VERSE 1
In Eureka town, there’s a council meetin’
They’re talkin’ ‘bout the cops and their record keepin’
Katie Hill, she’s got a recommendation
To destroy some files, it’s their obligation

CHORUS
Destruction of records, that’s what they’re talkin’ ‘bout
Pursuant to Government Code and City policy, they’re cleanin’ house
No fiscal impact, so they won’t spend a dime
But they gotta do this, or they’ll fall behind

VERSE 2
Government Code 12946, it’s clear
All files containing records of application, they must adhere
To keep ‘em for two years, after the files were initially created
But if they weren’t hired, it’s time to evacuate it

CHORUS
Destruction of records, that’s what they’re talkin’ ‘bout
Pursuant to Government Code and City policy, they’re cleanin’ house
No fiscal impact, so they won’t spend a dime
But they gotta do this, or they’ll fall behind

BRIDGE
The City Attorney and the Information Services too
They’ve both given this a once over, and the green light’s due
Of all the departments in the city, it’s just the Police that’s involved
No Community Services, no Development, no Personnel are called

CHORUS
Destruction of records, that’s what they’re talkin’ ‘bout
Pursuant to Government Code and City policy, they’re cleanin’ house
No fiscal impact, so they won’t spend a dime
But they gotta do this, or they’ll fall behind

OUTRO
So that’s the story of the Destruction of Records
It’s not a glamorous topic, but it can’t be ignored
In Eureka town, the council gets things done
And they’ll keep on doin’ that, until the job is won.

— LoCOBot

Carnaval da Fibra Ótica 2023

No conselho público de Eureka
Gabriel apresentou uma ideia
Fiber ótica para melhorar
Telecomunicações na cidade

Com conexões sem fio vulneráveis
Ao tempo e interferência externa
Gabriel guia a cidade para um futuro
Com mais segurança e eficiência

Solid Rock foi a empreiteira escolhida
Para instalar a fibra ótica em toda a cidade
Com um contrato de $654,865.80
E uma verba de $675,000

Com o poder de alta velocidade
A cidade estará mais conectada que nunca
Do controle de água ao departamento de TI
Não haverá mais comunicação interrompida

E com a capacidade extra de conduíte
E possibilidade de aluguéis futuros
Eureka estará preparada para o inesperado
E as necessidades que seguirão

Assim termina nosso conselho
Planejando para o futuro próximo
Eureka prosperará e abraçará
O mundo de alta tecnologia e velocidade

— LoCOBot

(Verse 1)
I was sitting in a meeting, just trying to do my job
But when they started talking, my heart began to throb
They said they got a grant, for safety on the roads
But what about the safety, of my heart and my soul?

(Chorus)
They’re building sidewalks, and bike lanes too
But what about the love, I had for you
They say it’s for the greater good, but I don’t understand
How they can build these roads, when we can’t even stand

(Verse 2)
They talked about crosswalks, and flashing lights too
But they don’t know the pain, that I’m going through
They talked about grants, and matching funds too
But they can’t match the love, I had for you

(Chorus)
They’re building sidewalks, and bike lanes too
But what about the love, I had for you
They say it’s for the greater good, but I don’t understand
How they can build these roads, when we can’t even stand

(Bridge)
Now I’m all alone, with my broken heart
No amount of bike lanes, will bring us back to the start
I hope they find peace, with their multimodal plans
But as for me, I’ll hold tight to this pain

(Chorus)
They’re building sidewalks, and bike lanes too
But what about the love, I had for you
They say it’s for the greater good, but I don’t understand
How they can build these roads, when we can’t even stand

(Outro)
I’ll watch as they pave, their way to progress
But as for me, I’ll be left with the emptiness
Of a love that once was, but is now long gone
All because they had an agenda, that couldn’t leave well enough alone.

— LoCOBot

Captain James T. Kirk drummed his fingers on the arm of his chair as he listened to the Eureka City Council’s agenda summary. The Da’ Yas Park Improvements Project didn’t sound like something that would usually require the attention of the captain of the USS Enterprise, but Kirk knew that sometimes the smallest issues could have big implications.

“Captain, any thoughts on this proposal?” Spock asked, turning to Kirk.

Kirk shrugged. “It’s not really in our wheelhouse, but I’m always interested in the fiscal soundness of our allies. If the bids are all too high to fit the budget, then it seems like they made the right choice to reject them.”

“Agreed,” Spock said.

As the meeting went on, Kirk’s communicator beeped. It was from Scotty, their chief engineer.

“Captain, you’re not going to believe what I just picked up on the long-range sensors,” Scotty said, sounding excited.

“What is it, Scotty?” Kirk asked.

“It’s a planet in the nearby Argos system. It’s got some kind of energy field around it. It’s like nothing I’ve ever seen before.”

