THE HUMBOLDT HUSTLE: Marco Alvarez, ‘El Hombre Torcido,’ Will Break Your Heart for Tips in Two Languages

Eduardo Ruffcorn-Barragán / Saturday, Jan. 28, 2023 @ 7:30 a.m. / The Humboldt Hustle

“Yo soy El Hombre Torcido.”

“I am the Crooked Man,” says Marco Alvarez, full-time line cook and part-time busker.

Busking, otherwise known as street performance, is Alvarez’ outlet for expression and his survival skill. Dressed in an outfit that cost him $29 at our local thrift stores, you would not be able to tell that he recently came out of homelessness.

“I only like dressing nice cuz a year and a half ago I didn’t have that luxury,” Alvarez said. “It was cheap, but if you look like you know what the fuck you’re doing, people will think that too.”

He toys with a ring he found on the ground when he was 16 years old and talks about everything without mincing words. He proudly presents himself for what he is.

Honest.

Originally from San Diego, it was a best friend that brought Alvarez to Humboldt County two years ago. He describes it as a storybook town for people with an imagination. But before long, one of his cousins died and he had to travel back for the funeral. While mourning, he had a falling out with his mother and she attempted to run him over with her car. He took this to heart and realized that his family was unreliable and ended up homeless in San Diego.

That is when he decided to return to Humboldt County. But before leaving, he met a man named Richard. Richard made a video of Alvarez in one of the public transit trolleys in San Diego. It was a place of nostalgia, heartbreak, and loneliness for Alvarez. Making the video was a new beginning for his music but the end of his time in his hometown. He sings three songs ending with “Ripped Pants” from the Spongebob SquarePants TV show.

Busking was his ticket up the coast. He traveled from town to town with the mentality “I’ll sleep on the floor and I’ll feed myself” until he made it back in May of last year.

His first couple months back were discouraging. He played the ukulele at the Gazebo in Old Town. His friends told him that no one busks here and he was not going to make any money.

“Exactly! No one busks here so, I will!” Alvarez said.

He learned the nuances of busking from other buskers. He left with two important pieces to the artform. Let’s call them rules of busking:

  1. Get attention by offering something for people to interact with that is not you.
  2. Perform near a source of revenue.

With these two rules, Alvarez chose to be right outside Livin’ the Dream Ice Cream and uses chalk as a means to draw your attention. He invites you to draw with it or play hopscotch all while he plays the soundtrack for your moment in time.

Eventually, Alvarez’ busking earned him enough to buy a guitar amp at Mantova’s Two Street Music.

“I needed something better, something portable so I can reach more people,” Alvarez said.

He has been singing since he was 17 years old but he sounds like he has been doing it for a lifetime. As it turns out, singing is part of his family history, but they reject it. His grandfather, uncle, mom and dad all sing but they hide it. As a matter of fact, they discourage it.

“My tio Juan starts singing at my grandma’s funeral in Mexico,” Alvarez said. “I heard him sing and I thought why don’t we do more of that!?”

This was the turning point for him to start singing and, in teenage fashion, to rebel.

His singing voice is filled with sharp exhales and lots of movement. It is somehow nostalgic but it is hard to pinpoint. In some ways, he sounds like Cedric Bixler-Zavala of The Mars Volta and Geoff Ricky of Thursday are sharing a microphone. Throw in a little bit of Shakira’s fluctuation then make it acoustic and we have El Hombre Torcido.

Regardless of any inspiration, intentional or not, maybe he is the first of his kind.

Each compliment and dollar he earned physically manifested into notes that he keeps in his pocket.

One is on a torn piece of paper that reads, “Thank you for your music! It’s just what I needed today to feel a little freer. You sing so generously. You don’t hold back any heart. I hope you keep playing always. Happy Journeying.”

Another came from a girl with blue hair who left him a note inscribed on a dollar bill, “Beautiful Voice! Made sitting in the cold worth it.”

Busking started it all but he’s aiming for more. He is now in two local bands and last month he had his first two shows with each. He played at Blondies in Arcata with Crash Monroe and at The Logger Bar with Don Quixote De La Mancha.

Crash Monroe fulfills his need for hardcore throat work — or, to put it plainly, it allows him to scream. The band takes care of the instrumental aspects and Alvarez writes and sings their lyrics. Whereas, Don Quixote De La Mancha is more personal and where Alvarez primarily sings in Spanish.

