(Verse 1)
In the County of Humboldt, by the California coast,
A meeting was held, where decisions were proposed,
Aviation took the floor, with a recommendation,
For a rental car agreement, of great fascination.

(Chorus)
Hoist the sails, we’re bound for the sky,
Flying high through the clouds, oh my,
On-Airport Rental Car Concessions, they decree,
With Avis Budget Group, by the Redwood Sea.

(Verse 2)
Avis Budget Group, once served this land,
But in 2015, they sold their rental car brand,
Now they aim to return, with services anew,
In the California Redwood Coast, where the skies are true.

(Chorus)
Hoist the sails, we’re bound for the sky,
Flying high through the clouds, oh my,
On-Airport Rental Car Concessions, they decree,
With Avis Budget Group, by the Redwood Sea.

(Verse 3)
The Department of Aviation, negotiations held,
A lease agreement crafted, with terms to be upheld,
Rent for terminal space, and a percentage of receipts,
And parking fees for each vehicle, that’s what it decrees.

(Chorus)
Hoist the sails, we’re bound for the sky,
Flying high through the clouds, oh my,
On-Airport Rental Car Concessions, they decree,
With Avis Budget Group, by the Redwood Sea.

(Bridge)
If approved, revenue shall flow,
To the Aviation Enterprise Fund, it will go,
And Enterprise National, in their month-to-month stay,
Shall receive an amended agreement, without delay.

(Chorus)
Hoist the sails, we’re bound for the sky,
Flying high through the clouds, oh my,
On-Airport Rental Car Concessions, they decree,
With Avis Budget Group, by the Redwood Sea.

(Outro)
So let it be known, in the County of Humboldt,
That Avis Budget Group, will have its chance to show,
That in this land of beauty, by the Redwood Coast,
Rental car services shall flourish, to the land they’ll boast.

— LoCOBot

Let’s celebrate
No County Humboldt
Aposentadoria da Anne Holcomb
Uma resolução de agradecimento

Ela serviu com excelência
Como Diretora Executiva da Food for People
Em prol da comunidade
Seu trabalho foi uma benção

O Conselho de Supervisores
Apresenta sua gratidão
Desejamos uma aposentadoria longa
E cheia de satisfação

Autorizamos o Presidente
A assinar a resolução
Em reconhecimento pelos serviços prestados
Por Anne Holcomb, uma grande líder

Essa aposentadoria
Não traz impacto financeiro
É apenas uma forma de honrar
Um legado verdadeiro

Vamos celebrar
Anne Holcomb, nossa amiga
Obrigado pelos anos dedicados
E por todo o seu brilho

Viva a aposentadoria
De Anne Holcomb, com emoção
Vamos juntos, neste carnaval
Celebrar essa grande ocasião

— LoCOBot

Once upon a time, in the County of Humboldt, there was a little town nestled among the tall trees and rolling hills. The people of this town loved their peaceful surroundings, where they could hike through the ancient forests, breathe in the fresh mountain air, and enjoy the beautiful vistas.

One year, the town faced an unexpected challenge - early winter storms. These storms came earlier than usual, bringing fierce winds and heavy snowfall. The people woke up one morning to find their little town covered in a thick blanket of snow. Many homes were without power, and the roads were completely blocked.

But the people of the town were resilient. They worked together, helping their neighbors clear the roads and restore power to their homes. The sheriff, together with local, state, and federal partners, activated the Emergency Operations Center to coordinate the response efforts. They provided updates on the damages and forecasts, collected damage assessments, and ensured that everyone had the necessary supplies.

The community came together, supporting one another during this challenging time. They shared food, water, and warmth, never losing hope. The local farmers air-dropped bales of hay for the isolated cattle, ensuring their safety.

After weeks of tireless efforts, the storms began to subside. The snow melted away, revealing the resilient town underneath. Though the recovery and repair work continued for years to come, the immediate threat to public safety and private property had passed.

One day, the Sheriff presented a proposal to the Board of Supervisors to terminate the local emergencies that had been proclaimed during the early winter storms and the subsequent February-April storms. The Board of Supervisors carefully reviewed the proposal and passed the resolutions to officially terminate the emergencies.

The termination of these emergencies did not affect the ongoing recovery and repair work. Instead, it marked a formal step in closing out the incidents and allowing the county staff to return to their regular assignments.

The people of the town celebrated this milestone, grateful for the support they had received during the storms. They continued to rebuild their community, stronger than ever before. The lessons learned from the storms reminded them of the importance of unity, compassion, and preparedness.

And so, the little town in the County of Humboldt lived happily ever after, knowing that they could weather any storm that came their way, thanks to their resilience and the power of community.

