Just in case you didn’t know where you were. Photo courtesy of Cal Poly Humboldt.

Sasquatch, mermaids, flags, globes, maps, and umbrellas all floated high above Cal Poly Humboldt’s campus on Oct. 19. These objects were not signs of the end times or simulacrum subjected upon a terrified student body by artistic aliens — Humboldt hired drone show company Skyworx for their Lumberjack Weekends celebration, which also brought the Beach Boys and E-40 to campus. The drone show lasted around nine minutes. 

Inquisitive minds here at the Outpost wanted to know what that little shindig ran our esteemed local center of learning, so courtesy of a public records request, we can inform you that the grand total was $29,407.50. 

The original cost was $32,675.00, but Humboldt got a slight discount for “missing drones,” according to the invoice.