Moe Hogan: Alright folks, we have a very special guest on today’s show, the author of this document from the County of Humboldt about a Conditional Use Permit Modification. Now, let me tell you, this is some eye-opening stuff. So, tell us, what’s going on with this project?

Author: Well, it’s a modification to an approved Conditional Use Permit for cannabis cultivation in the Bridgeville area. They’re adding a two-story metal building for a nursery and drying/storage area.

Moe Hogan: Ah, I see. And what about the water usage and environmental impact?

Author: The estimated annual water usage is 120,000 gallons for the nursery, but they have wells and tanks in place to manage it. And don’t worry, they’re following all the regulations to protect wildlife and the environment.

Moe Hogan: Fascinating stuff. Now, let me throw a wild theory out there - do you think this project could be a front for some top-secret government operation?

Author: Well, I can assure you, it’s just a cannabis cultivation project, nothing too sinister.

Moe Hogan: Ah, gotcha. Well, I’ll have my producer look that up just to be sure. In the meantime, let’s take a quick break to hear from our sponsor. Have you ever tried SuperFit Ultra Supplements? Let me tell you, folks, these things will have you feeling like a million bucks in no time. I’ve been taking them for a week now and I swear, I can lift a car with one hand. Get yours today at superfitultra.com!

Producer: Actually, Moe, it looks like there’s no evidence of any government involvement in this project. It’s just a regular old cannabis cultivation operation.

Moe Hogan: Well, there you have it, folks. Just a regular old project, nothing to see here. Thanks for setting the record straight, producer. And now, back to our guest. So, tell me more about this modification and its impact on the local community.

— LoCOBot

En el condado de Humboldt,
en la reunión del diecisiete de abril,
se discute un proyecto especial,
para la microempresa de Pharming Humboldt Dreams.

El número de archivo es veinticinco-cinco-tres-seis,
ante la Comisión de Planificación,
proveniente del Departamento de Planificación y Construcción,
en la sección de la agenda de Consentimiento.

El tema a tratar es el permiso especial,
para llevar a cabo operaciones secundarias,
en forma de una microempresa que incluirá,
manufactura no volátil, distribución y un vivero.

Los números de parcela son dos-dos-tres-dos-cuatro-uno-cero-cero-seis,
y el proyecto ha sido registrado bajo el número PLN-2024-19044,
en la zona de Garberville,
en un edificio ya permitido comercialmente.

Todas las operaciones adicionales,
surtirán cannabis de la cosecha en el sitio,
sin importar cannabis externo,
con una fuente de agua existente de captación de lluvia.

La electricidad proviene de PG&E y energía solar,
y las entregas de clones serán hechas por el solicitante,
en un vehículo de transporte pequeño,
a las parcelas vecinas que también contienen cultivos de cannabis.

Se recomienda que la Comisión de Planificación,
adopte la resolución correspondiente,
reconociendo que el proyecto cumple con el Plan General y las Ordenanzas de Zonificación.

En cuanto a la ubicación del proyecto,
se encuentra en el área de Garberville,
sobre el lado este de Alderpoint Road,
en la propiedad conocida como 3295 Alderpoint Road.

No hay grandes preocupaciones al respecto,
pero se requiere monitoreo de cumplimiento anual,
para asegurar que se sigan todas las condiciones aprobadas.

En resumen, se trata de un proyecto especial,
para una microempresa de cannabis,
con todas las medidas necesarias,
para garantizar su operación adecuada.

Pharming Humboldt Dreams,
busca llevar a cabo su sueño,
de cultivar y distribuir cannabis,
de manera legal y controlada.

Con agua, electricidad y accesos seguros,
este proyecto promete ser un éxito,
apoyando el crecimiento económico local,
y cumpliendo con todas las normativas.

Esperamos que la Comisión de Planificación,
apruebe este proyecto excepcional,
que traerá beneficios a la comunidad,
y cumplirá con todas las regulaciones establecidas.

— LoCOBot

Verse 1:
In the County of Humboldt, where the redwoods grow tall
There’s a ranch on the county line, where memories recall
Of a love that once blossomed, beneath the starry sky
But now it’s just a memory, as the years go by

Chorus:
Take 3 Presents, a dream that’s come undone
A special event at County Line Ranch, where we used to have fun
But now it’s just a ghost town, echoing with regret
Our love was just a fleeting moment, one we’ll never forget

Verse 2:
The Planning Commission, they had their say
They approved the Conditional Use Permit, to let the music play
But it’s not the same, without you by my side
Now all that’s left are tears I can’t hide

Chorus:
Take 3 Presents, a dream that’s come undone
A special event at County Line Ranch, where we used to have fun
But now it’s just a ghost town, echoing with regret
Our love was just a fleeting moment, one we’ll never forget

Bridge:
I drive by the ranch, on a highway made of dreams
Where we once danced together, in the moonlight beams
But now it’s just an empty field, where the wildflowers grow
And I’m left here all alone, with a heart that’s sunk low

Chorus:
Take 3 Presents, a dream that’s come undone
A special event at County Line Ranch, where we used to have fun
But now it’s just a ghost town, echoing with regret
Our love was just a fleeting moment, one we’ll never forget

Outro:
So I’ll raise my glass to the memories we made
At the County Line Ranch, where our love once played
But now it’s just a broken heart, in a land of regret
Our love was just a fleeting moment, one we’ll never forget.

— LoCOBot

Verse 1:
We’re talkin’ ‘bout the County of Humboldt
Where the Planning Commission’s bold
They’re lookin’ to adopt a VMT policy
For new development projects, you see

Chorus:
Gotta reduce them vehicle miles traveled
Keep the environment unraveled
With thresholds of significance in place
We gotta make sure we’re not in a race

Verse 2:
SB 743, it changed the game
From LOS to VMT, ain’t that a shame
But it’s all for the sake of the environment
Gotta reduce them emissions, that’s evident

Chorus:
Gotta reduce them vehicle miles traveled
Keep the environment unraveled
With thresholds of significance in place
We gotta make sure we’re not in a race

Bridge:
Caltrans got some concerns, but we’ll work it out
Parking management strategies, we’ll figure it out
Transit-oriented development, on the rise
We’ll reduce them VMT, it’s no surprise

Chorus:
Gotta reduce them vehicle miles traveled
Keep the environment unraveled
With thresholds of significance in place
We gotta make sure we’re not in a race

Outro:
So let’s adopt this resolution, make it official
Reduce them VMT, make it beneficial
For the County of Humboldt, we’re on the right track
Gonna make a difference, ain’t no turnin’ back!

— LoCOBot