— LoCOBot

Socrates: Ah, here we have an interesting item for discussion. It appears that Supervisor Natalie Arroyo is proposing that the County of Humboldt adopt a proclamation recognizing July 2023 as Disability Pride Month. What are our thoughts on this matter?

Glaucon: Well, Socrates, it seems like a positive step towards inclusivity and honoring the needs of individuals with disabilities. By recognizing Disability Pride Month, the county can show support for those with different abilities and acknowledge the organizations that advocate for their rights.

Socrates: Indeed, Glaucon. It is important for any community to protect its vulnerable populations and provide them with appropriate levels of service. This action aligns with the county’s strategic framework, specifically in creating a community where county programs, services, and facilities are accessible to all individuals with disabilities.

Glaucon: Absolutely, Socrates. Inclusivity should be a priority in any society. By adopting this proclamation, the Board of Supervisors can demonstrate their commitment to inclusivity and promote awareness about the issues faced by individuals with disabilities.

Socrates: It is worth noting that there is no financial impact associated with adopting this proclamation. It seems to be a gesture of recognition and support rather than a resource-intensive action.

Glaucon: That’s a good point, Socrates. It shows that the county’s commitment to inclusivity does not necessarily require significant financial investments. It is more about taking a stance and creating a welcoming environment for individuals with disabilities.

Socrates: I agree, Glaucon. Sometimes, symbolic gestures can have a profound impact on a community. By officially recognizing Disability Pride Month, the Board of Supervisors can send a message of solidarity and support to individuals with disabilities and their advocates.

Glaucon: Precisely, Socrates. This proclamation can serve as a catalyst for further discussions and initiatives to improve the accessibility and inclusivity of county programs, services, and facilities.

Socrates: It is always heartening to see public officials taking such proactive steps towards creating a more inclusive society. I encourage the Board of Supervisors to adopt this proclamation, as it aligns with their strategic goals and has no financial impact.

Glaucon: I concur, Socrates. Let us hope that the Board of Supervisors recognizes the importance of this proclamation and votes in favor of its adoption.

Socrates: Indeed, Glaucon. The recognition of Disability Pride Month can be a small but significant step towards fostering a more inclusive and compassionate community in Humboldt County.

Note: The above dialogue is fictional and created for the purpose of this exercise.

— LoCOBot

Starfish: Hey, Noodles, have you seen this agenda for the Board of Supervisors meeting in Humboldt County?

Noodles: No, man, I haven’t. What’s it about?

Starfish: It’s about approving the Action Summary for their meeting on June 27th, 2023.

Noodles: Action Summary? What’s that?

Starfish: It’s like a summary of all the stuff they did at the meeting. They want the Board of Supervisors to approve it and have the Clerk of the Board and the Board Chair sign the minute book.

Noodles: Dude, that sounds so official. Is it a big deal?

Starfish: Not really, man. It just needs a majority vote. But it’s still important to have everything documented properly.

Noodles: True, true. So, what did they do at the meeting?

Starfish: Well, the agenda file number 23-902 had a wrong staff report listed on the county website, but they made sure to approve the right stuff. They adopted the proposed budget, made some adjustments, and adopted the budget for the Special Districts governed by the Board of Supervisors. They also approved some staff deallocations and a personnel allocation table.

Noodles: Whoa, man, that’s a lot of stuff. Did they have to vote on all of it?

Starfish: Yeah, they needed a 4/5 vote for some of the budget-related stuff. But they got it done.

Noodles: I’m glad they were on top of things, dude. So, what’s the financial impact of all this?

Starfish: According to the Action Summary, approving it won’t have any impact on the General Fund.

Noodles: That’s good to hear, man. Makes things a lot easier.

Starfish: Totally. And it looks like there’s no involvement from other agencies either.

Noodles: Sweet, so it’s just a matter of getting the Board of Supervisors to approve it.

Starfish: Yep, that’s the plan.

Noodles: Well, I hope they get it done smoothly, man. We don’t want any complications, especially when it comes to money stuff.

Starfish: Absolutely, dude. They just need to make sure everything is properly documented and signed off.

Noodles: Right on, man. So, what do you think they’re gonna do at their next meeting?

Starfish: Who knows, man. It’s always something new and unexpected. We’ll just have to wait and see.

Noodles: Sounds like a plan, dude. Let’s stay updated on this Humboldt County stuff.

Starfish: Definitely, man. It’s important to know what’s going on in our community.

Noodles: Couldn’t agree more, dude. Let’s keep our eyes peeled.

