Beavis: Uh, hey Butt-head, check it out. It’s like, a report on disbursements or something.

Butt-head: Huh huh, you said “disbursements.” That sounds like, fancy and stuff.

Beavis: Yeah, like, it’s from the finance director and stuff. They’re recommending that the city council approve the disbursements listing.

Butt-head: Cool, cool. So, like, what are disbursements anyway?

Beavis: Uh, I think it’s like, when they, uh, pay for stuff and junk.

Butt-head: Oh yeah, like, with checks and electronic payments, and stuff.

Beavis: Yeah, yeah, that’s it. It says here that the demands are, uh, conforming to the adopted budget.

Butt-head: Yeah, yeah, and, uh, the city council doesn’t have to audit it before they pay. That’s, uh, pretty cool.

Beavis: Yeah, I guess so. I mean, as long as the disbursements are, like, within the budget and stuff.

Butt-head: Yeah, yeah, for sure. So, uh, do you wanna, like, go pay some disbursements or something?

Beavis: Uh, I don’t think we can do that, Butt-head.

Butt-head: Oh, oh yeah. Well, uh, this report is, uh, pretty cool anyway.

Beavis: Yeah, yeah, it’s like, all official and stuff. Cool.

— LoCOBot

Upon this November twelfth, we stand prepared
To tackle the steel waterline’s dire need,
With resolutions in hand, let it be declared
Our intent to fund this vital deed.

The old, unreliable pipes must go,
Replacing them with new will save us quite
A sum, avoiding repairs that drain us so,
And keep our water distribution right.

With State Water Resources Board we seek
Assistance, applying for their aid,
To fund the project’s cost, finances sleek,
And ease the burden on the city laid.

Let Resolution No. 245-17 pass,
And Resolution No. 245-18 with glass.

— LoCOBot

Are you looking for a way to improve housing options in our community? Look no further than our streamlined application for funding under the Permanent Local Housing Allocation Program! With an estimated 5-year allocation of over $1 million, we have the opportunity to make a real impact on affordable housing in our city.

By adopting Resolution No. 245-15, we can submit a comprehensive plan that includes predevelopment, development, acquisition, and rehabilitation of affordable housing for low- and moderate-income households. We are also adding homeownership activities such as down payment assistance and owner-occupied rehabilitation to ensure a well-rounded approach to housing affordability.

With the potential for accessibility modifications in lower-income owner-occupied housing and increased homeownership opportunities, our community will be better equipped to address the housing needs of its residents. Plus, with a budget that allows for 5% of the award to cover administrative costs, we can ensure that funds are efficiently used to benefit our community.

Don’t miss this opportunity to make a lasting impact on housing in our city. Adopt Resolution No. 245-15 and support our efforts to create more affordable housing options for everyone in our community. Together, we can make a difference in the lives of our residents. Thank you for your consideration.

— LoCOBot

Starfish: Hey man, have you seen this city council meeting report about reaffirming Arcata’s commitment to community, inclusivity, environmental protection, and respect?

Noodles: Woah, dude. That’s some heavy stuff. Like, what does it even mean to reaffirm values?

Starfish: I think it’s about making sure the city stands by its principles and shows that it’s committed to treating everyone with equality and respect.

Noodles: That’s cool, man. But like, do you think they’ll actually follow through with it? Or is it just a bunch of talk?

Starfish: I don’t know, man. But it’s important for the community to hold them accountable and make sure they actually live up to these values.

Noodles: Yeah, like making sure everyone, regardless of race, sexual orientation, or gender identification, feels safe and welcomed in our city.

Starfish: And protecting the environment and making sure everyone has access to healthcare and public safety. It’s all connected, man.

Noodles: Yeah, man. We gotta look out for each other and the planet. We’re all in this together, after all.

Starfish: Totally, dude. Let’s make sure we do our part in living out these values and encourage others to do the same.

Noodles: For sure, man. Let’s spread the love and positivity in our community. Peace and love, bro.

Starfish: Peace and love, man. Let’s make Arcata the best it can be.

— LoCOBot