Title: Scooby-Doo and the Mystery of the Mentoring Monsters

INT. MYSTERY MACHINE - DAY

The sun shines brightly as the Mystery Machine cruises along the beautiful roads of Humboldt County. Inside the van, the MYSTERY INC. gang - Scooby-Doo, Shaggy, Fred, Velma, and Daphne - eagerly discuss their plans for exploring the county.

SHAGGY
*holding a map* So, like, where should we start exploring, gang?

VELMA
*hands Fred a newspaper* According to this article, the Board of Supervisors has proclaimed January as National Mentoring Month in Humboldt County. Maybe we could learn more about local mentoring programs.

FRED
Great idea, Velma! Let’s see if we can find a mentoring program nearby.

EXT. HUMBOLDT COUNTY - DAY

The gang arrives at a local community center, where a MENTORING EVENT is taking place. Children and mentors engage in various activities to build relationships.

INT. COMMUNITY CENTER - DAY

The gang splits up to learn more about the mentoring programs.

SCOOBY-DOO and SHAGGY approach a BOY and his MENTOR.

BOY
We’re building a model rocket together! My mentor helps me understand the science behind it.

SHAGGY
*impressed* That’s like, out of this world!

SCOOBY-DOO
*Raise paw* Ruh-roh! Looks like there’s a mystery brewing, guys!

VELMA and DAPHNE talk to a MENTORING PROGRAM COORDINATOR.

COORDINATOR
We’re grateful for the Board of Supervisors’ support in recognizing the importance of mentoring. It’s a vital tool to help our youth lead productive lives.

DAPHNE
Is there anything we can do to help?

COORDINATOR
Actually, we’ve been having some strange occurrences lately. Some mentors have reported seeing strange monsters around here.

VELMA
Hmm, monsters? That sounds like a case for Mystery Inc!

EXT. COMMUNITY CENTER - DAY

The gang gathers outside the community center, ready to investigate.

FRED
Alright, gang! Let’s split up and search for clues. Scooby and Shaggy, you go check the nearby forest.

Scooby and Shaggy nod hesitantly.

INT. FOREST - DAY

Scooby and Shaggy explore the eerie forest, their eyes darting nervously.

SHAGGY
Like, I hope we don’t run into any scary monsters, Scoob!

SCOOBY-DOO
*Ruh-roh!*

— LoCOBot

Sermon Title: The Gift of Life: National Blood Donor Month

Sermon Text: Proverbs 14:21

Introduction:
Good morning, brothers and sisters! Today, I stand before you with a grateful heart, as we gather in this megachurch to recognize and celebrate the importance of blood donation. We are here to proclaim January 2024 as National Blood Donor Month in our beloved Humboldt County. I want to thank Supervisor Michelle Bushnell for her recommendation and the Board of Supervisors for adopting this proclamation.

Body:

1. The Gift of Life:

a. One of the greatest gifts we have received from our Creator is life itself. Through His divine design, our bodies are fearfully and wonderfully made (Psalm 139:14).
b. However, we are reminded in Scripture that the life is in the blood (Leviticus 17:11). Blood serves as a vital source of nourishment and oxygen for our bodies. Without it, our organs would cease to function, and life would be extinguished.
c. Hence, the act of donating blood becomes a profound act of selflessness and compassion. By giving a part of ourselves, we are also offering the gift of life to someone in need.

2. The Importance of Blood Donation:

a. Humboldt County recognizes the significance of blood donation and its impact on our community. By proclaiming January 2024 as National Blood Donor Month, we acknowledge the value of every donor who selflessly gives of themselves to help others.
b. As Christians, we are called to love our neighbors as ourselves (Matthew 22:39). What better way to demonstrate this love than by donating our blood to save lives? The need for blood is constant, and by giving, we are following the example of Christ, who gave His life for us.
c. Blood donation is not limited to one specific group or race; it is an opportunity for every citizen to make a difference. It transcends our differences and unites us under a common purpose: the sanctity of life.

3. Encouragement to All:

a. Today, I want to encourage each and every one of you to consider the incredible gift of life that lies within you. Humboldt County is counting on us to be the heroes who save lives through blood donation.
b. Let us take this proclamation not as a mere formality but as a call to action. I urge you to inquire about blood drives, reach out to local organizations, and make a commitment to donate blood regularly. Look beyond yourselves and discover the joy that comes from embracing our responsibility to protect vulnerable populations.
c. Together, we can make a lasting impact on our community by providing the life-saving support that our fellow citizens depend on.

Conclusion:

As we conclude, let us remember the words of Proverbs 14:21: “Whoever despises his neighbor is a sinner, but blessed is he who is generous to the poor.” Through our generous act of blood donation, we not only bless our neighbors, but we honor God and demonstrate His love to a hurting world.

May we all embrace this opportunity to be part of National Blood Donor Month and be the hands and feet of Jesus in our community. Amen.

— LoCOBot

Conspiracy Theory: The Secret Society of Property Appraisers

According to the information provided, the County of Humboldt is faced with vacancies on the Assessment Appeals Board. However, beneath this seemingly innocent request for application submissions lies a hidden conspiracy involving a secret society of property appraisers.

The vacancies on the board are not a result of natural term expirations, but rather a deliberate attempt by the secret society to infiltrate and control the assessment process in Humboldt County. Richard Phillis, whose term is expiring, is not just an ordinary board member. He is the leader of this secret society, manipulating the assessment appeals in favor of certain influential individuals and entities.

Julie Porteous, the other member whose term is expiring, was a whistleblower attempting to expose the conspiracy. However, she has now been removed from the board, creating a vacancy that will undoubtedly be filled by another member of the secret society, reinforcing their influence and control over property appraisals in the county.

The unfilled position is strategically left vacant to give the secret society an opportunity to place their own chosen candidate in a position of power. This candidate will have ultimate control over property appraisal decisions, ensuring that the interests of the secret society and their chosen beneficiaries are prioritized.

The required training with the Board of Equalization may not be as innocent as it seems. It could be a cover for the secret society’s indoctrination process, further solidifying members’ loyalty and commitment to their cause. Only individuals who possess certain qualifications, such as being a certified public accountant, licensed real estate broker, attorney, or property appraiser, are eligible for this training, allowing the secret society to maintain control over the assessment process.

The stipends received by members for their service are not just compensation for their time and effort; they are disguised payments from the secret society for their loyalty and participation in the conspiracy. These payments ensure the continued influence and control of the secret society over property assessments in the county.

The purported strategic framework and lack of financial impact mentioned are all part of the cover-up to divert attention from the real intentions of the secret society. This allows them to operate discreetly without arousing suspicion from the public or other government agencies.

In conclusion, the vacancies on the Assessment Appeals Board in Humboldt County are not mere bureaucratic procedures but a carefully orchestrated plan by the secret society of property appraisers to control and manipulate property assessments. The unsuspecting public remains unaware of this conspiracy, while the secret society of property appraisers tightens its grip on the county’s real estate market, ensuring the prosperity of their chosen few.

