Tuesday, April 14
Lowdown: Neil deGrasse Tyson is Sold Out, So Here are Some of His Finest Tweets
Well, Neil deGrasse Tyson, one of the most famous scientists in the world, is in Humboldt Tuesday — he will be blowing minds at the Van Duzer Theatre, if you somehow didn’t know. And, of course, the event is sold out. Planning ahead is not very Humboldt, but sometimes it pays off.
So, for the rest of us, we will have to settle for these handful of above average tweets chosen by LoCO staff based on whether they made us go “heh” or not. Enjoy! (Other less-sold out Tuesday events below) -AG:
If you’re curious: First mammals to orbit Earth, in order: Dog, Guinea Pig, Mouse, Russian Human, Chimpanzee, American Human.
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) April 12, 2015
Superstition Knows No Bounds: Near the campus of MIT in Boston, the 17-floor Microsoft NERD center is missing a 13th floor.
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) September 24, 2013
Some educators, who are quick to say “These students just don’t want to learn”, should instead be saying “I suck at my job”.
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) January 8, 2014
A H R B Q D W E F L M N S X G I J K O P C T V Y U Z — Gotta love what the alphabet looks like in alphabetical order.
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) October 20, 2012
Does it disturb anyone else that “The Los Angeles Angels” baseball team translates directly to “The The Angels Angels”?
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) July 11, 2012
In Terminator, only living things can time-travel. But hair is dead. So Arnold should’ve landed in LA not only naked but bald
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) December 8, 2010
The question — What would Pinocchio’s nose do if he declared, “My nose is about to grow!”? — has no answer in his universe
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) October 29, 2013
Just to settle it once and for all: Which came first the Chicken or the Egg? The Egg — laid by a bird that was not a Chicken
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) January 29, 2013
According to the song, Rudolph’s nose is shiny, which means it reflects rather than emits light. Useless for navigating fog.
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) December 25, 2011
Imagine a world in which we are all enlightened by objective truths rather than offended by them.
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) December 27, 2014
Top Events!
(Look ahead!)
The Banff Mountain Festival 2015 World Tour
Arcata Theatre Lounge
/ 6 p.m.
/ $20
“Meet the world’s top adventurers. Listen to their stories. Relive their challenges. Reconnect with adventure. Sponsored by Adventures Edge.”
/ Web site
Neil deGrasse Tyson (SOLD OUT)
Van Duzer Theater
/ 8 p.m.
/ $65
Host of the 21st century reboot of Carl Sagan’s landmark television series COSMOS, Tyson’s work delves into big subjects from exploding stars and dwarf galaxies to the structure of our Milky Way.
/ Web site
Pete Ciotti Trio
The Jam
/ 9:30 p.m.
/ $10
/ 21+
Featuring Wil Blades from San Francisco and Andy Coe from Seattle.
/ Web site
All Events!
Visual Storytelling: The Complete Infographic Toolkit for Nonprofits
See Event Description
/ 10-11:30 a.m.
/ $160
/ $140 NorCAN Members
/ Web site
What Will You Make Of It? Call for Participation
SCRAP Humboldt
/ 11 a.m.-6 p.m.
/ Free
Have you always wanted to paint a glitter unicorn on obsolete technology? SCRAP Humboldt seeks community participation in an art exhibit featuring mythical creatures in all their forms, rendered on a material that has become equally as mythical and unseen.a
/ Web site
Ping Pong
Logger Bar
/ noon
/ 21+
Sometimes The Logger Bar sets up ping pong tables. This is one of those times. Get your Gump on.
/ Web site
Game Night
Crush
/ 5 p.m.
Don’t be bored. Play board games.
The Art of Painting and Drinking
Paul’s Live From New York (Eureka)
/ 6-8 p.m.
/ $25
/ 21+
A local artist guides participates through a step-by-step painting. No experience is necessary. All painting materials are included in the ticket price.
/ Web site
The Undercovers
Mad River Brewery Tasting Room
/ 6 p.m.-9 a.m.
Local cover band.
/ Web site
Humboldt Cribbage Club
Moose Lodge
/ 6:15 p.m.
/ $8
Muggins! Get your weekly crib on.
Gentleman’s Agreement (1947)
Humboldt County Library
/ 6:30 p.m.
Based on the Book Film Series: A highly respected writer is recruited by a national magazine to write a series of articles on anti-Semitism. Starring Gregory Peck. Hosted by Michael Cooley.
/ Web site
Anna Hamilton
Palm Lounge at The Eureka Inn
/ 7-11 p.m.
/ 21+
Songs and stories from HumCo’s blues riff-slingin’ raconteur.
Buddy Reed
Libation
/ 7-9 p.m.
Local bluesman gets low down. Accompanied by Andy Fihn.
/ Web site
The Opera Alley Cats
SpeakEasy
/ 7:30-10:30 p.m.
/ Free
/ 21+
Burning live jazz under the “stars.”
/ Web site
Good and Evil Karaoke
Silver Lining
/ 8 p.m.
Karaoke. In an airport.
/ Web site
Karaoke w/ Chris Clay
Cher-Ae Heights Casino
/ 8 p.m.
Your Lowdown will go on the record as saying that Chris Clay is Humboldt’s most pro karaoke jockey. We know this stuff.
/ Web site
Blue Lotus Jazz
Redwood Curtain Brewing Company, Arcata
/ 8 p.m.
Local jazz.
/ Web site
Savage Henry’s Comedy Open Mic
The Jam
/ 9 p.m.
/ $3
/ 21+
An evening of hilarity from local comics and newbies, and maybe even you!
/ Web site
Movie Showtimes
Broadway Cinema
- AMERICAN SNIPER: 12:05, 6:00
- CHAPPIE: 3:30, 9:20
- CINDERELLA: 11:50, 2:30, 5:30, 8:20
- DO YOU BELIEVE: 12:15, 3:05, 5:45, 8:35
- FURIOUS 7: 11:45, 1:45, 2:50, 5:00, 6:05, 8:10, 9:10
- GET HARD: 1:00, 3:35, 7:15, 9:40
- HOME 2D: 12:00, 2:25, 4:55, 6:10, 8:40
- INSURGENT 2D: 11:55, 2:45, 5:40, 8:30
- IT FOLLOWS: 1:50, 4:20, 6:55, 9:30
- KINGSMAN: THE SECRET SERVICE: 3:00, 8:55
- LONGEST RIDE: 11:55, 1:35, 2:55, 4:40, 5:55, 7:45, 9:00
- SECOND BEST EXOTIC MARIGOLD HOTEL: 12:30, 6:20
Mill Creek Cinema
- CINDERELLA: 3:05, 5:50, 8:35
- DO YOU BELIEVE: 2:40, 5:30, 8:45
- FURIOUS 7: 2:50, 6:00, 9:05
- GET HARD: 4:30, 7:00, 9:30
- HOME 2D: 3:45, 6:15, 8:20
- INSURGENT 2D: 2:55, 5:40, 8:30
- IT FOLLOWS: 4:20, 6:50, 9:20
- LONGEST RIDE: 3:10, 6:10, 9:10
Minor Theatre
- FURIOUS 7: 2:55, 6:00, 9:05
- SECOND BEST EXOTIC MARIGOLD HOTEL: 6:25
- TIMBUKTU: 4:00, 9:15
- WOMAN IN GOLD: 3:10, 5:45, 8:25