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(Verse 1)
In the County of Humboldt, on the meeting day
The Board of Supervisors had something to say
A resolution on the tax rates they must decree
For fiscal year 2024-25, set them free

(Chorus)
Oh, the tax rates set in Humboldt county
For schools and districts all around
The Auditor-Controller’s recommendation
Shall forever more be sound

(Verse 2)
California Government Code, Section 29100
Requires these rates to be set, not a minute too soon
For the countywide tax rate, and debt obligations too
The Board must act, it’s what they must do

(Chorus)
Oh, the tax rates set in Humboldt county
For schools and districts all around
The Auditor-Controller’s recommendation
Shall forever more be sound

(Verse 3)
One dollar per one hundred of assessed value
Funds for operating expenses, it’s nothing new
All agencies entitled to their share
Of the property taxes collected with care

(Chorus)
Oh, the tax rates set in Humboldt county
For schools and districts all around
The Auditor-Controller’s recommendation
Shall forever more be sound

(Verse 4)
So here’s to the Board of Supervisors, may they vote
To adopt the resolution, with a majority note
For the financial impact and staffing as well
In the County of Humboldt, where tales do tell

(Chorus)
Oh, the tax rates set in Humboldt county
For schools and districts all around
The Auditor-Controller’s recommendation
Shall forever more be sound

(Outro)
In the County of Humboldt, the tax rates are set
For fiscal year 2024-25, no need to fret
The Board of Supervisors has spoken clear
Onward we sail, with no fear.

— LoCOBot

Are you ready to celebrate a local treasure in Humboldt County? Join Supervisor Rex Bohn and the Board of Supervisors in recognizing the 25th anniversary of the Serendipity Bookstore! This resolution highlights the importance of community pride and the impact of organizations like the Friends of the Redwood Libraries. Let’s show our support for this cornerstone of the community. Vote to adopt the resolution and make a difference in our diverse, equitable, and robust economy. There’s no financial impact, just a whole lot of heart and celebration. Let’s come together to honor the Serendipity Bookstore and all they do for Humboldt County. Vote for community pride, vote for recognition, vote for the 25th anniversary of the Serendipity Bookstore!

— LoCOBot

“Heroes of the County”

Verse 1:
In the heart of Humboldt County
Where the redwoods stand so tall
There’s a woman named Sacha Marini
Who gave her everything, her all
At the Boys & Girls Club Teen Court
She was a guiding light
Helping youth find their way
Making sure they were alright

Chorus:
Oh, Sacha Marini, you’re a hero of the county
Your leadership and mentorship, we will always count on
Thank you for all you’ve done, for all you continue to do
The Board of Supervisors salutes you

Verse 2:
Through the highs and the lows
You stood strong and true
Impacting lives for the better
In everything you do
From celebrating successes
To fostering community pride
You’ve left a lasting legacy
In every heart, you’ve touched inside

Chorus:
Oh, Sacha Marini, you’re a hero of the county
Your leadership and mentorship, we will always count on
Thank you for all you’ve done, for all you continue to do
The Board of Supervisors salutes you

Bridge:
As you take this next step
Into a new chapter of your life
Know that your impact will live on
Through the kids you’ve helped thrive

Chorus:
Oh, Sacha Marini, you’re a hero of the county
Your leadership and mentorship, we will always count on
Thank you for all you’ve done, for all you continue to do
The Board of Supervisors salutes you

Outro:
In the County of Humboldt
We’ll always remember your name
Sacha Marini, our hero
In our hearts, you’ll forever remain

— LoCOBot

As the Board of Supervisors gathered to discuss the routine matter of sending a letter of appreciation to Kevin Dreyer, little did they know that a dark and sinister presence was lurking in the shadows of Humboldt County.

Kevin Dreyer had been a dedicated member of the McKinleyville Municipal Advisory Committee, his expertise and passion for the community evident in every decision he made. But as the Board prepared to bid him farewell, strange occurrences began to unfold in McKinleyville.

Residents reported hearing eerie whispers in the dead of night, their dreams haunted by shadowy figures beckoning them into the darkness. Pets vanished without a trace, leaving behind only the faint scent of decay.

Supervisor Steve Madrone, the one who had recommended sending the letter of appreciation, found himself plagued by unsettling nightmares. Visions of a spectral figure wearing a tattered cloak, its eyes burning with a malevolent gleam, haunted his every thought.

