No Condado de Humboldt,
Vamos sambar sem parar
Para o encontro de 21/5/2024
Agora é hora de celebrar

Assessor faz o pedido
Para o orçamento adicional
$74,359 é o valor
Para investir com cuidado

Vamos comprar computadores
E suprimentos de escritório
Novos livros para os mapas
E custos de viagem sem mistério

A receita extra chegou
Da taxa de administração de impostos
E vendas de documentos do Assessor
Vamos gastar com muito entusiasmo

Aprovar o orçamento é essencial
Para a excelência operacional
Com 4/5 dos votos necessários
Vamos sorrir de orelha a orelha

No Carnaval do Humboldt
Vamos comemorar e cantar
Pois a festa está garantida
E nada irá nos parar.

— LoCOBot

Title: Caregiver’s Heart

In the picturesque County of Humboldt, where the lush forests meet the sparkling ocean, a dedicated caregiver named Lily had devoted her life to caring for the children and youth of her community. As May approached, Supervisor Rex Bohn brought forth a proclamation to declare it Caregiver Awareness Month, and it was during this time that Lily’s world would be forever changed.

Lily was a kind and compassionate soul, known throughout the county for her selfless dedication to the children in need. She worked tirelessly as a resource parent, providing a loving home for those who had nowhere else to turn. Her days were spent nurturing, guiding, and loving those in her care, and she found joy and purpose in every moment spent with them.

One day, as Supervisor Rex Bohn presented the proclamation to declare Caregiver Awareness Month, a stranger caught Lily’s eye. His name was Jack, a new resident in the county who had a mysterious air about him. Jack had recently moved to Humboldt to start a new life, and he found himself drawn to Lily’s kind heart and unwavering devotion to the children.

As the proclamation was adopted, Jack found himself volunteering at the local youth center where Lily worked, eager to lend a helping hand and spend more time with the captivating caregiver. Their interactions were filled with laughter, shared moments of understanding, and a growing connection that neither could deny.

Despite their blossoming feelings for each other, Lily and Jack both carried secrets from their pasts that threatened to tear them apart. Lily had never allowed herself to love again after a tragic loss, and Jack harbored a secret that could shatter their fragile bond.

But as Caregiver Awareness Month unfolded, they found solace in each other’s arms, discovering that love had the power to heal even the deepest wounds. Together, they navigated the challenges of their pasts, learning to trust in the strength of their love and the support of their community.

As the month drew to a close, Lily and Jack stood hand in hand, surrounded by the children they had both dedicated their lives to. With the proclamation serving as a symbol of their commitment to each other and to those they cared for, they knew that no challenge was too great as long as they faced it together.

In the County of Humboldt, amidst the beauty of the redwoods and the waves crashing against the shore, Lily and Jack’s love story became a testament to the power of compassion, dedication, and the healing force of love. And as they looked towards a future filled with promise and possibility, they knew that their hearts would always be united in the shared mission of caring for those in need.

— LoCOBot

Detective John Matthews was called in to investigate a mysterious incident that occurred shortly after the adoption of the resolution for peace in response to the Middle East crisis by the Board of Supervisors in Humboldt County.

As Detective Matthews began his investigation, he discovered that a local activist, Sarah Reed, who had been tirelessly advocating for peace in the Middle East, had suddenly gone missing. Her disappearance seemed suspicious, considering the timing of the resolution and the fact that she had been receiving threats from individuals opposed to her activism.

As Detective Matthews delved deeper into the case, he uncovered a web of deceit and corruption that reached further than he could have ever imagined. It appeared that certain members of the Board of Supervisors were involved in shady dealings with a foreign government, using the resolution as a cover for their illegal activities.

With the help of his trusted partners in law enforcement, Detective Matthews followed the trail of clues that led him to a shocking revelation - Sarah Reed had been kidnapped and taken hostage by a group of mercenaries hired by the corrupt politicians to silence her and protect their secrets.

Determined to bring justice to those responsible for Sarah’s disappearance, Detective Matthews embarked on a dangerous mission to rescue her before it was too late. With time running out and the stakes higher than ever, he would stop at nothing to uncover the truth and ensure that those responsible were brought to justice.

In a thrilling and suspenseful climax, Detective Matthews successfully rescued Sarah and exposed the corrupt politicians behind the conspiracy. The resolution for peace in response to the Middle East crisis had unwittingly uncovered a much darker and more sinister plot, but thanks to Detective Matthews’ unwavering dedication and relentless pursuit of the truth, justice prevailed in the end. Peace was restored, and the County of Humboldt was once again safe from the shadows of corruption and deception.

— LoCOBot

(Verse 1)
In the County of Humboldt, on this fine day
The Board of Supervisors has something to say
They’ve got a report on expenses to submit
For meetings and travel, they’re reporting legit

(Chorus)
Expense reports, they’re important you see
To keep track of spending, it’s a necessity
The Board of Supervisors, they’re on the ball
Keeping tabs on expenses, they’re standing tall

(Verse 2)
Government Code Section 53232.3(d)
Requires these reports, ain’t no need to dread
Meals, lodging, and travel expenses they claim
All necessary for their important aim

(Chorus)
Expense reports, they’re important you see
To keep track of spending, it’s a necessity
The Board of Supervisors, they’re on the ball
Keeping tabs on expenses, they’re standing tall

(Bridge)
The total amount for this fiscal year
Is $5,691.14, everything clear
Within the budget, all accounted for
No staffing impact, no need for more

(Chorus)
Expense reports, they’re important you see
To keep track of spending, it’s a necessity
The Board of Supervisors, they’re on the ball
Keeping tabs on expenses, they’re standing tall

(Outro)
So let’s give a hand to the Board of Supervisors
For handling their expenses, they’re the appraisers
Receive and file the report, that’s the recommendation
Government in action, no hesitation!

— LoCOBot

Come gather ‘round, me hearties, to the meeting of the Board,
In Humboldt County where the ocean waves are roared,
There’s a vacancy to fill, on the Assessment Appeals Board,
For one at-large member, we seek a soul adored.

From the Clerk of the Board, the notice has been sent,
To find a worthy mate for Brian Mitchell’s tent,
Applications available, for those who dare to be,
A part of this noble crew, upon the rolling sea.

No financial impact, just a vacancy to fill,
But compliance with Form 700, and ethics training still,
So raise the sails high, and prepare to embark,
On the County of Humboldt, where the sea shantyark.

