When people in Humboldt file to have their love recognized by the government, their name goes in HITCHED so that the LoCO commentariat may give them marriage advice. How could this be a bad thing? 

Scroll the lovebirds below to see names you recognize from high school. Then, stay tuned; At the end of each HITCHED LoCO picks out the official wedding song for this week’s batch of soon-to-be betrothed. Again, we’re not saying you have to use our selection, but couples who have opted not to have all had rainy ceremonies. Do the right thing.

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  • Daniel W. Bartlett and Jannett C. Tucker
  • Daniele R. Nelson and Rochel F. Vincente, Jr.
  • Jessica F. Hults Russell and Jason E. Dalton
  • Morgan F. Jones and Angus S. Funkhouser
  • Julija Makuseva and Shannon P. Huffman
  • Richard M. Lono and Tammy S. Lono
  • Brittany L. Emerson and Robert D. Gribbin
  • Lonnie A. Riley, Jr. and Amber D. Richards
  • Randolph A. Ward and Asia A. Scarfia
  • Richard E. Knox and Roxanne M. Humenik
  • Christina N. McArthur and Erik Cruz Ramirez
  • Clay M. McGlaughlin and Heather J. Moots
  • Michael L. Elrod and Josephine Gonzalez
  • Shane D. Blodgett and Macy X. Lamson
  • Elise J. Kowallis and Patric A. Rieke
  • Sierra R. Leonardo and Philip G. Mullins
  • Todd M. Anderson and Afton C. Clark
  • Kyle D. McCracken and Dannyel N. Clemente

And now this week’s HITCHED song selection. Walk down the aisle to it. Dance to it. We care not.