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Bwa! It’s Sin City debate night, kids! The final chapter in the sluggishly paced Let’s Rethink Democracy trilogy will feature our heroes, Ma Clinton and Pa Trump, once again locked in verbal embrace while America’s face settles into a painful and permanent scrunch.

Now, you could go watch our democratic process suck in one of Humboldt’s bars brave enough to screen this thing while engaging your fellow countrypersons in always-productive alcohol-aided political dialogue. Sure. But is this really a time to have your opinions influenced by amateurs? 

LoCO offers you an alternative, more-sophisticated debate watching experience. We’re gonna go ahead and stream tonight’s debate right here on the site while our team of professional Internet commenters — you’ve all grown to love “Bud,” “tseuG,” “Jim,” “Nature Boy,” and “DAV” by now — instruct you on how to properly interpret the candidates’ mouth noises. Hell, you can even jump in there with a zinger or two, if you’re feeling confident. Comment sections are great! By the end you’ll feel closer to your neighbors having endured all this together, maybe. 

Now let’s have a great, great night.