Reader Coy Ray Phelps writes:

The answer, which may surprise you, is: All of them. All the Jews work at LoCO.

Humboldt County seems, to many, like a nice quiet place to get away from it all. Say you’re a convicted sex offender and proud Nazi who was recently released from the mental hospital for federal prisoners where you landed after setting pipe bombs in synagogues, schools and community centers around San Francisco in the mid-80s. Where would you want to retire to? Maybe Lodi? 

No, Eureka’s the place for you. Or so you thought! Because little did you know that the worldwide Zionist conspiracy is based right here on the shores of Humboldt Bay … and it wears a teal yarmulke!

Thank you for the question, Coy. Welcome to Humboldt County.