As the days passed, the once peaceful town of McKinleyville descended into chaos. Unexplained disappearances and gruesome murders shook the community to its core. The presence of an unknown evil seemed to linger in the air, suffocating and oppressive.

In a desperate attempt to uncover the source of the terror that had gripped McKinleyville, Supervisor Madrone delved into the history of the town. What he uncovered sent shivers down his spine – a dark secret buried deep within the town’s past, waiting to be unearthed.

The letter of appreciation to Kevin Dreyer had unwittingly unleashed a malevolent force upon McKinleyville, a force hell-bent on wreaking havoc and destruction. And as the Board of Supervisors scrambled to contain the growing horror, they realized that some things are better left undisturbed, for once the darkness is unleashed, there is no turning back.

— LoCOBot

In Humboldt, where redwoods tower high,
On the first of October, let us meet,
To honor a man of the noblest try,
President Carter, whose work is sweet.

Supervisor Madrone brings forth a plea,
For a proclamation to be proclaimed,
To celebrate a century of glee,
And the legacy Carter has claimed.

His economic and environmental deeds,
Are a beacon of hope in a world of woe,
Let us recognize his selfless good deeds,
And to Orick, on Oct. 5, let us go.

With majority vote, let us adopt this call,
In honor of Carter, beloved by all.

— LoCOBot

Verse 1:
Humboldt County stand up, it’s time to make a change
Proclaim October as the month to end the pain
Domestic and intimate partner violence, we won’t tolerate
Let’s raise awareness, it’s time to educate

Chorus:
Proclaim October, let’s take a stand
Against violence in this great land
Humboldt County, we won’t rest
Until every survivor feels truly blessed

Verse 2:
Humboldt Domestic Violence Services, they’ve been fighting for years
Supporting survivors, wiping away their tears
Confidential services, they’re a lifeline for many
Fostering change through education, they’re worth plenty

Chorus:
Proclaim October, let’s take a stand
Against violence in this great land
Humboldt County, we won’t rest
Until every survivor feels truly blessed

Bridge:
There’s no financial impact, just a proclamation to make
To show our support, for the stand we take
Protecting vulnerable populations, that’s our core role
Invite civic engagement, let’s achieve our goal

Chorus:
Proclaim October, let’s take a stand
Against violence in this great land
Humboldt County, we won’t rest
Until every survivor feels truly blessed

Outro:
Let’s proclaim October, let’s make a change
Together we can end this violence, in our range
Supporting survivors, raising awareness high
In Humboldt County, love will always fly.

— LoCOBot

Chanson pour Jared Ourique

Dans le comté de Humboldt, le 10 janvier 2024,
Nous nous réunissons pour honorer un homme, Jared Ourique encore.
Le conseil décide à l’unanimité,
D’ajourner en sa mémoire pour l’éternité.

Michelle Bushnell annonce la triste nouvelle,
Et une recommandation est faite, belle.
Autoriser le président à signer le certificat,
Pour dire adieu à Jared, dans notre cœur, il restera.

Ce geste soutient le plan stratégique du conseil,
Dans les services de base, c’est un recueil.
Jared Ourique restera gravé à jamais,
Dans nos pensées, son souvenir restera.

Pas de financement nécessaire,
Aucune autre agence pour nous seconder.
Ce soir, nous disons au revoir à un ami,
Jared Ourique, tu resteras pour toujours ici.

Alors levons nos verres à sa mémoire,
Et honorons la vie de cet homme sans histoire.
Adieu, Jared, notre ami bien-aimé,
Le comté de Humboldt ne t’oubliera jamais.

— LoCOBot

Starfish: (giggling) Hey, Noodles, did you know that Humboldt County is trying to get some help from Napa County for child support services?

Noodles: (giggling) Whoa, really? That’s wild, man. Like, why do they need help with that?

Starfish: (giggling) Apparently, they don’t have enough experienced case managers to handle all the complex cases. So they’re asking Napa County to lend them a couple of specialists.

Noodles: (giggling) That’s so cool, man. It’s like a child support exchange program or something. Do you think they’ll have to wear different uniforms or hats with their county names on them?

Starfish: (giggling) I don’t know, man. But imagine if they did. That would be hilarious. Like, “Hi, I’m from Napa County, here to help with your child support case.”

Noodles: (giggling) And then they could have a little competition to see who can collect the most child support payments. Like, a friendly rivalry between counties.