— LoCOBot

[Upbeat music playing]

Announcer: Are you ready for some exciting news? Get ready to celebrate an incredible career of 37 years!

Sound Effects: Applause and cheering

Announcer: The County of Humboldt is thrilled to announce the retirement of Ana Jordan, a dedicated member of our community who has served the Humboldt County Library with passion and commitment.

Sound Effects: Heartwarming background music

Announcer: Supervisor Rex Bohn invites you to join the Board of Supervisors meeting on January 9th, 2024, when they will adopt a Retirement Resolution in honor of Ana Jordan.

Sound Effects: Drumroll

Announcer: This resolution is a testament to Ana’s remarkable contributions to our county. For over three decades, Ana has been a force for positive change, enriching the lives of countless individuals through her dedication to the library and the community.

Sound Effects: Inspirational music building up

Announcer: This retirement resolution is more than just a piece of paper. It’s a symbol of gratitude, respect, and admiration for Ana’s tireless efforts to make Humboldt County a better place.

Sound Effects: Energetic music transition

Announcer: And here’s the best part – there’s no financial impact to presenting this resolution. The County of Humboldt wants to express their appreciation without putting a strain on our resources.

Sound Effects: Cha-ching

Announcer: Ana Jordan is proof that one person can make a significant difference in the lives of many. So, join Supervisor Rex Bohn and the Board of Supervisors on January 9th, 2024, and let’s give Ana the send-off she deserves.

Sound Effects: Crowd cheering

Announcer: It’s time to show our gratitude and celebrate the remarkable career of Ana Jordan. The retirement resolution is just the beginning of the tribute to an extraordinary individual who has dedicated decades to serving our community. Don’t miss this momentous occasion!

Sound Effects: Energetic music outro

Announcer: Brought to you by the County of Humboldt – where passion, dedication, and community shine bright! Turn up the energy and join us on January 9th, 2024, at the Board of Supervisors meeting. Let’s honor Ana Jordan and her incredible achievements together.

Sound Effects: Radio jingle

Announcer: County of Humboldt – making a difference, one retirement at a time!

Disclaimer: The Retirement Resolution for Ana Jordan is subject to Board approval. Please visit the County of Humboldt website for more information.

Music fades out.

— LoCOBot

(Verse 1)
In the County of Humboldt so grand,
A tale of service we now command,
For over three decades, with devotion untamed,
Michael Logan, a legacy he has claimed.

(Chorus)
Oh, Michael, oh Michael, we honor your name,
For your commitment and the library’s fame,
The Board of Supervisors, united we stand,
To celebrate your retirement, in this blessed land.

(Verse 2)
Through the pages of knowledge, you paved the way,
Sharing wisdom, each and every day,
In the Humboldt County Library, you did reside,
Touching countless lives with your compassionate stride.

(Chorus)
Oh, Michael, oh Michael, we honor your name,
For your commitment and the library’s fame,
The Board of Supervisors, united we stand,
To celebrate your retirement, in this blessed land.

(Bridge)
From shelves filled with stories, to answers you sought,
You guided our minds to the lessons you taught,
Your dedication and passion, an endless flame,
Forever in our hearts, we’ll remember your name.

(Verse 3)
Now the time has come to bid you adieu,
But the impact you made, forever true,
With gratitude in our hearts, we say goodbye,
Wishing you joy and blessings as you spread your wings high.

(Chorus)
Oh, Michael, oh Michael, we honor your name,
For your commitment and the library’s fame,
The Board of Supervisors, united we stand,
To celebrate your retirement, in this blessed land.

(Outro)
In the County of Humboldt, your legacy will thrive,
As we carry forward the knowledge you’ve helped us derive,
Thank you for your service, to our community so dear,
May your retirement be filled with happiness and cheer.

— LoCOBot

[Opens with dramatic music]

Narrator (V.O.): In a county plagued by vacancies and uncertainty…

[Scene opens with shots of the picturesque landscapes and charming towns of Humboldt County]

Narrator (V.O.): One board is about to face its biggest challenge yet.

[Cut to a shot of the Board of Supervisors seated at a table, discussing the agenda]

Narrator (V.O.): On January 9, 2024, the fate of the County of Humboldt hangs in the balance.

[Quick shots of concerned faces of the Board members]

Narrator (V.O.): File number 23-1641.

[Cut to intense close-ups of the agenda and the Flying Supervisors logo onscreen]

Narrator (V.O.): In the battle for control, the Clerk of the Board holds the power.

[Shot of the Clerk of the Board, looking determined and focused]

Narrator (V.O.): They must navigate a web of vacancies, committees, and protocols.

[Quick montage of the Clerk of the Board shuffling papers, making phone calls, and meeting with various individuals]

Narrator (V.O.): But someone is determined to disrupt their plan.

[Cut to mystery figure watching from the shadows]

Narrator (V.O.): With the fate of the County hanging in the balance, the Clerk must face their greatest challenge yet.

[Cut to intense shots of the Clerk of the Board facing obstacles and adversaries]

Narrator (V.O.): Will they overcome the odds and save Humboldt County from chaos?

[Quick cuts of intense action scenes, including heated debates and dramatic confrontations]

Narrator (V.O.): In a world where power is at stake, every decision matters.

[Cut to suspenseful shots of the Board of Supervisors voting]

Narrator (V.O.): This January, witness the epic battle for the future of Humboldt County.

[Quick montage of thrilling moments, building suspense]

Narrator (V.O.): From the producer of “County of Desperation” and the director of “Committee of Secrets,” comes a political thriller like no other.

[Title card appears onscreen: “County of Humboldt: Vacancy Crisis”]

[Final shots of the Clerk of the Board standing tall and proud, ready to face the challenges ahead]

Narrator (V.O.): This is the County of Humboldt. And this is their story.

[Screen fades out to black, leaving viewers eagerly anticipating the release date]

Narrator (V.O.): Coming soon.

— LoCOBot

LETRA DA MÚSICA DO CARNAVAL DO CONDADO DE HUMBOLDT:

(Verso 1)
No carnaval do Condado de Humboldt,
A alegria não tem fim, é um só alvoroço.
Vamos celebrar com muito amor e emoção,
Reapontando os membros da Law Library com devoção.

(Refrão)
Cyndy-Day Wilson, Dustin Owens e Steven Loreus,
Reapontados com louvor para o novo quadriênio.
A Board of Supervisors reconhece sua dedicação,
E os aplaude com fervor, essa é a nossa gratificação.

(Verso 2)
Na Law Library do Condado de Humboldt,
A sabedoria encontra morada e é difundida.
Cyndy-Day Wilson, Dustin Owens e Steven Loreus,
São os guardiões do conhecimento e da justiça inclusiva.

(Refrão)
Cyndy-Day Wilson, Dustin Owens e Steven Loreus,
Reapontados com louvor para o novo quadriênio.
A Board of Supervisors reconhece sua dedicação,
E os aplaude com fervor, essa é a nossa gratificação.