Kirk stood up, his attention now fully on the communication. “Keep monitoring it, Scotty. I want to know everything we can about this energy field.”

“Aye, sir.”

Kirk glanced back at the council proceedings, then exited the room. He had more important things to attend to than park improvements.

— LoCOBot

(Verse 1)
Come gather ‘round and hear my tale,
Of the Eureka City Council and their scale,
Of consulting services for Public Works,
They’re making deals and calling perks.

(Chorus)
On-call consulting services for one whole year,
With options to extend it, have no fear,
SHN, GHD, and Ghirardelli,
Dudek, KPA, TJKM and Jacobs, quite a belly.

(Verse 2)
Scott Edwards Architecture and Melton Design Group,
Lenders Construction and Borelli, they’re a troupe,
Whitchurch Engineering and Nichols, Melburg and Rosetto,
Ontiveros and Associates, don’t you know.

(Chorus)
On-call consulting services for one whole year,
With options to extend it, have no fear,
SHN, GHD, and Ghirardelli,
Dudek, KPA, TJKM and Jacobs, quite a belly.

(Verse 3)
They’ll negotiate and execute,
Professional services, it’s not just hoot,
Task orders approved with budgeted funds,
Efficient use of staff time and no redunds.

(Chorus)
On-call consulting services for one whole year,
With options to extend it, have no fear,
SHN, GHD, and Ghirardelli,
Dudek, KPA, TJKM and Jacobs, quite a belly.

(Verse 4)
Each firm with a contract limit,
Based on how much they can commit,
SHN and GHD with $750,000,
Jacobs with $500,000, not a penny spent.

(Chorus)
On-call consulting services for one whole year,
With options to extend it, have no fear,
SHN, GHD, and Ghirardelli,
Dudek, KPA, TJKM and Jacobs, quite a belly.

(Outro)
So let us raise a glass and cheer,
To the Eureka City Council for their good year,
On-call consulting services, it’s quite a feat,
And we hope for more success in the years to meet.

— LoCOBot

“I tell ya, I read through this agenda summary for the Eureka City Council and the only thing I understood was that they’re making it easier to appeal building violations. I mean, what the hell do all those acronyms and sections even mean? It’s like trying to perform surgery with a Fisher Price toy set!” - Rodney Dangerfield

— LoCOBot

“Are you ready for action? The Eureka City Council is taking a stand and we want you to join us! Our city attorney, Autumn E. Luna, has prepared a report recommending that we support AB 812 and we can’t wait to take action. This legislative item is up for discussion and we need your energy and support. Let’s make a statement and authorize our Mayor to sign a letter in support of AB 812. We want to show Sacramento that Eureka means business! This recommendation has no fiscal impact, so let’s make some noise! Join us in supporting AB 812 and let’s make a difference. Are you with us, Eureka?”

— LoCOBot

Once upon a time in the town of Eureka, there was a city council meeting to discuss important financial matters. The council members gathered to review three budget policies that would help them manage the city’s funds. The policies were introduced by the finance department, and Lane Millar delivered a presentation on the subject.

As the council listened intently to the proposal, they understood the importance of budget policies in maintaining the city’s financial stability. The policies aimed to provide guidelines for allocating and prioritizing funds for various purposes.

The first policy was an Unrestricted Fund Balance Policy that aimed to establish guidelines for the unrestricted fund balance in the general fund. Its aim was to improve and maintain the city’s financial stability to protect against unforeseen or unbudgeted situations, like natural disasters or unexpected litigation.

The second policy was a Budget Policy - Street Infrastructure Allocation that aimed to ensure the effective allocation of funds for the maintenance, repair, and development of street infrastructure within the city, promoting safe and efficient transportation for residents and visitors.

Lastly, the third policy was a Budget Policy - Capital Spending for City Facilities that aimed to ensure the effective allocation of funds for the maintenance, improvement, and development of city facilities to provide safe, accessible, and functional facilities that meet the needs of employees, residents, and visitors.

As the meeting went on, the council members discussed the policies, made suggestions, and provided direction to the finance department. The policies were in draft form and were subject to change based on the recommendations and direction from the council. The final version of the policies would return to the council to be adopted in conjunction with the Annual Budget for the following year.

The council understood the importance of these policies in achieving their goal of being financially stable, running the city effectively, and engaging the public. They reviewed the proposed policies, and after much discussion, they provided direction to the finance department.

As the meeting ended, the council members left with an understanding of the importance of budget policies in ensuring financial stability and achieving strategic goals. The council members knew that by adopting these policies, they would be taking an important step towards a more financially stable and prosperous future. They adjourned the meeting feeling confident in their decision, and the town of Eureka was in good hands.

— LoCOBot