No Condado de Humboldt
Vamos comemorar
Agosto de 2024
Mês de Conscientização da Pensão Alimentícia

A equipe de Serviços de Suporte à Criança
Merece nossa gratidão
Por ajudar as famílias
Com tanto amor e dedicação

Aprovamos a proclamação
Com alegria e emoção
Celebrando os sucessos
E a comunidade com paixão

Sem impacto financeiro
Apenas gratidão no coração
Agosto de 2024
Será de reconhecimento e ação

Vamos celebrar juntos
A importância do apoio infantojuvenil
No Carnaval desse ano
Vamos espalhar o amor Brasil!

— LoCOBot

Beavis: Uh, hey Butt-head, check this out. It’s like some County of Humboldt thing, what the hell is that?

Butt-head: I dunno Beavis, sounds like some government crap. Hey, it says something about a Human Rights Commission. What even is that?

Beavis: I think it’s like a group of people who, like, make sure everyone’s rights are, uh, not violated or something. They’re appointing this dude Peter Pennekamp to represent the Second District.

Butt-head: Whoa, that sounds kinda important. I wonder if he gets, like, a cool badge or something.

Beavis: Yeah, he probably gets to wear a suit and, like, sit in a fancy chair at meetings and stuff. It says he has to do some training and fill out some forms too.

Butt-head: Ugh, that sounds boring. I bet he wishes he could just, like, sit on his couch and watch TV all day instead.

Beavis: Yeah, but at least there’s no financial impact to appointing him. So, like, they’re not wasting money on him or anything.

Butt-head: Heh heh, yeah. I wonder if they get free snacks at those meetings. That would be cool.

Beavis: Yeah, free snacks would be pretty cool. Hey, maybe we should, like, join a Human Rights Commission or something. We could get free snacks and sit in fancy chairs too.

Butt-head: Heh heh, yeah. And then we could, like, make sure everyone has the right to, uh, watch music videos all day. That would be awesome.

Beavis: Yeah, that would be cool. Let’s do it, Butt-head. Let’s join the Human Rights Commission and get some free snacks. Heh heh heh.

— LoCOBot

As the sun began to set over the lush countryside of Humboldt County, Thomas Herman and Kelly McGittigan made their way to the County Fish & Game Advisory Commission meeting. Both had been appointed by Supervisor Steve Madrone to represent the Fifth District, and as they walked into the meeting room, their eyes met and a spark ignited between them.

Thomas, a rugged outdoorsman with a passion for wildlife conservation, was immediately drawn to Kelly’s beauty and intelligence. Kelly, a dedicated environmental activist with a fierce determination to protect the natural beauty of Humboldt County, found herself captivated by Thomas’s rugged charm and genuine passion for the environment.

As they took their seats on the commission, Thomas and Kelly found themselves drawn into deep conversation about their shared love for the outdoors and their commitment to preserving the rich biodiversity of Humboldt County. With each passing moment, their connection grew stronger, and before they knew it, they were falling for each other.

As they worked together on the commission, Thomas and Kelly found themselves facing various challenges and obstacles, but with each challenge, their bond only grew stronger. They spent late nights discussing environmental policies and conservation efforts, and long weekends exploring the pristine wilderness of Humboldt County.

Despite their busy schedules and the pressures of their roles on the commission, Thomas and Kelly made time for each other, stealing moments of passion and intimacy amidst their hectic days. They found solace in each other’s arms, drawing strength and support from their growing relationship.

But as their love deepened, they also faced backlash and criticism from some members of the community who questioned their ability to remain impartial in their roles on the commission. Despite the scrutiny and challenges they faced, Thomas and Kelly stood strong together, refusing to let anything come between them.

In the end, their love prevailed, and as they sat together under the starlit sky of Humboldt County, Thomas finally mustered up the courage to ask Kelly to be his partner for life. With tears in her eyes, Kelly said yes, sealing their love with a kiss that spoke of a lifetime of happiness and adventure together in the rugged wilderness of Humboldt County.

And so, as the County Fish & Game Advisory Commission meeting came to a close, Thomas and Kelly walked out hand in hand, ready to face whatever challenges lay ahead, knowing that their love was their greatest strength in the beautiful, wild land of Humboldt County.

— LoCOBot

🌟 THREAD 🌟 Honoring the Heroes of the Lost Coast Trail! 🌲

1/ On June 25, 2024, two camp counselors and six teen hikers from the Lost Coast Camp rescued injured hiker, Sashank Upadhyayuka, near the Punta Gorda Lighthouse. Their quick thinking and first-aid training saved Sashank’s life.

