Wednesday, Dec. 2
Hey! Kyle Kinane Made it to Humboldt After All!
My apologies to the Arcatians planning on coming to the show tonight. Gonna make it up to you. Thx to @Savagehenrymag for dealing w/ it too!
— Kyle Kinane (@kylekinane) March 17, 2015
(Above: Kyle Kinane tweeted in March after a cancelled HumBrews gig)
Kyle Kinane keeps his promises, for the record. Back in March, Humboldt comedy fans may recall that the much-followed comedian engaged in a lengthy, one-sided tweet war with United Airlines after he was forced to scratch his Savage Henry-sponsored gig in Arcata due to flight woes all-too-familiar to locals. Oh what a time we had.
After the cancelation, Kinane assured us all in the tweet above that he would find a schedule hole for us. This Wednesday night, lo and behold, we fit. The standup is scheduled to be joined on stage at HumBrews by local yuk-slingers Dutch Savage and Ivan Mueting.
And just in case you are worried that #planeprobz could befall Kinane again, let LoCO put you at ease. Last night’s Savage Henry open mic at The Jam featured a surprise appearance from our man who made sure to take special travel precautions for this trek to Humboldt, i.e., he flew on a different airline into Crescent City.
Y’all know how it is:
Taking two flights to the home of Pelican Bay prison to rent a car to drive to Arcata to avoid using @united airlines for this Arcata show.
— Kyle Kinane (@kylekinane) December 2, 2015
Reminder, @united, you have a $400 credit for me somewhere. I will never use it. Pls do something humane with it (i.e. NOT A UNITED FLIGHT)
— Kyle Kinane (@kylekinane) December 2, 2015
I’m on the same kind of plane that gave Don McLean a career. Last tweet ever. RIP me. Serve Portillos at my funeral. pic.twitter.com/iRQWCwlMXs
— Kyle Kinane (@kylekinane) December 2, 2015
Anywho, yes, Kyle Kinane is in Humboldt and will be being funny at HumBrews tonight. If you don’t know who the hell he is, there’s a clip below. Show starts at 8 p.m. $15. Patience is a virtue. —Andrew Goff
Top Events!
(Look ahead!)
Kyle Kinane
Humboldt Brews
/ 8 p.m.
Savage Henry Magazine makes good on its promise that Kinane’s canceled show would be made up for. Kyle’s new special “I Liked His Old Stuff Better” debuted on Comedy Central in January, 2015. Humboldt comedians Dutch Savage and Ivan Mueting open the show.
/ Web site
All Events!
MGC Youth and Teen Study Group
The Multi-Generational Center (MGC)
/ 3-4:30 p.m.
/ Free
Free study group for youth high school age and younger every Wednesday.
/ Web site
Community Acupuncture
Jacoby’s Storehouse
/ 3-7 p.m.
/ $25
Suite 10. Traditional style of treatment in which there are multiple people in one room being treated at the same time.
/ Web site
Elements of Art Classes
Arcata Community Center
/ 3:30-5:30 p.m.
/ $50 5-class pass
/ $12 drop -in
Afterschool art enrichment class for 2nd through 6th grade students.
/ Web site
AC Samoa Winter Soccer Academy
Samoa Gym
/ 4-5:45 p.m.
/ $145
“Our famous age-specific developmental lessons that are primarily focussed on individual technique.”
/ Web site
Upcycled Wreaths
SCRAP Humboldt
/ 5:30 p.m.
Make interesting and unique wreaths using unexpected materials!
/ Web site
Aber Miller
Larrupin Cafe
/ 6 p.m.
Local jazz pianist tickles ivories/you.
/ Web site
Open Mic with Mike Anderson
Old Town Coffee And Chocolates (Old Town)
/ 6:30-8:30 p.m.
/ Free
Usually some singer/guitarists, a couple spoken word guys and then that one wildcard oddity that makes you go “hmm.”
/ Web site
Open Mic
Curley’s Full Circle
/ 7 p.m.
Ferndale gets together and sings for each other.
Li’l Red in the Redwoods
McKinleyville High School
/ 7-8 p.m.
/ Free
Reimagining the classic folktale Little Red Riding Hood, an international cast of performers and musicians bring you on an enchanting adventure full of comedy, original song, dance, and lively characters. Bring along your family and friends and delight in a richly imagined world.
/ Web site
9-Ball Tournament
Broadway Billiards
/ 8 p.m.
/ $10
/ Free Public
/ 21+
You are aware of pool.
NVXO, Music Showcase
Blondies Food and Drink
/ 8-10 p.m.
/ 18+
Indie rock duo hailing from San Francisco with local artist showcase to follow.
/ Web site
Salsa Night
Robert Goodman Wines/Machine Works
/ 9 p.m.
/ $5
Get a salsa lesson then apply that knowledge.
/ Web site
Karaoke
Bar Fly Pub and Grub
/ 9 p.m.
/ Free
/ 21+
Singing in public is easier with beer.
/ Web site
Rockstar Karaoke
Brass Rail Bar
/ 9 p.m.
This is the most hardcore karaoke in Humboldt.
Comedy Open Mikey
Palm Lounge at The Eureka Inn
/ 9 p.m.
/ 21+
Hosted by Nando Molina. Beats by Gabe Pressure.
Pato Banton, Dynasty One
Blue Lake Casino Hotel
/ 9 p.m.-1 a.m.
“Join us for an evening of great Reggae Music with the UK’s own heavyweight star. Opening the show are local favorites Dynasty One.”
/ Web site
Whomp
The Jam
/ 9:30 p.m.
/ $5
/ 21+
Every Wednesday Jambalaya makes with the whompity whomp.
/ Web site
Rude Lion Sound
Toby and Jacks
/ 10 p.m.
/ 21+
Were you just thinking, “Is there anyplace that has Dancehall Wednesdays?” Here it is!
Movie Showtimes
Broadway Cinema
- CREED: 11:45, 1:30, 2:50, 4:35, 5:55, 7:40, 9:00
- GOOD DINOSAUR 2D: 1:10, 2:45, 3:45, 6:20, 7:50, 8:45
- GOOD DINOSAUR 3D: 12:10, 5:20
- GOOSEBUMPS 2D: 12:05, 5:40
- HUNGER GAMES: MOCKINGJAY PART 2: 11:50, 1:40, 3:00, 4:50, 6:05, 8:00, 9:10
- LOVE THE COOPERS: 3:05, 8:55
- MARTIAN 2D: 8:15
- NIGHT BEFORE: 1:55, 4:25, 7:00, 9:30
- PEANUTS MOVIE 2D: 12:30, 2:55, 6:40
- SECRET IN THEIR EYES: 1:15, 3:55, 6:30, 9:15
- SPECTRE: 12:00, 3:20, 5:15, 8:35
- VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN: 1:25, 4:05, 6:45, 9:25
Mill Creek Cinema
- CREED: 2:50, 5:55, 9:00
- GOOD DINOSAUR 2D: 3:45, 6:20, 8:50
- GOOD DINOSAUR 3D: 2:45
- HUNGER GAMES: MOCKINGJAY PART 2: 3:00, 5:15, 6:05, 8:20, 9:10
- NIGHT BEFORE: 3:10, 7:00, 9:30
- SECRET IN THEIR EYES: 4:00, 6:40, 9:15
- SPECTRE: 3:40, 5:30, 8:45
- VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN: 4:05, 6:45, 9:25
Minor Theatre
- BROOKLYN: 3:55, 6:35, 9:15
- HUNGER GAMES: MOCKINGJAY PART 2: 3:00, 6:00, 9:05
- SPOTLIGHT: 2:45, 5:45, 8:45