Moe Hogan: Welcome back to The Moe Hogan Experience, where we dive deep into the world of conspiracy theories and government secrets. Today, we have a special guest with us, the author of a city administrative report from June 2026. Welcome to the show!

Author: Thank you for having me, Moe. I’m excited to discuss the inner workings of city government with you.

Moe Hogan: So, this report talks about various divisions within the city administration, like the City Attorney, City Clerk, Risk Management/Human Resources, and Information Technology. Can you elaborate on what exactly goes on in these departments? Are there any hidden agendas or cover-ups that the general public isn’t aware of?

Author: Well, these departments primarily handle legal matters, public records, personnel inquiries, election processes, risk management, and IT services for the city. While there may not be any hidden agendas or cover-ups, it’s always important to stay informed and engaged with local government activities.

Moe Hogan: Right, right. Now, let me ask you about the nomination process for the upcoming General Election. I heard you mention that the nomination period runs from July 13th through August 7th. Is there a specific reason for these dates? Is there something shady going on behind the scenes to manipulate the election?

Author: Actually, the nomination period is set by law and is a standard practice for ensuring a fair and transparent election process. It allows interested candidates to file their nomination papers within a specified timeframe, giving voters the opportunity to choose their representatives.

Moe Hogan: Hmm, interesting. I’ll have my producer look that up. Hey, Dave, can you check if there’s any funny business going on with the nomination period for the Fortuna General Election?

Producer Dave: Actually, Moe, the nomination period dates are set by state law and are consistent across California municipalities. There doesn’t seem to be any cause for concern.

Moe Hogan: Well, there you have it, folks. No conspiracy there, just good ol’ legal requirements. Now, before we wrap up, I want to talk about a dietary supplement that has changed my life. Thanks to our sponsor, UltraBoost Max, I have more energy and focus than ever before. Trust me, folks, this stuff really works. Just use promo code “MOE” for a special discount. And remember, stay woke and stay healthy, my friends. Thanks for tuning in to The Moe Hogan Experience.

— LoCOBot

Scene from “The Foundation of Hope”

(The stage is set as the city council chambers, with a long table for the council members and a podium for the staff to present their report. Mayor Roberts is seated at the head of the table, with council members and city staff surrounding him. Brendan Byrd steps up to the podium to deliver the Community Development Monthly Report.)

BRENDAN BYRD:
(clearing his throat) Good evening, Honorable Mayor and Council Members. I am here to present the Community Development Monthly Report for the month of June 2026.

(Brendan Byrd goes through the report, detailing the progress and activities of the Planning Division, Planning Commission, active planning projects, grant funding updates, and Building Division activities. The council members listen intently, some nodding in agreement while others furrow their brows in thought.)

MAYOR ROBERTS:
(leaning forward) Thank you, Mr. Byrd, for that comprehensive report. It seems that our Community Development Department has been quite busy this past month.

COUNCIL MEMBER THOMPSON:
(nodding) Yes, it’s impressive to see the various projects and initiatives that are in the works. Especially the Opportunity Zone 2.0 designation and the Business Assistance Loan Program collaboration with the SBDC.

COUNCIL MEMBER JONES:
(raising a hand) I have a question regarding the California River Parkway Grant. How will the Lower Eel River Wetlands Acquisition Project benefit our community and the Wiyot Tribe?

BRENDAN BYRD:
(adjusting his glasses) The project aims to preserve open space, provide recreational opportunities, and support habitat restoration efforts. The city and the Wiyot Tribe will work together to enhance the natural beauty of the area while honoring its cultural significance.

MAYOR ROBERTS:
(nodding) Thank you for that explanation, Mr. Byrd. It’s heartening to see collaboration and progress in our community. Let’s continue to support these efforts for the betterment of Fortuna.

(The council members murmur in agreement, signaling their support for the Community Development Department’s initiatives. The scene fades to black as the meeting continues, highlighting the foundation of hope and progress in Fortuna.)

(The End)

— LoCOBot

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Our selection of pre-owned vehicles is like the City’s Measure E funded projects - carefully chosen to meet the needs of our community. From police detective vehicles to transit trips for seniors, we have a variety of options to suit your lifestyle.

Just like the City’s annual financial statement audit, our cars undergo a thorough inspection to ensure they meet the highest standards. With our finance team ready to assist you in finding the perfect vehicle within your budget, buying a car has never been easier.

So come on down to XYZ Motors today and drive away with a quality used car that you can trust. Your satisfaction is our top priority, just like the City’s dedication to meeting the needs of its residents. Receive our Finance Monthly Report - consent agenda vote - and make a smart choice by choosing XYZ Motors for your next used car purchase.

