxes; and Eric talks bras.

• (Monday, May 14, 2012) Moments with Andy's Mom

For Mother's Day, Andy gives his Mother the best gift of all, the chance to talk to the world about how she tried to kill him once.

• (Wednesday, May 9, 2012) Doubling Down on the Crazy

On taking a conspiracy theory and doubling down on it; and following in Dad's footsteps. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Tuesday, May 8, 2012) When the Cure is Worse Than the Ailment

Vladimir Putin supports term limits?; when the cure is worse than the ailment; and Andy talks extinction. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

It's getting tougher for 14-year olds to find work; if you believe it, live like it; and Andy likes unstationary stationary bikes. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Sunday, May 6, 2012) On the Association Fallacy

Climate Change and the Association Fallacy; French taxes; and why Andy recommends not stealing a GPS device. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Saturday, May 5, 2012) In the Homestretch

Afghanistan, phew, only 12 more years to go; does cleverness have an expiration date; and on something that may cheer Andy up. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Thursday, May 3, 2012) When Driving Distracts from Texting

More on depressed animals; a 14-year old wise beyond her years; and if driving and texting isn't enough for you, Andy's got you covered. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Wednesday, May 2, 2012) Iceland, Rejection, and Romanian Helmet Laws

Bravo Iceland, bravo; Andy's found a way around rejection; and on Romania's helmet laws. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Tuesday, May 1, 2012) The Dog's Life

Go thee forth and spread thy stress to the creatures of the Earth; Andy has kind words for the TSA; and on the Taliban's best and brightest. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Monday, April 30, 2012) Happy Fun Light Hearted Edition! Yay!

Andy tries to talk Babs down; stealing memories; and “Help” says Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're his only hope. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Sunday, April 29, 2012) On a Dying Art

The dying art of filibustering; a lawsuit Andy hopes McDonald's will win; and a good eye pays off. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Saturday, April 28, 2012) Will Smith, Enrico Fermi, and Impending Doom?

Will Smith, Enrico Fermi, and Andy's pessimism; OD'ing on Coke; and travelling at the speed of love. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

MF Global, white collars, and shell games; understanding the Middle East; and Andy thinks Mexico City's on to something. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Wednesday, April 25, 2012) Go Granny Go!

Andy asks, “Are there upsides to car chases?”; and Go Granny Go! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Tuesday, April 24, 2012) An Austrian Village has a Great *ucking Name

Photos in the L.A. Times beg a larger question; economists weigh in on pot legalization; and a village name Andy can't pronounce. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Monday, April 23, 2012) Hero or Villain. Pick One.

On political heroes and villains; the anti-PETA bump; and Andy loves bumper stickers and irony. the Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Sunday, April 22, 2012) The Offense Edition

Why it's okay to be offensive; on words that offend Andy; and a Danish lottery mishap. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Saturday, April 21, 2012) The Unlikely Muses of Creativity

What someone else's dog says about you; on consumer spending and selling out; and Andy's new reason to drink vodka. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Thursday, April 19, 2012) The Political Implications of Ziggy Stardust

The political implications of Ziggy Stardust; sounds like “corruption”; and Andy looks into circumcisional litigation. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Wednesday, April 18, 2012) Hand Holding, the Gateway

Andy and Tennessee know a thing or two about “gateway sexual activities”; dieting advice; and on prom kilts. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Tuesday, April 17, 2012) Keepin' It Crazy, And In The Family

Kim Jong Un, keepin' it crazy; Andy laughs at a stranger; and the London Olympics are 34 years too late. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Monday, April 16, 2012) Let Andy Plan Your Next Vacation!

It's not just the U.S. that thinks privacy is a hassle; Andy finds new ways of funding vacations; and guess what you can't bring to the convention in August. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Sunday, April 15, 2012) Hating the Sin But Not the Sinner

Billboards, hating the sin but not the sinners; on what should really scare Allen West; and something Andy wishes he knew while in school. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Saturday, April 14, 2012) Moments with Eric, the Food Snob

Eric talks RVs and Gentlemen's Clubs; laughs at Scotland's food safety standards; and laughs at British cuisine. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Thursday, April 12, 2012) The General Election Pivot

General Election Time = More Time to treat voters like idiots; Andy is impressed by Kris Humphries; and on a strange break in. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Wednesday, April 11, 2012) U.S. Desperate for a Good Old Fashioned War

On the U.S., Afghanistan, and satire; drug gangs and the Pope; and Andy awards the first ever City Manager of the Year prize. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Tuesday, April 10, 2012) Journalism's Endangered Species

On journalism, Mike Wallace, and endangered species; sticking up for children of broken homes; and Andy talks “butt lifts”. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Monday, April 9, 2012) Strip Searches, iPads and Backstabbing

On the Supreme Court and strip searches; wanting an iPad too much; and Andy talks love and backstabbing. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On our Pacific Coast and murals; Andy wonders about golf; and common sense driving advice. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Night Show Tonight: Eric talks Canadian traffic regulations; you can pick your partner, but not your family; and on butt-dialing. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

More on Pink Slime and the Free Market; a PowerPoint presentation gone awry; and Andy now knows why weddings have security guards. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Wednesday, April 4, 2012) The Politics of Your Car

How well was your car marketed to you?; and Andy's found another dumb reality T.V. show. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Tuesday, April 3, 2012) Right on Cue, the Cries of Judicial Activism

Cries of judicial activism from a surprise corner!; a bumper sticker Andy hopes he doesn't understand; and on a treehouse of worship. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Monday, April 2, 2012) But He Makes the Nicest Sweaters…

On why arguing with your kids may be a good thing; guess who might be working at your local sweater factory; and Andy's shopping for coffins. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Sunday, April 1, 2012) Golf Clubs and Sausage Parties

On golf clubs and sausage parties; once an astronaut always an astronaut?; and on Andy's new favorite pair of pants. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Saturday, March 31, 2012) Russian Politics + Citzens United = Jobs!

“Maybe Citizens United can create jobs!” Andy thinks; helicopter parents; and on not so subtle smuggling. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Thursday, March 29, 2012) Who Do You Love America? Atheists? Of Course Not!

