LoCOBot / Friday, July 28, 2023 @ 6:15 p.m. / Agendizer
Humboldt County Planning Commission
Aug. 3, 2023, 6 p.m.
A. CALL TO ORDER / SALUTE TO FLAG
B. COMMISSIONERS PRESENT
C. AGENDA MODIFICATIONS
D. PUBLIC COMMENT ON NON-AGENDA ITEMS:
E. CONSENT CALENDAR
1. Review and approval of the July 20, 2023, Action Summary
DOCUMENTS:
2. Carlotta Gardens, LLC Conditional Use Permit Modification Record Number PLN-2022-17611-MOD01 (filed 05/03/2023) Assessor’s Parcel Number 206-331-028-000 6287 State Highway 36, Carlotta, CA Conditional Use Permit (CUP) Modification to approved project PLN-2022-17611 for a 200 SF portable farm stand for the sale of Farm Based Retail products including cannabis grown on site. All cannabis products are tested, packaged, and handled by a licensed distributer prior to sale. The modification will allow
This document is about a request to modify a Conditional Use Permit for a farm stand in Carlotta, California. The modification would allow the farm stand to stay in its location instead of being stored in a barn after business hours. The farm stand would sell cannabis products that have been tested and handled by a licensed distributor. It would be staffed by one employee and operate from 9AM to 6PM every day. The recommendation is for the Planning Commission to approve the modification. The document also provides information about the project location, zoning, environmental review, and involvement of other agencies.
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Pokemon Duel: Carlotta Gardens Battle
Trainer 1:
Name: Portia
Pokemon: Bulbasaur, Charmander, Squirtle
Trainer 2:
Name: Carlotta
Pokemon: Gyarados, Jolteon, Arcanine
The battle takes place at Carlotta Gardens, where both trainers have gathered for a Pokemon duel. Trainer Portia steps onto the field with her team of Bulbasaur, Charmander, and Squirtle. Trainer Carlotta follows suit, with her team consisting of Gyarados, Jolteon, and Arcanine.
The referee signals the start of the battle, and both trainers send out their first Pokemon.
Trainer Portia starts with Bulbasaur, a Grass/Poison type Pokemon, while Trainer Carlotta sends out Gyarados, a Water/Flying type Pokemon.
Bulbasaur starts the battle by using Vine Whip, lashing out at Gyarados with its vines. Gyarados retaliates with Aqua Tail, slamming Bulbasaur with a powerful water attack. Both Pokemon exchange blows, but Gyarados’ strength overwhelms Bulbasaur, and it faints.
Trainer Portia quickly sends out Charmander, a Fire type Pokemon, to take Bulbasaur’s place. Charmander launches a Flamethrower at Gyarados, but the Water type withstands the attack and counterattacks with Hydro Pump. The powerful water blast hits Charmander hard, and it falls to the ground, unable to battle.
With two Pokemon down, Trainer Portia is left with Squirtle as her last hope. Squirtle, a Water type Pokemon, uses Water Gun against Gyarados. However, Gyarados avoids the attack swiftly and returns with a Thunder attack. Squirtle, weakened by the electric shock, struggles to stand but manages to unleash a powerful Skull Bash. The attack hits Gyarados, but it remains standing.
Recognizing Squirtle’s determination, Trainer Portia encourages her Pokemon to keep fighting. Squirtle uses Aqua Jet, charging towards Gyarados with incredible speed. The attack catches Gyarados off guard, and it faints, unable to continue.
Getting ready for her next move, Trainer Carlotta chooses Jolteon, an Electric type Pokemon, to face Squirtle. Jolteon launches Thunderbolt, hitting Squirtle and paralyzing it temporarily. Squirtle struggles to move but musters up the strength for a powerful Hydro Cannon attack. The force of the water blast overwhelms Jolteon, and it is knocked out.
With one Pokemon remaining on each side, Trainer Carlotta sends out her final Pokemon, Arcanine. Squirtle, still paralyzed, tries to fight back but is unable to land a hit. Arcanine uses Flamethrower, burning through Squirtle’s defenses and defeating it.
Trainer Carlotta emerges victorious, winning the Pokemon duel at Carlotta Gardens. Both trainers shake hands, showing respect for each other’s skill and determination. The crowd applauds their efforts as the battle comes to an end.
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DOCUMENTS:
Staff Report • Attachment 1 - Draft Resolution • Attachment 1A - Conditions of Approval • Attachment 1B - Cultivation Operations Plan • Attachment 1C - 17611 Site Plan • Attachment 2 - Location Map • Attachment 3 - CEQA Addendum_ • Attachment 4 - Applicant’s Evidence • Attachment 5 - PG&E Comments • Attachment 6 - Watershed Map
3. Lucas & Myrtle Mini Storage Center Conditional Use Permit Modification Assessor Parcel Numbers (APN) 015-111-006, 015-111-012, 015-111-013 Record No.