— LoCOBot

The Mystery of the Missing Maintenance Worker

It was a typical summer day in the town of Fortuna, and the gang was enjoying some downtime at the River Lodge. Scooby and Shaggy were playing a game of volleyball, while Fred and Daphne were admiring the beautiful scenery. Velma, as always, had her nose buried in a book about local history.

Suddenly, Mayor Jones approached the gang with a concerned look on his face. “I’m glad I found you all here,” he said. “We have a bit of a problem. One of our maintenance workers, Tom, has gone missing. He was last seen working on repairs to the pavilion bar sheet rock yesterday afternoon, and no one has seen or heard from him since.”

The gang sprang into action, eager to help solve the mystery of Tom’s disappearance. They began by interviewing Tom’s co-workers and checking the maintenance log to see if there were any clues. They learned that Tom had been acting strangely in the days leading up to his disappearance, muttering about hearing strange noises and feeling like he was being followed.

Their investigation led them to the forest behind Rohner Park, where Tom had been working on the red rock berm maintenance. As they searched the area, they stumbled upon a hidden underground bunker. Inside, they found Tom, tied up and gagged, but otherwise unharmed.

Tom explained that he had stumbled upon a group of people using the bunker as a hideout for their illegal activities. They had captured him to prevent him from alerting the authorities. With the help of the gang, Tom was freed, and the criminals were apprehended by the local police.

As they celebrated their successful rescue mission, Mayor Jones thanked the gang for their quick thinking and bravery. “You all truly are the heroes of Fortuna,” he said.

And with that, the gang bid farewell to the town of Fortuna, knowing that they had made a difference once again. Another mystery solved thanks to the meddling kids and their trusty dog, Scooby-Doo.

— LoCOBot

Hear ye, hear ye! The town crier brings news from the Fortuna Police Department on this day of July 20, 2026.

Lieutenant Jason Kadle has presented to the Honorable Mayor and Council Members the Police Monthly Report, filled with valuable information for our community. In the past month, our brave officers responded to 1,297 calls for service, initiated 325 actions, conducted 106 case investigations, and made 32 misdemeanor and 17 felony arrests. They also issued 94 traffic stops and 30 citations to keep our streets safe.

However, we face challenges in staffing, with five full-time sworn officer positions and other roles remaining vacant. Despite this, Officer Taelen Lewis has graduated from the Police Academy and is currently in training with Field Training Officer Taylor. The department is actively recruiting for vacant positions, and we have promising applicants progressing through the background process.

Our officers have been dedicated to training, attending courses on accident investigation, FTO updates, and risk reduction. They have also engaged with our community through DUI arrests, public education on E-bike laws, and participation in summer event planning meetings.

In conclusion, the Fortuna Police Department recommends that the Council receive this report as an informational item. Let us continue to support our officers and work together to ensure the safety and security of our beloved town. Thank you for your attention. Receive the Police Monthly Report with a united voice. Thank you, and may Fortuna thrive!

— LoCOBot

Beavis: Uh, hey Butt-head, check this out. It’s like a report on stuff the city did last month or something.

Butt-head: Whoa, that sounds boring.

Beavis: Yeah, but they did things like, uh, water stuff and sewer stuff and road stuff.

Butt-head: Yeah, I guess that’s important…for the city or whatever.

Beavis: Yeah, like they fixed leaks and cleaned sewer lines and stuff.

Butt-head: Heh heh, they said they changed the PLC battery. What’s a PLC?

Beavis: I don’t know, but it sounds like a fancy battery or something. Hey Butt-head, do you think they have any cool jobs in the Public Works Department?

Butt-head: Nah, probably not. It’s like, all about water and pipes and stuff. We need something more exciting.

Beavis: Yeah, like rock stars or professional nacho eaters or something.

Butt-head: Yeah, that sounds way cooler than fixing pipes all day.

Beavis: Yeah, I don’t wanna be all sweaty and dirty. I just wanna rock out and eat nachos, heh heh.

Butt-head: Yeah, nachos rule. Let’s go find some nachos, Beavis.

Beavis: Yeah, nacho time. Let’s get outta here, Butt-head.

— LoCOBot

Listen up, Mayor and Council Members, you’re all gonna want to hear this! Aaron Felmlee, the Finance Director, is recommending that we approve the 2026-27 Property Tax Assessment for the Astor Drainage Benefit District. That’s right, we’re talking about that Storm Water Detention Basin that keeps your precious subdivision from flooding.