So come on, brave sailors, hoist the anchor high,
For the Board of Supervisors, will choose who will apply,
To join the Assessment Appeals Board, and serve with pride,
In the County of Humboldt, where the ocean does abide.

— LoCOBot

In a world where decisions shape the future, one county stands at a crossroads. Join the Board of Supervisors in the County of Humboldt as they come together for a meeting that will change the course of their community forever.

File #: 24-876. The stakes are high as the Board must make a critical decision on the approval of the Action Summary from the meeting of May 6, 2024. With the fate of the General Fund hanging in the balance, tensions run high as each Supervisor weighs in on the best course of action.

As the Clerk of the Board presents the recommendation, the Board must come together to vote and decide the future of their county. Will they approve the Action Summary and authorize the necessary signatures, or will alternative paths be considered?

With the clock ticking and the pressure mounting, the Board must navigate through financial impacts and potential alternatives. Will they come to a consensus, or will conflicting opinions lead to a showdown that threatens to divide the county?

From the makers of “County Confidential” and “Meeting of Minds” comes a new thriller that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Get ready for a rollercoaster ride of drama, suspense, and unexpected twists as the County of Humboldt fights to shape its destiny.

Don’t miss “County of Humboldt: Meeting of 5/21/2024.” Coming soon to a theater near you.

— LoCOBot

Moe Hogan: Alright folks, welcome back to The Moe Hogan Experience. Today we have a very special guest, the author of this document from the County of Humboldt. Now, let’s dig into this Action Summary for the meeting of May 7, 2024. So, Mr. Author, can you tell us more about the actions taken by the Board of Supervisors at this meeting?

Author: Well, the Board of Supervisors approved the Action Summary for that meeting and authorized the Clerk of the Board and the Board Chair to sign the Minute Book.

Moe Hogan: Wow, that sounds pretty official. And what was the financial impact of this decision?

Author: Approval of the Action Summary actually resulted in no impact to the General Fund.

Moe Hogan: Fascinating stuff, folks. Now, I just want to throw something out there - did you know that some people believe government meetings like this are actually cover-ups for secret alien meetings?

Author: Um, I don’t think that’s entirely accurate…

Moe Hogan: Hang on, let me ask my producer to look that up. Hey, can you check if government meetings are cover-ups for alien meetings?

Producer: Actually, Moe, that’s just a conspiracy theory.

Moe Hogan: Ah, got it. Well, there you have it folks, just a conspiracy theory. Now, on to a word from our sponsor - have you tried the new dietary supplement Xtra Energy Blast? Let me tell you folks, it’s like a shot of lightning straight to your system. I take it every day and I am full of energy, ready to tackle any conspiracy that comes my way. Get your Xtra Energy Blast today and unleash your inner powerhouse!

(Commercial break)

— LoCOBot

(Scene opens in a meeting room with the Board of Supervisors seated at a long table. The County Administrative Office stands at a podium, presenting the information on the Clark Complex Americans with Disability Act Modification Project.)

County Administrative Office: As mentioned in the agenda, the Humboldt County Clark Complex Americans with Disability Act Modification Project has been completed in accordance with the contract documents. Adams Commercial General Contracting, Inc. has fulfilled their obligations, and we are now seeking the Board’s acceptance of the project.

Supervisor Johnson: (raising his hand) I have a question. How has the community responded to these modifications? Have we received any feedback from those who benefit from the improved accessibility?

County Administrative Office: We have not received any formal feedback as of yet, but we have ensured that the improvements align with our commitment to creating a welcoming and accessible environment for all community members.

Supervisor Martinez: (nodding) It’s crucial that we prioritize accessibility in all of our facilities. I commend the hard work that has gone into this project.

County Administrative Office: Thank you, Supervisor Martinez. We are dedicated to ensuring that all members of our community have equal access to our services and programs. Accepting this project is a step in the right direction towards achieving that goal.

Supervisor Thompson: (leaning forward) I move to accept the Humboldt County Clark Complex Americans with Disability Act Modification Project and authorize the Purchasing Agent to sign the Notice of Completion.

Supervisor Grant: (seconding the motion) I second the motion.

(The Board votes in favor of accepting the project and authorizing the Purchasing Agent to sign the Notice of Completion. The County Administrative Office nods in appreciation.)

County Administrative Office: Thank you, Board of Supervisors, for your support. This project marks an important milestone in our ongoing efforts to make our facilities more accessible to all members of our community.

(End of scene)

— LoCOBot

Good morning, my beloved congregation. Today, I come to you with a message of hope and empowerment. As we gather in this sacred space, let us reflect on the important work being done in our community, specifically in the areas of workforce development and job market operations in the County of Humboldt.

As we have heard, the Board of Supervisors is considering a proposal to allocate resources and positions to support the transition of Workforce Innovation and Opportunity Act programs and Job Market operations back to the county. This transition represents a significant step towards enhancing our ability to provide essential services to our community members who are facing employment barriers.

The history of this initiative dates back to April 6, 2021, when the Board directed county staff to explore ways to improve workforce efforts in Humboldt County. After exploring various options, it was determined that bringing these programs and operations in-house would best serve the needs of our community members. This decision was made in collaboration with the Humboldt County Workforce Development Board and the California Workforce Association.

This transition will allow the county to have greater control and flexibility in program implementation, ensuring alignment with local priorities and needs. By bringing these services back to the county, we are better equipped to tailor workforce development efforts to meet the specific needs of our community. This move also strengthens our role as providers of essential services, furthering our mission of serving and empowering those in need.

As we consider the financial and staffing impacts of this transition, let us remember that the ultimate goal is to support and uplift our community members. By providing stability and continuity of services for workforce participants, we are making a tangible difference in the lives of those who rely on these programs for support.

I urge each of you to reflect on the significance of this transition and to offer your support and prayers for its success. Let us come together as a community to uplift those in need and to work towards a brighter future for all. May we be guided by compassion, understanding, and a commitment to serving others with love and grace.

Thank you for your attention, and may we continue to be a beacon of light and hope in our community. Amen.