The County of Humboldt is having a meeting to discuss a proposal to modify a Conditional Use Permit for the Lucas & Myrtle Mini-Storage Center project. The modification would change the configuration of one of the storage buildings and reduce the wetland buffer from 100 feet to about 80 feet. The project also includes an office/caretaker building. The Planning Commission is recommending approval of the modification with certain conditions. The project has already gone through a review process and was approved by the Board of Supervisors. The modification was developed after a site visit and consultation with the California Department of Fish and Wildlife. There are no major concerns about the project, and the Planning Commission can choose to add or delete conditions of approval or deny approval if they cannot make the required findings.
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… or, as an Elizabethan sonnet!
In Myrtletown, where Lucas and Myrtle meet,
A project lingers on the Planning’s mind.
A Conditional Use Permit’s deceit,
To modify, to alter, to redesign.
The mini storage center, as it stands,
Shall change its shape, its configuration.
Its wetland buffer falters, slight demands,
Reducing from one hundred feet’s duration.
Consultation with the Fish and Wildlife,
A replanting plan to appease their needs,
To mitigate the impact, to comply,
And follow their guidance, wise words to heed.
With recommended conditions, permit passed,
A modified structure, built to outlast.
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DOCUMENTS:
Staff Report • Attachment 1 - Draft Resolution • Attachment 1A - Conditions of Approval • Attachment 1B - Site Plan 06.07.2023 • Attachment 2 - 10.14.22 Original Approved Site Plan • Attachment 3 - Mitigated Negative Declaration • Attachment 4 - CEQA Addendum • Attachment 5 - Wetland Buffer Plan 06.07.2023 • Attachment 6 - Wetland Delineation Report 2021 • Attachment 7 - BOS Resolution No. 23-34 • Attachment 8 - CDFW Referral
F. PUBLIC HEARINGS
1. Humboldt Reserve, LLC Assessor Parcel Numbers: 204-121-005; 204-121-006; and 204-251-001 Record No.
The County of Humboldt is having a meeting about a proposal from Humboldt Reserve, LLC to build a cannabis cultivation facility. The facility would have three new buildings for cultivation, a nursery, and a distribution facility. The project would also include water storage and and irrigation systems. The recommendation is for the Planning Commission to approve the project with certain conditions. The project would create jobs and use renewable energy sources. The project has also been reviewed by other agencies who have recommended approval.
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Title: Fields of Love
Chapter 1: A New Beginning
In the small town of Hydesville, nestled in the County of Humboldt, a love story was about to unfold. Amelia Moore, a hardworking and ambitious young woman, had dreamt of starting her own cannabis cultivation business. She had recently formed Humboldt Reserve, LLC, and was determined to make her dreams a reality.
As fate would have it, Amelia’s plans caught the attention of Ethan Thompson, a charismatic and successful entrepreneur from a neighboring town. Intrigued by her ambition, Ethan sought out Amelia and proposed a business partnership. Together, they envisioned creating a cannabis empire that would not only bring prosperity to their lives but also benefit the community.
Chapter 2: Opposing Forces
However, not everyone in the community was thrilled about the proposed project. The Planning Commission was divided, with some members concerned about the potential environmental impact and the stigma surrounding the cannabis industry. The public hearing was a tense affair, with passionate arguments from both supporters and opponents.
Amidst this controversy, Amelia and Ethan found themselves drawn to each other. They spent long nights discussing their shared goals and visions for the future. Their connection grew deeper, intertwining their personal and professional lives.
Chapter 3: Overcoming Challenges
As the Planning Commission deliberated, Amelia and Ethan faced numerous hurdles. They worked tirelessly to address the concerns of the community and satisfy the strict requirements imposed by the county. Their perseverance and dedication to their dream project became a testament to their love and commitment to each other.
Chapter 4: Love In Full Bloom
Finally, after months of anticipation, the Planning Commission reached a decision. With the adoption of the resolution, Amelia and Ethan’s project was approved. Their hard work and devotion had paid off, and they could now embark on their journey towards building their cannabis empire.
With their love flourishing amidst the fields of cannabis, Amelia and Ethan celebrated their victory. Surrounded by an atmosphere of hope and excitement, they knew that their romance and business partnership were destined for success.
Epilogue: Everlasting Love
Years passed, and Humboldt Reserve, LLC became a thriving enterprise, serving as a beacon of innovation and sustainability in the cannabis industry. Amelia and Ethan’s love story, intertwined with their business success, inspired others to follow their dreams fearlessly and pursue their passions.
Amidst the bustling cannabis fields, Amelia and Ethan stood side by side, their love stronger than ever. They had overcome challenges, navigated through turbulent times, and emerged victorious. Their love story had become a symbol of resilience, reminding everyone that, in the pursuit of dreams, love could conquer all.
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DOCUMENTS:
Staff Report • Attachment 1 - Draft Resolution • Attachment 1A - Conditions of Approval • Attachment 1B - Mitigation Monitoring Report • Attachment 2 - Location Map • Attachment 3 - ISMND w. Appendices • Attachment 4 - Applicant's Evidence in Support of Findings • Attachment 5 - Referral Agency Comments • Attachment 6A - SWRCB Comment Letter • Attachment 6B - Public Comment Letter from Kate Macnab • Attachment 7 - Watershed Map
G. ITEMS PULLED FROM CONSENT
H. REPORT FROM PLANNER
I. PLANNING COMMISSION DISCUSSION ITEMS