On a group of people Americans uniformly can't stand; Andy looks at the difference between Martians and Venutians; and a man sues Google. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Wednesday, March 28, 2012) The (Ignorant) Fashion Police

Andy fearfully updates his fashion; another reason to be thankful for living in Humboldt; and a brilliant idea for festival season. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Tuesday, March 27, 2012) On Political Gaffes

On accidentally telling the truth; when you should turn your microphone off; and Andy's not the only one who doesn't like Super PACs. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Monday, March 26, 2012) A Newer, Kinder, Friendlier Black Market

On militia groups; sometimes it doesn't hurt to ask; and Andy's amazed at what appears on the black market*. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news. *Not that he knows

• (Sunday, March 25, 2012) Arkansawyer

On the religion of politics and the politics of religion; Andy's a party pooper; and an Arkansawyer's poor understanding of “evidence”. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Saturday, March 24, 2012) Birthers Don't Like Mormons Either?

Andy attempts to understand what the ICC considers success; birthers don't like Mormons either?; and on what European Chess and a Connecticut School District have in common. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Thursday, March 22, 2012) Israel vs. Kate Moss

When job interviews become invasive; Israel vs. Kate Moss?; and Andy likes his vodka with rocks and protein. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Wednesday, March 21, 2012) War

On war; Facebook and narcissism, a new study; and Andy's full of bad promotional ideas. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Tuesday, March 20, 2012) Pink Slime. Yum.

Pink Slime is delicious and cheap!; toilet paper ain't cheap; and Andy may not be a great driver but he's no fool. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Monday, March 19, 2012) Why Are We Talking About Pornography Again?

Why are we talking about pornography again?; on a psychiatric disorder that Andy thinks might make life a bit easier; and a reason to get in the storage unit business. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Sunday, March 18, 2012) Leaving the Dinner Party

When the dinner party's over and you're asked to leave, should you?; Andy caves in and talks Jersey Shore; and on texting mishaps. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Saturday, March 17, 2012) Science, the Speed of Light, and Mittens Romney

Science, thing or process?; proof that privacy policies are a waste of time; and Andy knows Mitt's full name, do you?. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Thursday, March 15, 2012) Mind Blowing: Courtesy of Samuel L. Jackson

On the historic Yemeni election; is it wrong to vote for someone “like you”?; and another reason why Andy thinks skinny jeans are a bad idea. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Wednesday, March 14, 2012) Andy Keeps an Eye on China

On China's military spending; why your “friends” may be your “unfriends”; and why Andy may soon clean his room. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Tuesday, March 13, 2012) The Pulpit of Bullies

Minneapolis sets a pretty low bar for propaganda; on asteroids; and someone's getting rich and it ain't Andy. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Monday, March 12, 2012) Moments with Eric, the TUNA Edition

Eric pities a poor lottery winner who only owns two houses; on binge drinking, Ambien, and droppin' anchor; and TUNA. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On privacy and cell phones; bad news for the Vatican; and Andy's cooking advice. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Andy plays around with jobs numbers; on striking gold; and driving advice. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Thursday, March 8, 2012) On the “Elite” Media

Andy pretends to be part of the “elite” media; unbeknownst to everyone, the price of pot is way up; and that may be why folks are stealing tomatoes. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Wednesday, March 7, 2012) Ron Paul, Brad Pitt's Beard, and Premarital Sex

On why the GOP may want to stop making fun of Ron Paul; why Andy (and Brad Pitt) have a beard; and on South Carolina and premarital sex. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Tuesday, March 6, 2012) Bad News for the 5th, Good News for Kentucky

Bad news for the 5th amendment; good news for Kentucky; and Andy's not sure the “I have plenty of minority friends” defense is valid. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Monday, March 5, 2012) Teaching Security Forces to Fish

On Afghanistan and fishing; if your job requires hormone supplements, Andy thinks something might be wrong; and on bone marrow and karma. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Saturday, March 3, 2012) Why Don't We Let Kids Vote?

Andy wonders if he should be allowed to vote; on boxing and anger management; and a court ordered date night. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Wednesday, Feb. 29, 2012) Fantasies of the American Electorate

Why Blue Ivy leads Andy to believe there's something wrong with us; and on American electorate fantasies. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Tuesday, Feb. 28, 2012) Should Bribery Be Legalized?

Should bribery still be illegal? Andy weighs in; 43% of Americans have such a bad idea, it just might be good; and bar owners can breathe a sigh of relief. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The birther thing is still an issue; it seems only Californians like California; and Andy's knows how he wants to be put to rest. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Saturday, Feb. 25, 2012) Please Take Our Money

Andy's found a way to save us $1.5 billion; it's all fun and video games until someone gets hurt; and an economic analysis of the Death Star. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Wednesday, Feb. 22, 2012) First They Came to Sell Me Cookies…

Syria and the Tulip; Andy is afraid of the Girl Scouts; and on fraternities and bottle rockets. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Tuesday, Feb. 21, 2012) Andy Likes Ike

For President's Day Andy looks to Ike; one way to chase your dreams; and on family traditions. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Monday, Feb. 20, 2012) Bumper Stickers and Edward R. Murrow

On bumper stickers and Edward R. Murrow; teen pregnancy rates in the U.S.; and Andy knows why the TSA is smiling. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Sunday, Feb. 19, 2012) Google, the Cookie Monster

Google loves them some cookies; Iceland deals with inbreeding; and Andy wonders about pop stars and the definition of perfume. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Wednesday, Feb. 15, 2012) Investment Advice from the Bard

On Shakespeare and Google; and Andy talks karma. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

A Virginia school district blames the bullied; a Michigan school district thinks it's still 1965; and Andy talks Costco. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

More on Lunar Colonies and Andy's disturbing indifference; ask your doctor if psilocybin may be right for you; and on political donations. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Thursday, Feb. 9, 2012) When Your Team Loses, Don't Blame the Game

Can Andy compare the Prop. 8 decision to football? He'll try; e-Book makers lament the fact that e-Books aren't books; and you shouldn't play with your food, but should you laugh at it?. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Tuesday, Feb. 7, 2012) Space, the Final Frontier

Space, the final frontier, but can we afford it?; obesity rates are rising, but not ours; and Andy discovers why crazy and karaoke don't always work together. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Monday, Feb. 6, 2012) Looking for Planet Nibiru

Andy looks at the Mayan calendar and tries to find planet Nibiru; on “suspicious behavior”; and numbers that look good for someone, but not us. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Sunday, Feb. 5, 2012) Putin Goes Negative, and Low-Budget

On low-budget Russian attack ads; Saudi Arabian logic confounds Andy again; and on America's broadening tolerance for presidential candidates. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Saturday, Feb. 4, 2012) The Ladder of Success and the Myth of Infinity

On the Ladder of Success and the Myth of Infinity; Science vs. an old stereotype; and Andy thinks you should trademark your child's name. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Tuesday, Jan. 31, 2012) The DoD and Chump Change