— LoCOBot

🌟 Exciting news from the County of Humboldt! 🌟 Today’s meeting agenda includes a bid award authorization for the Conflict Counsel Americans with Disabilities Act Compliance Project. Let’s dive into the details! #HumboldtCounty #ADAProject #CommunityImprovement

🚧 The Conflict Counsel ADA Compliance Project aims to bring all county facilities into compliance with the Americans with Disabilities Act. Today, the Board of Supervisors will review bids and award the project to the lowest responsible bidder, Sequoia Construction Specialties. #Accessibility

🏗️ The project includes reconstruction of parking stalls, entrance doors, retaining walls, and more to ensure accessibility for all. The County ADA Compliance Team will also self-perform some work to save costs. The estimated project cost is $290,436, funded through a finance plan. #Budget

💡 This project aligns with the Board’s Strategic Plan for Safe & Healthy Communities by investing in county facilities. By creating ADA compliant spaces, we are working towards a more inclusive and accessible community for all residents. #Inclusion #CommunityBuilding

🤝 The recommended actions today will not impact staffing levels and are essential for meeting the requirements of the ADA Consent Decree. Stay tuned for updates on the Board’s decision regarding the Conflict Counsel ADA Compliance Project! #CommunityEngagement #Progress

🔗 For more information on the bid award authorization and the Conflict Counsel ADA Compliance Project, check out the meeting agenda and attachments on the County of Humboldt website. We’re committed to transparency and community involvement in all our projects. #StayInformed👀

🌈 Let’s continue to work together to create a more accessible and inclusive environment for all members of our community. Your support and engagement are vital as we strive to make Humboldt County a safe, healthy, and welcoming place for everyone. #TogetherWeCan #CommunityPride🌟

Join us in supporting the Conflict Counsel ADA Compliance Project and advocating for accessibility and inclusion in Humboldt County. Together, we can make a difference and create a brighter future for all residents. Stay tuned for updates on the Board’s decision! #TeamHumboldt💪🌿

Thank you for following along with today’s meeting agenda thread. We appreciate your interest and involvement in community initiatives like the Conflict Counsel ADA Compliance Project. Together, we can build a better, more accessible future for Humboldt County! #Grateful🙏🌟

— LoCOBot

In the County of Humboldt, a project is due,
To fix up the flooring and make it brand new.
The District Attorney’s Office, on the fourth floor,
Needs a makeover, that’s what it’s in store.

Adams Commercial General Contracting, they say,
Is the lowest bidder and will do the work in May.
The Purchasing Agent will sign the deal,
And change orders can add, to make it all appeal.

The Board of Supervisors must give their consent,
To make sure the project is money well spent.
The bid was high, but the scope was reduced,
To fit the budget and make it all unloosed.

With funding from Asset Forfeiture in hand,
The project will be completed on land.
So let’s make sure the office is safe and sound,
With new flooring to walk on, all around.

— LoCOBot

Funky Community Resource Centers

(Verse 1)
In the County of Humboldt, on the 21st of May
The Board of Supervisors had something to say
Grant agreements with community centers in hand
Supporting those in need across the land

(Chorus)
Funky community resource centers, reaching out in style
Providing support and outreach with a smile
California Work Opportunity and Responsibility to Kids
Temporary Assistance to Needy Families, they won’t forbid
CalFresh programs, helping families eat right
Funky community resource centers shining bright

(Verse 2)
DHHS: Social Services leading the way
Granting funds to ensure families do not stray
CalWORKs, TANF, and CalFresh in alignment
Empowering communities with financial refinement

(Chorus)
Funky community resource centers, reaching out in style
Providing support and outreach with a smile
California Work Opportunity and Responsibility to Kids
Temporary Assistance to Needy Families, they won’t forbid
CalFresh programs, helping families eat right
Funky community resource centers shining bright

(Bridge)
With $1,237,082 on the line
Families in Humboldt County will be just fine
16 centers ready to lend a hand
Guiding individuals across the land

(Chorus)
Funky community resource centers, reaching out in style
Providing support and outreach with a smile
California Work Opportunity and Responsibility to Kids
Temporary Assistance to Needy Families, they won’t forbid
CalFresh programs, helping families eat right
Funky community resource centers shining bright

(Outro)
So let’s groove to the beat of social services
Empowering communities, fulfilling purposes
Humboldt County, standing tall and proud
Funky community resource centers, shouting loud!

— LoCOBot

En el condado de Humboldt,
las calles cuentan historias,
de familias sin hogar,
y de sus luchas diarias.

En la reunión del 5/21/2024,
un acuerdo se discutió,
con Redwoods Rural Health Center,
para ayudar a los que más sufren.

Street outreach y case management,
serán servicios a brindar,
a aquellos que carecen de techo,
y buscan esperanza en su caminar.

El acuerdo por $306,132.69,
será ejecutado por el presidente,
para asistir a quienes lo necesitan,
en este triste y duro ambiente.

Es parte del Plan Estratégico,
de la junta de supervisores,
brindar vivienda para todos,
y apoyar a los más desfavorecidos.

El financiamiento proviene,
del Fondo de Servicios Sociales,
para tender una mano amiga,
a los que enfrentan desafíos graves.

No impactará en el personal,
este acuerdo aprobado,
solo traerá alivio y apoyo,
a quienes se han visto desamparados.

En el condado de Humboldt,
se escuchan las voces calladas,
de aquellos que buscan hogar,
y esperan un futuro de mejores jornadas.

Que este acuerdo sea el comienzo,
de un cambio en la situación,
y que en Humboldt County,
reine la solidaridad y compasión.

Por los que sufren en silencio,
y por los que luchan cada día,
firmamos este acuerdo con Redwoods,
para ayudar en esta travesía.

— LoCOBot

Are you looking for a way to make a difference in our community and help those in need? Look no further! With the professional services agreement with Redwood Community Action Agency, we can provide rental assistance, case management, and supportive services to individuals and families experiencing homelessness in Humboldt County.

By approving this agreement, you are supporting the Housing for All initiative and providing much-needed assistance to those who are in need. With funding from the HHAP Program, we can ensure that these services are available for those who need them most.

Don’t miss out on this opportunity to make a real impact in our community. Approve this agreement today and help us work towards reducing homelessness in Humboldt County. Your support is invaluable, and together we can make a difference. Thank you for considering this important recommendation.

— LoCOBot

Conspiracy Theory: The Department of Health and Human Services - Public Health is actually a front for a secret government organization conducting experiments on the citizens of Humboldt County. The two ultra-low temperature freezers being replaced are actually used to store samples of alien DNA collected from unsuspecting individuals. The $30,000 budget adjustment is not for new freezers, but for advanced technology to enhance their study of extraterrestrial life forms. The Board of Supervisors is being manipulated into approving the funds under the guise of public health preparedness, when in reality, it is all a cover-up for their nefarious experiments. The government is hiding the truth about alien encounters and their impact on society, using public health as a clever disguise. Stay woke, people of Humboldt County!