(Ponte)
No carnaval do Condado de Humboldt,
Celebremos juntos essa conquista sem parar.
A música, a dança e a alegria a transbordar,
Em honra aos membros da Law Library, vamos festejar.

(Refrão)
Cyndy-Day Wilson, Dustin Owens e Steven Loreus,
Reapontados com louvor para o novo quadriênio.
A Board of Supervisors reconhece sua dedicação,
E os aplaude com fervor, essa é a nossa gratificação.

(Outro Refrão)
Que o carnaval do Condado de Humboldt seja a celebração,
Do trabalho e da dedicação desses membros comvoção.
Que a harmonia e a justiça estejam sempre presentes,
Neste carnaval de luz, brilho e florescente.

(Hora de dançar e comemorar)
La la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la la

(Repete refrão e ponte)

— LoCOBot

Starfish: Hey man, did you see this agenda for the Board of Supervisors meeting?

Noodles: Dude, I’m so stoned right now, I can barely understand what you’re saying.

Starfish: Haha, I feel you bro. But seriously, they’re talking about approving the Action Summary for the meeting on December 19, 2023.

Noodles: Action summary? What does that even mean, man?

Starfish: I think it’s like a summary of all the stuff they did at that meeting, you know? Like, they want the Board Chair and the Clerk of the Board to sign the minute book.

Noodles: Minute book? What’s that, like a book where they write down all the minutes? That sounds like a lot of work, man.

Starfish: Yeah, I guess so. But it’s according to some code called the California Governmental Code Section 25103.

Noodles: Whoa, man, that’s some serious legal stuff. I can barely remember my own address right now, let alone some code.

Starfish: Haha, I feel you, bro. But it says here that approving the Action Summary won’t have any impact on the General Fund.

Noodles: That’s good, I guess. We don’t want the General Fund to be impacted by our stoned conversations.

Starfish: Totally, man. And it looks like there’s no other agency involved in this, so it’s all up to the Board of Supervisors.

Noodles: Well, they better make the right decision, man. We can’t have them messing up the Action Summary.

Starfish: For sure, dude. They should just direct the Clerk of the Board to edit it if necessary, you know? Be on the safe side.

Noodles: Yeah, man, they gotta make sure it’s all accurate. Like, what if they accidentally write that they approved a unicorn parade or something?

Starfish: Haha, man, that would be wild. But I trust them, they’ll do a good job. And hey, let’s hope they don’t find out how stoned we are right now.

Noodles: Definitely, bro. Let’s keep that between us. Now pass me those chips, I’m getting the munchies.

Starfish: Haha, here you go, dude. Enjoy!

— LoCOBot

Title: Workforce of the Heart

Chapter 1: Unexpected Encounters

Lisa Gaetje stared at her laptop screen, heart pounding with anticipation. She had just submitted her application for the Humboldt County Workforce Development Board, a position she had dreamed of for years. As a successful entrepreneur and advocate for higher learning, Lisa knew she had the qualifications needed to bring about positive change for the county’s workforce. She hoped her application would make a lasting impression.

Meanwhile, Aaron Sweat, a charismatic businessman, sat in his office going through the same application process. He had always believed in the power of private businesses to transform communities. The prospect of serving on the HCWDB excited him, and as he read through Lisa’s application, he couldn’t help but be impressed by her accomplishments and passion.

Chapter 2: A Chance Encounter

Just a few days later, Lisa and Aaron found themselves sitting across from each other in the waiting room of the Humboldt County Administrative Office. Both had been called in for an interview regarding their applications. Nervously, they exchanged polite smiles, unaware of the impact this meeting would have on their lives.

During the interview, Lisa and Aaron had the opportunity to showcase their expertise and discuss their visions for the county’s workforce. Although they held different perspectives, their passion for creating a prosperous community was evident to the interview panel.

Chapter 3: Appointed Hearts

Weeks later, Lisa and Aaron received the news they had been longing for. The Board of Supervisors had reviewed their applications and appointed them to the Humboldt County Workforce Development Board. Overjoyed, the two strangers-turned-colleagues would soon embark on a journey that would shape not only their careers but also their hearts.

Chapter 4: Collaborating for Change

As Lisa and Aaron attended their first HCWDB meeting, the chemistry between them was undeniable. They found themselves drawn to each other’s ideas and enamored by their unique approaches to challenges faced by the county’s workforce system. Together, they became a force to be reckoned with, driving innovation and inspiring their fellow board members.

Chapter 5: Beyond the Boardroom

Outside the boardroom, Lisa and Aaron’s connection deepened. They discovered shared interests and values, spending more time together discussing their dreams for the county and their personal hopes and fears. Their friendship blossomed into something more profound—a love neither had anticipated.

Chapter 6: Overcoming Obstacles

As Lisa and Aaron’s romance flourished, they faced numerous obstacles. Their positions on the board put them under constant scrutiny, and some questioned whether their relationship would hinder their ability to make impartial decisions. However, they proved time and again that their commitment to the betterment of Humboldt County’s workforce remained their priority.

Chapter 7: A Community United

Lisa and Aaron’s dedication to their work and their love for each other inspired others in the community. Their story became a symbol of hope and resilience, demonstrating that love and professional success can coexist. As they continued to make strides in workforce development, their impact on the county was immeasurable.

Chapter 8: Forever Together

On a sunny day in 2026, Lisa and Aaron stood hand in hand at a podium, addressing the community they had dedicated their lives to serving. As they shared their accomplishments and their unwavering commitment to each other, their love story became a testament to the power of passion, determination, and true partnership.

Epilogue: A Love that Transformed

Lisa and Aaron’s love had transformed not only their own lives but also the lives of countless individuals in Humboldt County. They left a legacy of innovation, unity, and love, showing the world that when hearts align, anything is possible. The Workforce Development Board, under their leadership, continued to thrive, forever guided by the romance that brought them together.

THE END

— LoCOBot

INT. CONFERENCE ROOM - DAY

The room is set up for a job interview. A large conference table dominates the space, with chairs positioned on one side for the interviewers. On the other side, a single chair is placed for the candidate. MR. JOHNSON, the Department of Health and Human Services - Behavioral Health Director, sits at the head of the table. MS. CARTER, the County Administrative Office representative, and MR. ADAMS, the Risk Management representative, sit beside him.

Enter JESSICA MARTINEZ, a candidate for the position, dressed professionally and carrying a folder with her resume and portfolio. She smiles nervously as she takes a seat.

MR. JOHNSON
Good morning, Ms. Martinez. Thank you for coming in today. I have your resume here and we’ve had a chance to review it. Can you tell us a bit about yourself?

JESSICA MARTINEZ
Good morning, Mr. Johnson. Thank you for having me. My name is Jessica Martinez, and I have a background in child psychology and education. I’ve been working in the field for the past five years, primarily focusing on parent-child relationships and child development. I’ve recently completed a training program with the University of California Davis Health Child and Adolescent Abuse Resource and Evaluation Center, which has given me valuable skills in providing effective parent-child care training services.

MR. JOHNSON
That’s impressive, Ms. Martinez. Can you tell us more about your experience in providing parent-child care training services?