A billion dollars here, a billion dollars there…on the DoD and chump change; guess what America's most hated company is; and Andy thinks Casper may have a less than friendly cousin. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Monday, Jan. 30, 2012) Moments with Anonymous

Moments with Anonymous, on the age of pseudonyms; Great Britain deals with a “no-brainer”; and on what Stephen Hawking can't figure out. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The Strait of Hormuz, Iran, Oman!; Andy's found a way to almost be a part of the 1%; and one reason it may not be cool to have a building named after you. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Thursday, Jan. 26, 2012) Google “Privacy Concerns”

Google already knows you want them to follow you; good news and bad news about the War on Drugs; and Andy warns you that headphones + train may = death. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Andy walks a half mile in someone else's shoes; a victory for that 4th amendment thingy; and Shreveport, La. declares war on pajamas. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Monday, Jan. 23, 2012) Exit Polls, Joe Pa, and Journalism

On Joe Paterno, exit polls, and journalism; who does Bain Capital want as president?; and Andy's found a real sh*thole of a restaurant. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Sunday, Jan. 22, 2012) Newt Gets the John King Bump

Newt can thank John King for South Carolina; maybe sharing isn't always caring; and Andy loves him some juice box. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Wednesday, Jan. 18, 2012) What Else Can We Learn? Seriously?

After eleventy-thousand debates, Andy's still not sure which candidate to support; how much would you sell your first-born son for?; and what would you do for a chicken nugget? The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Tuesday, Jan. 17, 2012) Dr. King's Last Dream

On Martin Luther King Jr.'s last dream; Andy talks snakes; and sheep. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Women and children first, but why?; Andy offers fundraising advice; and on Acts of God. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Sunday, Jan. 15, 2012) Vultures, Cannibalism, and the Free Market

On vultures and cannibals; an “avoid the ghetto” phone application; and Andy laughs at the King. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Wednesday, Jan. 11, 2012) The Underdogs that Shouldn't Be

Andy talks Independents, the underdogs that shouldn't be; and marijuana defense, smurf style. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Tuesday, Jan. 10, 2012) Tiring of the Circus

Andy's not tired of the elephants, but of the circus; on an actor who dislikes actors; and an actor who dislikes classes. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

After the Iowa Caucus, we ask what the hell is a caucus? and does it serve a purpose?; without tasting their food, Andy finds a New Hampshire restaurant he likes; and rumors of the “Oily Man”. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Wednesday, Jan. 4, 2012) Thinner Wives Make Happier Husbands

When video surveillance may be a good thing; a study (NOT ANDY) says thinner wives make happier husbands; and overweight husbands better bring home the bacon. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Tuesday, Jan. 3, 2012) The Kepler Space Telescope and John Lennon

On the Kepler space telescope and John Lennon; retirement in America; and Andy thinks baseballs bats should have warning stickers. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Monday, Jan. 2, 2012) Gladiator's Hammer

What GlaxoSmithKline does, does not “reflect who they are today”; one good reason to call off a wedding; and Andy talks Gladiator's Hammer. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Monday, Jan. 2, 2012) FACT: Chemtrails are Making You Fat

Andy believes secret government chemicals are making us overweight; 2011 was almost the year of the Yeti; and on thinking big in the new year. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Monday, Jan. 2, 2012) Is It Ever Too Late To Get Divorced?

Andy on the cost of marriages; is it ever too late to get divorced?; and on words that should disappear. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Thursday, Dec. 29, 2011) One Reason it Pays to be a NBA Star

Andy and a CEO on the same “page” regarding email etiquette; on a decent criminal; and a not so bright one. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Wednesday, Dec. 28, 2011) Punk Rock and Theocracy

Punk music vs. Theocracy; you'd better have two working legs to visit Starbucks; and Andy is impressed by the Royal Family. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Would you rather pay $285 million than admit a mistake?; on something that should have never ever happened; and Andy has marketing advice for local microbreweries. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Monday, Dec. 26, 2011) Getting “Unconfused”

MF Global and bankers help “unconfuse” things for us; and Andy's no longer bummed he didn't get a Lamborghini from Santa. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Sunday, Dec. 25, 2011) “Souls” and “Soles” A Christmas Story

Let us not confuse “soul” with “soles”; a holiday story that even warmed Andy's cold little heart; and who doesn't love ice cream? 40,000 pounds of it. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Saturday, Dec. 24, 2011) Common Sense Not So Common within the NFL

More on common sense and the NFL; guess who discriminates and why it may not bother you; and Andy declares a “War on Rust”. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Friday, Dec. 23, 2011) Common Sense Not So Common at The FAA

The FAA, way behind the common sense curve; apparently the Secret Service checks Facebook; and one option Andy's glad his car didn't come with. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Thursday, Dec. 22, 2011) GOP vs. GOP Voters?

On Ron Paul and why the GOP is upset with Iowa voters; Amazon needs your help undermining local business; and Andy wonders which is worse, Yoga or Harry Potter. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Wednesday, Dec. 21, 2011) Andy Supports the Troops More Than You

Andy supports the troops more than you; on truth in advertising; and why Hanukkah Harry and Santa may want to trim the beards back. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Tuesday, Dec. 20, 2011) The Great Successor

The “Great Successor” greatly creeps Andy out; some obvious retail advice; and 24% of people dread seeing their family for the holidays. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Monday, Dec. 19, 2011) With Rights Come Responsibility, Right?

With rights come responsibility, right?; got a smart kid? keep 'em away from the drugs they want; and Andy's not so sure God's worried about the number 666. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Sunday, Dec. 18, 2011) Mitt. So Damn Sneaky

Oh Mitt, you're so sneaky; a racist woman in Cincinnati discovers she's not funny; and Andy spends less than 81 minutes a day on personal grooming. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Saturday, Dec. 17, 2011) Libertarians vs. Libertarianism

Night Show Tonight: Libertarians vs. Libertarianism; unattractive guys think attractive women want them; and Andy remembers how big the solar system is. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Thursday, Dec. 15, 2011) Lowe's, Never Stop Catering To Idiots

Andy questions Lowe's business model; on Virginia's Skeleton Santa and the 1st Amendment; and at least Lexington, KY has a sense of humor. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Wednesday, Dec. 14, 2011) Cultural Relativism

Andy looks at two stories from the Middle East that test his cultural relativism. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Is Mitt Romney rich? You bet. Guess who else is; if you're still reading this, Andy talks attention spans; and on parental outsourcing. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Monday, Dec. 12, 2011) At Ease Architectural Critics, At Ease

Architectural firms are still designing rectangular buildings?; Andy finds a genetic explanation for why he does the Night Show; and how much do you think the Royal Wedding cost? The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Saturday, Dec. 10, 2011) Santa's Beard Goes Corporate

In an age of collecting friends, why don't we have any real ones?; Santa's new corporate beard; and Andy's advice for your DUI hearing. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Thursday, Dec. 8, 2011) Time to Get Uplifting (Briefly)

Something actually uplifting; something not so uplifting; and Andy likes cheese, but not this cheese. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Wednesday, Dec. 7, 2011) God Does Roll Dice

God's hedging his/her bets on the GOP nomination; not only does Santa wear long sleeves in Arizona, but he also loves guns; and Andy has more relationship advice for you. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Tuesday, Dec. 6, 2011) The Judicial Edition

Andy brings you the Judicial Edition! On Gingrich and Judges; on Jurors and Facebook; and totally unrelated, sad facts about Pop Music. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of judicial news.

