On Fools, Felons, Apple, and Sex Dolls

EPD: <a href="https://lostcoastoutpost.com/patrolled/eureka/2024/apr/20/#incident-927271">FOLLOW UP &#8212; 600 Block of C ST 1:09 a.m.
QUAKES: EARTHQUAKE! 2.4M Earthquake 12 Kilometers Southeast of Redway 1 a.m.
FoPD: <a href="https://lostcoastoutpost.com/patrolled/fortuna/2024/apr/20/#incident-927270">AUDIBLE ALARM &#8212; 1000 Block of RIVER RANCH RD 12:57 a.m.
EPD: <a href="https://lostcoastoutpost.com/patrolled/eureka/2024/apr/20/#incident-927275">VEHICLE INVESTIGATION &#8212; 7000 Block of W HARRIS ST 12:49 a.m.
APD: <a href="https://lostcoastoutpost.com/patrolled/arcata/2024/apr/20/#incident-927263">SUSPICIOUS CIRCUMSTANCE &#8212; 900 Block of 7TH ST 12:35 a.m.
EPD: <a href="https://lostcoastoutpost.com/patrolled/eureka/2024/apr/20/#incident-927273">911 FROM A CELL PHONE &#8212; SECOND ST/W ST 12:22 a.m.
EPD: <a href="https://lostcoastoutpost.com/patrolled/eureka/2024/apr/20/#incident-927274">PATROL CHECK &#8212; 1700 Block of TENTH ST 12:17 a.m.

Moments With Andy: On fools who love felons; Andy on Apple and his disdain for technology-marketing hype; and robbery and…um, sex dolls. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.