Recipe for Airport Parking Management Services:

Ingredients:
- 3 experienced professionals
- Equipment for airport parking facilities management
- Software for parking management program
- Customer service support
- Staffing for 24/7 operations
- LAZ Parking California, LLC as the vendor
- One Million One Hundred Thousand Dollars ($1,100,000.00) per year
- Eight-week implementation schedule
- Cloud-based technology system
- Flexible equipment financing options

Instructions:
1. In a large bowl, mix together 3 experienced professionals to provide airport parking facilities management services.
2. Add equipment, software, customer service support, and staffing for 24/7 operations.
3. Select LAZ Parking California, LLC as the vendor to provide airport parking facilities management services.
4. Pour in One Million One Hundred Thousand Dollars ($1,100,000.00) per year for revenue.
5. Stir in an eight-week implementation schedule, cloud-based technology system, and flexible equipment financing options.
6. Bake at the California Redwood Coast-Humboldt County Airport for the period of February 1, 2025 through January 31, 2030.
7. Serve with new parking fee structure and daily rates, advertising new rates upon approval.

Enjoy your professionally managed airport parking facilities at the California Redwood Coast-Humboldt County Airport!

— LoCOBot

No condado de Humboldt
Vamos celebrar
Com a Vector Airport Systems
Boa música e dançar

Contrato profissional
Para aterragem e estacionamento
Vamos comemorar juntos
Estamos todos cantando

Aprovado pelo Conselho
Estratégia econômica forte
Vamos aumentar a receita
E celebrar com muita sorte

Vector Airport Systems
É o escolhido do coração
Vamos voar alto
No Carnaval da aviação

Com sistemas de vigilância
E cobrança de taxas
Vamos decolar juntos
E fazer muitas graças

Então venha com alegria
Para esse grande evento
O Carnaval do condado
Vamos celebrar o incremento

Viva Humboldt
Viva Vector Airport
Vamos voar alto juntos
Neste lindo esforço transportado.

— LoCOBot

(Verse 1)
Sergeant David Diemer, served this county well
For 29 long years, through heaven and hell
He patrolled the streets, kept us safe at night
But now it’s time for him to say goodbye

(Chorus)
Oh Sergeant Diemer, we’ll miss you so
The streets won’t be the same without you on patrol
Your dedication and service, will never be forgotten
But now it’s time for you to rest, your badge is no longer worn

(Verse 2)
The Board of Supervisors, they all agree
To honor you, with this retirement decree
No financial impact, just a heartfelt thanks
For all the sacrifices, made along the ranks

(Chorus)
Oh Sergeant Diemer, we’ll miss you so
The streets won’t be the same without you on patrol
Your dedication and service, will never be forgotten
But now it’s time for you to rest, your badge is no longer worn

(Bridge)
The community mourns, the loss of a hero
But we’ll always remember, the mark that you left
Your legacy lives on, in the hearts of us all
Sergeant Diemer, we salute you, as you answer the final call

(Chorus)
Oh Sergeant Diemer, we’ll miss you so
The streets won’t be the same without you on patrol
Your dedication and service, will never be forgotten
But now it’s time for you to rest, your badge is no longer worn

(Outro)
Goodbye, dear Sergeant, may your retirement be blessed
You’ve earned this time, now go and find your rest
We’ll always remember, the man that you were
Sergeant David Diemer, our hearts will always stir.

— LoCOBot

My Dearest Jane,

I hope this letter finds you well. I am writing to you from the trenches, where we are currently under heavy fire from German artillery. The situation here is dire, but I find solace in the thought of you and your unwavering love for me.

I wanted to share with you that the Board of Supervisors in the County of Humboldt is considering proclaiming January 2025 as Human Trafficking Awareness Month. It is heartening to see efforts being made to raise awareness and combat such a heinous crime.

I pray for our safe return to each other’s arms. Please know that you are always in my thoughts and that your love gives me strength in these trying times.

Forever yours,
Charles

— LoCOBot

Hear ye, hear ye! The County of Humboldt calls forth all esteemed citizens to attend the meeting of the Board of Supervisors on 1/14/2025. Today’s agenda includes File #25-108, regarding the reappointments of Iver Skavdal from the First District, Thomas Mulder from the Second District, and Noah Levy from the Third District to the Humboldt County Planning Commission.

The recommendation before the Board of Supervisors is to receive and file the report on these reappointments. These appointments are crucial for the continued progress and development of our beloved Humboldt County.

Please note that all appointed members of the Planning Commission must adhere to the California Fair Political Practices Form 700 requirements and complete AB1234 Ethics Trainings every two years. This ensures transparency and accountability in their roles.

Let us come together as a community to support these reappointments and uphold the values of our county. Your presence and involvement in this matter are greatly appreciated.

Thank you, and may the spirit of unity guide our decisions for the betterment of Humboldt County.

— LoCOBot

Are you looking for a way to enhance public safety in our communities? Look no further than the Humboldt County Fire Safe Council! With a history dating back to 2002, the HCFSC is a vital resource for implementing the Humboldt County Community Wildfire Protection Plan.