• (Monday, Dec. 5, 2011) Herman Cain, Guantanamo and Cowboys

Herman Cain is out; on Guantanamo and pain killers; and a cowboy may have taken Andy too seriously. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Sunday, Dec. 4, 2011) New Boss Same As The Old Boss

New boss same as the old boss?; how your iPhone may save your life; and Andy brings you a programming note! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Saturday, Dec. 3, 2011) Einstein on Paterno

Sometimes people forget it's the 21st century; Albert Einstein on Joe Paterno; and Andy talks panda poo. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Thursday, Dec. 1, 2011) The Buck Stops There

What do Sparboe Farms, Congress, HP, and responsibility have in common?; on a thief who understands responsibility; and Andy finds a labrador, a very very smart labrador. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Wednesday, Nov. 30, 2011) A Bit of a Rollercoaster

Congress again makes Andy mad (7:10p); the loss of Bryan Osper makes him very sad (8:10p); and then he thanks you (9:10p). The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of emotionally unbalanced news.

• (Tuesday, Nov. 29, 2011) Spiking the Ball

On football and celebrations; the GOP has a new frontrunner this week; and Andy thinks Mexico City is on to something. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Monday, Nov. 28, 2011) The Nation Trends Towards Andy. Be Scared.

On the Ibrahim Prize for Achievement in African Leadership; marketing to 3-year-olds; and the nation trends to something Andy's been doing for a long time now. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Sunday, Nov. 27, 2011) I'd Card My Own Mother

On Black Friday; Andy discovers a new get-rich-quick scheme; and on the “I'd card my own Mother” philosophy. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news

• (Thursday, Nov. 24, 2011) Mr. Hubbs, Dr. Pepper and Eric's Bladder

Why you shouldn't put jewelry in food; on the pleasantries of federal prison; on Mr. Hubbs, Dr. Pepper, and Eric's bladder. The Night Show, hopefully your only source of news.

• (Tuesday, Nov. 22, 2011) Moments With Eric: On Unicorn Meat!!

Eric talks unicorn meat!; his favorite toy as a kid? The “Bag o' Glass”; and Darth Vader spotted in Ukraine. The Night Show with Eric, hopefully your only source of news.

Irony (noun) - Writing a letter to the editor trying to limit free speech; cellphones in N. Korea? That'll be the day; and Andy scares himself thanks to a European law. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Sunday, Nov. 20, 2011) American Exceptionalism

On American exceptionalism; Andy looks at Congress' approval ratings; and friends don't let friends murder their exes. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Family politics and how it relates to the supercommittee; on Black Friday; and when Andy wants marriage advice, yup he turns to Kim K. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Wednesday, Nov. 16, 2011) You Say Tomato, Congress Says Vegetable

Training troops, how long does it take?; on creepy advertising; and Andy thought tomatoes were fruits. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Tuesday, Nov. 15, 2011) The Shining City On The Hill

Waterboarding, here we go again; if Andy was a woman he'd stop drinking soda; and get ready for sweet sweet irony. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Monday, Nov. 14, 2011) More on Message Efficiency

On Occupy Eureka and picking one's battles; “Naked Marriages” may not mean what you think it means; and Andy finds a motorcycle he doesn't want. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Sunday, Nov. 13, 2011) Penn State. Oh Dear.

On Joe Pa and common sense, Andy weighs in; more on Penn State; and on texting and grammar. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Thursday, Nov. 10, 2011) Staying on Message

Herman Caine and Occupy Eureka, staying on message?; Andy succumbs to talking about the “Michael Jackson trial”; and one reason to work on penmanship. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Wednesday, Nov. 9, 2011) Smokin' Joe Frazier

On Joe Frazier, the Thrilla in Manila, and gladiators; what polygamists can do to stop creeping us out; and Andy on “Pillow Talk”. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Tuesday, Nov. 8, 2011) Common Sense in Politics? What!?

Common sense in politics brought to you by the “Nuclear Option”; Discovery Channel vs. History Channel, donkeys and elephants weigh in; and Andy has found lollipops that will give you chicken pox. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Monday, Nov. 7, 2011) The Demand for Illegal Immigration

On the demand for illegal immigration; finally, an iPad Andy wants; and on a wedding no no. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Sunday, Nov. 6, 2011) Dwarf Tossing

On the “Move Your Money” movement; job creation in Florida; and why Andy is now scared of Trick or Treaters. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Thursday, Nov. 3, 2011) PSA: Please Don't Bring Guns To Church

MF Global big wigs bet big and go down hard; Andy thanks Harold Camping; and on Wisconsin, guns, and church. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Wednesday, Nov. 2, 2011) Let Them Have Halloween

Why we should leave Halloween to the kiddos; on the supercommittee on debt reduction and why Andy hates being right; and when is it appropriate to sag? The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Tuesday, Nov. 1, 2011) Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life

The World population is now 7 billion, discuss; want to live longer? smile more; and Andy has scary news, Kim Kardashian is single again. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news. *Oh. Happy Halloween Kiddos!

• (Monday, Oct. 31, 2011) Love in the Time of iPhones

Are big banks taking advantage of you?; love in the time of iPhones; and Andy finds one reason swing sets are generally found at children's playgrounds. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Sunday, Oct. 30, 2011) This Old House of Saud

On Saudi royal succession; Andy looks up the definition of infallibility; and numbers concerning global wealth. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Wednesday, Oct. 26, 2011) Elvis Has Left the Building

Herman Cain's smoking ad goes viral; Andy apparently makes less money than dead people; and Elvis has left the building. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Tuesday, Oct. 25, 2011) America Impresses Andy

On GPS devices, the female voice, and sad news for fathers; Andy doesn't trust a new Gallup poll; and are credit default swaps a thing of the past? Sadly, no. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Monday, Oct. 24, 2011) Squirrels and Jesus. The Worst Example Ever.