“Because I sing in English and Spanish, there’s always a few who really see you and appreciate you.” Alvarez said. “There is a power to my voice and I want to learn to master it.”

Alvarez has tons of anecdotes of his interactions with people all over California. But there is one in particular that will not leave him. When he first began busking in Old Town, there was an old homeless woman always sleeping in front of Eureka Books. She would listen to him until one day she decided to approach Alvarez as he was packing up.

She pulls out 60 dollars from her pocket and hands it to Alvarez. He would not accept her money but she insisted on paying him for his music. After a while she stopped showing up.

A year later, he was approached by a woman using a walker and she said, “You don’t remember me but I was homeless and listened to you. I’m not homeless anymore.”

That type of resiliency is what Alvarez preaches in his music and when you talk to him. His plan now is to make a name for himself in Humboldt County and beyond, while also continuing to busk with no end in sight.


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OBITUARY: Shawn Kristopher Schlegel, 1975-2023

LoCO Staff / Saturday, Jan. 28, 2023 @ 6:56 a.m. / Obits

Shawn was released from his pain after a long fight with Cholangiocarcinoma (liver cancer) on Thursday night, Jan. 26, 2023.

Shawn passed surrounded by the love and support of family and friends with special words from his beloved daughter Sierra, who meant the world to him.

Shawn was born in Eureka on April 11, 1975. After a short but honorable service as a United States Marine, Shawn followed his father’s footsteps into the trades - and thanks to his mentor Dennis Fitze, became the “jack of all trades” his family and friends knew him to be.

Shawn, ever the skeptic, was relentless in pursuit of truth and fact. He was always quick to point out when someone wasn’t being logical or rational, but he saw all perspectives, and respected everyone’s feelings. Shawn was always the first one to volunteer to help a friend, and stubbornly the last one to ask his friends for help. 

The brightest light, and greatest love of Shawn’s life, his daughter Sierra Schlegel, came into the world in 2010.  Shawn and Sierra were inseparable as they cared for each other, went on long walks on “stinky beach,” rode bikes, camped and hiked in the Sierras. 

Shawn was preceded in death by his grandparents Gertrude & George E. ll Schlegel, Jeannie & Sherman Newstrom, multiple aunts and uncles, and his dog, Sassy.

Shawn is survived by his daughter Sierra Schlegel, dog Bella, father George Schlegel, sister Sherri Schlegel, nephews Justin and Cody Gerfen, uncle Sherman Newstrom, and countless cousins and friends.

The family asks that anyone wishing to express their love for Shawn donate to the Cholangiocarcinoma foundation at Cholangiocarcinoma.org.

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OBITUARY: Larry David Bartley, 1950-2023

LoCO Staff / Saturday, Jan. 28, 2023 @ 6:56 a.m. / Obits

Larry David Bartley
May 27, 1950 – Jan. 23, 2023

Our Dad, Dave, passed away on January 23, 2023, due to complications from heart failure.

Dad was born on May 27, 1950, in Pikeville, Kentucky, to Elmer and Emma Bartley. They moved to Humboldt County when he was a senior in high school, and at the age of 18 he went to work for Louisiana Pacific, starting first in Big Lagoon and then Samoa. He worked in Samoa until the sawmill closed, and upon its closure he transferred to the Ukiah location. He stayed at this location until he eventually retired after 50 years in the timber industry. Dad loved being a millwright and prided himself on being able to fix just about anything.

After retiring, Dad moved back to McKinleyville to be closer to family, as family was the most important thing to him. He has left us all with so many wonderful memories, from family vacations with all our cousins, to smaller, more intimate memories with just us. We were blessed with a wonderful father, and our children, a wonderful papa. He has five grandchildren and a great-grandchild, and he loved them all, but he really had a special bond with his youngest granddaughter Emmalyn, who he affectionately called “Emmalou.” Dad was a very generous man and never missed an opportunity to help someone out or offer some advice. He lived his life to the fullest, which is evidenced by the fact that every person he knew has an interesting story to tell about him. He will be greatly missed by all who knew him.

Dad is preceded in death by his parents Elmer and Emma Bartley, brothers Danny and Bill Bartley, son David Bartley, granddaughter Emaleya Winkelman, and nephew Mike Bartley.

