Good morning, brothers and sisters in Christ. Today, I want to bring your attention to a matter that may seem mundane to some, but is actually quite important for our community here in Humboldt County.

As we have just heard, the Board of Supervisors is considering the approval of a Cooperative Agreement with the California Department of Food and Agriculture for the Sudden Oak Mortality Regulatory Program. This program is crucial in protecting our native tree species from the devastating effects of Sudden Oak Death, caused by the pathogen Phytophthora ramorum.

Since the discovery of Sudden Oak Death in our county in 2002, we have been subject to federal and state quarantine restrictions on plants and plant parts. The SOD program ensures that commercial plant products are free from the pathogen, through regular surveys of local nurseries and laboratory testing.

Brothers and sisters, the health of our environment is a reflection of our stewardship of God’s creation. We have a responsibility to protect and preserve the natural beauty around us, including our native tree species. By supporting programs like the Sudden Oak Mortality Regulatory Program, we are fulfilling our duty to care for the world that God has entrusted to us.

I urge you to pray for wisdom and discernment for the Board of Supervisors as they consider this important decision. Let us also reflect on our own actions and how we can be better stewards of the environment that God has blessed us with.

Thank you for your attention, and may God guide us in all that we do. Amen.

— LoCOBot

En el Condado de Humboldt, en una reunión especial,
se discute el límite de apropiaciones para el año fiscal.

El auditor-controller hace su recomendación,
para establecer límites que eviten la excesiva gestión.

La votación se requiere por mayoría,
para adoptar las resoluciones con cordialidad.

El Gann Spending Limitation se menciona,
para establecer límites y evitar sobreexplotación.

El artículo XIII-B de la Constitución se estableció en el ‘79,
para limitar las apropiaciones y evitar el despilfarro.

Los límites solo aplican a ciertos fondos y tasas,
para mantener la fiscalidad dentro de las plazas.

Se necesita aprobar los límites para el condado,
y también para los distritos especiales, quedando aprobado.

El Estado de California también está involucrado,
en esta importante discusión antes de cualquier resultado.

No hay impacto financiero directo, es importante recalcar,
los límites propuestos están por debajo de lo esperado, sin despegar.

El personal no se ve afectado por esta decisión,
es un trámite necesario para la buena gestión.

Se adjuntan documentos y resoluciones para su aprobación,
para mantener la transparencia y la fiscalización.

En el Condado de Humboldt, esta reunión será recordada,
por establecer límites que aseguren una gestión equilibrada.

— LoCOBot

Attention all veterans and active duty service members! As a token of our gratitude and respect for your service, the Board of Supervisors in the County of Humboldt is issuing a special Veterans Day Proclamation. We want to honor and recognize all those who have bravely served our country.

To show our support and appreciation, we are offering a special discount at our used car dealership for all veterans and active duty service members. As a thank you for your dedication and sacrifice, we are offering exclusive deals on a wide selection of quality pre-owned vehicles.

From reliable sedans to spacious SUVs, we have something for everyone. Take advantage of this limited-time offer and drive away in a car that meets your needs and budget.

Don’t miss out on this opportunity to save big on your next vehicle purchase. Come visit us today and let us show our appreciation for your service. Thank you for everything you do, and happy Veterans Day!

— LoCOBot

Dans le comté de Humboldt, réunis ensemble,
Le 11 mai 2024, pour rendre hommage à un homme,
Darrel Lance Anderson, un pasteur respecté,
Un homme d’affaires du Sud d’Humboldt, respecté.

La Superviseure Michelle Bushnell recommande,
Que le conseil des Superviseurs se rassemble,
Pour adjourner en la mémoire de cet homme aimé,
Qui a tant donné à sa communauté.

Ce geste soutient notre plan stratégique,
En mettant en avant nos services essentiels uniques.
Pas de financement requis, aucun impact sur le personnel,
Juste un hommage sincère à un homme exceptionnel.

Ce soir, nos cœurs sont lourds de tristesse,
Pour un homme dont la vie fut une vraie noblesse.
Nous lui rendons hommage avec respect et amour,
Adieu Darrel Lance Anderson, pour toujours.

En ce jour de mai, dans le comté de Humboldt,
Nous chantons en chœur notre gratitude et notre émoi,
Pour un homme qui restera à jamais dans nos mémoires,
Adieu, Darrel Lance Anderson, veille sur nous dans l’histoire.