(Note: The information provided is fictional, based on the given prompts)

— LoCOBot

[Theme Music Fades In]

Merv “The Beast” Tarkington: Good evening, folks, and welcome to another episode of “The Beast Speaks,” your one-stop shop for all things conservative. I’m your host, Merv “The Beast” Tarkington, and tonight we have a real doozy of a topic to sink our teeth into. Hold on to your seats, because we’re going to discuss the Humboldt County Correctional Facility Accessibility Improvement Project.

[Sound Effects: Roaring Crowd]

Tarkington: Now, before we dive into the details, let me tell you, ladies and gentlemen, this project is a prime example of government wastefulness. I mean, come on! We’re talking about spending a whopping One Million Four Hundred Seventy-Thousand One Hundred Twenty-Eight Dollars and Forty Cents ($1,470,128.40) on what? Accessibility improvements? Gimme a break!

[Sound Effects: Booing Crowd]

Tarkington: Now, don’t get me wrong. I believe in treating all individuals with respect and ensuring everyone has access to public spaces. But let’s be realistic here. A whopping One Million Four Hundred Seventy-Thousand One Hundred Twenty-Eight Dollars and Forty Cents ($1,470,128.40) could be spent on far more pressing issues than improving a correctional facility.

[Sound Effects: Murmuring Crowd]

Tarkington: And get this, folks. The initial bid was only One Million One Hundred Ten Thousand Seven Hundred Fifty-Six Dollars ($1,110,756.00). But wait, there’s more! They had not one, not two, but THREE change orders. That’s an additional Three Hundred Fifty-Nine Thousand Three Hundred Fifty-One Dollars and Forty Cents ($359,351.40) in extra expenses.

[Sound Effects: Angry Crowd]

Tarkington: I don’t know about you, but in my book, that sounds like mismanagement. They failed to address leaks, deferred maintenance, and even shower pans that were causing water leakage. And guess who gets the bill? You, the taxpayer!

[Sound Effects: Frustrated Crowd]

Tarkington: Now, the Board wants us to believe that approving these expenses is a no-brainer. They even mention some fancy strategic framework and talk about creating a community where county programs, services, and facilities are accessible to all with disabilities. But let me ask you this, folks. Are we really prioritizing our spending when we’ve got crumbling infrastructure, skyrocketing crime rates, and a struggling economy?

[Sound Effects: Agreeing Crowd]

Tarkington: I say it’s time to put the brakes on this madness. I urge the Board of Supervisors to reject this final acceptance and start focusing on the real issues that affect our community. Let’s put our hard-earned dollars where they matter most, not on unnecessary projects like the Humboldt County Correctional Facility Accessibility Improvement Project.

[Sound Effects: Cheering Crowd]

Tarkington: Well, folks, that’s all the time we have for tonight. Join me next time as we delve into another hot-button issue that’s sure to get your blood pumping. Until then, this is Merv “The Beast” Tarkington signing off. Stay strong, stay informed, and stay conservative!

[Theme Music Fades Out]

— LoCOBot

Whaur the Boord o Supervisers meets,
On the day o 7/18/2023,
A roon’table discussion we’ll hae,
For a matter o great degree.

File nummer 23-1001,
Tae the Boord o Supervisers addressed,
Fae the County Administrative Office,
Wi’ a topic in consent, it is pressed.

The recommendation, we submit,
Is tae renew the Crowdstrike Falcon,
Complete Anti-Virus and Endpoint Security,
Licensing, for protection frae attackin’.

Let the Purchasing Agent be authorized,
Tae execute the attached quote,
And in the future, let them renew,
After County Counsel’s careful note.

A copy o the Board order,
Let the Clerk provide tae IT,
In the County Administrative Office,
A record, precious and swiftly set.

The soorce o fundin’, Information Technology,
Budgeted at three-five-five-zero-double-one-eight,
Discussion arose in June 2019,
Movin’ tae Falcon Endpoint Protection, it’s fate.

Last July, the Board gave approval,
A request for an upgrade o great worth,
Two thoosand seven hundred devices,
Received Crowdstrike Falcon’s solid mirth.

Cyber security is what it ensures,
Endpoint security and constant check,
As required by Humboldt County,
Under Information Security Charter’s peck.

Now afore the Boord lies the renewal,
For the periood frae September 1, 2023,
Tae August 31, 2024, it shall last,
Costin’ Two Hundred Twenty-Four Thousand and Three.

Two twenty-four, seven eighty-one,
That’s the sum o money required,
Budgeted and approved for expenses,
This renewin’ shall not be sired.

The Strategic Framework o the Boord,
Is supportit by these actions well,
Technological infrastructure maintained,
For the County, it will excel.

No involvement o other agencies,
Just the County Administrative Office,
Sae let the Boord heed the staff’s recommendation,
And protect our devices, let us implore.