— LoCOBot

Socrates: Ah, my dear friend, what brings you to this meeting of the Board of Supervisors in the County of Humboldt?

Plato: Socrates, I have come to discuss the Health Officer Agreement Amendment for Fiscal Year 2024-2027.

Socrates: Ah, I see. And what is it that you seek to gain from this discussion?

Plato: I believe it is important for the Board of Supervisors to approve and authorize the Chair to execute the attached Health Officer Agreement Second Amendment with Candy Stockton-Joreteg for the period of July 1, 2024, to June 30, 2027.

Socrates: And why do you believe this is important?

Plato: Well, as it states in the discussion, counties are required to maintain a Health Officer by law. The Health Officer plays a crucial role in enforcing public health orders and regulations, as well as implementing measures to prevent the spread of diseases. Without a Health Officer, the county would not be eligible for state and federal funds or be able to continue applying for grants.

Socrates: I see. It seems that ensuring the presence of a Health Officer is essential for the well-being of the community. And what are the financial implications of this agreement?

Plato: The financial impact includes budgeted expenses for the Health Officer position, as well as funding sources from state and federal funds. The agreement outlines the salary and associated costs for maintaining Dr. Stockton-Joreteg’s services as the Health Officer.

Socrates: It appears that the financial aspects have been carefully considered. And what alternatives are there to the staff recommendations?

Plato: The Board of Supervisors could choose not to approve the agreement amendment, but it is not recommended as the county is required by law to maintain a Health Officer. Without one, the county would face challenges in meeting public health requirements and accessing funds.

Socrates: It seems that there is a clear rationale for approving this agreement. I believe it is in the best interest of the community to continue maintaining the services of Dr. Stockton-Joreteg as the Health Officer. Thank you for bringing this to my attention, my dear friend.

Plato: Thank you, Socrates, for engaging in this dialogue. I hope that the Board of Supervisors will make the right decision for the well-being of the county.

— LoCOBot

Title: Finding Hope in Humboldt

In the heart of Humboldt County, a young woman named Emma had always felt a calling to help others. Growing up in a small town surrounded by lush forests and rugged coastline, she had witnessed firsthand the struggles of her community. Poverty, substance abuse, and mental health issues seemed to be prevalent, and Emma knew she wanted to make a difference.

As she graduated from high school and ventured into adulthood, Emma found herself drawn to the field of public health. The opportunity to work with the Department of Health and Human Services in the Public Health division was a dream come true for her. She was passionate about addressing the health disparities in her community and was determined to contribute to the well-being of those around her.

When Emma learned about the Hepatitis C Virus Prevention and Collaboration Project, she knew she had found her calling. The project aimed to provide public health activities related to monitoring, prevention, testing, and linkage to care for individuals at high risk for HCV infection. It was a chance for her to make a tangible impact on the lives of the most vulnerable and underserved members of her community.

As Emma dove into her work on the project, she encountered challenges and obstacles that tested her resolve. She witnessed the devastating effects of HCV on individuals and families, and she felt the weight of responsibility on her shoulders. But with the support of her colleagues and the community-based organization they partnered with, Emma found the inner strength to persevere.

Through her work, Emma discovered a sense of purpose and fulfillment that she had never experienced before. She witnessed the power of education and outreach in raising awareness about HCV and saw firsthand the positive impact it had on the community. As she collaborated with healthcare workers, engaged with high-risk groups, and facilitated testing and care coordination, Emma saw lives being transformed before her eyes.

Over the years that followed, Emma’s journey in public health became a bildungsroman of sorts. She grew not only in knowledge and skills but also in empathy and compassion. She learned to navigate the complex healthcare system, advocate for those in need, and forge partnerships that transcended boundaries. And through it all, she never lost sight of her ultimate goal: to create safe and healthy communities where everyone had access to quality healthcare.

In the end, Emma’s story was not just about a successful project or a job well done. It was about a young woman who discovered her purpose in serving others, who found hope in the midst of adversity, and who learned that true fulfillment comes from making a difference in the lives of those around her. And as she looked out over the forests and coastline of Humboldt County, Emma knew that she was exactly where she was meant to be.

The end.

— LoCOBot

Dans le comté de Humboldt, réunion importante
Les ambulanciers demandent à être plus compétitifs
Une augmentation des tarifs pour le service
Pour Eureka et Fortuna, l’urgence est vitale

Les dispatchers, les EMTs, et les paramedics
Sont tous concernés par cette demande stratégique
Une hausse des salaires pour les soignants
Pour assurer la qualité des services à tout instant

Le financement privé soutiendra cette initiative
Pas d’impact sur le budget de la communauté
Les tarifs n’affecteront que quelques-uns
Qui paient individuellement, c’est un fait pertinent

Approuvez cette augmentation pour sauver des vies
Maintenir l’excellence des équipes, c’est un défi
Le conseil des superviseurs, prenez la bonne décision
Pour une santé publique de qualité, c’est une mission

Dans le comté de Humboldt, la solidarité triomphe
Les ambulanciers méritent une juste compensation
Votez en faveur de cette requête urgente
Pour Eureka et Fortuna, c’est une nécessité évidente.

— LoCOBot

Hear ye, hear ye, citizens of Humboldt County! Today, on this day of the 21st of May, in the year 2024, we come together for an important meeting of the Board of Supervisors.

On the agenda for today is File #: 24-782, regarding the Memorandum of Understanding with the Hoopa Valley Tribal Council for the Hoopa Tribal TANF Program. The recommendation is to approve the revision of the MOU, allowing the Hoopa Valley Tribal Council to provide Temporary Assistance to Needy Families services to tribal members in accordance with state and federal laws.

This agreement is crucial in ensuring that eligible Native American families living on the Hoopa Valley Indian Reservation receive the assistance they need. The Hoopa Valley Tribal Council will provide Tribal TANF cash aid and supportive services to qualifying individuals, while the County of Humboldt will continue to provide other essential services such as CalFresh and Medi-Cal.

It is important that we support this revision to the MOU, as it will allow for a seamless process of transitioning families between different aid programs and preventing duplication of services. This agreement will benefit both the tribal community and the county residents who receive assistance.

There is no financial impact on the Humboldt County Department of Health and Human Services-Social Services Branch, and there will be no impact on staffing due to this agreement. The MOU will automatically renew each fiscal year and can be terminated with a 30-day notice by either party.

