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Humboldt County Board of Supervisors
March 3, 2023, 9 a.m.
A. ROLL CALL
B. SALUTE TO THE FLAG
C. DEPARTMENT REPORTS
1. Humboldt County Board of Supervisors Workshop and Strategic Planning Session.
The Humboldt County Board of Supervisors is planning a workshop and strategic planning session on 3/3/2023 to discuss long-term county planning and build effective relationships. The Board will engage in a strategic workshop conducted by an outside facilitator. The agenda, strategic plan, and other documents are attached.
… or, as a right-wing radio talk show hosted by Merv "The Beast" Tarkington!
Welcome to Merv "The Beast" Tarkington's right-wing radio talk show, where we tackle the tough issues of today! Today, we're diving into the Humboldt County Board of Supervisors, and the strategic planning session they're holding next week.
Now, I'm sure you're all wondering why the Board of Supervisors needs to spend taxpayer money on a strategic workshop. What kind of "strategic plan" are they thinking up? To be honest, I'm skeptical of the Board's commitment to fiscal responsibility.
We're also discussing the financial impact of this session, which is estimated to be zero. I'm no accountant, but I'm not sure how a session of this magnitude could have no financial impact. Taxpayers should be asking questions and demanding answers.
And finally, let's not forget the Board's Strategic Framework, which is to provide "community-appropriate levels of service." To me, that's just government-speak for more spending and higher taxes. We can't let this happen.
That's all for today's show. Be sure to tune in next week for more news and analysis on the Board of Supervisors and their strategic planning session.
Staff Report • Agenda for Board Workshop and Strategic Planning.pdf • Strategic Framework.pdf