Laziness brings Andy one step closer to mainstream America!; the Pope helps us realize something we should have already known; and Democrats and Republicans agree on something. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Sunday, Oct. 23, 2011) The Mad Dog and Libyans

The Mad Dog and Libyans; on Iraq and nation building at home; and Andy looks into the finances of a Utah man and the Tooth Fairy. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Saturday, Oct. 22, 2011) So Long and Thanks For All The Support

On regulations, lions, tigers, and bears; Facebook vs. Coitus in America; and while Andy is preparing to ascend to the heavens tonight, he would like to thank you for all the support. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Thursday, Oct. 20, 2011) Is it Time Andy Apologizes to Mark Zuckerberg?

On Romney, Obama, and Wall Street Moo-lah; does Facebook actually create jobs?; and Andy is made uncomfortable by a few Philadelphia Flyers fans. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Stevie Wonder has Andy thinking of Plato and The Good Life; the FLDS gets creepy; and on jailers and SAT scores. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Tuesday, Oct. 18, 2011) Apples and False Idols

On apples and false idols; the “Patriotism God Gap”; and Andy brings you the 6th installment of Unacceptable Gym Behavior. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Monday, Oct. 17, 2011) Economic Growth and the Body Mass Index

On economic growth and the body mass index; Harold Camping reminds Andy it's time to ask for a raise; and on traffic signs for drunk drivers. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Sunday, Oct. 16, 2011) GDP vs. GNH

On a royal Bhutan wedding and GDP vs. GNH; how much would you pay for a lollipop?; and Andy has learned something about sting operations. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Thursday, Oct. 13, 2011) Going for the Gold

On gold and fiat currency; forget an anniversary? Andy's got an excuse for you; and on drugs. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Wednesday, Oct. 12, 2011) Junk Mail, “Superheroes”, and Technology Crap

The upside to junk mail; Andy talks superheroes; and on the wonders of technology crap. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On the Values Voter Summit; Scalia and Federal Drug Policy; and Andy talks about the number 86. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

New numbers on the Death Penalty; sadly, life imitates art; and Andy looks into the future of civilization. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Sunday, Oct. 9, 2011) The American Century

On a truly “American Century”; Andy pretends to be your mother for a little bit; and on Chem Trails, Lee Harvey Oswald, the Pyramids and the Moon Landing! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Thursday, Oct. 6, 2011) Mistakes, Marriage, and Cosmetic Body Armor

Andy loses one of his favorite excuses; new numbers on marriage; and on a strange type of body armor. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Wednesday, Oct. 5, 2011) It's Not Just You That Andy Makes Uncomfortable

Who is it okay for the U.S. to kill?; things get weird with Anderson Cooper and skateboards; and Andy tries to remember something about sticks and stones. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Supreme Court politics and pot; why being embarrassed may find you a mate; and Andy thinks gangs are ______. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On mistakes and realism; Denmark throws the craziest fairs; and Andy has discovered a strange and uneffective way to seduce women. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Beware! Andy waxes poetic and motivational; on King Abdullah; and on mountain lions and Jerry Brown. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The RNC chair wants more G.O.P. candidates to ignore; the downside to OnStar tracking you; and Andy again tries to understand the irrational. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news

• (Wednesday, Sept. 28, 2011) Death of a Thousand Cuts

Welcome to the 21st century Saudi Arabia; on bad ideas and insanity; and Andy finds out even Gumby's down on his luck. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Tuesday, Sept. 27, 2011) Toddlers, Tiaras, and Light-Years. OH MY!

On toddlers, tiaras, and censorship; some good and bad news for sci-fi fans; and Andy has more parenting advice. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Monday, Sept. 26, 2011) Protecting Our Children From Information

On protecting children from information; Herman Cain and media's failings; and if you're trying to find a date, Andy's got some bad advice for you. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Sunday, Sept. 25, 2011) 17th Century Japanese Firearm History!!

Night Show Tonight: Andy talks 17th century Japanese firearm history; on felonmatch.com, lookout ladies!; and why you shouldn't eat dumpling quickly. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Thursday, Sept. 22, 2011) Crying Brought to You by the Number 72 Billion

Who thought the number 72 billion could make Andy weep?; do presidents have to look presidential?; and on a really, really bad health idea. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On binge-drinking and divorce; it's a bird, it's a plane, holy sh*t! it's a satellite; and Andy finds another reason not to outsource. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Tuesday, Sept. 20, 2011) Apparently “Pornifying” is a Word

On fashion at the Emmys or Rolling Stone Magazine's “pornifying” of female musicians; Andy talks visual pollution of the environment; and on a rich kid. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Monday, Sept. 19, 2011) Netflix Sticks to Their Guns

On Motorcycle clubs; Andy's impressed by Netflix sticking to their guns; and on corn sugar (a.k.a. corn syrup). The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Sunday, Sept. 18, 2011) The Grossly Usual Suspects

Andy tries to makes sense of an irrational world; on the usual suspects; and bad news for the Australian navy. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Thursday, Sept. 15, 2011) Talking Snakes in Missouri!

On talking snakes in Missouri; Andy discovers one thing Madge and Babs have in common; and if you want nice skin, grab a snail. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Wednesday, Sept. 14, 2011) DNR and Husbandly Duties

Can we learn something from Iceland? Should we?; Andy finds an interesting lawsuit regarding DNR orders; and one on “husbandly duties”. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

If you go to court, Andy encourages you to wear your nicest sports jersey; on great whites and blog comments; and a clever way to avoid medical bills. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Monday, Sept. 12, 2011) Racism in the Victorian Village

On rotten apples and Ferndale Football; adenine, guanine and E.T.; and Andy's not sure Brad Pitt's a hero. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On Romney, Perry and those other folks; Andy's found a way to speed up a jury trial; and on poor flight etiquette. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Thursday, Sept. 8, 2011) Andy Shouldn't Talk About This

On faith in the American voter; do people laugh at you because you still read newspapers?; and on skim milk. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Do we get punished for being responsible spenders?; Andy finds out that coffee has been lying to him; and he doesn't have kids, but if he did, he wants this one. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Tuesday, Sept. 6, 2011) Happy Labor Day

By way of Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn, Andy wishes you a happy and relaxing Labor Day. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of literary reflection.

• (Monday, Sept. 5, 2011) Are You Biting the Hand that Feeds You?