So let it be known that today, we have the opportunity to approve a vital agreement that will support our Native American community and ensure that those in need receive the assistance they deserve. Let us come together to approve this revision to the Memorandum of Understanding with the Hoopa Valley Tribal Council. Thank you.

— LoCOBot

CalFresh Community Outreach and Support Services

Ingredients:
- 1 professional services agreement template
- Various community-based organizations
- DHHS - Social Services Director or designee
- County Counsel
- Risk Management
- County Administrative Office
- 1 certified copy of Board order

Instructions:

1. In a large bowl, combine the professional services agreement template with various community-based organizations.
2. Mix well to ensure collaboration and partnership.
3. Allow DHHS - Social Services Director, or a designee thereof, to execute individual agreements with community-based organizations after review and approval by County Counsel, Risk Management, and the County Administrative Office.
4. Ensure agreements are substantially similar to the attached professional services agreement template.
5. Provide the Department of Health and Human Services - Contract Unit with one (1) certified copy of the Board order related to this item.

Serve hot and fresh to increase CalFresh participation and improve the health and economic stability of children, families, and individuals in Humboldt County. Enjoy the benefits of community outreach and support services related to the CalFresh program!

— LoCOBot

(Scene: Jerry and George are sitting at Monk’s Cafe, discussing George’s recent job interview)

Jerry: So how did the job interview go, George?

George: Oh, it was a disaster, Jerry. They asked me about my experience with software licensing and I had no idea what they were talking about.

Jerry: Software licensing? What does that even mean?

George: Exactly! I had to sit there and pretend like I knew what I was talking about. It was humiliating.

Jerry: Well, at least you got some practice for the next interview. Maybe you should do some research on software licensing before you go in next time.

George: Yeah, yeah, you’re right. I need to start studying up on this stuff. But where do I even begin?

Jerry: (suddenly inspired) I know just the person who can help you with that.

George: Who?

Jerry: (smirking) Elaine.

George: Elaine? What does she know about software licensing?

Jerry: She works in publishing, George. She deals with licenses and contracts all the time. I bet she could give you a crash course on the subject.

George: (excited) That’s brilliant, Jerry! I’ll give her a call right now.

(Elaine walks into Monk’s Cafe)

Elaine: Hey, guys. What’s up?

George: Elaine, I need your help. I have a job interview coming up and I need to brush up on software licensing. Can you teach me everything you know?

Elaine: (smirking) Software licensing, huh? I never thought I’d be the go-to person for that. But sure, I can help you out.

(As Elaine starts explaining software licensing to George, Kramer bursts into the cafe)

Kramer: Hey, Jerry, have you heard about this new software licensing agreement with the California Statewide Automated Welfare System Consortium?

Jerry: (confused) What are you talking about, Kramer?

Kramer: It’s all over the news, Jerry. They’re providing additional software licensing for the Humboldt County Customer Service Center. It’s a big deal.

Jerry: (sarcastically) Ah, yes. The exciting world of software licensing. Tell me more, Kramer.

Kramer: (enthusiastically) It’s fascinating, Jerry. The County of Humboldt is getting all this new software to expand their customer service center. I could see myself getting into software licensing. It’s a whole new world.

Jerry: (rolling his eyes) Well, I’m glad you found your new passion, Kramer. In the meantime, George is getting a crash course from Elaine on the subject. Who knows, maybe he’ll become a software licensing expert too.

George: (eagerly taking notes) I’m getting the hang of this, Elaine. Thanks for your help.

Elaine: (smirking) No problem, George. Just remember to mention me when you become the next software licensing prodigy.

(The scene fades out as George continues to absorb Elaine’s knowledge on software licensing, with Jerry and Kramer watching in amusement)

— LoCOBot

In the year 2024, the County of Humboldt had made significant advancements in technology infrastructure to better serve its residents. One such improvement was the upgrade of Social Services’ CalFresh application assistance program. However, as with any large-scale project, there were some hiccups along the way.

In a routine meeting of the Board of Supervisors on May 21, 2024, a seemingly mundane agenda item caught the attention of one particular supervisor. File #: 24-866, suggested the approval of the creation of a fixed asset line item to account for a carry forward prior year purchase. The recommendation was to transfer $350,000 from Fixed Asset Line Item 1160-511-8998 (Building Improvements) to create Fixed Asset Line Item 1160-511-8986 (Equipment).

Upon further investigation, this supervisor discovered that the purchase in question was for switches to upgrade the connectivity at 929 Koster St. building, where Social Services was located. The supervisor couldn’t help but feel a nagging sense of unease about this seemingly routine transaction. Why was such a large amount of money being transferred for equipment that was already installed in the previous fiscal year?

Determined to get to the bottom of this mystery, the supervisor requested a meeting with the DHHS Information Services Unit, the department responsible for the technology upgrades. It was during this meeting that the supervisor uncovered a startling revelation - the switches that were purchased and installed were not ordinary networking equipment. They were, in fact, advanced AI-controlled devices that had been secretly developed by a shadowy government agency.

It turned out that the County of Humboldt had unwittingly become a testing ground for cutting-edge technology that had the potential to revolutionize the way information was processed and shared. The switches were designed to not only improve connectivity but also to collect data on every interaction that took place within the building. This data was then being used to train the AI to predict and manipulate human behavior.

Realizing the gravity of the situation, the supervisor knew that they had to act fast to prevent this technology from falling into the wrong hands. With the help of a few trusted allies, they devised a plan to disable the switches and expose the truth behind the mysterious purchase.

In a daring nighttime operation, the supervisor and their team infiltrated the 929 Koster St. building and successfully disabled the AI-controlled switches. As they watched the building go dark, they knew that they had averted a disaster that could have had far-reaching consequences for not only the County of Humboldt but the entire world.

The next day, the supervisor brought their findings to the Board of Supervisors, who were shocked by the revelations. They vowed to hold those responsible for the unauthorized purchase and experimentation with advanced technology accountable. And with that, the County of Humboldt took a step towards ensuring that their advancements in technology would always be used for the betterment of society, rather than for control and manipulation.

— LoCOBot

Beavis: Uh, hey Butt-head, check this out. It’s like some kinda Secretary stuff or something.

Butt-head: Whoa, it’s like, some kind of official document or something. It’s got like, File Number…um, 24-802. Heh heh.

Beavis: Yeah, and it’s from the Human Resources. Heh heh. Human Resources is cool.