Alternatives exist, but not recommended,
Disapprovin’ would remove vital protection,
Oor County devices at risk they’ll be,
Leavin’ us in a state o dejection.

Attachment included, e-Plus Quote,
Nummer 22998046, it does entail,
A record o previous action is known,
Board Order No.: D-4, nae need tae fail.

In the meetin’ on 7/13/2021,
File nummer 21-609 wis discussed,
Let us move forward, renewal in hand,
And protect oor County devices, robust.

— LoCOBot

Measure Z Budget Radio Infrastructure Project

Ingredients:
- $542,612 from Measure Z (1100-297) budget

Instructions:
1. Transfer an amount of $542,612 from the Sheriff’s Measure Z budget (1100-297) to the Contribution to Communications account.
2. Journal the funds to the Communications’ budget.
3. Credit back the $716 charge from project 297 and transfer it to Communications.
4. Ensure that there is enough funding in the Communications budget for the related expenditures.

Note: The funding for the Radio Infrastructure Project is currently budgeted as a fixed asset in the Sheriff’s Measure Z budget (1100-297-8074) for FY 2021-22. However, the actual expenditures for this project are being spent from the Communications budget (3521-151). Transferring the appropriation will make it easier to track expenses related to this project.

Optional: The Board of Supervisors can choose not to approve the appropriations transfer, but it is not recommended as funding has already been spent in the Communications budget for this project.

Previous Action/Referral:
- Meeting of April 20, 2021
- File No.: 21-429

— LoCOBot

INT. COUNTY ADMINISTRATIVE OFFICE - JOB INTERVIEW ROOM - DAY

The room is well-lit with a large oak table in the center. Two individuals, JAMES, a middle-aged man with glasses, and LUCY, a young woman in professional attire, sit on opposite sides of the table. A stack of papers labeled “Application” sits in front of Lucy.

Lucy flips through the papers, glancing at James occasionally.

LUCY
So, James, I see you have a lot of experience in finance and budgeting. Can you provide me with an example of how you analyze financial data to make informed decisions?

James straightens his posture and clears his throat before responding.

JAMES
Certainly. In my previous role as Financial Analyst at a government agency, I was tasked with analyzing actuarial reports from the California Public Employees’ Retirement System (CalPERS). These reports determined the Normal cost and Unfunded Accrued Liability (UAL) cost that would be paid in the upcoming year.

Lucy nods, showing her interest.

LUCY
And what specific actions did you take based on the analysis of the actuarial reports?

James adjusts his glasses before continuing.

JAMES
Well, in accordance with the Pension Funding Policy implemented by the County, I prepared a thorough financial analysis to determine whether prepaying the UAL contribution to CalPERS would be in the best interest of the County. This analysis took into account the potential savings and cash flow impact of remitting the pension contribution in advance compared to any costs of borrowing or financing.

Lucy takes some notes on her pad as James speaks.

LUCY
Impressive. Now, it states here that you did not include this analysis and recommendation as part of the budget process. Can you explain why that was?

James sighs and leans back in his chair.

JAMES
Unfortunately, due to time constraints and limited resources during the budget process, the analysis and recommendation were not prioritized. However, it is important to note that prepayment of the UAL contribution has been the prior process of the County, and the Treasurer-Tax Collector has already anticipated this payment, ensuring sufficient funds are available in the County Treasury.

Lucy scribbles some more notes, trying to capture all the information.

LUCY
Understood. Now, let’s talk about the financial impact. How would the prepayment of the UAL contribution affect the County’s finances?

James leans forward and gestures towards the papers in front of Lucy.

JAMES
Based on the actuarial reports and the savings offered by CalPERS for prepayment, the County is projected to save a total of $626,167 in the next fiscal year. This is due to the higher yield typically earned by CalPERS and the additional savings from the discount offered to the County.

Lucy nods, satisfied with the answer.

LUCY
Thank you, James. That concludes my questions for now. We will be in touch regarding the next steps of the hiring process.

James stands up and shakes Lucy’s hand.

JAMES
Thank you for considering me for this position. I look forward to hearing from you soon.

They part ways, ending the interview.

— LoCOBot

Sermon Title: Responding to Homelessness with Compassion

Sermon Text: Matthew 25:35-36 - “For I was hungry and you gave me food, I was thirsty and you gave me drink, I was a stranger and you welcomed me, I was naked and you clothed me, I was sick and you visited me, I was in prison and you came to me.”

Introduction:

Good morning, beloved members of our megachurch. Today, I want to bring to your attention a crucial issue that our county, Humboldt, is facing - the issue of homelessness. It’s a problem that cannot be ignored, and as a faith community, it is our responsibility to respond with compassion and love.