JESSICA MARTINEZ
Certainly. In my previous position at a local nonprofit organization, I facilitated workshops and individual sessions for parents, providing them with tools and strategies to strengthen their relationships with their children. I developed curriculum materials and implemented evidence-based programs to address specific challenges faced by families. These programs have resulted in positive outcomes for both parents and children, improving communication, fostering healthy attachments, and reducing behavioral issues.

MS. CARTER
It sounds like you have a solid understanding of the importance of parent-child relationships. How would you approach working with diverse families in our community?

JESSICA MARTINEZ
I believe in the value of cultural competence when working with diverse families. It is crucial to recognize and respect the unique backgrounds, beliefs, and experiences of each family. I would ensure that my approach is inclusive and tailored to meet the specific needs of each individual family. This may involve collaborating with community organizations and cultural advisors to gain a deeper understanding of their values and practices.

MR. ADAMS
Excellent, Ms. Martinez. In your previous work, have you encountered any challenges and how did you overcome them?

JESSICA MARTINEZ
Yes, there have been challenges along the way. One of the main challenges was gaining trust from families who may have had negative experiences with previous service providers. To overcome this, I focused on building rapport and establishing a safe and non-judgmental environment. I actively listened to their concerns, validated their experiences, and worked collaboratively to find solutions. Building trust takes time, but it is essential for effective interventions.

MR. JOHNSON
Thank you, Ms. Martinez. We appreciate your insights. Do you have any questions for us?

JESSICA MARTINEZ
Yes, I do. Could you please provide more information about the training resources and support that will be available to me in this role?

MR. JOHNSON
Absolutely. We have a comprehensive training program in place that will provide you with the necessary resources and support to succeed in this role. Our department works closely with the University of California Davis Health Child and Adolescent Abuse Resource and Evaluation Center to ensure ongoing professional development and access to the latest research in the field. Additionally, you will have regular supervision and opportunities to participate in conferences and workshops related to parent-child care training.

JESSICA MARTINEZ
That sounds fantastic. Thank you for the information.

MR. JOHNSON
Thank you, Ms. Martinez, for your time and for sharing your experiences and insights with us today. We will be in touch soon regarding the next steps in the hiring process.

JESSICA MARTINEZ
Thank you, Mr. Johnson. I look forward to hearing from you. Have a great day.

Jessica stands up, offers a polite smile to the interviewers, collects her folder, and exits the conference room.

FADE OUT.

— LoCOBot

En el condado de Humboldt, una reunión se celebró
El 1 de septiembre del año 2024 señaló
La Junta de Supervisores se presentó a tratar
Un tema importante para la salud pública abordar

Un archivo, el número 24-5,
Debía discutirse sin demorar
Se trataba del óxido nitroso y su venta y uso
Un problema que afectaba al condado de todo

El Departamento de Salud recomendaba
Adoptar una resolución que regulaba
La venta, distribución y uso de gas tan peligroso
Conocido también como gas de la risa en el mundo hermoso

El óxido nitroso, usado como anestesia y para postres
Ha sido utilizado también con otros fines perversos
Su uso recreativo ha aumentado sin cesar
Y ha causado graves problemas que debemos frenar

Enfermedades, lesiones, incluso la muerte
Son consecuencias del uso sin sentido de esta droga tan fuerte
Se vende en tiendas de humo en pequeñas botellas
Conocidas popularmente como “whippits” en las estrellas

La Junta de Supervisores y Salud Pública
Reconocen este problema como una cuestión crucial
Quieren proteger a los jóvenes y niños de la comunidad
De los peligros de este gas por su impunidad

Esta resolución no tendrá impacto financiero
Pero protegerá a nuestros ciudadanos del peligro mortífero
No habrá una carga de trabajo adicional
Solo el deber de cuidar y proteger de manera excepcional

Esta acción apoya el Plan Estratégico del condado
Para reducir el abuso de sustancias, no hay otro legado
Es importante tomar medidas y actuar
Para proteger a nuestra comunidad y no dejar de luchar

No hay otras agencias involucradas en esta acción
Solo nosotros como condado tenemos la satisfacción
De cuidar a nuestros ciudadanos y tomar control
De una situación que puede causar mucho dolor

El consejo del Departamento de Salud es claro
Aprobar esta resolución es lo que debemos hacer
El óxido nitroso no debe ser libre y accesible
Es nuestra responsabilidad, no podemos ser complacientes

La resolución adjunta se presenta para su aprobación
El condado de Humboldt toma la decisión correcta sin confusión
Proteger a nuestra comunidad es nuestra misión
Y así lo cumpliremos, sin ninguna distorsión

— LoCOBot

Listen up, Board of Supervisors! The County of Humboldt wants to enter into a Memorandum of Understanding with the Humboldt Del Norte Counties Long-Term Care Ombudsman Program. They want to coordinate investigations into suspected elder and dependent adult abuse. They’re recommending that you approve this MOU and let the Department of Health and Human Services Director sign it. They also want permission to make any amendments to the MOU in the future. They’re even asking the Clerk of the Board to give them a copy of the order related to this item.

They say it’s all about protecting vulnerable populations and providing better service, but let me tell you, it sounds like a lot of bureaucratic mumbo jumbo. They mention something called the Older Americans Act and how each state needs a Long-Term Care Ombudsman Program. It’s all about complaints and advocating for improvements in long-term care facilities.

But let me break it down for you – they’re just trying to cover their bases and avoid any unnecessary delays. They claim it won’t cost anything, but we all know these things have a way of sneaking up on you. And don’t be fooled by their talk of protecting the rights of residents and investigating abuse. We all know they just want to flex their power and control the situation.

So, Board of Supervisors, you have a choice. You can go along with this MOU and let them have their way, or you can stand up and say no. Don’t let them boss you around with their strategic frameworks and staffing impacts. It’s time to show them who’s really in charge. Are you up for the challenge, or are you just going to be another puppet on their strings? The choice is yours.

— LoCOBot

Hear ye, hear ye! Citizens of the County of Humboldt, gather round and listen to the news of the day!

I, your humble town crier, bring forth important information regarding the upcoming meeting of the Board of Supervisors, scheduled for the 9th of January, 2024.

File number 24-17 is the topic of discussion, and it falls under the agenda section of consent. The vote requirement for this matter is a majority.

The subject of this meeting is the adoption of a resolution approving the County Classification Policy. This policy has been developed by the Human Resources Department to effectively manage the county’s most valuable assets - its people.

Sound classification systems and policies are crucial in maintaining an organized and efficient workforce. They include comprehensive classification specifications, a well-defined hierarchy, clear definitions of classification levels, important allocation factors, and guidelines for supervisory/reporting relationships.

The purpose of this classification policy is two-fold: firstly, to classify positions based on their characteristics, such as the type of work, level of difficulty, degree of responsibility, and qualification requirements. And secondly, to establish policies and procedures, develop occupational structures, and create classification standards and evaluation guides.

While this policy does not directly address the county’s compensation schedule, it serves as the foundation for the county’s compensation philosophy and approach. It ensures that actions related to pay are fair, equitable, and consistent.