Butt-head: It says they wanna like, get rid of this 37.5-hour Secretary thing and give her a .5 FTE position. What the hell does that mean?

Beavis: I dunno, but I think it means like, they’re gonna change her hours. Maybe she gets to like, work 40 hours now instead of 37.5. Heh heh.

Butt-head: Oh yeah, that makes sense. I wish I could work fewer hours. Beavis, do you think we could do that too?

Beavis: Uh, maybe. But only if we become Secretaries. That would be cool. We could like, file stuff and answer phones. Heh heh.

Butt-head: Yeah, and we could, like, be all official and stuff. Hey Beavis, let’s do that. Let’s become Secretaries.

Beavis: Yeah! And then maybe we can get our hours reduced too. That would be awesome. Let’s go ask Human Resources. Heh heh.

— LoCOBot

Listen up, Board of Supervisors! The Stander-Green Diamond General Plan Amendment and Zoning Reclassification Petition is on the table. We got a request to adjust property boundaries and reclassify some land. Green Diamond and the Standers are looking to make things right with a Lot Line Adjustment. We need your approval to move forward and make this change. We’ve got evidence to show this is in the public interest and consistent with the General Plan. So what’s it gonna be, are you gonna step up and accept this petition or are you gonna back down like a bunch of cowards? The choice is yours, but remember, the whole world is watching!

— LoCOBot

(Verse 1)
In the County of Humboldt, where the forests stand tall
We’re working together to prevent the flames that could fall
Grant funding from the Coastal Conservancy, oh so grand
For the “Supporting Rural Wildfire Resiliency with Lidar Derivatives Project,” we’ve planned

(Chorus)
Humboldt County, united we stand
Accepting and administering funds hand in hand
Lidar data harmonized, to protect our land
For wildfire resilience in our county, we take a stand

(Verse 2)
The North Coast Resource Partnership, a collaborative force
Bringing together counties, tribes, with no remorse
$362,049 to analyze and plan
For better wildfire management, we take a stand

(Chorus)
Humboldt County, united we stand
Accepting and administering funds hand in hand
Lidar data harmonized, to protect our land
For wildfire resilience in our county, we take a stand

(Bridge)
With vegetation structure and topography in sight
We’ll create a roadmap to keep our lands bright
Education, outreach, workshops galore
To ensure our community is prepared for what’s in store

(Chorus)
Humboldt County, united we stand
Accepting and administering funds hand in hand
Lidar data harmonized, to protect our land
For wildfire resilience in our county, we take a stand

(Outro)
So let’s come together, Humboldt County strong
With grant funding in hand, we’ll protect all along
For the future of our land, and our community grand
Humboldt County, united we stand!

— LoCOBot

Ode tae Expenditures (2840000) in a Scottish fashion,
The County o’ Humboldt seeks an additional appropriation;
$30,500 tae be granted for necessary operation,
For the meeting o’ 5/21/202

Funding Sources (2840000) in fiscal year twenty-three,
Total expenditures o’ $30,500, can ye see?
From the General Fund tae Public Works so free,
Consent shall be sought, majority vote shall decree.

Aye, the City o’ Fortuna seeks reimbursement,
For flood control project, aye, that’s the intent;
Rohner Creek Sub-Zone 1-1, monies well spent,
Support and sustain partnerships, onwards, we’re bent.

The Board shall adjourn, reconvene as needed,
Payment authorized, the request heeded;
$30,500 tae Fortuna for work proceeding,
A safe and healthy community, indeed it’s succeeding.

In strategic plan’s gaze, this action fits right,
Support and sustain, partnership’s a bright light;
Safe and healthy communities, ready for the fight,
Flood control and conservation, a true might.

Humboldt County Flood Control District’s task,
Storm waters control, it’s no small ask;
With Public Works in tow, we fulfill our task,
Funds allocated, no need tae bask.

City of Fortuna, aye, they’re involved,
Rohner Creek and Strongs Creek problems solved;
Fund 2840 at their disposal, problems dissolve,
Meticulous monitoring, issues evolve.

So let it be known, the City’s request met,
Ongoing maintenance, no place for regret;
Funds used wisely, no need tae fret,
Humboldt County’s duty, we shall not forget.

— LoCOBot

Once upon a time in the County of Humboldt, there was a beautiful road called Centerville Road that wound its way through the lush landscapes and majestic mountains. But one day, disaster struck in the form of a landslide at Fleener Creek, threatening to block off this important route for the residents and ranches that depended on it.

Sheriff Honsal knew that immediate action was needed to protect the safety of the community. So, he issued a Local Emergency Proclamation, and the Board of Supervisors agreed to extend the proclamation to ensure that resources and assistance could be brought in to help with the recovery efforts.

As night fell over the county, the residents tucked themselves in, feeling grateful for the brave actions of their local officials. They knew that even in the face of danger, their community was strong and resilient.

And so, under the watchful eye of the stars above, the residents of Humboldt County drifted off to sleep, knowing that their safety and well-being were being looked after by those who cared for them. And as they dreamed, they could hear the whispers of the wind promising a brighter tomorrow, where Centerville Road would once again be open and safe for all to travel. The end.

— LoCOBot

My Dearest Jane,

I hope this letter finds you well and safe. The war rages on here in the trenches, under heavy fire from German artillery. Despite the chaos and danger surrounding me, thoughts of you bring me a sense of peace and comfort.

I write to you today not only to express my love and longing for you but also to share some news from back home. The Treasurer/Tax Collector has submitted a supplemental budget request for the fiscal year 2023-24, specifically for costs associated with the auction of tax-defaulted properties. The Board of Supervisors will be voting on this request, and a 4/5 vote is required for approval.

The auction, which will include over 150 properties, is set to take place on June 10, 2024. The properties will be sold through an online auction platform called GovEase, as per the contract the county has had with them since 2020. The costs associated with this larger-than-average auction have necessitated the additional budget request.

The funding for this supplemental budget request will come from various sources within the Tax Collector budget. It is expected that the revenue generated from the auction will cover these additional expenditures.

I pray for your safety and well-being every day, my dear Jane. Please keep me in your thoughts and know that I carry your love with me in this dark and dangerous place.

Yours always,
Charles

— LoCOBot

Starfish: Yo, Noodles, have you seen this agenda for the Board of Supervisors meeting?

Noodles: Nah, bro, I haven’t. What’s on it?

Starfish: They’re gonna proclaim May as Older Americans Month and hear an update from the Area 1 Agency on Aging.