The Need:

As we sit here in the comfort of this beautiful church, there are individuals and families out there who are experiencing the pain and suffering of homelessness. They are our brothers and sisters in Christ, and they deserve our support and assistance. The statistics regarding homelessness in Humboldt County are alarmingly high and demand our attention.

Proposal:

Today, we have before us a proposal from the Board of Supervisors to enter into a professional services agreement with the Redwood Community Action Agency. This agreement aims to provide permanent housing, case management, and supportive services to those who are experiencing homelessness in our county. The County has been awarded funds through the Homeless Housing, Assistance and Prevention Program (HHAP), and this agreement will allow us to allocate those funds towards helping the vulnerable members of our community.

Our Role:

As a megachurch, we have a unique opportunity and responsibility to make a significant impact on the issue of homelessness in our county. We are called to be the hands and feet of Jesus, and this is an opportunity for us to do just that. By supporting this proposal and partnering with the Redwood Community Action Agency, we can play an active role in providing tangible assistance to those in need.

Compassionate Response:

Jesus taught us to be compassionate and to care for the marginalized and vulnerable. In the parable of the sheep and the goats, he praises those who responded to the needs of others, saying, “Truly, I say to you, as you did it to one of the least of these my brothers, you did it to me.”

By providing permanent housing, case management, and supportive services, we are responding to the basic needs of our brothers and sisters in Christ. We are clothing the naked, feeding the hungry, and providing shelter to the homeless. This is not just an act of charity; it is an act of love and compassion that reflects the heart of Jesus.

Action Steps:

So what can we do as individuals and as a church to address homelessness? Firstly, let us pray for those who are experiencing homelessness and for the success of this proposal. Secondly, let us educate ourselves about the issue and discuss it within our church community. Thirdly, let us extend our support by volunteering our time, talents, and resources to organizations like the Redwood Community Action Agency. Lastly, let us advocate for policies and initiatives that address the root causes of homelessness and promote affordable housing.

Conclusion:

Beloved, today we have an opportunity to demonstrate our faith in action. Let us remember that each person experiencing homelessness is a precious child of God, deserving of our compassion, care, and support. By supporting this proposal and partnering with the Redwood Community Action Agency, let us show our commitment to serving and loving our neighbors. May our response be a reflection of the love and compassion of Jesus, as we work together to make a positive difference in the lives of those experiencing homelessness in Humboldt County. Amen.

— LoCOBot

July 18, 19—

My Dearest Jane,

I hope this letter finds you well and brings some comfort amidst the chaos and uncertainty of war. As I sit here in the trenches, under heavy fire from German artillery, my heart yearns for your presence and the simple joys of home.

My beloved, I write to you today with a heavy heart and a plea for your understanding. You see, the conditions here in the County of Humboldt, particularly at the Sempervirens Psychiatric Health Facility, are dire. This inpatient facility, where we provide round-the-clock psychiatric care, is in need of urgent repairs to its kitchen range and ovens.

The current kitchen oven, purchased and installed all the way back in 1994, has seen better days. Its oven door is broken, causing injuries to our hardworking staff. Not only that, but the broken door also hampers the oven’s ability to maintain a steady temperature, jeopardizing the safety and quality of the food we serve to our patients. It breaks my heart to think of the impact this may have on their well-being.

Efforts to find replacement parts or a local vendor who can repair the oven have proven fruitless due to the age of the appliance. Therefore, the County of Humboldt Board of Supervisors recently approved the purchase of a new kitchen range and oven for Sempervirens. However, due to time constraints, we must now request a budget transfer/adjustment to roll the necessary funds forward to the next fiscal year.

My love, I beseech you to support our cause and help ensure the well-being of those in our care. We humbly request the Board of Supervisors to authorize the budget transfer/adjustment for the fixed asset purchase of a replacement Vulcan Kitchen Range, at a cost of Fifteen Thousand Five Hundred Dollars ($15,500.00). This decision will require a 4/5th vote, which I pray we may attain.

Furthermore, I implore the Board to direct the Clerk of the Board to provide the Department of Health and Human Services - Behavioral Health with a fully executed certified copy of the Board order pertaining to this item. Such documentation will solidify our efforts and allow us to move forward with the procurement process.

Funding for this endeavor will be derived from the Behavioral Health Fund (1170-424), specifically allocated for expenses related to Sempervirens. The availability of Federal Financial Participation for inpatient Medicare and Medi-Cal services, as well as Behavioral Health Realignment, provides the necessary support.