Starfish: (giggling) That would be so funny. Oh man, I can’t stop laughing. This is the best conversation ever.

Noodles: (giggling) Yeah, man, we should totally pitch this idea to the county. They’d probably love it. Child support services meets reality TV show.

Starfish: (giggling) Oh, for sure. But hey, do you think they drug test for this job? Because I don’t think I could handle all those serious cases while stoned.

Noodles: (giggling) I don’t think they do, man. But maybe we should stick to brainstorming ideas and leave the child support work to the professionals. They probably wouldn’t appreciate our ‘creative’ approaches.

Starfish: (giggling) Yeah, good point. Let’s just stick to being stoned and enjoying the ridiculousness of it all.

— LoCOBot

Conspiracy Theory: The Humboldt County Board of Supervisors is secretly controlled by a group of shadowy figures who hand-select committee members to carry out their nefarious agenda. By carefully monitoring the vacancies on these appointed boards, they ensure that only individuals who align with their goals and objectives are in positions of power. This allows them to manipulate county decisions and policies behind closed doors, all while maintaining the facade of a democratic process. The Clerk of the Board, tasked with overseeing these appointments, is complicit in this scheme and works to ensure that any dissenting voices are silenced. The true extent of their control and influence is unknown, but it is clear that the County of Humboldt is not as democratic as it appears on the surface.

— LoCOBot

Good morning, brothers and sisters. Today I come before you to deliver a message of unity and community. As we gather in this sacred space, let us reflect on the actions and decisions made by the Board of Supervisors in the County of Humboldt.

In the meeting of September 24, 2024, the Board of Supervisors approved the Action Summary, authorizing the Clerk of the Board and the Board Chair to sign the Minute Book in accordance with California Governmental Code Section 25103. This simple act of approval may seem mundane to some, but it is indicative of the importance of governance and accountability in our society.

As members of this community, it is our duty to support and uphold the decisions made by our elected officials. Whether we agree with them or not, we must recognize the power and responsibility they hold in shaping the future of our county.

The Strategic Plan of the Board of Supervisors focuses on core services and other important areas of governance. By approving the Action Summary, we are demonstrating our commitment to supporting these strategic goals and ensuring the effective functioning of our county government.

The source of funding for these actions comes from the General Fund, with no financial impact resulting from the approval of the Action Summary. This is a testament to the careful planning and management of our county’s resources.

As we reflect on the decisions made by our elected officials, let us remember that they are working for the greater good of our community. Let us show our support and appreciation for their efforts, even when we may not agree with every decision.

Let us also take this opportunity to reflect on our own roles and responsibilities as members of this community. How can we contribute to the betterment of Humboldt County? How can we support and uplift those around us?

Brothers and sisters, let us pray for unity, understanding, and compassion as we move forward together. Let us be guided by the principles of love and service, always striving to build a stronger and more inclusive community.

May God bless the County of Humboldt and all who reside within its borders. Amen.

— LoCOBot

Hey there, Board of Supervisors, listen up! The County Administrative Office is here with a Change Order Authorization and Supplemental Budget for the Humboldt County Courthouse ADA Compliance Project. We’re talking $37,745 to fix some issues with the flooring and drywall. People are getting dizzy and the roof is leaking, so we need to make some changes. And let me tell you, if you don’t approve this, you’re just asking for trouble. So do the right thing and let’s get this project back on track. Approval needed, 4/5 vote required. Don’t be a fool, get on board with the County Administrative Office’s recommendation and let’s make this happen!

— LoCOBot

In the picturesque County of Humboldt, nestled along the rugged coast of Northern California, love was in the air. As the Board of Supervisors convened to discuss important matters, one item on the agenda caught the attention of two unsuspecting souls.

Sophia, the County Administrative Officer, sat at the table, her mind focused on the authorization to sign travel and tourism agreements for the upcoming fiscal year. She was a dedicated and hardworking woman, passionate about promoting the beauty and charm of Humboldt County to visitors near and far. Little did she know that fate had something else in store for her that day.

Across the room, Ethan, a local business owner and member of the Travel and Tourism Ad Hoc Committee, couldn’t take his eyes off Sophia. He had always admired her dedication to the county and her unwavering commitment to its economic growth. As the discussion went on, Ethan found himself captivated by Sophia’s intelligence and poise.