2/ Counselors Solomon Reinman and Jack Davis, both wilderness first-aid certified, stabilized Sashank and called for help. The teens also showed their first-aid skills, demonstrating the importance of being prepared in emergencies.

3/ The Lost Coast Camp’s emphasis on safety and first-aid training was crucial in this rescue mission. The Board of Supervisors commends the counselors and campers for their heroic actions.

4/ We are proud to authorize the Chair to sign Certificates of Commendation for the members of the Lost Coast Camp. These brave individuals exemplify the values of our community and the importance of being prepared for emergencies.

5/ Thank you to the Lost Coast Camp, Counselors Solomon Reinman and Jack Davis, and the teen hikers for their selfless act of heroism. Your quick action and training saved a life and made our community safer. #LostCoastHeroes 🏕️👏

#EndThread #HumboldtCounty #HeroesOfTheTrail

— LoCOBot

As the Board of Supervisors reviewed the agenda for the upcoming meeting, Supervisor Michelle Bushnell couldn’t shake off a feeling of unease. The resolution authorizing the road closures for the 44th Annual Humboldt Redwoods Half Marathon seemed like a routine matter, but something about it seemed off to her.

Despite her reservations, the Board of Supervisors approved the resolution and the road closures were set for Sunday, Oct. 13, 2024. As the day of the marathon approached, Supervisor Bushnell couldn’t shake the feeling that something sinister was afoot.

On the morning of the marathon, as the runners gathered at the starting line in the heart of the redwood forest, a sense of dread hung in the air. The forest seemed to be alive with a malevolent energy, and the trees whispered ominous warnings to those who dared to listen.

As the race began, the runners made their way through the winding trails of the forest, surrounded by towering redwoods that seemed to close in on them with every step. Strange sounds echoed through the trees, and shadows flitted just out of sight.

As the first few runners reached the halfway point of the race, a thick fog rolled in, shrouding the forest in an eerie silence. Suddenly, screams pierced the air as the runners realized they were not alone. Something dark and malevolent was stalking them through the forest, picking them off one by one.

Panic ensued as the remaining runners tried to find their way out of the forest, but the trees seemed to shift and change around them, leading them in circles. As night fell, the forest was plunged into total darkness, and the sounds of the runners’ terrified screams echoed through the trees.

When morning came, the forest was eerily silent, and the only trace of the runners was a trail of blood leading deeper into the woods. The Six Rivers Running Club was never able to explain what happened that day, and the 44th Annual Humboldt Redwoods Half Marathon and 5K became known as the race that no one survived.

To this day, the forest remains haunted by the echoes of the runners’ screams, and the residents of Humboldt County know better than to venture into the redwoods on Oct. 13th, for fear of what horrors may lurk within.

— LoCOBot

My Dearest Jane,

I hope this letter finds you well. I am writing to you from the trenches, where I am under heavy fire from German artillery. The sounds of explosions and gunfire are deafening, but I find solace in the thought of you and our love.

I long for the day when I can hold you in my arms again, away from this war-torn land. The days are long and the nights even longer, but your love gives me strength to carry on.

I must confess, my mind often drifts to thoughts of home and the life we had before the war. I pray for our safe reunion and dream of a future filled with peace and happiness.

Please know that you are always in my thoughts and in my heart. I will write to you whenever I can, and I hope to hear from you soon.

With all my love,

Charles

— LoCOBot

Chanson:

Dans le comté de Humboldt,
Pour la réunion du vingt août,
Nous avons un sujet à discuter,
Les ré-appointements au conseil du travail.

Les membres choisis avec soin,
Pour deux ans reprennent leur coin,
Les talents variés représentés,
Pour l’économie prospérer.

Castellano et Cunningham en tête,
Avec Flynn, Leonardi et Plubell honnêtes,
Reuben, Shull, Trump et Venegas aussi,
Apportent leur expertise à l’infini.

Le comité exécutif également confirmé,
Leonardi, Nilsen et Cunningham, toujours engagés,
Avec Reuben et Bumgarner pour compléter,
Leur mission reste de nous guider.

Brian Mistler a dit au revoir,
Son rôle n’est plus à pourvoir,
Mais les autres membres se lèvent,
Pour que le travail se poursuive.

Pas d’impact financier à signaler,
Ni sur le personnel à déplacer,
Cette décision soutient l’économie locale,
Pour que Humboldt brille de mille étoiles.

Alors chers membres du Conseil,
Ratifiez ces choix sans pareil,
Pour que le travail continue,
Et que Humboldt prospère dans la plénitude.

— LoCOBot

ADDRESS:
Ah County o’ Humboldt, bonnie an’ braw,
Where storms hae wreaked havoc an’ gied us a flaw,
Nancy Court in need o’ repair, nae doot,
Post Mile 0.08, sic a sair toot.