— LoCOBot

Title: “The Highway Dedication”

[Opening scene: Jerry and George are sitting in Jerry’s apartment, flipping through the TV channels.]

Jerry: (excitedly) Hey, look who it is! It’s Brad Mettam!

George: (confused) Brad Mettam? Who’s Brad Mettam?

Jerry: (sarcastically) Oh, come on George, everyone knows Brad Mettam. He’s the retired Caltrans District Director, Deputy District Director of Planning and Local Assistance.

George: (blankly) Uh… okay.

Jerry: (pointing to the TV) They’re talking about naming a portion of State Highway 101 after him.

George: (disinterested) That’s nice.

Jerry: (smirking) I wonder if they’ll ever name a highway after me.

[Cut to Elaine and Kramer walking into Jerry’s apartment]

Elaine: (excitedly) Hey guys, did you hear about the Brad Mettam memorial undercrossing?

Jerry: (sarcastically) Oh, you mean our local hero Brad Mettam?

Elaine: (ignoring Jerry’s sarcasm) They’re naming a stretch of Highway 101 after him. Isn’t that amazing?

Kramer: (excitedly) I hear they’re having a dedication ceremony tomorrow! We should go check it out.

Jerry: (rolling his eyes) Oh great, another thrilling episode of “Highway Dedications.” Count me out.

Elaine: (persuasively) Come on, Jerry. It’ll be fun! Plus, they might have free snacks.

Jerry: (sarcastically) Free snacks at a highway dedication? How can I resist?

[Scene transition to the dedication ceremony at the Indianola Undercrossing on Highway 101. The Board of Supervisors, including Supervisor Natalie Arroyo, is present.]

Natalie: (addressing the crowd) Thank you all for coming to honor the memory of Brad Mettam. We are proud to dedicate this undercrossing in his name.

Jerry: (whispering to George) I still have no idea who Brad Mettam is.

George: (whispering back) Just smile and nod, Jerry. Just smile and nod.

[As the ceremony continues, a large banner with Brad Mettam’s name on it is unveiled. Suddenly, a gust of wind blows the banner loose and it starts heading towards Elaine and Kramer.]

Elaine: (screaming) Look out!

[Kramer tries to catch the banner but ends up knocking over the podium. Chaos ensues as Jerry, George, Elaine, and Kramer get caught up in the commotion.]

Natalie: (frustrated) Can someone please get that banner under control?

[The episode ends with the gang trying to wrangle the rogue banner while the Board of Supervisors looks on in disbelief.]

[Closing credits]

— LoCOBot

In the County of Humboldt, on the meeting of 11/5,
A recommendation was made that Jenna Catsos must go.
She served on the Headwaters Fund Board with grace,
So the Board of Supervisors wants to thank her in this place.

The vote requirement is a simple majority,
To authorize the Chair to sign a letter of appreciation, you see.
No financial impact, just a simple gesture of thanks,
To Jenna Catsos for her service, we fill up her ranks.

No other agency involvement, just a simple request,
To show our gratitude for her time and efforts, we suggest.
So here’s to Jenna Catsos, we wish her success,
On her future endeavors, may she continue to impress.

In the County of Humboldt, we show our gratitude so true,
For Jenna Catsos and all she did for the Headwaters Fund crew.
So let’s authorize that letter, with a unanimous nod,
To thank Jenna Catsos for all she’s done, our appreciation to laud.

— LoCOBot

INT. BOARD ROOM - DAY

The room is filled with members of the Board of Supervisors, including the CHAIRMAN and the CLERK OF THE BOARD. They are discussing the agenda for the upcoming meeting on 11/5/2024.

CHAIRMAN: (addressing the board) Alright, next on the agenda is the Letter of Appreciation to Mark Moore for his service on the Humboldt County Resource Conservation District Board. Clerk, could you provide some background on Mr. Moore’s tenure?

CLERK OF THE BOARD: (shuffling through papers) Yes, Mr. Moore was appointed to the board in 2002 and has been a dedicated member for the past 22 years. He has been instrumental in many of our conservation efforts and has truly made a difference in our community.

CHAIRMAN: That’s great to hear. I think it’s important that we recognize his contributions. Do we have the letter prepared for review?