Andy tries to justify his isolationism; he focuses on the wrong details in a robbery story; and are you benefiting from a government social program? The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Sunday, Sept. 4, 2011) Opium and Abercrombie & Fitch

On opium and math skills; why you don't throw rocks at cars; and Andy tries to fleece money out of Abercrombie & Fitch. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Thursday, Sept. 1, 2011) Tax Loopholes and Patriotism

On tax loopholes and patriotism; Andy's found out why you don't mess with Italian friars; and when the mailbox really begins to stink…. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On money and politics; unemployment and facial hair; and Andy talks speedos and jobs. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Tuesday, Aug. 30, 2011) A Rare Apology

An apology related to “bath salts”; on a man named Larry that Andy's unfortunately not related to; and on Rest Stop hijinx!. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Monday, Aug. 29, 2011) On the Art of Writing Letters to the Editor

If you're writing a letter to the editor, try and tone down the crazy; Indonesia gets desperate in attempts to be intolerant; and Andy wonders if shooting guns from your bed is a good idea. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Sunday, Aug. 28, 2011) Andy Hates GQ

Oh GQ Magazine, how I hate thee; Andy has a request for God; and when the police ask you to come pick up your cocaine, pretend it's not yours. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Saturday, Aug. 27, 2011) Guess Who Has a Crush on Condi Rice?

Facebook attempt to gets a little less creepy; guess who has a crush on Condoleeza Rice?; and Andy brings you breaking news in the meat-flavored potato chip world. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Thursday, Aug. 25, 2011) Is the U.S. Becoming a Nation of Renters?

Are we becoming a nation of renters? And is that a bad thing?; on a fortune-telling scandal; and Andy is glad someone actually got fined for littering. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Andy tries not to tear up (again) while speaking of the beauty of nature and the cosmos; can we learn anything from the spanking the Swedes gave Saab?; and on why it may difficult to hunt bears when there are none left. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Who's going to church nowadays? Maybe not who you think; Andy compares “The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly” to “Rise of the Planet of the Apes”; and why breastfeeding dolls weird him out. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On political gaffes and why they're not that important; Andy wonders if political affiliation corresponds to panhandling; and on meth and tombstones. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Sunday, Aug. 21, 2011) Nice Guys Finish Second to Last

Nice guys finish second to last according to a new study; on diabetes, porn and the death penalty!; and Andy discovers there's a patron saint of genital disease. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Saturday, Aug. 20, 2011) How Much Would You Pay For Freedom?

Music, the soundtrack to our lives. Discuss; T.V. can shorten your life expectancy; and Andy wonders how much you'd pay for Freedom. Or America. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Thursday, Aug. 18, 2011) Super Committee + Special Interests = Andy Sad

New Congressional Super Committee + Special Interests = Andy Sad; on Cross City, FL; and how to throw police dogs off your scent. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Wednesday, Aug. 17, 2011) Do Americans Deserve Good Jobs?

Do Americans deserve good jobs? Part I; Part II; and when the “outsourcer” becomes the “outsourcee”. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

California may not be an “honor state” but that may be a good thing; Andy and Lebanon disagree on the definition of “high-security”; and on a criminal in search of a heart. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Sunday, Aug. 14, 2011) Andy Drinks Because He's Well-Educated

Do you know the credit rating of your kid's school district?; on the correlation of education and classy alcohol; and Andy's found something on a plane that would bother him more than a crying child. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Saturday, Aug. 13, 2011) Who Wants to Talk Stocks?

On the stock market and games of chance; for the first time, Andy's disappointed in Kern County reporting; and why “jailbreak” usually refers to breaking “out” of jail. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Thursday, Aug. 11, 2011) Can't God Find a Less Creepy Mouthpiece?

On Warren Jeffs: Can't God find a less creepy mouthpiece?; Andy explains why you shouldn't drive on a suspended license; and on another dumb criminal. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

It's history time! On California and the Electoral College!; cartoons and the NSA; and Andy realizes that money can't buy you love, but it sure can buy you Prozac. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Tuesday, Aug. 9, 2011) Logic According to Andy

Logic according to Andy - If Icelandic music festivals + Crowdsourcing + Gandhi, than the U.S. is too large; what can you learn about someone on Facebook?; and how the economy affects the Tooth Fairy. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On a pretty bland parade in Sao Paulo that Andy wouldn't want to attend; how do Americans feel about smoking in public?; and one thing that Harvard and McDonalds have in common. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Sunday, Aug. 7, 2011) Clark Kent, Batman, and Happy vs. Proud

Night Show Tonight: On Defense Department budget cuts and Afghanistan's GNP; Andy ponders the difference between being “happy” and “proud”; and should women serve in combat units? The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Saturday, Aug. 6, 2011) Small Business vs. Big Business

Small Business vs. Big Business: Where are the jobs and the money?; Andy encourages women to be pickier; and on fat cats, literally. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Thursday, Aug. 4, 2011) How Would You Rate God's Performance?

On cigarette packaging and IQ levels; how would you rate God's performance lately?; and Andy has more advice for criminals. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Wednesday, Aug. 3, 2011) Here's to Norway

On Norwegians, Love, Tolerance, and Unity; a poll about politicians and health care; and Andy has one reason why playing with guns in bed is a bad idea. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Tuesday, Aug. 2, 2011) JP Morgan Chase Reminds You Why You're Poor

On JP Morgan Chase reminding us why we're poor; Andy is impressed by an Iranian woman's actions; and an Irish golfer's words. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On Cuba and white-collar crime; Andy looks at clouds and Luke Howard's life; and on a good Samaritan. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On polygamy, heaven, and threatening juries; the science of crying; and if Andy had a yacht, it would be built of dinosaur bones. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Saturday, July 30, 2011) On Fools, Felons, Apple, and Sex Dolls

On fools who love felons; Andy on Apple and his disdain for technology-marketing hype; and robbery and…um, sex dolls. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Thursday, July 28, 2011) The 5th Installment of Unacceptable Gym Behavior

On the Zadroga Act and how it makes Andy sad; the 5th installment of Unacceptable Gym Behavior; and why it doesn't always pay to be a considerate person. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

One more reason to be upset with airlines; Andy wonders why dogs enjoy rubbing up on dead animals; and a new (and bad) study is out about women and sexting. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Tuesday, July 26, 2011) In Praise of Love, Plato, and Drinking Parties