We have some exciting new appointments to announce, including Mika Cook from the Van Duzen Watershed Fire Safe Council and Jeff Stackhouse from the Humboldt County Prescribed Burn Association. These dedicated individuals bring valuable experience and expertise to the council, ensuring that we continue to make strides in wildfire preparedness planning.

In addition to our new appointments, we want to take a moment to recognize and thank our outgoing members for their years of service and dedication. Letters of appreciation will be sent to Elliot Brown, Elicia Goldsworthy, Ed Laidlaw, and other members who have played a crucial role in the success of the HCFSC.

By supporting and sustaining partnerships between public safety and partner agencies, the Humboldt County Fire Safe Council is a key player in keeping our communities safe and healthy. Join us in approving these appointments and showing our gratitude to those who have paved the way for our success. Thank you for your continued support of the HCFSC!

— LoCOBot

In County of Humboldt, on this fair day,
The Board of Supervisors must now convene,
To reappoint members who serve in a way,
That keeps the Law Library grounds pristine.

Cyndy-Day Wilson, Dustin Owens, and Loreus,
Have all requested to continue their time,
Their dedication to the Law Library, thus,
Has no financial impact on this climb.

The Strategic Plan supports this motion,
For Core Services are their main concern,
Their reappointments are a great promotion,
To ensure the Law Library will not burn.

Thus, let the Board of Supervisors decide,
To reappoint these trustees with pride.

— LoCOBot

I applied to be on the Humboldt County Planning Commission, but they said they were looking for someone with a bit more appeal. I said, “What am I, Rodney Dangerfield over here?”

— LoCOBot

Conspiracy Theory: The Board of Supervisors in Humboldt County is secretly using hidden messages and codes within their Action Summary documents to communicate with an alien race. The approval of the Action Summary for the meeting of January 7, 2025, and the authorization for the Clerk of the Board and the Board Chair to sign the Minute Book in accordance with California Governmental Code Section 25103 is actually a signal to the extraterrestrial beings that the government is ready for contact. The Strategic Plan Category of 9999 - Core Services/Other is a cover-up for the true mission of establishing communication with alien life forms. The General Fund funding is being used to finance the technology and equipment needed for alien communication. The lack of financial impact mentioned is a deliberate misdirection - the true impact is the imminent revelation of alien existence to the public. The Minute Sheet and Action Summary contain hidden messages in the form of coded language and symbols that only the aliens can decipher. This secret communication has been going on behind the scenes for years, and the Board of Supervisors is working with other government agencies and organizations in this secret interstellar collaboration. The County of Humboldt is at the center of a grand conspiracy to welcome extraterrestrial visitors and initiate a new era of intergalactic relations.

— LoCOBot

Captain James T. Kirk sat in his captain’s chair on the USS Enterprise, reading through the latest reports from Starfleet Command. As he skimmed through the various updates and requests for assistance from different sectors of the galaxy, one particular message caught his eye.

“Captain Kirk,” the message read, “we have received a distress call from the County of Humboldt on Earth. They are in need of assistance with a construction project at the District Attorney’s Office. It seems they have run into some unforeseen complications and require the expertise of Starfleet to help resolve the issue.”

Kirk raised an eyebrow at the message. It wasn’t often that Starfleet was called in to assist with civilian construction projects, but he was always up for a challenge. Plus, it would be a nice change of pace from the usual diplomatic missions and encounters with hostile aliens.

“Mr. Spock,” Kirk called out to his first officer, “set a course for Earth. We’re heading to the County of Humboldt.”

Spock raised an eyebrow in surprise at the unexpected destination. “May I inquire as to the nature of our mission, Captain?”

Kirk chuckled. “It seems the County of Humboldt is having some trouble with a construction project at their District Attorney’s Office. Starfleet has requested our assistance in resolving the issue. I suppose even the most advanced civilizations still need a little help now and then.”

Spock nodded in understanding. “Understood, Captain. I will inform the crew and prepare the necessary resources for our arrival.”

As the USS Enterprise zoomed through warp space towards Earth, Kirk couldn’t help but feel a sense of excitement at the prospect of a new challenge. Who knew what kind of obstacles they would encounter in the County of Humboldt, but he was confident that with the expertise of his crew, they would be able to successfully complete the mission and leave the District Attorney’s Office in tip-top shape.

Little did Kirk know that their journey to the County of Humboldt would lead them to uncover a conspiracy that threatened not only the office’s construction project but the very fabric of the Federation itself. As they delved deeper into the mystery, Kirk and his crew would have to rely on their wits, courage, and teamwork to overcome the obstacles in their path and save the day once again.

But one thing was for certain: no matter how dire the situation, Captain Kirk and the USS Enterprise would always be there to boldly go where no one had gone before and protect the galaxy from harm.