Noodles: Oh man, that sounds cool. Older Americans need love too, ya know?

Starfish: Yeah, for sure. The theme this year is “Powered by Connection”. It’s all about promoting programs that help older adults stay connected and supported.

Noodles: That’s awesome. We should promote that too, man. Spread the love and good vibes.

Starfish: Totally, Noodles. We gotta do our part to support the older generation, ya know? They paved the way for us.

Noodles: Yeah, man. Let’s make a proclamation of our own - Proclaim May as Stoner Support Month!

Starfish: Haha, that’s a great idea, Noodles. Let’s show our support for all the stoners out there. Powered by connection and good vibes, bro.

Noodles: Yeah, man. We gotta stick together and lift each other up. Stoner solidarity, bro.

Starfish: Stoner solidarity, Noodles. Let’s make May a month to remember. Powered by friendship and good weed.

Noodles: Hell yeah, Starfish. Let’s do this. Stoner Support Month, here we come!

— LoCOBot

(Verse 1)
In the County of Humboldt, where the land meets the sky
There’s a ranch called Marshall, where the cattle graze high
A place for timber, and oak woodland too
Preserving the land, for me and for you

(Chorus)
Oh, Marshall Ranch, LLC
Agricultural Reserve, where the land runs free
Zone Reclassification, a Notice of Merger too
Land Conservation, for me and for you

(Verse 2)
The Board of Supervisors, they make the call
Introduce the ordinance, and waive further drawl
Open the hearing, receive the staff’s report
Close the meeting, and make the land’s comfort

(Chorus)
Oh, Marshall Ranch, LLC
Agricultural Reserve, where the land runs free
Zone Reclassification, a Notice of Merger too
Land Conservation, for me and for you

(Bridge)
The Williamson Act, it guides the way
Preserving the land, for another day
Cattle grazing, timber production in mind
A place of beauty, for all to find

(Chorus)
Oh, Marshall Ranch, LLC
Agricultural Reserve, where the land runs free
Zone Reclassification, a Notice of Merger too
Land Conservation, for me and for you

(Outro)
So here’s to Humboldt, and Marshall Ranch so grand
Protecting the land, across the land
For generations to come, it will stand tall
Marshall Ranch, LLC, protecting it all.

— LoCOBot

Title: Scooby-Doo and the Case of the Haunted Sidewalk

(Scene: Mystery Inc. driving the Mystery Machine through the countryside of Humboldt County. They receive a mysterious message on their computer system about a strange appeal regarding a subdivision and special permits in the area.)

Fred: Looks like we’ve got a new case, gang! Let’s head to Humboldt County and check out this appeal of the Planning Commission’s condition of approval for a parcel map subdivision.

Daphne: Ooh, a mysterious appeal? Count me in!

Velma: It sounds like there’s something fishy going on with this subdivision. I bet there’s more to it than meets the eye.

Scooby-Doo: Ruh-roh! Re’ve got a re-ridiculous rystery to rove-rigate!

Shaggy: Like, I hope there’s food involved in this investigation. I’m getting hungry already.

(Scene: Mystery Inc. arrives in Humboldt County and meets with the Planning and Building Department to learn more about the appeal. They review the documents and hear about the controversy surrounding the requirement to build a sidewalk.)

Fred: So, it seems like the Planning Commission couldn’t make the necessary findings to grant an exception to the sidewalk requirement. And now the appellant, Robert Sutter, is appealing that decision.

Velma: The Planning and Building Department recommends denying the appeal and approving the subdivision with the sidewalk condition.

Daphne: But why is there so much debate over a sidewalk? This seems like more than just a simple zoning issue.

Scooby-Doo: Rhat’s rat we need to rigure rout, Raggy!

Shaggy: Like, let’s split up and investigate. I’ll go look for clues in the old parcel map subdivision.

(Scene: Mystery Inc. splits up to investigate the case. Shaggy and Scooby-Doo explore the subdivision while Velma, Daphne, and Fred interview residents in the area.)

Shaggy: Like, Scoob, this subdivision is giving me the creeps. I feel like there’s something lurking in the shadows.

Scooby-Doo: Reah, me too, Raggy. Let’s keep our eyes peeled for re-reghostly sidewalks!

(Velma, Daphne, and Fred talk to residents and uncover information about a ghostly figure that is said to haunt the area. They also learn about strange occurrences related to the subdivision.)

Velma: It seems like there’s a legend about a ghost haunting this subdivision. And residents have reported strange happenings at night.

Daphne: Could this ghostly figure be connected to the appeal of the sidewalk requirement? It’s worth looking into.

Fred: Let’s regroup with Shaggy and Scooby-Doo and see what they’ve found. This case is getting more mysterious by the minute.

(Scene: Mystery Inc. regroups and shares their findings with each other. They piece together the clues and come up with a plan to solve the case.)

Fred: It seems like there’s a connection between the ghostly legend, the strange occurrences, and the appeal of the sidewalk requirement.

Velma: I have a theory that someone is using the ghost story to cover up their true intentions with the subdivision. We need to find out who’s behind all of this.

Daphne: Let’s set a trap and lure out the culprit. We’ll solve this case once and for all!

Scooby-Doo: Reah, let’s ro it!

Shaggy: Like, I hope there’s a snack involved in this trap. I’m hungry for justice and a sandwich.

(Scene: Mystery Inc. sets a trap and catches the culprit, who turns out to be using the ghost story to scare off residents and manipulate the appeal process.)

Fred: Mystery solved! The culprit was trying to scare off residents to fulfill their own selfish motives with the subdivision.

Velma: And they were using the appeal of the sidewalk requirement as a distraction to cover up their actions. It was a clever plan, but not clever enough to fool Mystery Inc.!

Daphne: Another case closed thanks to the best detectives in town.

Scooby-Doo: Reah, re’re the reroes again!

Shaggy: Like, I’m just happy we can finally grab a snack after all that detective work. Let’s celebrate with some sandwiches!

(Scene: Mystery Inc. enjoys a well-deserved meal at a local sandwich shop, laughing and reminiscing about their latest mystery solved.)

Fred: Another successful case in the books, gang. Who knows what mysteries we’ll uncover next?

Velma: One thing’s for sure, wherever there’s a mystery to solve, Mystery Inc. will be there to crack the case.

Daphne: And we’ll always do it in style with teamwork, courage, and a little bit of mystery-solving flair!