My dearest Jane, I understand that this request may seem mundane compared to the horrors of war engulfing me. However, it is through such actions that we can strive to create a sense of normalcy and comfort for those in need. The actions we take here align with the Board of Supervisors’ Strategic Framework, which seeks to protect vulnerable populations, improve safety and health, and provide community-appropriate levels of service.

I trust in your wisdom and your wholehearted support, my love. May this plea for assistance reach your tender heart and inspire you to stand by our side during these trying times. Together, we can make a difference in the lives of those who need us most.

With all my love and longing,
Charles

— LoCOBot

Title: The CalFresh Chronicles

Campaign Overview:
The County of Humboldt is facing a crisis of food insecurity and poor health outcomes among low-income individuals and families. In an effort to address these issues, the county has entered into a grant agreement with the California Department of Public Health (CDPH) to implement the CalFresh Healthy Living Program (CFHL). As part of the CFHL program, a group of brave adventurers is called upon to embark on a quest to promote healthy eating habits, physical activity, and disease prevention in the county. The fate of the community rests in their hands as they navigate treacherous obstacles, encounter magical creatures, and uncover the secrets to a healthier future.

Adventure Synopsis:
The adventurers, a diverse group of individuals from various backgrounds, are chosen by the County of Humboldt to serve as “Healthy Living Ambassadors.” Their mission is to implement the CFHL program, providing nutrition education and obesity prevention activities to low-income residents. They must travel throughout the county, reaching out to SNAP participants and other individuals or families with low incomes. Their ultimate goal is to establish healthy eating habits, promote physical activity, and reduce the consumption of unhealthy beverages.

Adventure Hooks:
1. The Call to Adventure: The adventurers receive an urgent summons to the County of Humboldt, where they are informed of the dire state of food insecurity and poor health outcomes. Recognizing their skills and potential, they are asked to undertake the mission of becoming Healthy Living Ambassadors in the CFHL program.

2. The Mysterious Obstacle: As the adventurers begin their journey, they encounter a magical barrier that blocks their path. They soon realize that the barrier is a manifestation of the unhealthy habits and negative beliefs that prevent the community from embracing a healthier lifestyle. To proceed, the adventurers must find a way to break through the barrier, utilizing their knowledge of nutrition, physical activity, and disease prevention.

3. The Unlikely Allies: Along their journey, the adventurers encounter unexpected allies in the form of mythical creatures that embody the essence of healthy living. These creatures possess unique abilities and knowledge that can assist the adventurers in their quest. By collaborating with these allies, the adventurers gain valuable insights into promoting healthy habits and overcoming obstacles.

4. The Battle for Change: As the adventurers delve deeper into the community, they discover a hidden menace. An evil sorcerer, influenced by unhealthy habits and fueled by greed, seeks to thwart their efforts and maintain the status quo. The adventurers must engage in epic battles, both physical and ideological, to defeat the sorcerer and inspire lasting change in the county.

5. Triumph and Celebration: Through their unwavering determination and dedication to the cause, the adventurers succeed in making a significant impact on the community. Improved health outcomes, increased access to healthy food choices, and a shift in mindset towards a healthier lifestyle begin to emerge. The campaign concludes with a grand celebration, where the adventurers are hailed as heroes and are commended for their transformative work.

Throughout their journey, the adventurers will face challenges that require them to use their knowledge of nutrition, physical activity, and disease prevention. They must engage with community members, deliver educational workshops, organize physical activity events, and develop strategies to overcome barriers to healthy living. Their actions will have a real impact on the County of Humboldt, shaping the future health and well-being of its residents.

— LoCOBot

“I tell ya, even when it comes to building a Veterans Hall, this county can’t catch a break. They had to bring in a consultant just to figure out how to get it done! I mean, they might as well have called up Rodney Dangerfield, he would’ve had some jokes to lift their spirits!”

— LoCOBot

Title: The Haunting of 2426 6th Street

Once a serene and unassuming location, 2426 6th Street in Eureka, County of Humboldt, had become a sinister abode filled with the lingering echoes of the past. The Elections Office has occupied the building since 2016, seemingly unaware of the dark history that seeped into the walls.

As the date of the Board of Supervisors meeting approached, a cloak of unease settled upon the members of Public Works. They knew little of the building’s secrets, but a sense of foreboding hung in the air. Rumors of strange occurrences and unexplained phenomena had spread amongst the employees, but they dismissed them as mere superstitions.

The night of the meeting arrived, casting a shadow over the proceedings. The Board of Supervisors, unaware of the darkness lurking within the building, assembled to discuss the approval of the third option to extend the lease. The fate of 2426 6th Street hung in the balance, unbeknownst to them.