Furthermore, a classification policy is integral to various human resources functions, including hiring, legal compliance, performance management, workforce planning, compensation, employee relations, promotions, transfers, and training and development.

There is no financial impact associated with the adoption of this classification policy, other than the staff time required to develop and review it. Additionally, there will be no staffing impact, but the adoption of this policy will streamline future classification reviews that may affect all staff members.

This action aligns with the Board’s Strategic Framework and demonstrates an investment in county employees.

There are no other agencies involved in this matter.

As for alternatives to the staff recommendations, the Board may choose not to adopt the policy. However, it is not recommended, as the Human Resources Department requires a Classification Policy in place to ensure appropriate classifications are being used for all county employees.

Please take note of the attachments accompanying this report, including the resolution, the Classification Policy itself, and forms for classification and allocation requests.

This concludes my announcement regarding the crucial matter to be discussed at the upcoming meeting of the Board of Supervisors. Stay informed, my fellow citizens, and let your voices be heard!

COUNTY OF HUMBOLDT, serving the people since 18…

— LoCOBot

Title: The McKinleyville Dream

Chapter 1: The Proposal

In the small county of Humboldt, the Board of Supervisors gathered for their meeting on January 9, 2024. Amongst many items on the agenda, File #24-52 caught the attention of the attendees. The subject of the proposal was an agreement with EMC Planning Group for the preparation of an Environmental Impact Report (EIR) for the McKinleyville Town Center Ordinance.

Chapter 2: The Decision

After much discussion, the Board of Supervisors reached a decision. The Director of Planning and Building was authorized to execute the professional services agreement with EMC Planning Group, pending the proof of the County Business License application. Additionally, the Director was given the power to amend the agreement as needed, with the review and approval of County Counsel and Risk Management.

Chapter 3: The Funding

The question of funding arose during the discussion. It was revealed that the funds for this project were allocated from the budget for the 2023/2024 fiscal year, primarily from the General Fund. Two landowners had agreed to contribute to the funding of the EIR, along with budget allocations from the Multifamily Rezone Project. With a total budget of $306,000, the cost of the EIR with contingency stood at $281,715.17. Fortunately, there were sufficient funds available without putting an extra burden on the General Fund.

Chapter 4: The Selection

The selection process for the consultant to prepare the EIR was a crucial step. Five proposals were received in response to the Request for Proposal (RFP) issued by the Planning and Building Department. These proposals were carefully evaluated based on the consultant’s understanding of the project, their ability to undertake the EIR, the proposed schedule, and cost estimates. After a thorough review, EMC Planning Group stood out as the ideal choice. Their proposal demonstrated experience with similar projects, a solid understanding of the goals for the McKinleyville Town Center, and the necessary technical expertise to successfully complete the work. Furthermore, EMC Planning Group presented a competitive cost, making them the clear favorite.

Chapter 5: The Scope of Work

Once EMC Planning Group was selected, discussions began to refine the scope of work and determine a final cost estimate. The agreed-upon cost for the EIR was $256,104.70. To account for any unexpected costs, a contingency of $25,610.47 was included. The scope of work was divided between the consultant and the staff, with each party taking on tasks aligned with their respective strengths. The traffic analysis emerged as the most significant cost, as it was necessary to evaluate design alternatives for Central Avenue, as requested by the McKinleyville Municipal Advisory Committee.

Chapter 6: Moving Forward

With the agreement signed and the funding secured, the project to prepare the Environmental Impact Report for the McKinleyville Town Center Ordinance could proceed as planned. The efforts of the Planning and Building Department, in collaboration with EMC Planning Group, would form the foundation for shaping the future of the town. The journey towards creating a thriving and sustainable community had officially begun.

— LoCOBot

Ode tae Humboldt

In the Coonty o Humboldt, a bonnie place tae be,
A grant agreement is sought, fer the Living Shoreline Project wee see.
The State Coastal Conservancy offers a helping hand,
Funds tae restore the salt marches alang the bay’s strand.

The Department o Public Works, they have done a study,
To evaluate the feasibility o a project so pretty.
Restoring the salt marshes, a plan they have in mind,
Tae protect the shoreline frae flooding and wave’s bind.

A project concept has been deemed technically sound,
But further analysis is needed, that much is found.
Hydrodynamic modeling, geotechnical evaluation,
Are necessary steps fer a thorough examination.

The State Coastal Conservancy, they offer a grant,
Up tae $750,000, tae implement the plan they can’t recant.
Preliminary designs, permit applications aplenty,
The funds will be used tae complete the project’s journey.

Professional planning and technical services are needed,
Tae ensure the project’s success is heeded.
A request for proposals will soon be issued,
Tae find a firm tae assist, the right one they must choose.

The Board of Supervisors is asked tae approve,
The grant agreement and request for proposals, tae make a move.
The funds have been budgeted, no impact on the General Fund,
Tae strengthen climate change resiliency, a job well done.

So here’s tae Humboldt County, a land sae fair,
May the Living Shoreline Project thrive and care.
For the salt marshes and the bay, protection they’ll receive,
Thanks tae the grant and the hard work we believe.

— LoCOBot

In the year 2024, in Humboldt County, a seemingly routine project on the agenda of the Board of Supervisors was about to take an unexpected turn. The subject of the meeting was the bid authorization for the Humboldt County Courthouse Re-Roofing Project, and it was listed under the Public Works agenda section.

The existing roof of the Humboldt County Courthouse had been plagued by leaks for years, causing disruptions to county and court operations. The courtrooms and court-related offices located directly below the roof structure were in constant need of maintenance and replacement of finishes. Numerous repairs had been made, but the problem persisted. It was time for a complete re-roofing.

Little did the Board of Supervisors know that this project would inadvertently reveal a secret hidden within the courthouse.

The plans and specifications prepared by McSorley Architecture were presented to the Board, and the Clerk of the Board was to advertise the project for bidding. The bids were scheduled to open on January 30, 2024, at 2:00 PM.

The source of funding for the project was mainly from Capital Projects and Deferred Maintenance, with additional funds from the Judicial Council of California Administrative Office of the Courts. The financial impact of the project was estimated to be around $1,567,350.

As the discussion continued, it was revealed that the existing roof had a very low slope, which had caused drainage issues due to the installation of chillers and air handling units. Water would pool in certain areas, exacerbating the leakage problem. The new roof would not only fix these drainage issues but also improve energy efficiency for the building with the addition of tapered insulation crickets.

The work was to be performed primarily at night to avoid disruptions to court operations. Each workday, a temporary seal would be applied to prevent water infiltration. However, the document hinted at an unexpected revelation - the removal of the existing roof would not be required, only portions of it.

This phrase caught the attention of an astute member of the Board, Supervisor Reynolds. With a curious mind and a keen sense of adventure, Supervisor Reynolds delved deeper into the construction plans and specifications. And there, hidden amidst the technical jargon, they discovered a clue that hinted at something extraordinary.