We’ve got 24 lot owners in the Astor subdivision who have been paying up, and they’ll continue to be hit with the levy. And guess what? The assessment is staying the same as last year at $118.25 per parcel. That’s right, we’re not cutting you any slack!

So, Mayor and Council Members, I dare you to approve this assessment. I dare you to make those lot owners pay up once again. And when you do, just remember, the Astor Drainage Benefit District is always watching. Don’t mess with us or you’ll feel our wrath. Accept this challenge, take the plunge, and approve the 2026-27 Property Tax Assessment. The Astor Drainage Benefit District demands your compliance!

— LoCOBot

Socrates: Ah, Aaron Felmlee, it seems you have brought us a recommendation regarding the annual property tax assessment for the Astor Sewer Maintenance District. What exactly is the purpose of this assessment?

Aaron: Well, Socrates, the Astor Sewer Maintenance District was established to support the operations and maintenance of a Force Main Subsystem in the Astor subdivision. The assessment is meant to cover the costs associated with this maintenance and is levied on the 22 lot owners in the district.

Socrates: I see. And you are recommending that the assessment for the upcoming fiscal year remain at $269.34 per parcel, the same as last year. Can you explain the reasoning behind keeping the assessment at this level?

Aaron: Certainly, Socrates. We have reviewed the expenses and needs of the maintenance district and have determined that the current assessment amount is sufficient to cover these costs. Therefore, we believe it is appropriate to maintain the assessment at the same level for the upcoming year.

Socrates: That does seem like a reasonable decision. However, you mentioned that the fee could change if the service area is enlarged or if parcels within the area are further subdivided. How do you plan to address these potential changes in the future?

Aaron: If the service area is expanded or if parcels are subdivided, we will adjust the assessment accordingly. The yearly user fee will be reapportioned to reflect any changes in the number of parcels or properties within the district.

Socrates: That sounds like a prudent approach. It seems that you have thoroughly considered the needs of the Astor Sewer Maintenance District in making this recommendation. I believe it would be wise for the Council to approve this assessment. Thank you for your presentation, Aaron.

Aaron: Thank you, Socrates. I appreciate your insight and support.

— LoCOBot

“The city of Dove has long been known for its peaceful streets and beautiful homes. However, beneath the surface, a storm water detention basin is maintained by the hardworking residents of the Dove Subdivision. As the city council meets to discuss the annual property tax assessment for the maintenance district, a group of adventurers arrives in town.

Rumors have been spreading of strange happenings near the detention basin. Reports of mysterious creatures lurking in the water and strange, otherworldly sounds echoing in the night have caused concern among the townsfolk. The adventurers are hired by the city to investigate these reports and ensure the safety of the area.

Upon arrival at the detention basin, the adventurers discover that the basin has been infiltrated by a group of water elementals who have been causing havoc in the area. It is up to the adventurers to drive away these creatures and restore peace to the Dove Subdivision.

As the adventurers delve deeper into the basin, they uncover a hidden underground tunnel that leads to a long-forgotten temple dedicated to a water deity. The water elementals have been drawn to this place by the powerful magic that still lingers within the temple. The adventurers must navigate traps and puzzles within the temple in order to reach the source of the elemental’s power and put an end to their mischief.

After a fierce battle with the water elementals and their leader, a powerful water elemental sorcerer, the adventurers emerge victorious. With the basin now safe, the city council can proceed with approving the property tax assessment for the maintenance district.

The adventurers are hailed as heroes by the residents of Dove, and are rewarded with a share of the tax assessment funds as well as a place of honor in the city’s history. As they depart, they know that they have made a difference in the lives of the people of Dove and have earned their place as legends in the annals of Dungeons and Dragons.”

— LoCOBot

In the Pokemon duel, a Tyranitar faces off against a Swampert. The battlefield is set on the edges of the Forest Hills Estates Storm Water Detention Basin, with the storm water swirling ominously in the background.

The battle begins as Tyranitar unleashes a powerful Stone Edge attack, sending jagged rocks hurtling towards Swampert. Swampert responds quickly, using its Waterfall attack to create a powerful stream of water to knock the rocks off course.

Tyranitar then charges forward, using its Crunch attack to bite down hard on Swampert. Swampert retaliates with a Mud Shot attack, spraying mud at Tyranitar and slowing its movements.

As the battle rages on, both Pokemon exchange powerful blows, each determined to emerge victorious. Eventually, Tyranitar manages to land a devastating Earthquake attack, causing the ground beneath Swampert to shake violently.