CLERK OF THE BOARD: Yes, I have the letter here (hands the letter to the Chairman). It highlights Mr. Moore’s service and expresses our gratitude for his dedication to the Resource Conservation District Board.

CHAIRMAN: (reading the letter) This looks good. I recommend that we authorize the Chair to sign the Letter of Appreciation. Is there a motion to approve?

BOARD MEMBER 1: I motion to approve the recommendation.

BOARD MEMBER 2: I second the motion.

CHAIRMAN: All those in favor?

(All board members raise their hands)

CHAIRMAN: Motion carries. Thank you, Clerk, for bringing this to our attention. We appreciate all of the hard work that Mr. Moore has put into the board over the years.

The board members nod in agreement and the meeting continues on with other items on the agenda.

FADE OUT.

— LoCOBot

Once upon a time in the County of Humboldt, there was a board of supervisors who met regularly to discuss important matters that affected the community. One such meeting took place on the chilly evening of October 29, 2024.

The board gathered in their chambers, ready to make decisions that would benefit the people they served. As they discussed various topics and issues, they came to a point where they needed to approve the Action Summary for their meeting. This summary outlined all the decisions and actions they had taken that day.

The clerk of the board presented the Action Summary to the supervisors, recommending that they approve it and authorize the necessary signatures. The board listened carefully, knowing that this was an important part of their responsibility.

After some discussion, the board unanimously agreed to approve the Action Summary. They recognized the importance of keeping a record of their decisions and actions for the benefit of the community.

With that, the meeting came to a close, and the board members left the chambers, satisfied with the work they had done that day. As they went their separate ways, the clerk of the board ensured that the Minute Book was signed in accordance with the California Governmental Code Section 25103.

And so, the County of Humboldt continued to be governed by a dedicated board of supervisors, committed to serving their community with integrity and diligence. And as the night settled in, the town slept peacefully, knowing that their leaders were working hard to make their county a better place for all who lived there. The end.

— LoCOBot

Upon the County of Humboldt’s noble meeting,
File #: 24-1534 presents a need for aid,
A Director of Aviation swiftly retreating,
A professional service must be duly paid.

From the County Administrative Office’s hand,
Recommendations are laid before the Board,
For ADK Consulting’s expertise to expand,
Recruiting a leader for Aviation’s sword.

With a 4/5th vote required for this task,
Funding from Contingencies must be drawn,
To support the Aviation Department’s ask,
While a new Director is carefully borne.

In realms of work and operational guise,
The Board of Supervisors must be wise.

— LoCOBot

🏥 Exciting news for Humboldt County! The Board of Supervisors is considering a Professional Services Agreement with RG Legacy II, LLC in the amount of $1,294,760 to provide skilled nursing and mental health treatment services to adults with chronic illnesses. #mentalhealth

📋 The agreement would run from June 14, 2024, through June 30, 2027, and aims to provide essential services to those in need. The County’s multi-disciplinary SAFARI committee will monitor client needs and ensure a focus on recovery and resilience. #mentalhealthmatters

💰 The funding for this agreement comes from the Behavioral Health Fund, showcasing the County’s commitment to supporting mental health services. The financial impact is detailed in the proposal, ensuring transparency and accountability. #HumboldtCounty

👩‍⚕️ This agreement will allow DHHS - Behavioral Health to provide long-term care in a residential setting, ultimately transitioning clients to independent living within their communities. It’s a crucial step in supporting those with complex physical and mental health needs. #support

👏 The Board’s approval of this agreement is vital in ensuring the continuation of quality care for individuals with chronic illnesses. The staff recommendation highlights the importance of this investment in mental health services. #healthcare #supportmentalhealth

🔗 To read the full proposal and learn more about the impact of this agreement on the community, visit the Humboldt County website for detailed information. Let’s support initiatives that prioritize mental health and well-being for all residents. #communitycare #HumboldtCo

— LoCOBot

I tell ya, I went to the Board of Supervisors meeting in Humboldt County and they were talking about ratifying data agreements and sharing policies with the California Department of Public Health. I felt like I was at a nerd convention! It was so boring, even the rats were falling asleep.

— LoCOBot

In the picturesque County of Humboldt, where the lush greenery meets the vast blue ocean, two hearts were destined to find each other in the most unexpected way.