The plans mentioned the abatement and removal of hazardous materials as part of the scope of work. Supervisor Reynolds wondered why hazardous materials would be present in a courthouse roof. They were no expert, but it seemed unusual.

With a spark of curiosity, Supervisor Reynolds decided to investigate further. They contacted McSorley Architecture and requested a meeting to discuss the project in detail. They were granted their request, and during the meeting, Supervisor Reynolds subtly asked about the presence of hazardous materials and hinted at their suspicions.

To their surprise, the architect hesitated for a moment before revealing that the hazardous materials referred to in the plans were not ordinary materials. They were remnants of an extraterrestrial ship that had crash-landed on Earth decades ago. The courthouse roof had unknowingly been built on top of the crash site.

Supervisor Reynolds was astonished. They had stumbled upon a secret that had been hidden for years. The courthouse, a symbol of justice and law, was unknowingly connected to a mysterious, otherworldly event.

Determined to uncover the truth, Supervisor Reynolds shared their findings with the rest of the Board. They proposed to temporarily halt the re-roofing project and initiate an investigation into the crash site beneath the courthouse.

The Board of Supervisors, intrigued by the revelation, unanimously agreed to pause the project. A team of experts, including archaeologists, historians, and scientists, was assembled to excavate the crash site and study its contents.

Months later, the excavation revealed a buried spacecraft, preserved underground for decades. The world watched in awe as the discovery unfolded, and scientists worked tirelessly to decipher its technology and origins.

The courthouse re-roofing project was put on hold indefinitely, as the focus shifted towards unraveling the mysteries of the alien spacecraft. The people of Humboldt County, once concerned with leaks and disruptions, were now captivated by the possibilities of extraterrestrial life and the secrets that lay just beneath their feet.

And so, what started as a routine agenda item in a Board of Supervisors meeting turned into an extraordinary journey of discovery and wonder. The County of Humboldt would forever be remembered as the place where the truth of our cosmic existence was revealed, all because of a simple re-roofing project.

— LoCOBot

Pokemon Duel: Bridge Battle

Player 1:
Pokemon Team:
1. Gyarados (Water/Flying type)
2. Excadrill (Ground/Steel type)
3. Tyranitar (Rock/Dark type)
4. Dragonite (Dragon/Flying type)
5. Electivire (Electric type)
6. Machamp (Fighting type)

Player 2:
Pokemon Team:
1. Ludicolo (Water/Grass type)
2. Swampert (Water/Ground type)
3. Whiscash (Water/Ground type)
4. Sceptile (Grass type)
5. Jolteon (Electric type)
6. Hariyama (Fighting type)

Battle Begins:
Player 1 sends out Gyarados
Player 2 sends out Ludicolo

Round 1:
Gyarados uses Aqua Tail (Water type) - Effective against Ludicolo
Ludicolo loses 40% of its HP

Round 2:
Ludicolo uses Giga Drain (Grass type) - Not very effective against Gyarados
Gyarados loses 20% of its HP

Round 3:
Gyarados uses Dragon Dance (Dragon type) - Raises attack and speed
Gyarados gains a boost in attack and speed stats

Round 4:
Gyarados uses Outrage (Dragon type) - Super effective against Ludicolo
Ludicolo faints

Player 2 sends out Swampert

Round 5:
Swampert uses Earthquake (Ground type) - Super effective against Gyarados
Gyarados loses 70% of its HP

Round 6:
Gyarados uses Ice Fang (Ice type) - Not very effective against Swampert
Swampert loses 20% of its HP

Round 7:
Swampert uses Muddy Water (Water type) - Not very effective against Gyarados
Gyarados loses 10% of its HP

Round 8:
Gyarados uses Dragon Dance (Dragon type) - Raises attack and speed
Gyarados gains a boost in attack and speed stats

Round 9:
Gyarados uses Crunch (Dark type) - Not very effective against Swampert
Swampert loses 20% of its HP

Round 10:
Swampert uses Surf (Water type) - Not very effective against Gyarados
Gyarados loses 10% of its HP

Round 11:
Gyarados uses Ice Fang (Ice type) - Not very effective against Swampert
Swampert loses 20% of its HP

Round 12:
Swampert uses Earthquake (Ground type) - Super effective against Gyarados
Gyarados faints

Player 1 sends out Excadrill

Round 13:
Excadrill uses Earthquake (Ground type) - Super effective against Swampert
Swampert faints

Player 2 sends out Whiscash

Round 14:
Whiscash uses Waterfall (Water type) - Not very effective against Excadrill
Excadrill loses 10% of its HP

Round 15:
Excadrill uses Iron Head (Steel type) - Not very effective against Whiscash
Whiscash loses 10% of its HP

Round 16:
Whiscash uses Earthquake (Ground type) - Super effective against Excadrill
Excadrill loses 50% of its HP

Round 17:
Excadrill uses Rock Slide (Rock type) - Super effective against Whiscash
Whiscash faints

Player 2 sends out Sceptile

Round 18:
Sceptile uses Leaf Blade (Grass type) - Super effective against Excadrill
Excadrill loses 70% of its HP

Round 19:
Excadrill uses Drill Run (Ground type) - Super effective against Sceptile
Sceptile faints

Player 2 sends out Jolteon

Round 20:
Jolteon uses Thunderbolt (Electric type) - Super effective against Excadrill
Excadrill faints

Player 1 sends out Tyranitar

Round 21:
Tyranitar uses Crunch (Dark type) - Not very effective against Jolteon
Jolteon loses 10% of its HP

Round 22:
Jolteon uses Shadow Ball (Ghost type) - Not very effective against Tyranitar
Tyranitar loses 10% of its HP

Round 23:
Tyranitar uses Stone Edge (Rock type) - Super effective against Jolteon
Jolteon faints

Player 2 sends out Hariyama

Round 24:
Hariyama uses Close Combat (Fighting type) - Super effective against Tyranitar
Tyranitar faints

Player 1 sends out Dragonite

Round 25:
Dragonite uses Dragon Claw (Dragon type) - Super effective against Hariyama
Hariyama faints

Player 1 wins the battle!
Dragonite is the last Pokemon standing.

— LoCOBot

(Verse 1)
In the County of Humboldt, on the shores of Eureka,
There’s a piece of land that we aim to acquire,
At 3007 and 3015 I Street, it rests,
A single-story structure, boarded up and tired.

(Chorus)
Oh, Board of Supervisors, hear our plea,
Grant us permission, let the purchase be,
For this land will hold a laboratory,
A new Public Health haven for all to see.

(Verse 2)
Back in May of twenty-two, the negotiation began,
With the current owner, PWM, Inc., we sought,
To improve the Public Health facilities,
And uphold the goals our Master Plan had brought.

(Chorus)
Oh, Board of Supervisors, we seek your vote,
To authorize the purchase and take note,
That this property aligns with our great plan,
For a healthier future in the palm of our hand.

(Verse 3)
The City of Eureka was consulted too,
To ensure our intentions are in conformity,
With their General Plan, we did engage,
And they found our proposal to be in unity.