He is survived by his children Becky (Helene) Aldrich, Shawn Bartley, Leigha (Becky) Bartley, and Patricia (Matt) Winkelman; grandchildren Derek, Jonathan, Kobe, Gianna, and Emmalyn; great granddaughter Karter Mae; nephews and nieces Danny (Monica), Nina (Jimmy), James, Debbie (Andy), and Ronnie (Meredith).

Graveside services will be held February 4, 2023, at 12 p.m. at Greenwood Cemetery in Arcata. A celebration of life will immediately follow at Arcata Veterans Hall at 1 p.m.

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OBITUARY: Catherine Ann Lay, 1937-2022

LoCO Staff / Saturday, Jan. 28, 2023 @ 6:56 a.m. / Obits

Catherine Ann Lay
Aug. 8, 1937 – Dec. 24, 2022

Catherine Ann Conroy was born to Elmer and Lela Conroy in Memphis Tennessee on August 8, 1937, and passed away December 24, 2022, in Eureka at the age of 85. She and husband, Roy Lay, who was born in Kiowa Oklahoma, married and had three children, Jill, Jody and Jonathan.

Cathy was baptized as one of Jehovah’s Witnesses on January 30, 1960, and remained faithful for the rest of her life. She was preceded in death by her son Jonathan, her husband Roy in 2008 and her daughter Jill in 2012.

She is survived by her daughter Jody from Redding, her grandchildren Brian and Sarah Hutchinson and her great grandchildren, Tyler Reed, Chance, Cayden, John Jr., Damon, Dillon, Cierra, Levi, Britton, Lucy and Aimee.

Cathy was a kind and gentle soul and will always be remembered by her love for others and her ability to deal with any situation with dignity and grace. We would like to thank the staff of Granada Rehabilitation and Wellness Center for taking care of Cathy in her final years.

Cathy was a steadfast and loyal integrity keeper, and she lived with the hope found in the Bible Book of Revelation, chapter 21 verses 3 and 4, where it says: With that I heard a loud voice from the throne say “Look! The tent of God is with mankind, and he will reside with them, and they will be His people, and God Himself will be with them. And He will wipe out every tear from their eyes, and death will be no more, neither will mourning nor outcry nor pain be anymore. The former things have passed away.”

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HUMBOLDT TODAY with John Kennedy O’Connor | Jan. 27, 2023

LoCO Staff / Friday, Jan. 27, 2023 @ 4:20 p.m. / Humboldt Today

HUMBOLDT TODAY: Another earthquake — which reminds us that Humboldt has been declared a disaster and you may be entitled to benefits. Also, the latest on Redway residents water woes, weekend happenings and more on today’s newscast with John Kennedy O’Connor.

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Construction of Indianola Undercrossing and Other Safety Corridor Improvements Set to Begin This Spring

Ryan Burns / Friday, Jan. 27, 2023 @ 3:58 p.m. / Transportation

Aerial view of Hwy. 101 and the Indianola cutoff. | Via Business Wire.

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More than 20 years after Caltrans established the “safety corridor” between Arcata and Eureka, lowering the speed limit and installing digital “Your Speed” signs as a temporary fix aimed at reducing deadly collisions, construction is nearly set to begin on the final components of a wholesale redesign of this section of Hwy. 101.

On Thursday, Watsonville-based construction company Granite announced that it has been awarded the $46 million contract for the project, which entails the construction of an undercrossing at Indianola cutoff, a traffic signal on 101 north at Airport Boulevard and closure of the median openings at Mid-City Motor World, Bracut Industrial Park and the Bayside cutoff.

The new design elements along this six-mile stretch of roadway will eliminate many of the dangerous traffic crossings, which have resulted in numerous fatal collisions. Two of the intersections — those at Mid-City Motor World and Indianola Cutoff — had more than double the state average rate of serious collisions (those resulting in serious injury or death), before the safety corridor was implemented.

Once the new project is completed — expected by the end of 2025 — Indianola Cutoff will be extended to run underneath a newly constructed bridge, with north- and southbound traffic passing overhead. The freeway will have a slight incline as it approaches this undercrossing from either direction.

Caltrans Project Manager Jeffrey Pimentel said the design of the Indianola interchange has been updated to include a connection with the Humboldt Bay Trail, which is expected to be complete by next summer

Closure of the median openings elsewhere will force drivers to take some longer routes. For example, anyone leaving Mid-City Motor World for destinations to the south will first have to turn north onto 101 and head to the Indianola undercrossing to reach the southbound lanes.