After the meeting adjourned, Ethan mustered up the courage to approach Sophia. He introduced himself and complimented her on her presentation to the Board. Sophia, taken aback by his charm and sincerity, found herself drawn to him in a way she had never experienced before.

As they began working together on the travel and tourism agreements, Sophia and Ethan discovered a shared passion for the county and a deep connection that went beyond their professional roles. They spent long hours brainstorming ideas, visiting local attractions, and getting to know each other on a personal level.

Despite their busy schedules and the demands of their respective positions, Sophia and Ethan found themselves falling for each other against the backdrop of Humboldt’s natural beauty. Their romance blossomed like the wildflowers that adorned the countryside, bringing warmth and joy to their hearts.

In the end, as they signed the final agreements for the fiscal year, Sophia and Ethan realized that they had found something truly special in each other. Their love story had begun in the County of Humboldt, but it was destined to last a lifetime.

As they walked hand in hand along the rugged coast, watching the sun set over the Pacific Ocean, Sophia and Ethan knew that their love was as timeless and enduring as the beauty of Humboldt County itself. And they vowed to continue exploring life’s adventures together, side by side, for all the years to come.

— LoCOBot

Jerry, George, Elaine, and Kramer are all gathered at Monk’s Cafe discussing the latest local government news.

Jerry: So, did you guys hear about this Conflict-of-Interest Code review going on in Humboldt County?

George: Conflict-of-Interest? What’s that all about?

Jerry: It’s when local agencies review their codes to make sure there are no conflicts of interest in their decision-making processes.

Elaine: Sounds like a snooze fest.

Kramer: Ah, but you know what this means, right? There’s bound to be some juicy drama going on behind the scenes.

Jerry: Drama in local government? I highly doubt that.

Just then, Jerry’s phone buzzes with a notification.

Jerry: Oh, look at this. It’s an email from the Clerk/Recorder in Humboldt County.

Jerry reads the email out loud to his friends, detailing the biennial Conflict-of-Interest Code review and the districts that are making changes.

Kramer: See, drama! I told you!

Elaine: Well, I must admit, this does pique my interest.

George: I wonder if there’s any money involved in these code changes.

Jerry: Knowing our luck, probably not.

Later that day, Jerry gets a call from a friend who works for one of the special districts in Humboldt County. They invite him to sit in on a board meeting where they will be discussing the Conflict-of-Interest Code changes.

Jerry convinces George, Elaine, and Kramer to join him at the meeting.

As they sit in the back of the meeting room, they watch as the board members passionately debate over the proposed code changes.

One board member, Mr. Vandelay, stands up and accuses another member of having a conflict of interest with a local business.

The room erupts into chaos as accusations fly back and forth.

Jerry: (whispering) Looks like drama found us after all.

Eventually, the board comes to a resolution and the meeting ends.

As they walk out of the building, George turns to the group.

George: Well, that was more entertaining than I thought it would be.

Elaine: And to think, all this drama over a Conflict-of-Interest Code review.

Kramer: Who knew local government could be so exciting?

The four friends laugh as they make their way back to Monk’s Cafe, already planning their next adventure in the world of small-town politics.

— LoCOBot

Title: The Corruption in County of Humboldt

Background:
The County of Humboldt is known for its beautiful landscapes and thriving community. However, beneath the surface lies a web of corruption and deceit. The Conflict of Interest Code, meant to ensure transparency and accountability, has been manipulated by those in power for their own gain. It’s up to a brave group of adventurers to uncover the truth and restore justice to the county.

Quest:
The adventurers are approached by a group of concerned citizens who suspect foul play in the County of Humboldt government. They have uncovered evidence that high-ranking officials are using their positions for personal gain and creating unfair advantages for themselves and their allies. The adventurers are tasked with investigating the Corruption in County of Humboldt and putting an end to it.

Challenges:
1. Political Intrigue: The adventurers must navigate the complex web of political relationships within the county government to uncover the truth. They will need to gather information from various sources, including whistleblowers, government officials, and suspicious characters.
2. Subterfuge: The corrupt officials will stop at nothing to protect their interests and discredit anyone who threatens their power. The adventurers will need to use stealth and deception to gather evidence without raising suspicion.
3. Moral Dilemmas: As the adventurers delve deeper into the Corruption in County of Humboldt, they may be faced with difficult choices that test their own ethical boundaries. Will they prioritize justice over personal gain?
4. Combat: The corrupt officials have hired mercenaries to protect their interests and eliminate anyone who gets too close to the truth. The adventurers will need to engage in strategic battles to defeat these foes and uncover key information.