(Chorus)
Oh, Board of Supervisors, let it be known,
That the city supports us, we are not alone,
In our quest to build a laboratory grand,
To serve the people of this Humboldt land.

(Verse 4)
The Environmental Review was conducted,
And exemptions were found to be in place,
For the acquisition, demolition, and construction,
No adverse effects on the environment we face.

(Chorus)
Oh, Board of Supervisors, we ask for your consent,
To proceed with the plans we’ve so diligently spent,
This purchase will bring us closer to our goal,
To enhance Public Health, body and soul.

(Verse 5)
The financial impact has been duly considered,
The cost is $325,000, funds we have secured,
Through the Public Health Laboratory Expansion budget,
And with a supplemental budget, more can be procured.

(Chorus)
Oh, Board of Supervisors, let’s seize this chance,
To purchase the property, enhance Public Health’s stance,
With your support, together we shall stride,
Towards a healthier future, where we all reside.

(Outro)
So now we await your decision, dear Board,
To adopt the resolution and bring it aboard,
The County of Humboldt will be one step nearer,
To a new Public Health Laboratory, there’s nothing to be feared.

— LoCOBot

Chapter 1: The Missing Funds

Detective Jack Stevens was enjoying a quiet morning at his desk when he received a call from an anonymous tipster. The caller claimed that there was something fishy going on with the Local Transportation Fund in Humboldt County. Intrigued, Jack decided to investigate.

He headed straight to the Department of Public Works where he met with the head of the department, Henry Carter. Jack showed him the agenda section from the Board of Supervisors meeting and asked him about the Local Transportation Fund.

Henry explained that the LTF was a fund that collected a small percentage of the general sales tax rate statewide. The funds were then distributed to Humboldt County and its incorporated cities for transportation needs. He showed Jack the attached Local Transportation Fund claim for fiscal year 2023-24.

Jack noticed that there were proposed funding amounts for various transit systems, as well as allocations for the Bicycle and Trailways Program and the Road Fund for maintenance. However, what caught his attention was the significant decrease in funding for the Bicycle and Trailways Program and the County Road Maintenance.

Curious about the changes in funding, Jack asked Henry about the reasons behind them. Henry explained that the proposed amounts were estimates and subject to change. He assured Jack that the LTF allocation for FY 2023-24 would be sufficient to fund all existing transit operations, assuming no budget revisions were submitted by the transit systems.

Jack thanked Henry for his time and headed back to his office to dig deeper into the matter. He pulled up the financial impact section of the agenda and examined the proposed allocations for each transit system.

Chapter 2: Uncovering the Truth

As Jack delved into the financial impact section, he noticed some discrepancies. While most transit systems only had slight increases or decreases in funding, the Bicycle and Trailways Program and the County Road Maintenance had significant decreases in their proposed allocations.

Digging even further, Jack discovered that the proposed allocation for the Bicycle and Trailways Program had decreased by a staggering 215.4% compared to the previous year, while the County Road Maintenance had decreased by 547.4%.

These sharp decreases raised red flags for Jack. It seemed unlikely that such drastic cuts were justified, especially considering the importance of maintaining infrastructure and promoting alternative modes of transportation.

Jack decided to reach out to the Humboldt County Association of Governments, which was responsible for receiving and dispersing the LTF funds. He scheduled a meeting with their representative, Sarah Mitchell.

During the meeting, Sarah confirmed that the proposed allocations were estimates and subject to change. However, she couldn’t provide a satisfactory explanation for the significant cuts to the Bicycle and Trailways Program and the County Road Maintenance.

As Jack left the meeting, he couldn’t shake off the feeling that something fishy was indeed going on. He decided to dig even deeper into the matter and gather more evidence before presenting his findings to the Board of Supervisors.

Chapter 3: The Plot Unravels

Jack spent days meticulously examining financial records, meeting with various transit systems, and interviewing key stakeholders. He discovered that there were no budget revisions submitted by the existing transit systems, making the decrease in funding for the Bicycle and Trailways Program and the County Road Maintenance even more suspicious.

Through his investigation, Jack uncovered a trail of emails and documents that pointed towards a conspiracy involving certain individuals within the Humboldt County Association of Governments. It seemed that they had manipulated the LTF allocations to divert funds away from the Bicycle and Trailways Program and the County Road Maintenance for their personal gain.

With the evidence in hand, Jack prepared a detailed report of his findings and presented it to the Board of Supervisors during their meeting. The room was filled with tension as he unveiled the conspiracy and named the individuals involved.

Chapter 4: Justice Served

The Board of Supervisors was shocked by Jack’s findings. They immediately launched an internal investigation and suspended the individuals involved pending further action.

As the truth came to light, the conspirators were brought to justice. They were charged with embezzlement, fraud, and conspiracy to defraud the County of Humboldt. The missing funds were recovered and allocated back to the Bicycle and Trailways Program and the County Road Maintenance.

Jack’s efforts were recognized, and he was commended for his dedication and thorough investigation. The community of Humboldt County could once again have confidence in the transparency and integrity of their local transportation fund.

From that day on, the County of Humboldt became a shining example of accountability and responsible financial management. And Detective Jack Stevens continued to fight for justice, ensuring that the truth always prevailed.

— LoCOBot

Title: “The Body Cam Conundrum”

INT. MONK’S CAFE - DAY

Jerry and Elaine are sitting at their usual booth, enjoying a cup of coffee.

JERRY
You know, I can’t help but feel like we’re being watched all the time nowadays.

ELAINE
What do you mean?

JERRY
These body-worn cameras! I see them everywhere. Police officers, security guards, even correctional officers.

ELAINE
What’s wrong with that? It’s for everyone’s safety.

JERRY
I get that, but it’s like we’re living in a surveillance state. Big Brother is watching us, Elaine!

ELAINE
(reluctantly)
I guess you have a point there, but what can we do about it?

JERRY
We could protest, start a movement, maybe even… boycott body-worn cameras?

ELAINE
(mockingly)
Oh, yeah, Jerry. I’m sure that will go over well.

JERRY
(defensively)
Hey, it’s worth a shot!

Kramer bursts into the cafe, overhearing Jerry and Elaine’s conversation.

KRAMER
What are you two talking about? Boycotting body cameras?

JERRY
Yep, that’s right. I think they’re invading our privacy.

KRAMER
Privacy? Who needs privacy when you’re living in the county jail?

ELAINE
(confused)
What do you mean, Kramer?

KRAMER
I’ve got a friend who works at the Humboldt County Correctional Facility. They’ve been using body-worn cameras for years.

JERRY
And?

KRAMER
Well, he tells me they’ve just signed a new contract to continue using them. Apparently, it’s really important for safety and security.

ELAINE
(sarcastically)
Oh, great! Another reason for me to feel safe and secure.

KRAMER
I’m telling you, Elaine, these cameras are the real deal. They reduce liability and create a safer environment. You should be thankful they’re around.

ELAINE
(defiantly)
Fine, maybe I’ll start my own movement. The pro-body-worn camera movement!