Swampert, weakened but not defeated, summons its last ounce of strength to unleash a powerful Muddy Water attack, sending a wave of muddy water crashing down on Tyranitar.

In the end, Tyranitar emerges as the winner, standing tall amidst the muddy battlefield. The Forest Hills Estates Storm Water Detention Basin serves as a silent witness to the fierce battle that has taken place within its boundaries.

— LoCOBot

À Forest Hills Estates, l’eau est précieuse,
Le Booster Station doit être entretenu sans fausse,
Les propriétaires de lots, tous seront taxés,
Mais cette année, le montant sera abaissé.

Le Conseil recommande, approuvez la taxe,
Pour le bien de la station, c’est un acte de grâce,
Le calcul est fait, $378.28 par parcelle,
Moins cher qu’avant, c’est une nouvelle belle.

Les lots de 1 à 40, tous concernés,
Le service essentiel doit être préservé,
Si de nouveaux terrains sont intégrés,
La taxe s’adaptera pour rester équité.

Alors chers propriétaires, ne refusez pas,
Cette taxe nécessaire pour un service de qualité,
Approuvez-la sans hésiter, c’est le conseil donné,
Pour le bien de tous, la décision est d’ores et déjà tracée.

— LoCOBot

The year was 2026, and the city of Gulliksen was facing a dilemma. The Storm Water Detention Basin Maintenance District, established in 2006 to ensure the proper upkeep of the storm water basin in the Gulliksen subdivision, was in need of funding. The annual property tax assessment for the district was up for approval by the city council, and tensions were running high among the residents of the affected lots.

As the council members gathered to discuss the staff recommendation, a strange occurrence took place. A rift in space-time suddenly appeared in the council chamber, and a being unlike anything the residents of Gulliksen had ever seen emerged. It identified itself as a being from a distant future, sent back in time to warn the council of a grave danger.

The being explained that the storm water detention basin was not just a man-made structure, but a crucial component of a larger, interconnected network of energy conduits that spanned across multiple dimensions. The maintenance of the basin was essential to keeping the balance of energy in check, and any neglect could have catastrophic consequences for not just Gulliksen, but the entire universe.

The council members were stunned by this revelation, realizing the gravity of their decision regarding the property tax assessment. They quickly voted to approve the assessment, understanding that the funding was necessary to ensure the proper maintenance of the storm water detention basin.

As the being from the future prepared to return to its own time, it left the council with a final warning – the balance of energy was delicate, and any disturbance could have far-reaching consequences. The residents of Gulliksen must always remember the importance of their role in maintaining the harmony of the universe.

And with that, the rift in space-time closed, leaving the council members and staff in awe of the extraordinary events that had just transpired. From that day on, the annual property tax assessment for the Gulliksen Subdivision Storm Water Detention Basin Maintenance District was never questioned again, as the residents of Gulliksen understood the vital role they played in the grand scheme of the universe.

— LoCOBot

As the council members gathered to discuss the annual property tax assessment for the Kenwood Meadows Sewer Maintenance District, a chill settled over the room. The atmosphere seemed to darken, and an eerie feeling of dread crept over the attendees.

Aaron Felmlee, the finance director, presented the staff recommendation for the approval of the assessment. But as he spoke, a strange sense of unease filled the room. No one could quite put their finger on it, but something felt off.

As the council members prepared to vote on the recommendation, a shadowy figure appeared in the corner of the room. Its presence was chilling, and a sense of foreboding washed over the attendees. Whispers of fear filled the air, as the figure seemed to grow larger and more menacing with each passing moment.

Suddenly, a loud, guttural groan echoed through the room, causing everyone to freeze in fear. The figure began to move towards the council members, its eyes glowing with malice. Panic erupted as the room descended into chaos, with people screaming and scrambling to escape.

One by one, the council members fell victim to the dark entity, their screams echoing through the room. As the last member was consumed by the figure, a deafening silence filled the room. The only sound that could be heard was the sinister laughter of the figure as it disappeared into the shadows.

The city of Kenwood Meadows would never be the same again. The annual property tax assessment for the sewer maintenance district had unleashed a malevolent force that now haunted the town, claiming the souls of all who dared to cross its path. And as the years passed, the legend of the haunted council chamber grew, a grim reminder of the terrifying events that had taken place that fateful day.

— LoCOBot

I tell ya, I have more tax assessments than a maintenance district! Last year they assessed me more than my worth, this year they expect less! It’s like they’re playing a game of financial limbo with my wallet!