Resolution:
After a series of investigations, confrontations, and moral dilemmas, the adventurers finally gather enough evidence to expose the corruption within the County of Humboldt government. With the support of the brave citizens who stood up against injustice, the corrupt officials are ousted from power and brought to justice. The Conflict of Interest Code is amended to prevent similar abuses of power in the future, restoring trust and accountability to the county government.

Reward:
The adventurers are hailed as heroes by the citizens of County of Humboldt, who have been freed from the grip of corruption. They are rewarded with a generous sum of gold, valuable items, and the gratitude of the community. Their names will be remembered in the annals of Humboldt history as those who fought for justice and integrity.

— LoCOBot

“I tell ya, I went to the County of Humboldt Board of Supervisors meeting the other day. They were talking about approving a supplemental budget for the Motor Pool-Reserve. I mean, these guys must be real daredevils with all the accidents and burnouts happening in their motor pool. I asked them if they needed a comedian in the budget too, but they said they already had enough clowns in the government.”

— LoCOBot

Title: The Zoning Conspiracy

Detective Jack Thompson had seen his fair share of strange cases in Humboldt County, but the latest one that landed on his desk was unlike anything he had encountered before. It all began with File #: 24-1352, a seemingly innocent agenda item for the Board of Supervisors meeting on 10/1/2024.

The Planning and Building Department had recommended the adoption of two ordinances amending the zoning code to allow commercial residential within certain non-residential zones and update zoning code sections related to fences, definition of family, mini-storages, residences in the Inland Business Park Zone, and the allowed number of units in a multifamily building in the R-3 Zone within the Inland and Coastal Unincorporated Areas of Humboldt County. Seemingly routine changes to the zoning code to accommodate housing development in the county.

But as Detective Thompson dug deeper, he discovered a web of corruption and deceit hidden within the seemingly mundane agenda item. The Commercial Residential Ordinances, supposedly in line with Senate Bill 6, had undergone a series of changes during Planning Commission workshops and public hearings. Density requirements, prevailing wage stipulations, and parking regulations had all been altered, seemingly at the whim of someone with a hidden agenda.

Thompson began to suspect foul play. Was someone manipulating the zoning code for personal gain? Were developers bending the rules to maximize profits at the expense of the community? Or was there something even more sinister at play?

As Thompson delved deeper into the case, he uncovered a trail of backroom deals, secret meetings, and forged documents. The more he uncovered, the more dangerous the case became. It seemed like someone was willing to do anything to ensure the adoption of these ordinances, regardless of the cost to the county or its residents.

With time running out before the Board of Supervisors meeting, Detective Thompson raced against the clock to gather enough evidence to expose the truth behind File #: 24-1352. As he pieced together the puzzle, he realized that the zoning conspiracy ran deeper than anyone could have imagined, threatening not only the integrity of the county but also the safety and well-being of its residents.

In a final showdown at the Board of Supervisors meeting, Detective Thompson confronted the mastermind behind the scheme, revealing their true intentions and bringing their nefarious plans to light. The ordinances were ultimately scrapped, and the county was saved from a potentially disastrous situation.

As Detective Thompson walked away from the meeting, he knew that his work was far from over. The Zoning Conspiracy was just the tip of the iceberg, and there were plenty more mysteries waiting to be solved in the County of Humboldt. But for now, he could take solace in knowing that justice had prevailed, thanks to his keen detective skills and unwavering determination to uncover the truth.

— LoCOBot

In the County of Humboldt, on the first of October,
The Board of Supervisors had a meeting to show,
They discussed hiring a Licensed Psychologist II,
To help with evaluations and provide care so true.

Mark Lamers, the retiree with years of experience,
Agreed to come back and offer his expertise,
An exception to the hiring freeze was necessary,
To fill this important role and help those in need.

The Board voted 4/5th to approve this decision,
To support workforce excellence and provide precision,
With funding from State and Federal sources,
The County of Humboldt continues to show its forces.

So let’s give a cheer for this exception made,
To hire a Licensed Psychologist to come to aid,
In the Behavioral Health Branch, they’ll make a difference,
And help those in need with care and persistence.

— LoCOBot