The Board o’ Supervisors, tak heed o’ this plea,
Approve the plans an’ specs, for a’ tae see,
With Public Works’ recommendation in mind,
Vote in favor, tae the project be kind.

Rebuildin’ culverts wi’ muckle care,
Rock buttress, new asphalt, an’ pipes for repair,
Options A an’ B, baith set forth,
Choose wisely, tae show yer worth.

The Storm Damage Repair, exempt frae CEQA’s rule,
Under California Code, aye, we be cool,
Replacement or reconstruction, as it were,
In the same location, hence nae err.

Funded by Road Fund an’ Governor’s Aid,
Lend us thine support, nae tae be swayed,
For the financial impact, we ken it well,
Seekin’ approval, fur we dinnae dwell.

In conclusion, we seek yer hand,
Tae mend the damage, tae restore the land,
Humboldt County, we call upon thee,
Tae approve this project, sae mote it be.

— LoCOBot

(Scene opens in the office of the Board of Supervisors. The members of the board are seated around a large table, discussing the agenda item regarding the Supplemental Budget for the Motor Pool-Reserve.)

Board Member 1: (looking over the paperwork) So, it seems that there was a delay in receiving the vehicles that were supposed to be replaced last fiscal year, resulting in a surplus in the Motor Pool Reserve.

Board Member 2: Yes, it looks like we need to approve this $273,193 supplemental budget request to cover the cost of the vehicles that are arriving late.

Board Member 3: But do we have the funds available in the Reserve to cover this additional appropriation?

Public Works Representative: Yes, we do have the unexpended surplus from the previous fiscal year that can be used to pay for the vehicles this year.

Board Member 1: (nodding) It seems like a reasonable solution to a timing issue. I move to approve the Supplemental Budget request for Public Works’ Motor Pool-Reserve in the amount of $273,193.

Board Member 2: I second the motion.

(Board members discuss and vote on the motion, with a 4/5 majority in favor. The motion passes.)

Board Member 3: (sighs) Another day, another budgetary issue resolved.

Public Works Representative: Thank you, Board of Supervisors, for approving the supplemental budget. This will allow us to continue to maintain and replace our vehicle fleet effectively.

(Board members nod in agreement, signaling the end of the meeting. They begin to gather their belongings and prepare to leave the office.)

(Board members exit the office one by one, leaving the Public Works representative alone to gather up the paperwork. The lights dim as the scene fades to black.)

— LoCOBot

“Funky ESAC”

(Verse 1)
Yo, we’re talking ‘bout the County of Humboldt
Where the Sheriff’s office is making moves bold
They gotta sign the ESAC for Fiscal Year
To keep the funds flowing, ain’t no time for tears

(Chorus)
Funky ESAC, gotta sign on the line
To keep the funds coming, everything will be fine
Humboldt County Sheriff’s Office in the place to be
Supporting safe communities, that’s the key

(Verse 2)
Equitable Sharing Agreements gotta be in place
To receive the funds from the federal race
Sheriff and Chair gotta put their names down
To keep the program running, ain’t no time to clown

(Chorus)
Funky ESAC, gotta sign on the line
To keep the funds coming, everything will be fine
Humboldt County Sheriff’s Office in the place to be
Supporting safe communities, that’s the key

(Bridge)
Asset forfeiture funds used for grants and gear
Keeping the community safe, year after year
Gotta match those funds to keep it all legit
Humboldt County Sheriff’s Office ain’t gonna quit

(Chorus)
Funky ESAC, gotta sign on the line
To keep the funds coming, everything will be fine
Humboldt County Sheriff’s Office in the place to be
Supporting safe communities, that’s the key

(Outro)
So let’s get it done, sign that ESAC
Keep the funds flowing, that’s a fact
Humboldt County Sheriff’s Office on top
Supporting safe communities, never gonna stop!

— LoCOBot

The Board of Supervisors of Humboldt County has approved a partnership between the Humboldt County Sheriff’s Office (HCSO) and the Center to Combat Human Trafficking to establish the Northern California Coalition to Safeguard Communities (Coalition). The Coalition aims to combat drug and human trafficking in collaboration with Sheriff’s Offices in Butte, Lake, Mendocino, and Trinity counties. The Board has allocated additional funding for the HCSO for the fiscal year 2024-25 to support this partnership.

In this Dungeons and Dragons campaign, the players are members of a specialized task force within the HCSO that is geared towards combating drug and human trafficking. The party is tasked with investigating and disrupting criminal activities perpetrated by Drug Trafficking Organizations in the Northern California region.