Andy speaks in praise of Love, Plato and drinking parties; 7 reasons to cancel your credit card; and on the “I thought it was my garage” defense. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Night Show Tonight: Video-taped executions, good idea or bad?; Andy doesn't give a hoot about Kate's wedding dress; and on the free market and getting old. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Night Show Tonight: News of the World, Rupert Murdoch, and Hair!; on Andy's first ride in a Prius; and Lady Gaga vs. Adele. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Bi-Weekly vs. Fortnightly and Eric takes a dump on the Queen's English; the fall of the Berlin Wall and naked overweight Germans; and the ghetto version of the Loch Ness Monster upsets Eric. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Night Show Tonight: Why baseball catchers aren't good role models; a wannabe terrorist gets all whiny; and a study explains why Andy's mustache “covaries” with a good marriage market for women. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Andy reflects on California; South California; and why gang signs are stupid. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Eric fills in for Andy and discusses flat screen TVs for everyone; Herman Caine and losing an arm in a machine known as “The Hobart”; and his fashion preference for saggy pajama pants. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

When the Chinese Military General agrees with Andy you know that's not good; more on Betty Ford; and on Casey Anthony's disguises. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Wednesday, July 13, 2011) On Icebergs and the Debt Ceiling

On icebergs and the debt ceiling; at what point does self-defense turn into a celebration?; and Andy's found a new use for his cell phone. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Afghanistan, British Royalty, Casey Anthony and a wonderful cartoon; on banning children from restaurants; and Andy has advice for bank robbers. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Monday, July 11, 2011) When Tea and Latte Parties Unite

When Tea and Latte Parties unite; Andy looks at a new big fat report; and on Ford vs. Chevrolet, and ice cream and cake. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Sunday, July 10, 2011) Special Historical Figures Edition

Special Historical Figures Edition - Andy looks at the Dalai Lama; Betty Ford; and Pope Pius XII. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of historical insight from a rock DJ.

• (Saturday, July 9, 2011) Y Cant Prez Fix Economy N 140 Char Or Less?

On News of the World (not the Queen album); a PTA Ponzi scheme; and Andy wonders y Pres O. cant fix economy n 140 char. or less. The Night Show, hopefully not ur only source o' newz.

• (Thursday, July 7, 2011) Andy Talks, the Nation Listens*

Andy talks, the nation listens*; on the Halperin-Wallace apologies; and who looks to “Real Housewives” for relationship advice?. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news. *Not Intended to be a Factual Statement

Is your boyfriend thick as a brick? If so, Andy has advice for you; on Russians, geocentrism, and the Civil War; and the Worst Principal of the Year. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Andy looks at a new Marist Poll regarding what we Americans know about Independence Day; India and genitoplasty; and on helmet laws and irony. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Andy's sad to finally throw away all those old airline boarding passes he's been hoarding; he's found the creepiest swimming pool in the U.S.; and the dumbest rendition of the “Marco Polo” game. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Sunday, July 3, 2011) Andy's Advice to Criminals

On Tyson vs. Nielsen; Dominique Strauss-Kahn; and Andy advises criminals to get extremely unique tattoos on their face. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Personality Cults and Denial, things get weird in Venezuela; Semper Free? on grand larceny and the Marines; and Andy reflects on over sharing and bumper stickers. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Thursday, June 30, 2011) The Profanity Bell and the Butterfly

Feathering one's nest with political hypocrisy; why the “diet” in diet sodas may not mean what you think it means; and Andy wonders if you can be sensitive and still enjoy satire. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

A New York state of mind may have its drawbacks; Doobie, or not Doobie? That is the question. Was the Bard a pothead?; and surprise! new technological advances convince Andy we're doomed as a species. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Andy tries to talk about the philosophy of art; why your traveling evangelist may not be the “go to guy” for oil and gas investments; and another “Dumb Criminal” segment. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Andy's back and wonders what happened to the Eureka Police Chief; “limited kinetic operation” talk; and what's up with all the food in shampoo? The Night Show, still hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Sunday, June 26, 2011) Eric Wonders What Justin Bieber Smells Like

Eric talks Meta World Peace; his newest favorite sport “Chess Boxing”; and he wonders what Justin Bieber smells like. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Eric fills in for Andy and discusses Lindsey Lohan; some leftover emotional baggage regarding Frontier Village; and his desire to wear speedos in the presence of inmates. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Monday, June 20, 2011) Bad Ideas? Andy's Got Plenty Of 'Em

Why robbing a clown may be a bad idea; why letting a stranger perform an enema on you may be a bad idea; and why matching your jail sentence to Larry Bird's jersey may be a bad idea. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news. [Programming Note: The Night Show will return June 26th while Andy hopes his voice returns as does the connection between his brain and mouth]

THIS JUST IN: Al Qaida promotes another hateful jerk to #1 position; on billionaires and bridges; and Andy asks that you please not sell your grandchildren. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Unqualified relationship and love advice for the ladies; if you need to “sext” that special someone, don't do it at work; and Andy is excited about black holes, warped space-time, and stellar shredding. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Thursday, June 16, 2011) TV = Diabetes = Death?

Congress may actually be trying to do their job!; TV=Diabetes=Death according to a new study; and Andy is fascinated with Chinese Virgin Tea. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Wednesday, June 15, 2011) Batman and Afghanistan

Andy talks Batman and Afghanistan; think it sucks being a renter? Don't worry, it does!; and one more reason to dislike plastic bags. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news

Why the kids have it backwards about credit card debt; divorce parties are the new rage; and Andy wonders what is wrong with this crazy mixed up world. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Monday, June 13, 2011) God, Micro Management, and the ACLU

On social media etiquette; Andy wonders about God, micro management, and the ACLU; and again about people who try too hard to go to jail. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

One more reason to be proud of living in Humboldt; on Merck Pharmaceutical and the FDA; and Andy wonders if some local felons miss being in jail. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On foreign policy and buyer's remorse; Andy's been reading Cosmopolitan's “75 Sex Moves Men Crave”; and in Washington State a spoonful of “You're Fired!” helps the medicine go down. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Thursday, June 9, 2011) Economics Time! Can Enough Ever Be Just That?

