Graphic by John Ross Ferrara.

The last four games of the NBA Finals went about as poorly as they could for the Golden State Warriors. Curry was irrelevant, Green was suspended and Bogut was dead.

But huzzah, from death comes life!

Less than a month after the heartbreaking game 7 loss to the Cleveland Cavaliers, word comes via ESPN that Kevin Durant is expected to sign a two-year $54.3 million contract with Warriors.

Durant will undoubtedly fill the small forward spot that opened up two days ago when Harrison Barnes signed with the Dallas Mavericks.

Durantula and the Baby-Faced Assassin, side by side. Cue the fireworks. Someone get me a hot dog. Is it October yet?