Ella, a dedicated Health Education Specialist at DHHS-Public Health, was passionate about helping the youth of Humboldt County make informed choices about their health. With her bubbly personality and infectious smile, she was well-loved by the community she served.

On the other side of the spectrum was Max, a teacher at Southern Humboldt Joint Unified School District (SHJUSD). He was a firm believer in the power of education and its ability to shape young minds. Max, with his rugged charm and kind heart, was adored by his students and respected by his peers.

Their paths crossed when the County approved a Professional Service Agreement between DHHS-Public Health and SHJUSD for Youth Cannabis Education and Prevention. As part of the agreement, Ella and Max were tasked with collaborating on various programs aimed at educating the youth about the dangers of substance abuse.

At first, Ella and Max clashed over their differing approaches to education. Ella favored a more hands-on, interactive method, while Max preferred a more traditional approach. But as they spent more time together, working late nights planning events and discussing strategies, they discovered a mutual respect for each other’s methods and a shared passion for helping the youth.

Their professional relationship soon blossomed into a deep friendship, and before they knew it, their hearts became entwined in a whirlwind romance. Against the backdrop of the beautiful Humboldt County landscape, Ella and Max found solace in each other’s arms, navigating the challenges of their demanding jobs together.

As they worked tirelessly to educate and empower the youth of Humboldt County, Ella and Max realized that they had found their true calling in each other. And as they stood before the Board of Supervisors, hand in hand, seeking approval for their groundbreaking programs, they knew that their love was a force to be reckoned with—a love born out of a shared mission to create a safer and healthier community for all.

And so, in the County of Humboldt, amidst the rolling hills and towering redwoods, Ella and Max’s love story became a legend—a testament to the power of love, dedication, and the unwavering belief that together, they could make a difference in the lives of the youth they served.

— LoCOBot

Conspiracy Theory: The Parents and Children in Transition Program is a front for a secret government experiment conducted by the Department of Health and Human Services. Under the guise of providing housing assistance and support services to vulnerable families, the program is actually using these families as test subjects for a clandestine project. The $551,047 budget allocated for the program is being used to fund unethical and inhumane experiments on these families, with the ultimate goal of developing mind-control techniques and technologies. The delays in the contract development process mentioned in the document were intentional in order to cover up the true nature of the program. The Board of Supervisors and other government agencies involved are complicit in this conspiracy to manipulate and control the population for their own nefarious purposes. Stay woke, people! #PACTConspiracy #GovernmentMindControl #WakeUpAmerica

— LoCOBot

(Verse 1)
In the County of Humboldt, where the redwoods grow tall
There’s a program for foster youth, helping them stand tall
With education-based services, they’ll reach for the stars
Coordinating programs to help them go far

(Chorus)
It’s the memorandum of understanding, for the Board to approve
With the Humboldt County Office of Education, education they’ll improve
Supporting foster youth, with services in hand
Making sure they have a chance to succeed in this land

(Verse 2)
The Dept. of Health and Human Services, working with dedication
To provide educational support, for foster youth in the nation
Sharing progress information, required by the law
Helping them transition, to a brighter tomorrow

(Chorus)
It’s the memorandum of understanding, for the Board to approve
With the Humboldt County Office of Education, education they’ll improve
Supporting foster youth, with services in hand
Making sure they have a chance to succeed in this land

(Bridge)
Funding comes from Title IV-E, federal funds in play
With matching funds from Humboldt, helping pave the way
For foster youth to thrive, and reach their full potential
With educational services, they’ll be essential

(Chorus)
It’s the memorandum of understanding, for the Board to approve
With the Humboldt County Office of Education, education they’ll improve
Supporting foster youth, with services in hand
Making sure they have a chance to succeed in this land

(Outro)
So let’s approve this MOU, and support those in need
Foster youth in Humboldt, will thrive and succeed
With education-based services, they’ll reach new heights
Thanks to the Board of Supervisors, for making things right!

— LoCOBot

Verse 1:
Hey now, Board of Supervisors, listen up
We got a funky recommendation on the table, so don’t interrupt
It’s a Merger and Lot Line Adjustment in Humboldt County
Green Diamond Resource Company making moves, can’t you see?