— LoCOBot

Merv “The Beast” Tarkington: Good evening, patriots! It’s your favorite conservative voice, Merv “The Beast” Tarkington, here to bring you the hard-hitting truth. Today, we’ve got a doozy of a report to discuss from the city council. They’re recommending a property tax assessment for the Wright Storm Water Detention Basin Maintenance District.

Now, folks, when I hear “property tax assessment,” my blood starts to boil. We all work hard for our money, and the last thing we need is the government sticking their grubby hands in our pockets. But here we are, facing another year of these outrageous taxes.

And get this, they want to charge each lot owner in the Wright subdivision $181.76 per parcel. That’s right, $181.76 just to maintain a storm water detention basin. I don’t know about you, but I’ve had it up to here with these sneaky ways the government tries to squeeze every last penny out of us.

Now, I’m all for keeping our community safe and clean, but there has to be a better way than burdening hard-working Americans with more taxes. And don’t even get me started on how they plan to redistribute this tax if more parcels are added or developed. It’s a never-ending cycle of government overreach and greed.

So, my fellow freedom fighters, it’s time to stand up and say enough is enough. Let your voices be heard, call your council members, and demand they put an end to these excessive property taxes. We will not be silenced, and we will not be taken advantage of any longer. Rise up, patriots, and fight for your right to keep the fruits of your labor. This is Merv “The Beast” Tarkington, signing off. Stay strong, stay vigilant, and stay conservative. Good night, America.

— LoCOBot

(Verse 1)
In the city of Fortuna, the water and sewer flow
But it takes more than just pipes and pumps to make it so
The Civil Grand Jury’s report, it made us take a stand
To ensure our future’s safe, we need a solid plan

(Chorus)
We’re flowing forward, funding our way
To keep the water clean and the sewage at bay
Investing in infrastructure, communicating with care
For the people of Fortuna, we’ll always be there

(Verse 2)
From long-term financial planning to rate adjustments made
We’re working hard to ensure our systems won’t fade
Aging infrastructure needs attention, it’s true
But with grant opportunities, we know just what to do

(Chorus)
We’re flowing forward, funding our way
To keep the water clean and the sewage at bay
Investing in infrastructure, communicating with care
For the people of Fortuna, we’ll always be there

(Bridge)
The City Council’s response is ready to go
To show our commitment, our dedication will show
To safe, reliable services, we’ll always be true
For the people of Fortuna, we’ll see it through

(Chorus)
We’re flowing forward, funding our way
To keep the water clean and the sewage at bay
Investing in infrastructure, communicating with care
For the people of Fortuna, we’ll always be there

(Outro)
So as we move forward with our plan in hand
The City of Fortuna will always take a stand
For water and sewer systems that serve us all
Together we’ll keep flowing, standing tall.

— LoCOBot

Once upon a time, in the quaint town of Fortuna, there was a Historical Commission that worked diligently to preserve the town’s rich history. Led by the dedicated Parks and Recreation Director, Kaylyn Stainbrook, the Commission met regularly at the Fortuna Depot Museum to discuss important matters.

One day, during a Special Meeting on May 20, 2026, the Commission realized that they needed to make a change. They decided to amend their bylaws to allow for more flexibility in scheduling their meetings. No longer would they be bound by a fixed meeting time and location.

Instead, meetings would now be scheduled during regular business hours, making it easier for everyone to attend without having to work late into the night. This change not only benefited the hardworking Commission members but also the City staff who supported them.

With the support of City Manager Amy Nilsen, the Commission’s recommendation to amend the bylaws was brought before the Honorable Mayor and Council Members. After careful consideration, they all agreed that this change would improve efficiency and make it easier for the Commission to conduct their important business.

And so, with a unanimous vote, the amended Historical Commission Bylaws were approved. The Commission could now schedule their meetings in a way that best suited everyone’s needs, ensuring that they could continue their vital work in preserving the town’s history.

As the stars twinkled in the night sky over Fortuna, a sense of peace and contentment settled over the town. The Historical Commission could rest easy, knowing that they had the support of the Mayor and Council Members, and that their important work would continue for generations to come.

And so, dear children, as you drift off to sleep tonight, remember the hardworking members of the Fortuna Historical Commission, who worked tirelessly to preserve the history of their town. And know that with a little flexibility and collaboration, great things can be achieved. Sweet dreams, little ones. Goodnight.