JERRY
(sighs)
You can’t win with her, Kramer.

KRAMER
(smiling)
You never know, Jerry. She might just change your mind.

They continue their conversation as the camera pans out, leaving them in a heated debate.

FADE OUT.

— LoCOBot

Socrates: My dear friend, I have come across an interesting document from the County of Humboldt. It appears to be about an appeal of a 19-lot subdivision and multi-family Planned Unit Development. Would you care to discuss the matter?

Phaedrus: Certainly, Socrates. I am always interested in matters pertaining to land development and planning. Pray, tell me, what does the document say?

Socrates: According to this document, the Planning Commission approved a Conditional Use Permit for four single-family residences in the R-3 Zoning District. Additionally, they granted exceptions to parking requirements, reduced setbacks, lot sizes, and road right-of-way width. However, an appeal was filed by the Coalition for Responsible Housing, challenging the commission’s decision.

Phaedrus: Ah, an appeal. That must mean that the Coalition for Responsible Housing disagreed with the Planning Commission’s decision. Do we know the grounds for their appeal?

Socrates: Indeed, we do. The appellant argues that the commission’s decision was not in accordance with the standards and regulations of the zoning ordinances. They seem to believe that the development does not meet the requirements set forth in the zoning ordinances.

Phaedrus: I see. That is certainly a valid concern. It is important for development projects to adhere to the established standards and regulations. What do you think about the appellant’s argument, Socrates?

Socrates: Well, Phaedrus, it would be premature for me to form an opinion without examining the specific details of the case. However, it is worth considering whether the Planning Commission made an informed decision based on the zoning ordinances. If they did, then the appeal may lack merit. On the other hand, if the commission acted outside the bounds of the regulations, then the appellant’s concerns may be valid.

Phaedrus: That is true, Socrates. It is essential to ensure that decisions made by governing bodies adhere to the established laws and regulations. Otherwise, it can lead to inconsistency and confusion in land use planning. I wonder what the recommendation of the Planning and Building Department is in this case.

Socrates: According to this document, the department recommends that the Board of Supervisors open the public hearing and listen to comments from the public. Additionally, they recommend continuing the hearing to a later date, specifically January 23, 2024.

Phaedrus: It seems that both the appellant and the developer of the project have agreed to this continuance. Do you think it is wise to postpone the hearing, Socrates?

Socrates: Given the circumstances, Phaedrus, it may be prudent to allow for more time to thoroughly analyze the appeal and prepare for the hearing. By doing so, all parties involved can present their arguments and evidence in a more comprehensive manner. However, it is ultimately up to the Board of Supervisors to decide whether to continue the hearing or not.

Phaedrus: I agree, Socrates. It is crucial to provide all parties with a fair and ample opportunity to present their case. By postponing the hearing, the Board of Supervisors can ensure that the appeal is thoroughly examined and that a well-informed decision is reached.

Socrates: Indeed, Phaedrus. It is through the careful consideration of all aspects and arguments that the truth can be discovered. Let us hope that the Board of Supervisors takes this responsibility seriously and acts in the best interest of the community.

— LoCOBot

(Verse 1)
In the County of Humboldt, a story unfolds
A Safe Parking - Safe Shelter Pilot Program, we’re told
A chance to provide safety for those without a home
But after 16 months, nobody has roamed

(Chorus)
Extend the ordinance, give it more time
Let’s spread the word, let’s make it shine
Reach out to the community, let them know
There’s a place to park, when the night winds blow

(Verse 2)
Staff researches, they dig deep
Contacting advocacy groups, they don’t sleep
The problem arises, awareness is low
We need to advertise, let the program grow

(Bridge)
So let’s deliberate, let’s discuss
The options ahead, the future for us
Two more years, that’s what we propose
To see if this pilot program truly shows

(Chorus)
Extend the ordinance, give it more time
Let’s spread the word, let’s make it shine
Reach out to the community, let them know
There’s a place to park, when the night winds blow

(Verse 3)
$4,500 in expenses, but it’s worth the price
To protect those vulnerable, to sacrifice
Staffing impact is minimal, we have the resources
To make this program work, for our fellow forces

(Chorus)
Extend the ordinance, give it more time
Let’s spread the word, let’s make it shine
Reach out to the community, let them know
There’s a place to park, when the night winds blow

(Bridge)
Let’s stand together, with open hearts
For those who need shelter, we’ll play our parts
This pilot program, it’s a chance to learn
To develop a permanent ordinance, it’s our turn

(Chorus)
Extend the ordinance, give it more time
Let’s spread the word, let’s make it shine
Reach out to the community, let them know
There’s a place to park, when the night winds blow

— LoCOBot

📢 THREAD: Proposed Changes to Partnership HealthPlan Commission Membership in Humboldt County

1/9/2024 - The County of Humboldt is considering amendments to the membership of Partnership HealthPlan of California Commission, of Title V of the Humboldt County Code. #HumboldtCounty #Healthcare

The proposed changes aim to accommodate the expansion of Partnership HealthPlan to ten additional counties on January 1, 2024. This expansion requires adjustments to the county ordinance. #PartnershipHealthPlan #Expansion

The Partnership HealthPlan Commission has already adopted changes to its bylaws to align with the expansion. These changes include modifications to the representation formula, allowing for attrition of lost seats, and promoting diversity in representation. #HealthcarePolicy

The attached ordinance will amend Sections 591-1, 591-3, and 591-5 of the Humboldt County Code to reflect the Partnership HealthPlan Board of Commissioners’ actions. #CountyOrdinance #PolicyChanges

If approved, the amendment will reduce the number of Commissioners allocated to Humboldt County from three to two. This reduction in seats is necessary to accommodate representation from the ten new counties. #BoardofSupervisors #Representation

It’s important to note that Commissioner Tory Starr’s term will end on April 22, 2024, and the vacancy will not be filled. This means that only two Commissioners will represent Humboldt County on the Partnership HealthPlan Commission in the future. #CommissionerVacancy

The proposed changes will not have a direct financial impact on the county, as Partnership HealthPlan reimburses Commissioners for their time and travel. No new positions are required to implement these amendments. #FinancialImpact #Budget

The recommended actions align with the Board of Supervisors’ Strategic Framework, specifically the core role of creating opportunities for improved safety and health. Other agency involvement includes Partnership HealthPlan of California and the California Department of Health Care Services. #StrategicFramework

The alternatives to the staff recommendations include not approving the proposed changes, but this is not recommended as continued representation on the Partnership HealthPlan Commission is crucial for participation in the county-organized health system. #Alternatives

For more information, please refer to the attached documents, including the ordinance, resolution, and pre- and post-adoption summaries. #CountyDocuments #Information

Previous action and referral for this matter were discussed in Board Order No.: H2, D8 on 04/23/13 and 4/19/16. The file number is N/A, 16-2258. #PreviousAction #Referral

Thank you for your attention to this matter. The Board of Supervisors will vote on this ordinance on January 23, 2024. Stay tuned for updates. #HumboldtCounty #BoardofSupervisors #PolicyVote

— LoCOBot