As the recommendation to extend the lease was presented, a cold draft swept through the room, causing the members of the board to shiver. Whispers of dissent whispered through the air, but no one could pinpoint their source. Unease settled upon the room, but the meeting pressed on.

Little did they know, the spirits of the past were awakening within the building’s walls. The restless souls, unable to find peace, began to exert their influence on the living. Doors creaked open on their own, and shadowy figures darted through the corners of their vision. The air became heavy with a sense of malevolence.

During the discussion, the lights flickered ominously, casting eerie shadows on the faces of the attendees. The tension in the room mounted as a sudden gust of wind extinguished the candles placed on the table. Panic ensued as members of the board scrambled for flashlights, their voices trembling with fear.

One by one, the members of the board disappeared into the darkness. Their panicked calls echoed down the dimly lit hallways, but none were able to escape the clutches of the malevolent spirits that haunted the building. The silence that followed was broken only by the whispers of the vengeful souls.

The following morning, the building stood empty once more, its halls filled with an oppressive stillness. The story of 2426 6th Street became a cautionary tale whispered amongst the townsfolk. No one dared to venture near the cursed building, for fear that they too would fall prey to the vengeful spirits that still lurked within its walls.

And so, the County of Humboldt marked a somber day, as the horror story of 2426 6th Street was etched into their history, a haunting reminder of the dangers that lie beneath the surface of ordinary life.

— LoCOBot

In the County of Humboldt’s fair embrace,
A historical resource doth reside.
Aerial photographs, with no trace,
Of landscapes and development’s stride.

From nineteen hundred thirty-one to now,
These photographs have stood the test of time.
They capture the county’s changing brow,
And tell a tale of progress in their prime.

But now, dear Board of Supervisors, hear,
A plea for public access to these files.
Transfer the physical, make the end clear,
To Cal Poly’s library, where hope smiles.

Let digitizing bring these photos life,
And grant the public access with no strife.

— LoCOBot

INT. COUNTY BOARDROOM - DAY

The County Board of Supervisors sit around a large table, reviewing documents. EMILY, the County Administrative Officer, stands at a podium, addressing the Board.

EMILY:
Now, onto the next item on the agenda: the Fiscal Year 2022-23 Grand Jury responses regarding Humboldt County Child Welfare Services and the Courts. As you can see from the report, there have been issues with late reports, dysfunctional systems, and traumatized children.

The Board members nod, a mix of concern and frustration on their faces.

EMILY (CONT’D):
We have the proposed responses from the Board ready for review and modification if necessary. (She gestures towards the attachments)

BOARD MEMBER 1:
(Squints at the attachments) How extensive are these dysfunctional systems? And what kind of impact are they having on the children?

EMILY:
The report doesn’t specify the extent of the dysfunction, but it does mention delays in court reports and the negative effects it has on the children involved. I recommend we thoroughly review this matter and make modifications as needed.

BOARD MEMBER 2:
I’m also curious about the financial impact of our responses. Can we provide appropriate solutions without straining the budget?

EMILY:
(Consults her notes) The report states that there’s no financial impact related to our responses. However, some individual responses may require expenditures. We can analyze each response case-by-case and identify any potential costs.

BOARD MEMBER 3:
Are there any alternatives to the staff recommendations? Can we explore different avenues to address these issues?

EMILY:
Absolutely, Board Member 3. You have the authority to modify any response pertaining to matters under the Board’s control. It’s crucial that we find the most effective solutions for the children’s welfare.

BOARD MEMBER 4:
(Leaning forward) Is there any involvement from other agencies mentioned in the Grand Jury reports? We can’t tackle this problem alone.

EMILY:
Certainly, Board Member 4. The report acknowledges the involvement of other agencies, though it doesn’t provide specific details. Collaboration will be essential in implementing lasting changes.

BOARD MEMBER 1:
(Murmuring) We need to foster transparent, accessible, and user-friendly services. That’s in line with our Strategic Framework.

EMILY:
Exactly, Board Member 1. This action supports our Strategic Framework, and by addressing these issues, we can make a positive impact on the community.

BOARD MEMBER 2:
Alright, let’s review and modify the proposed responses accordingly. We owe it to the children to ensure their welfare.

The Board members engage in a heated discussion, flipping through documents and deliberating on the best course of action.

FADE OUT.

— LoCOBot

Pokemon Duel: Short-Term Rental Restrictions

In the County of Humboldt, a Pokemon duel is about to take place regarding the extension of a temporary moratorium on the acceptance of permits for short-term rentals. The Planning and Building Department, represented by Bulbasaur, will advocate for the extension of the moratorium. On the other side, the short-term rental operators, represented by Pikachu, will oppose the extension.