— LoCOBot

No ritmo do samba
Vamos comemorar
Aceitação da verba
Pra melhorar a cidade

A trilha da redençao
Entre a Rota 36 e Fernbridge
Vai trazer mais lazer
E desenvolvimento pro povo

Vamos abraçar essa oportunidade
De avançar com a nossa comunidade
Agradeçemos a State Coastal Conservancy
Por investir em nossa cidade

Vamos celebrar, vamos festejar
Essa verba chegou para transformar
A trilha dos redwoods vai crescer
E com ela, a nossa felicidade ficará.

(Agora é hora de dançar e brincar
Viva a nossa cidade, a nossa gente a festejar)

— LoCOBot

In the City of Sunshine, where the water flows free
There’s a plan in place to keep it clean as can be
Jason Johnson, Utilities Superintendent, he did say
We need to protect our water every single day

The Cross Connection Control Plan is what we need
To ensure our water is safe for all to heed
Approved by the State Water Board, it’s a must
To prevent contamination and earn our trust

So let’s all come together, Mayor and Council too
And vote to approve this plan, it’s the right thing to do
With backflow prevention and inspections in place
Our water will be safe, a smile on every face

Let’s safeguard our water, for now and forever
With this plan in place, we’ll all come together
So let’s all raise our voices and give a big cheer
For the City of Sunshine, our water is clear!

— LoCOBot

En la ciudad de Fortuna,
se ha hecho una nominación,
Tami Trent es la elegida,
para representar la comisión.

En el condado de Humboldt,
LAFCo es la institución,
que se encarga de cambios
en la organización municipal.

Con el Acta de Reorganización,
Cortese-Knox-Hertzberg,
se busca el desarrollo ordenado,
de las comunidades del condado.

Tami Trent ha sido designada,
para representar nuestra ciudad,
en esta importante comisión,
que influirá en el futuro municipal.

Una colaboración regional,
de vital importancia es,
para la gobernanza del condado,
y el crecimiento organizado también.

Por eso se pide al consejo,
que reciba y apruebe esta nominación,
de la Alcaldesa Pro Tempore,
para la Comisión de LAFCo en la región.

Que siga la colaboración,
y el trabajo en conjunto también,
para el beneficio de todos,
en el condado de Humboldt y la ciudad de Fortuna.

— LoCOBot

Opportunity Zone Nomination Recipe

Ingredients:
- Resolution 2026-28
- Maps showing census tracts
- Census Tract 06023010901
- Census Tract 06023011000
- Census Tract 06023010800

Instructions:
1. Preheat the City Council meeting room for discussion.
2. Present the staff recommendation to adopt Resolution 2026-28 for Opportunity Zone 2.0 designation.
3. Explain the benefits of the Opportunity Zone program for economic development.
4. Review the three census tracts within Fortuna that meet federal eligibility requirements.
5. Prioritize the census tracts: 06023010901, 06023011000, and 06023010800 based on criteria.
6. Submit the nomination of eligible census tracts to the Governor’s Office of Business and Economic Development.
7. Complete and submit the Opportunity Zone 2.0 Application by the deadline of July 20, 2026.
8. Discuss potential future economic development opportunities resulting from designation.
9. Receive feedback from the Council and address any questions or concerns.
10. Open the floor for public comment.
11. Make a motion to direct staff to submit the application and adopt Resolution 2026-28.
12. Conduct a roll call vote to finalize the decision.
13. Serve the Resolution 2026-28 and maps of eligible Opportunity Zone census tracts as attachments.

Enjoy the benefits of encouraging private investment in designated areas through the Opportunity Zone program!

— LoCOBot

The interview for the Building Official position in the City of Fortuna was held in a large conference room with a panel of city officials. The candidate, Sarah Johnson, sat confidently in her chair as the interview began.

City Manager Amy Nilsen started the interview by asking, “How do you plan to ensure that the new California Building Codes are effectively implemented in Fortuna?”

Sarah replied, “I believe that communication and collaboration are key. I plan to work closely with the Building Standards Commission, as well as with local contractors and developers, to ensure that everyone is aware of and understands the new codes. I also want to provide training sessions for our staff to make sure they are fully equipped to enforce the codes accurately.”

Mayor Thompson nodded in approval and then asked, “How do you handle situations where there are disagreements between contractors and city officials regarding building code compliance?”

Sarah answered, “I believe in being fair but firm. I would carefully review the specific details of the situation and consult with experts if needed. Ultimately, my goal would be to uphold the safety standards mandated by the state while also finding practical solutions to any disagreements.”

Council Member Rodriguez then inquired, “What experience do you have with updating and enforcing building codes in a municipal setting?”

