From reader Holly:

On my way from Stinky Beach this afternoon, on the railroad bridge over the Elk, I watched a humongous jellyfish.  As I was pondering (1) why I didn’t have my camera, (2) why this jellyfish was so huge or in the river (tide coming in), and (3) whether ‘jellyfish’ have been PC’d the way ‘starfish’ have become ‘sea stars’ ….. I saw another one!
The first was about 30” in diameter, second about 20”.  
Is this weird?

 

Well, LoCO experts? Is it? 

Also, here is a dramatic reenactment of the moment in question. Again, not an actual news clip.