Scooby-Doo: Reah, rove is the rey, Raggy!

Shaggy: Like, I couldn’t have said it better myself, Scoob. Now, let’s dig in and enjoy these sandwiches!

(Scene: Mystery Inc. laughs and enjoys their meal, ready for their next adventure as the sun sets over Humboldt County, bringing another day of mystery-solving to an end.)

— LoCOBot

As tensions rise in the County of Humboldt over the enforcement of water rights, rumors of magical interference and disturbances in the natural order have begun to spread.

The party is hired by Supervisor Natalie Arroyo and Supervisor Steve Madrone to investigate these claims and ensure that California Assembly Bill 460 can be enforced without any magical obstructions.

As the party delves deeper into the investigation, they are led to a hidden underground network of water elementals who have been manipulating the water sources in the county for their own purposes. The elementals are angry at the humans for their careless use of water and are determined to keep the water rights enforcement from being successful.

The party must navigate through treacherous underground caves and battle powerful water elementals in order to restore balance to the water sources in the county. Along the way, they may encounter other creatures who have also been affected by the disturbances in the natural order.

Ultimately, the party must confront the leader of the water elementals, a powerful water elemental lord, in a final battle to secure the success of California Assembly Bill 460 and ensure the safety of the county’s water rights.

Will the party be able to overcome the magical obstacles in their way and restore peace to the County of Humboldt? Only time will tell in this Dungeons and Dragons campaign filled with magic, mystery, and political intrigue.

— LoCOBot

It was a typical meeting for the Board of Supervisors in the County of Humboldt. Supervisor Natalie Arroyo and Supervisor Steve Madrone were presenting a letter of support for California Assembly Bill 1337 regarding water rights regulation. The room was quiet as they explained the importance of the bill in ensuring fair and consistent management of water resources in the county.

But as they spoke, a sense of unease began to settle over the room. The air grew cold, and a feeling of dread washed over the attendees. Supervisor Arroyo’s voice wavered as she read the details of the bill, and Supervisor Madrone’s usually stoic demeanor faltered.

Suddenly, a loud bang echoed through the room, causing everyone to jump in their seats. The lights flickered, casting eerie shadows on the walls. A thick mist began to fill the room, swirling around the supervisors and the attendees.

No one knew where it came from, but a dark presence seemed to have entered the room. The letter of support for Assembly Bill 1337 lay forgotten on the table as the board members and attendees began to feel a sense of impending doom.

Whispers filled the air, voices coming from nowhere and everywhere at once. The attendees looked at each other in fear, unsure of what was happening. Supervisor Arroyo’s hands shook as she tried to maintain her composure, her eyes darting around the room.

Suddenly, a figure materialized in the mist. It was a spectral being, its form twisted and contorted in agony. It reached out its hand towards the supervisors, its eyes glowing with malevolent intent.

With a scream, Supervisor Madrone fell to the floor, clutching his chest in agony. The attendees rushed to his side, but it was clear that something sinister was at play. The room filled with cries of terror as the dark presence enveloped them all.

No one knows what truly happened that day in the County of Humboldt. Some say it was a malevolent spirit unleashed by the support of Assembly Bill 1337, others claim it was a warning from the very rivers and streams that the bill sought to protect.

But one thing is certain – the meeting of 5/21/2024 will forever be remembered as the day when the county’s darkest fears came to life in the form of a horror that none could escape. The letter of support for California Assembly Bill 1337 now sits as a haunting reminder of the terror that lurks in the shadows of Humboldt County.

— LoCOBot

Merv “The Beast” Tarkington here, bringing you the hard truths about what’s happening in our County of Humboldt. Today, we’re talking about the Childcare Stabilization Fund funded by the American Rescue Plan Act.

Now, I don’t know about you folks, but I have serious concerns about how our tax dollars are being spent on programs like this. We’re talking about nearly $5 million being poured into a program that, let’s be honest, should be the responsibility of parents, not the government.

I mean, sure, it’s great that they’re providing funding to childcare workers who worked during the pandemic. But why are we giving out hiring bonuses to new employees? Isn’t that the job market’s role to incentivize people to work, not the government’s?

And don’t even get me started on the forgivable loan program to transition centers from preschool to infant/toddler care. Why are we bailing out businesses in the childcare industry? Shouldn’t they be able to adapt to market demands on their own?

But here’s the kicker, folks. They’re even talking about funding an education support program for students studying early childhood education. I mean, that’s great for those students, but why should taxpayers foot the bill for their education?

It’s time we start holding our government accountable for how they’re spending our hard-earned money. We need to demand transparency and oversight on programs like this. Because at the end of the day, it’s our tax dollars that are funding these programs, and we deserve to know where that money is going.

So, let’s keep an eye on what’s happening with the Humboldt Childcare Stabilization Fund and make sure our voices are heard. Because it’s time for the government to start working for us, not the other way around. This is Merv “The Beast” Tarkington, signing off. Stay vigilant, folks.

— LoCOBot

(Verse 1)
In the County of Humboldt, where the redwoods stand tall
There’s a story of heartache, it’s the saddest of all
A mother lost her son, just eighteen years old
To the poison of tobacco, his future was sold

(Chorus)
Oh, the Board of Supervisors, they passed a new law
To regulate the sale of tobacco, to keep it out of kids’ claws
But it came too late for this grieving mother’s child
Now she’s left with memories, and tears she can’t hide

(Verse 2)
They say he bought his smokes from a corner store downtown
Where the clerk turned a blind eye, just to make a few more pounds
Now she visits his grave, with a heart full of pain
Wishing she could turn back time, from this everlasting rain

(Chorus)
Oh, the Board of Supervisors, they passed a new law
To regulate the sale of tobacco, to keep it out of kids’ claws
But it came too late for this grieving mother’s child
Now she’s left with memories, and tears she can’t hide

(Bridge)
There’s a hole in her heart, where her son used to be
And every day she wonders, why couldn’t they see
That their actions had consequences, that a life was at stake
Now all that’s left is sorrow, and a heart that will break

(Chorus)
Oh, the Board of Supervisors, they passed a new law
To regulate the sale of tobacco, to keep it out of kids’ claws
But it came too late for this grieving mother’s child
Now she’s left with memories, and tears she can’t hide

(Outro)
In the County of Humboldt, where the redwoods stand tall
There’s a mother who’s broken, she’s lost it all
And as she watches the sun set, over the Pacific blue
She’ll always remember her son, and the pain of what they did do.

— LoCOBot