Similarly, drivers will be no longer be able to make lefthand turns from the Bayside cutoff to Hwy. 101 south, a maneuver that requires a dangerous acceleration across the two lanes of speeding traffic on 101 north. Instead they’ll need to head south to Indianola or north to Arcata to reach the southbound freeway.

The traffic signal at Airport Boulevard will only affect northbound traffic (it’s called a “half-signal”). It will turn red to allow southbound cars to safely make the left turn across 101 north to access Airport Boulevard and the various businesses along Jacobs Avenue.

In public meetings, Caltrans officials and public safety advocates have argued that the minor inconvenience of these re-routes and stoppages are a small price to pay for fewer traffic deaths. 

The California Coastal Commission approved the project in 2019 only after adding some conditions, including more proactive planning for sea-level rise.

In a phone conversation Friday, Pimentel said the project has design includes a feature known as a seat-type abutment for the Indianola undercrossing. 

With this design, Pimentel said, “we’re able to facilitate raising the structure into the future if we need to for sea-level rise without having to reconstruct it [entirely].”

The Coastal Commission is also requiring Caltrans to develop a comprehensive adaptation implementation plan for this stretch of 101, and Pimentel said the agency is working with various local stakeholders to develop strategies for the various sections. The plan must be completed by 2025.

Other safety-enhancing project elements have already been completed. These include a cable median barrier, lengthened acceleration and deceleration lanes, newly constructed bridges over Jacoby Creek and Gannon Slough and replacement of old tide gates along Humboldt Bay.

The total project cost for this next portion of work comes to about $51.4 million, including some items furnished by the state, Pimentel said. 

“The department is just excited to hit this milestone,” he said. Caltrans is working on a public outreach plan to inform the public about project updates and what to expect during construction. In the meantime, Pimentel suggested keeping tabs on the Caltrans District 1 Facebook page and website.

Detail from the cover page of Caltrans’ project plans.




Facing a Collapsed Economy and a Wave of Nonpayment, Redway Community Services District Starts Shutting Off Water to Customers

Isabella Vanderheiden / Friday, Jan. 27, 2023 @ 1:43 p.m. / Community Services

Enduring economic struggles in Southern Humboldt forced the Redway Community Services District (RCSD) to shut off water and wastewater services for 16 customers on Thursday. Another 126 customers – more than 20 percent of the district’s service area – are expected to receive shut-off notices next month.

RCSD sent delinquency notices to 23 customers on Monday morning, as originally reported by Redheaded Blackbelt. Several customers were able to pay their bills or set up a payment plan within the 48-hour time frame. Those who could not pay had their water and wastewater services shut off at the meter.

“We had to shut off services for 16 accounts,” RCSD Office Manager Glenn Gradin told the Outpost this morning. “We’ll run our reports again at the end of this month and see who is still on the 90-day delinquency list. Another 60 customers – and then probably another 30 of the worst ones – will probably receive [delinquency notices] with their bills if they still haven’t paid or made arrangements to make payments.”

At the beginning of this month, RCSD was owed approximately $97,000 in delinquent payments, forcing the district to dip into its savings to maintain regular operations.

When asked what factors had fueled the rise in delinquent payments within the district, Gradin said there were “lots of little things” at play, including inflation and impacts from the COVID-19 pandemic, but largely attributed the current situation to the ongoing collapse of the cannabis market.

“We would get people to be coming in with [small bills] to pay their $300 or $400 water bill because they were trimming,” he said. “Those jobs are gone. They’re just gone. There’s not enough work for people around here that actually pays a living wage. The rents around here are through the roof … and what money they have is going toward rent and food, not their other bills.”

Gradin urged RCSD customers – or really anyone struggling to pay off delinquent utility bills – to apply for financial assistance through the Low-Income Household Water Assistance Program (LIHWAP) which will pay up to $2,000 in past-due water and wastewater bills. 

“People have been very hesitant to apply for [the program] because they assume they will be denied,” he said. “We’ve only had seven people in our service district complete the process because people often think that your earnings have to be extremely low or that you’re in a really dire situation but this program was designed to have looser conditions for getting help.”

Those interested in applying for the program will have to schedule an appointment through the Redwood Coast Action Agency by calling 707-443-3831. 

More information can be found at this link.