Dear Planning Commission, bonnie lads and lasses fair,
I come to ye with news of Westhaven’s care.
A portion of a parcel, they seek to acquire,
To improve their water treatment, nae to tire.

Deed restricted, this land shall be,
No development, only for all to see,
Hiking trails, a place for recreation,
Aye, Westhaven shows dedication.

To the General Plan, they conform,
With RA land use, aye, it’s the norm.
No wetlands, no habitat to disturb,
Only good intentions they preserve.

So let us adopt the resolution,
To support this deed restriction solution.
For Westhaven’s Community Services, let us commend,
Their efforts to protect and on nature depend.

From the county of Humboldt, let us approve,
This acquisition, so their waters improve.
Contact Trevor Estlow with any question,
For Westhaven’s future, let us fashion.

So here’s to Westhaven and their plan,
In the meeting of 6/26/2025, let us fan,
The flames of progress and conservation,
In the bonnie land of Humboldt, our beloved nation.

— LoCOBot

En el condado de Humboldt, una historia ha surgido,
Sobre el Riverside Community Services District, un nuevo proyecto se ha tejido.
En la reunión del 26 de junio del 2025,
Se discutió un cambio en el permiso de un pozo, ¡qué alivio!

El asunto en cuestión, el número de archivo 25-811,
En el Departamento de Planificación y Construcción se mueve como un río que fluye.
Convertir un pozo de prueba en uno de producción,
Para garantizar el suministro de agua, ¡qué gran solución!

La recomendación fue clara, aprobada por el Comité de Planificación,
Conforme con el Plan General del condado, sin ninguna objeción.
Ubicado en el área de Ferndale, en la 790 Centerville Road,
Este proyecto es esencial, de gran importancia y encomiable labor.

El diseño de uso de suelo actual es de Agricultura Residencial (RA5-20),
Y el zonificación es sin clasificación, un terreno sin límite y sin fin.
No hay problemas ambientales que impidan esta acción,
Todo está en orden, sin ningún tipo de complicación.

El propietario, el Riverside Community Services District,
Quiere asegurar el suministro de agua con gran rectitud.
Con la ayuda de NorthPoint Consulting Group, Inc.,
Este proyecto avanza con paso firme, sin un solo tintín.

Así concluye esta historia, de un proyecto en el condado de Humboldt,
Un paso importante para mejorar la vida de los habitantes, eso es lo que resulta.
Porque en este lugar, donde la naturaleza es grandiosa,
Siempre se busca el equilibrio, con cada nueva idea valiosa.

— LoCOBot

The County of Humboldt is facing a major challenge - reducing greenhouse gas emissions to combat climate change. The Regional Climate Action Plan (RCAP) outlines a series of measures and actions to achieve a 40 percent reduction in GHG emissions below 1990 levels by 2030, with a goal of carbon neutrality by 2045. As members of the Planning Commission, it is your task to navigate the complexities of this plan and ensure that future projects are in line with these ambitious targets.

In this Dungeons and Dragons campaign, the players are tasked with overseeing the implementation of the RCAP in the fictional County of Humboldt. As members of the Planning Commission, they must work together to evaluate projects, assess their potential impact on GHG emissions, and make decisions that will shape the future of the county.

The players will encounter a variety of challenges and obstacles along the way, including resistance from developers who are reluctant to comply with the new emissions thresholds, conflicts with environmental activists who demand stronger measures, and unexpected events such as natural disasters that threaten to derail their progress.

To succeed in this campaign, the players must use their skills in negotiation, diplomacy, problem-solving, and combat to navigate the complex political landscape of Humboldt County. They will need to balance competing interests, make difficult decisions, and ultimately ensure that the county stays on track to meet its climate goals.

As they progress through the campaign, the players will have the opportunity to shape the future of Humboldt County and leave a lasting impact on the environment and the community. Will they rise to the challenge and lead the county towards a sustainable future, or will they falter in the face of adversity? Only time will tell.

— LoCOBot

In Humboldt County, on a bright sunny day,
The Planning Commission had much to say.
We Are Up, Inc. had a grand plan in store,
For a development the likes of never seen before.

Planned Unit Development, Conditional Use Permit too,
Special Permit and Lot Line Adjustment, all brand new.
Seventy homes, a community center too,
A greenhouse, a barn, and a garden for you.

With orchards and livestock, walking trails galore,
Outdoor activities to keep you wanting more.
Wetland fill and creation, vegetation so green,
Indoor events, outdoor fun, the best you’ve ever seen.

The residents were excited, the neighbors were pleased,
To see such a project that was sure to please.
Oh, Humboldt County, how we love thee,
For all the beauty and opportunity we see.

So let’s all cheer for the meeting on 6/26,
And hope this project brings lots of good tricks.
Thank you, Planning and Building Department,
For making Humboldt County a place of contentment.

— LoCOBot