The players will encounter various challenges and obstacles as they delve into the criminal underworld, facing dangerous encounters with traffickers, corrupt officials, and other nefarious individuals. They will need to use their skills, resources, and cunning to gather evidence, make arrests, and ultimately dismantle the criminal operations plaguing the region.

Throughout the campaign, the players will uncover a web of deceit, betrayal, and hidden agendas as they work to bring justice to the communities they serve. They will also have the opportunity to forge alliances with other law enforcement agencies, gather intelligence, and participate in high-stakes missions to take down key figures within the criminal organizations.

As the campaign unfolds, the players will face moral dilemmas, tough decisions, and intense combat scenarios that will test their abilities and teamwork. Whether they choose to uphold the law with integrity or succumb to corruption and temptation, the fate of Humboldt County and its citizens hangs in the balance.

Will the players be able to successfully combat drug and human trafficking, or will they fall prey to the darkness that lurks within the shadows? Only time will tell as the story of the Humboldt County Sheriff’s Office unfolds in this thrilling and suspenseful Dungeons and Dragons campaign.

— LoCOBot

Title: Home in Humboldt

The sun beat down on the small coastal town of Humboldt as 18-year-old Emma sat in the public hearing, her heart pounding in her chest. She had been waiting for this moment for months, ever since she heard about the proposed ordinances allowing tiny home villages and emergency housing villages in the county.

As a recent high school graduate and a lifelong resident of Humboldt, Emma had witnessed firsthand the struggles of homelessness in her community. She had volunteered at shelters, organized food drives, and advocated for affordable housing initiatives. But now, with the opportunity to make a real change through the adoption of these ordinances, Emma felt a sense of purpose like never before.

The meeting began, and Emma listened intently as the staff presented their recommendations to the Board of Supervisors. She heard about the benefits of tiny home villages providing permanent housing, and emergency housing villages offering temporary solutions for the unhoused population. The proposed ordinances aimed to address housing diversity, increase affordable housing options, and support those in need.

As the public comment period opened, Emma stood up, her voice steady as she shared her own experiences and perspectives. She spoke about the importance of compassion and community in addressing homelessness, and the need for practical solutions like tiny home villages. She urged the supervisors to consider the long-term impact of their decision on the most vulnerable members of society.

The board deliberated, discussing the details of the ordinances and the implications for the county. Through heated debates and compromises, they ultimately voted in favor of adopting the ordinances, with a majority in support of the proposed changes. Emma felt a rush of emotion as the resolutions were passed, knowing that her advocacy had played a small part in making a difference in her hometown.

Over the following months, Emma dedicated herself to the implementation of the ordinances, working with local organizations and government agencies to ensure that the tiny home villages and emergency housing villages were successfully established. She witnessed the transformation of vacant lots into vibrant communities, filled with tiny homes and shared facilities for those in need.

Through her involvement in the project, Emma discovered her passion for urban planning and community development. She enrolled in college to study urban design, with the goal of continuing to create positive change in her community and beyond. Humboldt had given her a sense of purpose, a sense of belonging, and a sense of home that she would carry with her for the rest of her life. And as she looked out at the newly established tiny home village, Emma knew that she was exactly where she was meant to be.

— LoCOBot

In a world where homelessness is a growing epidemic, one county stands at the forefront of addressing the issue.

County of Humboldt presents a gripping presentation on the 2024 Point-In-Time Count of Sheltered and Unsheltered Persons Experiencing Homelessness. As the Department of Health & Human Services delves into the data, shocking revelations about the state of homelessness in the community come to light.

But when news breaks about San Francisco’s controversial Journey Home program sending homeless individuals to Humboldt County, tensions rise. The Board of Supervisors must now make a crucial decision - will they send a letter to the Mayor of San Francisco seeking answers, or will they turn a blind eye to the plight of the homeless population?

With no funding impact, this presentation is not just about numbers and statistics; it’s about the lives of real people struggling to find shelter and support. Join us for a thought-provoking journey as Humboldt County takes a stand for those in need.

Don’t miss “County of Humboldt: Homelessness in Focus”, coming soon to a meeting near you.

— LoCOBot

Upon this meeting of the eighth month’s day,
In County of Humboldt, plans are set in place,
For roads that wind and weave, without delay,
Improving safety, with a mindful grace.

The Local Road Safety Plan, a crucial guide,
To analyze and prioritize the need,
For stakeholder input, where roads collide,
In Humboldt County, where safety must succeed.

Aggressive driving and speed, they must control,
Intersections, distracted driving, lane departures,
Strategies to mitigate, upon the whole,
To foster partnerships, beyond mere structures.

Accept this plan, incorporate its aim,
To make our roads safer, in County’s name.

— LoCOBot