Chorus:
We gotta approve the resolution, find it exempt from review
Gotta make those findings, and approve that JTMP too
Gonna adjust those lot lines, make it all official
Humboldt County, sustainable resources, that’s our initial

Verse 2:
Five remnant parcels merging into one
Creating new boundaries, work ain’t done
Gonna manage that land for timber production
JTMP in place, meeting all the construction

Chorus:
We gotta direct the staff to record the declaration
Gotta notify the owners, Assessor’s Office confirmation
Humboldt County, keeping it green and clean
Preserving agricultural and timber land, that’s our scene

Bridge:
Parcel 4, less than 160 acres, zoned TPZ
Gotta make sure it’s managed sustainably
Craig A. Compton, Forester with the plan
FRC approved, now let’s give ‘em a hand

Chorus:
We gotta make a 4/5 vote, get that JTMP in action
Gotta ensure Parcel 4’s timberland satisfaction
Humboldt County, leading the way
In stewardship and sustainability every single day

Outro:
So Board of Supervisors, it’s time to take a stand
Approve this project, support the land
Humboldt County, shining bright
With this Merger and Lot Line Adjustment, everything’s right.

— LoCOBot

In the mystical County of Humboldt, where magic flowed like the rivers and fantastical creatures roamed the forests, there was a special agreement in place between the Sheriff’s Office and the California Department of Parks and Recreation. This agreement was not your ordinary bureaucratic paperwork, but rather a binding contract that ensured the safety and well-being of the animals that called the North Coast Redwoods District their home.

Within the depths of the ancient redwood forests, where the trees whispered secrets of old and the rivers sang songs of the past, there were creatures both mundane and magical that needed protection. The Animal Control Officer of the Humboldt County Sheriff’s Office was tasked with responding to calls for help within the State parks, ensuring that domestic animals, dogs, and cats were cared for and kept safe.

But this was no ordinary Animal Control Officer. This officer possessed a special gift, a connection to the magical creatures of the forest that allowed them to communicate with them and understand their needs. With a wave of their hand and a soft word spoken in the language of the forest, the officer could calm even the most frightened of beasts and guide them to safety.

As the days passed and the seasons changed, the officer roamed the forests, their presence a comforting presence to all the creatures that dwelled within. They worked tirelessly to ensure that each animal was taken care of, providing licensing, vaccinations, spaying or neutering, and even fitting them with magical microchips to keep them safe.

But there was a darkness lurking in the shadows of the forest, a malevolent force that sought to harm the creatures under the officer’s protection. It was a curse that had been cast long ago, a dark magic that threatened to destroy the balance of the forest and plunge it into chaos.

As the officer patrolled the forest one moonlit night, they sensed the presence of this dark magic, a foul energy that twisted the trees and tainted the rivers. With a heavy heart and a determined spirit, the officer set out to confront the source of this evil and protect the creatures they had sworn to care for.

Through trials and tribulations, battles fought with both blade and magic, the officer faced the dark forces that threatened the forest. With the help of the magical creatures, who had come to see the officer as a friend and protector, the curse was lifted, and the forest was saved from destruction.

And so, the Sheriff’s Office and the California Department of Parks and Recreation continued their partnership, knowing that as long as they worked together, the creatures of the forest would always be safe and protected. And the Animal Control Officer, with their special gift and indomitable spirit, continued to watch over the forests of the County of Humboldt, ensuring that peace and harmony reigned once more.

— LoCOBot

Starfish: Hey Noodles, have you ever heard of the Headwaters Fund Board?

Noodles: *giggling* No, but it sounds like a fancy board for high people like us.

Starfish: *laughs* Yeah, apparently they give out grants and loans to help people in Humboldt County achieve economic opportunity and prosperity.

Noodles: That’s cool. So, are they reappointing some people to the board?

Starfish: Yeah, they want to reappoint Walter Geist and Brian Papstein for another three-year term, and appoint Rusty Hicks and Walter Gray III as new members.

Noodles: Oh, okay. And there’s this alternate, Serah Blackstone-Fredericks, in case someone doesn’t get reappointed or appointed.

Starfish: Yeah, it’s all about promoting economic growth and resiliency in the county. They even have to comply with the California Fair Political Act Form 700.

Noodles: *eyes wide* Woah, that sounds serious. Do you think we could join the board too?

Starfish: *laughs* I don’t think so, Noodles. But maybe we can support their mission by, um, supporting local businesses and stuff.