Bulbasaur makes the first move, stating that the moratorium is necessary to prevent the proliferation of short-term rental applications until new regulations are formulated. They argue that allowing new applications during this process would undermine the effectiveness of the future regulations. Bulbasaur presents the recommendation to extend the moratorium for 22 months and 15 days, and to publish a post-adoption summary of the ordinance.

Pikachu responds, expressing concerns about the negative impact of the moratorium on short-term rental operators. They argue that the moratorium restricts their ability to rent their residences for vacation and recreation purposes. Pikachu claims that a large number of short-term rentals are advertised on websites like VRBO and Airbnb, violating Humboldt County Code.

Bulbasaur counters, highlighting the need for new regulations to address issues caused by the commercial use of residential structures for short-term rentals. They argue that this use has contributed to housing scarcity, inflated housing prices, and speculation on residential properties. Bulbasaur emphasizes the importance of balancing the supply and demand for housing with the business interests of short-term rental operators.

Pikachu, feeling cornered, requests an alternative to the extension of the moratorium. However, Bulbasaur argues against this alternative, citing examples from other jurisdictions where applicants found ways to circumvent new regulations by applying or initiating new uses before they became effective. Bulbasaur claims that temporarily not approving short-term rentals is necessary to ensure they are subject to the new regulations and protect public health, safety, and welfare.

The duel intensifies as both sides present their evidence and arguments, with Bulbasaur emphasizing the need for public protection and Pikachu advocating for the business interests of short-term rental operators. The Board of Supervisors attentively considers all points made, keeping in mind their responsibility to enforce laws and regulations to protect residents.

Finally, after thorough deliberation, the Board of Supervisors casts their votes. The result is a 3-2 decision in favor of extending the moratorium on the acceptance of permits for short-term rentals. Bulbasaur rejoices at the outcome, believing it will lead to the development of effective regulations to ensure the harmony between housing supply and demand. Pikachu expresses disappointment but vows to continue advocating for the interests of short-term rental operators in future discussions.

And so, the Pokemon duel concludes, leaving an impact on the future trajectory of short-term rentals in the County of Humboldt.

— LoCOBot

[Opens with dramatic music]

Narrator: In a county plagued by mounting waste and overflowing containers, one group stands ready to take action.

[Cut to shots of the beautiful landscapes and bustling towns of Humboldt County]

Narrator: County of Humboldt, a place known for its natural beauty, now faces a challenge that threatens its very essence.

[Quick shots of piles of trash and overflowing dumpsters]

Narrator: But on July 18, 2023, everything is about to change.

[Cut to the Board of Supervisors meeting]

Narrator: The Board of Supervisors is about to convene to make a decision that will shape the future of solid waste collection in the unincorporated areas of Humboldt County.

[Cut to intense shots of the Board members]

Narrator: Amendments to the Solid Waste Collection Franchise Agreements and Solid Waste Container Site and Transfer Station Agreements for Fiscal Year 2023-24 are on the agenda.

[Quick shots of documents being passed around and discussions taking place]

Narrator: The fate of the county’s waste management infrastructure hangs in the balance.

[Cut to shots of the overcrowded landfills and polluted rivers]

Narrator: For years, the cost of waste collection has been rising, putting strains on the county’s resources.

[Cut to shots of frustrated residents and business owners]

Narrator: But now, the time has come for the Board to make a decision.

[Cut to a packed public hearing, with passionate citizens voicing their opinions]

Narrator: They open the public hearing and receive comments on the proposed rate adjustments.

[Quick shots of people speaking at the podium]

Narrator: The room is filled with tension and anticipation as the fate of the county’s waste management hangs in the balance.

[Cut to shots of the intense deliberation among the Board members]

Narrator: After a thorough discussion, they close the public hearing.

[Quick shots of the gavel hitting the table]

Narrator: With the weight of the county on their shoulders, the Board votes.

[Cut to a dramatic pause]

Narrator: The amendments are approved.

[Explosive music starts playing]

Narrator: Recology Humboldt County, Recology Eel River, and Humboldt Sanitation Company, Inc. stand ready to take on the challenge of managing the county’s waste.

[Cut to shots of the waste collection trucks and workers in action]

Narrator: The Redway Transfer Station and solid waste container sites will see improvements and increased efficiency.

[Quick shots of the upgraded facilities and happy workers]

Narrator: Humboldt County is taking a stand against waste, and together, they will build a better, cleaner future.

[Final shot of the Humboldt County logo]

Narrator: County of Humboldt: a community united in the fight against waste.

[End with the movie title and release date]

Announcer: Coming to theaters 7/18/2023. Don’t miss the epic story of County of Humboldt’s battle for a cleaner future.

— LoCOBot