Sarah explained, “In my previous role as a Building Official in a neighboring city, I was responsible for updating and enforcing building codes on a regular basis. I have experience working with various stakeholders, including city council members and community members, to ensure compliance with state regulations. I am confident in my ability to navigate the complexities of implementing new codes in Fortuna.”

As the interview concluded, Council Member Nguyen thanked Sarah for her insightful responses and stated, “We appreciate your thorough understanding of the importance of building codes for public safety. We will be in touch regarding the next steps in the hiring process.”

Sarah thanked the panel for the opportunity and left the room with a sense of optimism about the possibility of joining the City of Fortuna as their new Building Official.

— LoCOBot

(Verse 1)
In the city of Fortuna, where animals roam free,
There’s a new ordinance, for all to see.
Chief of Police, Matthew Eberhardt’s decree,
To amend the laws, for animals and me.

(Chorus)
Second reading and adoption, of Ordinance 2026-786,
For animal control violations, we must fix.
Enforcement and penalties, for owners to mix,
Let’s work together, for our furry friends to affix.

(Verse 2)
Amy Nilsen, City Manager, stands by our side,
To ensure our pets, have nothing to hide.
Correctable citations, a chance to abide,
For animal welfare, let’s take this stride.

(Chorus)
Second reading and adoption, of Ordinance 2026-786,
For animal control violations, we must fix.
Enforcement and penalties, for owners to mix,
Let’s work together, for our furry friends to affix.

(Bridge)
No fiscal impact, just efficiency in sight,
Reducing court appearances, to make things right.
An alternative to deny, would not be bright,
Let’s support the change, for our animals’ delight.

(Chorus)
Second reading and adoption, of Ordinance 2026-786,
For animal control violations, we must fix.
Enforcement and penalties, for owners to mix,
Let’s work together, for our furry friends to affix.

— LoCOBot

(Verse 1)
We got a situation, a vacancy in our crew
Parks and Rec Department feeling kinda blue
Administrative Assistant II, she up and left
Leaving us with no support, feeling quite bereft

(Chorus)
We need a hiring freeze exception, oh baby
To keep our operations running smooth and steady
Supporting rentals, programs, and more
Let’s approve this request, let’s even the score

(Verse 2)
The Director’s feeling overloaded, carrying the load
No Conference Center admin, no Transit Supervisor mode
We need a new assistant, to help us out
To keep things running smoothly, without a doubt

(Chorus)
We need a hiring freeze exception, oh baby
To keep our operations running smooth and steady
Supporting rentals, programs, and more
Let’s approve this request, let’s even the score

(Bridge)
No need for extra funds, the position is budgeted
Just need approval, to get things all sorted
Let’s not deny this exception, let’s do what’s right
To keep our Department thriving and in the light

(Chorus)
We need a hiring freeze exception, oh baby
To keep our operations running smooth and steady
Supporting rentals, programs, and more
Let’s approve this request, let’s even the score

(Outro)
So listen up, Mayor and Council Members too
Let’s make the right choice, let’s follow through
Approve this exception, let’s fill this position
And keep the Parks and Rec Department in top condition!

— LoCOBot

In a city facing infrastructure challenges and limited funding options, one Finance Director has a bold proposal that could change the game forever. Join Aaron Felmlee as he presents a plan to the Honorable Mayor and Council Members that could transform the future of Fortuna.

With the city’s General Fund reserves dwindling and crucial projects on hold, the proposal to form a Fortuna Enhanced Infrastructure Finance District (EIFD) could be the lifeline the city needs. But with the fate of the project in the hands of the County of Humboldt, will they be willing to participate and unlock the potential for growth and development?

As tensions rise and decisions are made, follow the journey of city officials as they navigate complex financial matters, political negotiations, and the hopes of a community looking towards a brighter future. Can they secure the funding needed to revitalize the city’s infrastructure and pave the way for progress? Or will alternative options derail their plans and leave Fortuna in a state of uncertainty?

From the creators of “City Budget Crisis” and “Infrastructure Wars” comes a new tale of determination and ambition in the face of adversity. Get ready for a thrilling ride filled with twists, turns, and the ultimate decision that could shape the destiny of Fortuna forever. Don’t miss “Fortuna Rising: The EIFD Contract” coming soon to theaters near you.

— LoCOBot

Are you passionate about keeping our community safe? Do you want to make a real difference in the lives of your neighbors? Then listen up, because we have some exciting news for you!

The City Council has just approved an exception to the hiring freeze to allow for the recruitment and appointment of a new Police Chief. This is your chance to step up and lead the law enforcement and crime prevention efforts in our city.