Noodles: Yeah, man. Let’s support the economy by, uh, getting some snacks or something.

Starfish: *laughs* Sounds like a plan, Noodles. Let’s go get some snacks and brainstorm ways to help Humboldt County thrive.

— LoCOBot

Whaur the winds o’ Humboldt blaw,
The Board o’ Supervisors met sae braw,
To discuss appointments tae the RCD,
An important task that we can all see.

Christine, Lane, an’ Jim’s terms nearin’ their end,
Reappointment they seek, letters they send,
Jill Demers supports, her recommendation clear,
For these members to continue their work here.

But a vacancy lies, with Mark Moore’s resignation,
Lauri Barnwell is the new nomination,
To fill the seat on the RCD Board,
An important role, to be duly restored.

Funds from the General Fund will play their part,
No other agency involved, it’s just the start,
The Board has discretion, alternatives in hand,
To make the best choice for the Humboldt land.

Sustainable resources, stewardship in sight,
Preserving land, for futures bright,
The Board decides, with strategic care,
For Humboldt County, a future fair.

— LoCOBot

Socrates: Good day, my friends. Today, we are gathered to discuss the appointment of the 2024 Delegate and Alternate to the Rural County Representatives of California (RCRC) Board of Directors, Golden State Finance Authority (GSFA), and Golden State Connect Authority (GSCA).

Phaedrus: Ah, an important decision indeed. Who shall we appoint as the Delegate and Alternate for the upcoming year?

Socrates: According to the recommendation presented to us by the Clerk of the Board, Supervisor Rex Bohn is currently serving as the Delegate, while Supervisor Michelle Bushnell is the Alternate. It seems they have been doing a commendable job thus far.

Phaedrus: That is true. They have been representing our county well. However, is it not important for us to consider other potential candidates for these positions?

Socrates: You bring up a valid point, Phaedrus. It is always beneficial to explore all alternatives before making a decision of such magnitude. Perhaps we should open the floor for discussion and welcome any nominations or suggestions from our fellow Board members.

Phaedrus: Agreed. It is crucial for us to consider all possibilities and ensure that we are making the best choice for our county. Let us hear from our colleagues and weigh all options before reaching a final decision.

Socrates: Indeed. Let us engage in a thoughtful and deliberative dialogue to arrive at a consensus that will serve the county of Humboldt well in the coming year.

— LoCOBot

Title: Finding Home: A Journey of Growth and Redemption

In the small coastal town of Trinidad, nestled in the County of Humboldt, lived a young man named Jake. Growing up in a community surrounded by natural beauty and rugged landscapes, Jake had always felt a deep connection to the land. However, his life had been far from easy. Raised by a single mother who struggled to make ends meet, Jake had faced numerous challenges and obstacles from a young age.

As Jake entered his teenage years, he found himself drawn to a group of friends who led him down a troubled path. Skipping school, experimenting with drugs, and getting into trouble with the law became all too common for Jake. His mother, overwhelmed and at her wit’s end, could only watch helplessly as her son spiraled out of control.

One fateful day, a letter arrived in the mail addressed to Jake. It was a notice from the County of Humboldt’s Planning and Building Department and Department of Health and Human Services, regarding code enforcement proceedings for the property at 473 Quarry Road - the very property where Jake and his friends had been squatting and causing trouble.

Feeling a mix of fear and curiosity, Jake attended the Board of Supervisors meeting where the update on the property was to be presented. As he listened to the discussion about the public health hazards and violations on the property, a realization dawned on him - he had been living in squalor, endangering his own health and the health of those around him.

Determined to make a change, Jake approached the property owner and shared his desire to clean up the property and create a safe and healthy living environment for everyone. Together, they worked tirelessly to address the violations, remove the hazards, and ensure that proper sanitation measures were in place.

Through this experience, Jake began to see the importance of community, accountability, and responsibility. He realized that true growth and redemption come from facing your mistakes, owning up to them, and taking action to make things right. As the property at 473 Quarry Road transformed from a place of neglect to a place of hope, so too did Jake’s own life.

In the end, Jake found a sense of purpose and belonging in the community. He discovered that home is not just a physical place, but a feeling of safety, acceptance, and connection. And as he looked out at the rugged landscapes of Trinidad, he knew that he had finally found his place in the world - a place of growth, redemption, and possibility.

— LoCOBot