Economic Ponderings: Can “enough” ever really be just that?; more on Dr. Day; and please forgive Andy for freaking out about Facebook, again. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Wednesday, June 8, 2011) On Politicians and Fact Facts

Why do politicians have such a difficult time admitting when they're wrong?, and sometimes Andy believes that historical facts should remain as such and not be changed, not even on Wikipedia. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Tuesday, June 7, 2011) It's Business Time

Why “business time” on a business trip might not mean what you think it means; Andy brings you the 5th installment of Unacceptable Gym Behavior; and if you're demanding a “sack full of cash” while robbing a bank, bring a sack. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Some interesting developments in local politics and the 2012 election; to prove he's not soft on crime, Andy talks about crackin' down on Raymond Clark III; and why it's dangerous being a motorcycle police officer in Southern California. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Sunday, June 5, 2011) Andy's Proud of a Local Criminal

War Powers Resolution Talk, is Congress showing some spine?; hey Thailand, What Would Buddha Do? He'd relax and not worry so much; and Andy's uncomfortable with this, but he's kind of proud of a local criminal. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Shocking that Facebook, Twitter, and Google think internet privacy is silly; on cupcakes, Ellen DeGeneres, and terrorists; and Andy's glad to learn that there's a high ranking poodle in the Thai military. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

What can stop The Pony Express? That's right. Herpes; on Alameda's water rescue policy or lack thereof; and Andy laughs at a secret agent story that isn't funny, it's rather sad to be honest. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Wednesday, June 1, 2011) Damn It Egypt. Why You Gotta Be So Weird?

On Egypt, Virginity Checks, and why we should all be glad to live here; why Dorothy and Toto may be glad to be out of Kansas; and Andy has found inspiration for his first tattoo. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Andy ponders faith healing and why God doesn't scratch our itches, and while little Billy is trying to chloroform himself his teacher is making explosives in the classroom. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Monday, May 30, 2011) Chaplains, Straw Men, DADT and Dentists

Andy looks into fears some chaplains have that they may be losing their cherished right to tell soldiers they're living immoral lives; in Italy it may be a crime to not predict earthquakes; and your dentist may not be happy to see you either. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Ever wish your phone could double as a credit card? No? Not ever? Well Google's going to do it anyway; more on smart phones and archery; and Andy looks into what Liberals and Conservatives like to eat. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Eric brings you the latest in Justin Bieber tattoo news; he blends the “Dumb Criminal” and “Clueless Sex Offender” segments; and he admits to once rockin' the mullet, but he's no bandit! The Night Show, for tonight, hopefully your only source of news.

How much would you have sold your virginity for? What's that? You wouldn't because you're not a criminal? Good answer; Andy finds out that “butt dialing” can not only be embarrassing, but it can land you in jail; and if you're on the National Sex Offender Registry, don't ask a judge to remove your name from it because “it's embarrassing”. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

More on Harold Camping; Andy tries to sensitively remind Saudi Arabia that it's 2011; and why looking at porn in the Indonesian Parliament may not be a good idea. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Andy deflates the Obama-Netanyahu drama, and the long-awaited fourth installment of Unacceptable Gym Behavior. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Why do people announce in advance that they've got an announcement to make?; there's a Dutch Priest Pedophile Club? Are you kidding me?; and good news! Unemployment numbers are kind of coming down. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Sunday, May 22, 2011) Damn It. I'm Still Here.

Andy's reaction to the Rapture, “Damn It. I'm Still Here”; the Rapture putting Animal Control in a strange situation; and how house parties and the homeless in Hawaii are related. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of post-Rapture news.

• (Saturday, May 21, 2011) Quite Possibly, The Final Moments

You know it, more riffin' on the Rapture; a new Gallup poll shows a U.S. majority supports marriage equality; and what do the tabloids, Botox, and $10,000 have in common? The Final Night Show? Regardless, still hopefully not your only source of news.

Andy talks Rapture!; he gives massive respect to Amtrak; and do the numbers 93 and 175 make you angry? they should. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Is the Arcata High School dress code unconstitutional?; did Bin Laden really have a secret stash of porn?; and Andy was excited to learn about a freaking unicorn discovered in Laos, but is bummed to find out that nobody in Laos knows what a unicorn is. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Tuesday, May 17, 2011) Adult Films and Spontaneous Combustion

Breaking News: Rome has not been shaved off the face of the Earth, and Andy's favorite totally random story of the day. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Monday, May 16, 2011) Rooting Against The Invisible Hand?

Can the “Invisible Hand” handle the gas pump?; just because you can erase history doesn't make it a good idea; and Andy learns that “Dr. No” is running for for President again. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Sunday, May 15, 2011) How Young Is Too Young To Use Botox?

How about some War Powers Resolution talk?; Andy's found a good reason for prostitutes to get an iPhone; and how young is too young to use Botox?. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

They found what at Bin Laden's place?!; Andy goes the “anogenital distance”; and the bummer about being incarcerated is that you have to wait until you get out to commit further crimes (9:10p). The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Thursday, May 12, 2011) Assassination, Littering, and Iris Scans O My!

An ex local doctor thinks she'll be assassinated if she returns to town; Andy wonders why smokers don't throw their empty packs out the car window; and if you're tired of typing in your Facebook password, just scan your iris. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

When is violating national sovereignty okie dokie?; Andy gives out the first ever “Biggest Jerk in Buffalo” Award; and he's relieved that people who know what they're talking about say the world isn't ending. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Call him crazy, but Andy does not think that Rome will be “shaved off the face of the earth” this Wednesday, and if you think pinning someone down and tattooing them is a good idea (it isn't) make sure you can spell. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

As a gift to his mother, Andy looks into the interesting history of Mother's Day; he finds a modern twist on an old school boy's trick; and it's never too late to grow up, but when is it too early?. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Tradition, people sing about it but is it always a good thing?; expansive 3G coverage climbs to shameless new heights; and Andy learns that folks in Illinois have a strange definition of a “chick magnet”. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Saturday, May 7, 2011) Heckuva a Job Jobs

Andy talks Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder and Iran; a CNN poll shows Americans are quicker to judge than is the Vatican; and heckuva job Apple for fixing up those stalker iPhones. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Andy wonders why so many people are upset when the U.S. acts respectfully and righteously; if you don't want to get arrested, don't chase someone down and hit them with your car; what do you think spring smells like in Dongyang China? It involves eggs and something disgusting. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Should a post-mortem photo of Bin Laden be publicly released?; get ready for the third installment of Unacceptable Gym Behavior; and Andy again laments the lack of civility and maturity in much of blog commenting. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Tuesday, May 3, 2011) To Rejoice in Bin Laden's Death, Or Not

Andy talks about Osama bin Laden and a verse of Proverbs, and allegations a Tennessee County is promoting religion. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Monday, May 2, 2011) The Pope is Definitely in Heaven

Andy wonders if Pope John Paul II is “definitely” in heaven; he thinks the Department of Managed Health Care doth protest too little; and Texans like it big, but they're not big fans of aggressive pat downs. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

• (Monday, May 2, 2011) The Tragic Sensitivity of 16-Year-Olds

“Sunshine will keep coming out; life will go on.” Plus: Unacceptable gym behavior, part 2.