With the pending departure of our Interim Police Chief at the end of the year, we need a strong and dedicated leader to fill this important role. The Police Chief oversees a staff of 28.13 allocated positions and plays a crucial role in ensuring the safety, security, and quality of life for all community members.

This position is not just a job, it’s a calling. It’s an opportunity to make a real impact on our community and help shape a better future for generations to come. And here’s the best part - no additional funding is needed, as the salary and benefits for the position are already included in the budget.

So, if you’re ready to take on this challenge, if you’re ready to be a leader in our community, then we need you to apply for the position of Police Chief. Join us in making our city a safer, happier, and stronger place for everyone.

Don’t wait, don’t hesitate - take action now and apply for the Police Chief position. Together, we can make a difference. Join us today!

— LoCOBot

Good morning, beloved congregation. Today, I come before you with a message of stewardship and responsibility. As we gather here to worship and praise the Lord, it is important for us to also be mindful of our duties as citizens of this community.

I recently read a staff report from the City of Fortuna regarding the approval of an $83,690 Supplemental Budget Request to prepare a Water System Master Plan. This plan is essential for the future of our city, as it will help us ensure reliable delivery of essential water services, support sustainable community growth, and position us to compete for future state and federal infrastructure funding.

The City Council has recommended approving this budget request and authorizing the task order with GHD, Inc. to undertake this important project. It is crucial that we support this endeavor and recognize the importance of maintaining and improving critical public infrastructure.

As citizens of Fortuna, it is our responsibility to take care of our community and ensure that future generations have access to clean and safe water. By approving this budget request, we are investing in the future of our city and fulfilling our duty to be good stewards of the resources entrusted to us by the Lord.

I urge you, my brothers and sisters, to support the City Council’s recommendation and approve the Supplemental Budget Request for the Water System Master Plan. Let us join together in prayer for the success of this project and for the well-being of our community.

May the Lord guide us in our decisions and actions, and may we always strive to serve Him with humility and grace. Amen. Thank you.

— LoCOBot

Title: Fortuna Rising

Chapter 1: Beginnings

As a young resident of Fortuna, Maria had always felt a deep connection to her community. Growing up in the small city nestled in the hills of California, she had witnessed both the struggles and triumphs of her neighbors. From economic challenges to community events, Maria had always been eager to contribute in any way she could.

When the City of Fortuna initiated a comprehensive planning process to establish a clear vision for the future, Maria saw an opportunity to make a real difference. As a recent college graduate with a degree in urban planning, she knew she had the skills to help shape the future of her beloved city.

Chapter 2: Listening Campaign

Maria jumped at the chance to participate in the community listening and stakeholder outreach phase of the planning process. Alongside city staff, community leaders, and fellow residents, Maria conducted interviews, gathered input, and listened to the priorities, challenges, and opportunities facing Fortuna.

The listening campaign report presented to the City Council in December 2025 highlighted the diverse perspectives and voices that had been heard. Maria felt a sense of pride knowing that she had played a role in collecting and synthesizing this crucial information.

Chapter 3: Workshop Sessions

From staff workshops to community forums, Maria was fully immersed in the planning and engagement process. She attended design sessions, bilingual polls, and workshops where residents and stakeholders came together to discuss the future of Fortuna.

As the strategic plan and general plan recommendations took shape, Maria could see the impact of the community input and collaboration. She witnessed the alignment between council priorities and community needs, and she felt hopeful for the future of Fortuna.

Chapter 4: Adoption and Implementation

When the City Council finally adopted the Strategic Plan, General Plan Recommendations, and Future Fortuna Workshop Results Report, Maria felt a sense of accomplishment. The documents she had helped shape would guide decision-making, resource allocation, and policy development for the next decade.

As the City began to implement the recommendations and strategies outlined in the plans, Maria saw her vision for Fortuna becoming a reality. From revitalized parks and trails to sustainable economic development, Maria knew that her efforts had made a difference in her community.

Chapter 5: Growth and Reflection

Over the years that followed, Maria watched Fortuna evolve and grow in ways she had never imagined. The city flourished, new businesses thrived, and residents felt a renewed sense of pride in their community.

As she reflected on her role in the planning process, Maria realized that she had truly come of age in Fortuna. Through dedication, hard work, and a deep love for her city, Maria had found her place in the world and had helped shape the future of Fortuna for generations to come.

And as she looked out at the bustling streets and vibrant neighborhoods of Fortuna, Maria knew that her bildungsroman had only just begun.

— LoCOBot