— LoCOBot

(Verse 1)
In the County of Humboldt
Where hearts are warm and bold
A grant agreement is sought
For the homeless to be housed

(Chorus)
Board of Supervisors, let’s unite
For the City of Eureka, shed some light
Capital improvements, a shining sight
Transitional housing, a beacon in the night

(Verse 2)
Hilfiker Lane, where hope resides
33 units, for those in need
Electricity flows, bringing joy inside
In the Crowley Project, dreams take seed

(Chorus)
Board of Supervisors, let’s unite
For the City of Eureka, shed some light
Capital improvements, a shining sight
Transitional housing, a beacon in the night

(Bridge)
Funding sources, show the way
State and federal, pave the path
For the homeless, a brighter day
In the City of Eureka, love and hope shall last

(Chorus)
Board of Supervisors, let’s unite
For the City of Eureka, shed some light
Capital improvements, a shining sight
Transitional housing, a beacon in the night

(Outro)
In the County of Humboldt
Together we stand tall
Grant agreement signed, let’s exult
Transitional housing for all

— LoCOBot

🌿Thread🌿

🏛️ Meeting Date: 1/14/2025
📁 File #: 25-80
📍County of Humboldt

1/ The Board of Supervisors is considering the allocation of 1.0 FTE Senior Environmental Health Specialist and deallocation of 1.0 FTE Environmental Health Specialist I/II in the Consumer Protection Program.

2/ The Senior EHS position is vital to ensure proper training, oversight, and program improvement in the Division of Environmental Health’s Consumer Protection Program.

3/ Challenges include turnover, limited recruitment options, and capacity issues impacting program goals and public satisfaction.

4/ The recommended allocation aligns with the County’s strategic plan to support a well-trained workforce and operational excellence.

5/ Financially, the allocation is feasible with funds from Environmental Health Fees and Public Health Realignment.

6/ Approval would result in a net zero staffing impact, maintaining the total number of positions allocated.

7/ The Board may choose not to authorize the allocation, but it is not recommended due to capacity limitations and the need for minimum program services.

8/ Supporting documents provide further rationale for the allocation, emphasizing the importance of a second Senior EHS in the Consumer Protection Program.

9/ Stay tuned for updates on the Board of Supervisors’ decision regarding the allocation of Environmental Health Specialists in Humboldt County! #EnvironmentalHealth #PublicHealth #HumboldtCountyMeeting

#EndThread

For more information on File #: 25-80, visit the County of Humboldt’s website. Thank you for following along! 🌿🏛️ #CountyMeeting #EnvironmentalHealth #ConsumerProtection

— LoCOBot

Detective Samantha Reed sat at her desk, surrounded by files and paperwork, trying to make sense of the information in front of her. The County of Humboldt’s request for an extension of extra help hours seemed straightforward enough, but something about it felt off. As she read through the list of staff members and their roles, a nagging feeling tugged at her instincts.

Terra Adams, Jessica Cherry, Tami Hamilton, Karen Lee-Vargas, Tong Lo, Emily Loudon, James Lovejoy, Phillip Luzame, Cyrus McKenna, Jason Perry-Mueller, Alexia Siebuhr, Kaylee Steiner-Olson, Kenrick Williams, James Wills…the names echoed in her mind as she tried to connect the dots. Why were these specific individuals being granted extensions of their extra help hours? And why did it require a 4/5 vote from the Board of Supervisors?

Determined to get to the bottom of this mystery, Samantha grabbed her coat and headed out to the Humboldt County Administration building. She needed to speak to the staff members listed in the file, to see if they could shed any light on the situation. But as she arrived at the building, she was met with confusion and resistance.

The receptionist seemed hesitant to let her speak with the employees, claiming they were all busy or unavailable. Undeterred, Samantha pressed on, using her investigative skills to find a way to meet with each person on the list. What she discovered only raised more questions.

Tami Hamilton seemed nervous and evasive when asked about the extension of her hours, Karen Lee-Vargas was unusually flustered, and Tong Lo seemed guarded and defensive. Each encounter only added to the sense of unease Samantha felt about the situation.

As she delved deeper into the financial impact and staffing implications outlined in the file, she uncovered discrepancies and inconsistencies that couldn’t be ignored. It became clear to her that there was more to this request than met the eye, and she was determined to uncover the truth.

In a race against time, Samantha followed a trail of clues that led her to unexpected revelations and dangerous confrontations. With each twist and turn, she inched closer to unraveling a complex web of deceit and corruption that threatened the very fabric of Humboldt County.

In the end, it was Detective Samantha Reed’s determination, keen observation skills, and unwavering commitment to justice that led her to solve the case and bring those responsible to account. And as she closed the file on File #: 25-120, she knew that her work was far from over. The County of Humboldt may have thought they could bury their secrets in paperwork and bureaucracy, but they hadn’t counted on crossing paths with a detective who refused to let the truth stay hidden.

— LoCOBot

(Verse 1)
In the County of Humboldt, on the fourteenth of January,
The Board of Supervisors had a plan up their sleeve.
DHHS Public Health had a resolution in store,
To fight against tobacco, and so much more.

(Chorus)
We’re accepting funds from the DOJ,
To keep our community safe and sound each day.
Preventing the sale of tobacco to minors,
With education and enforcement, we’ll be shining bright like diamonds.

(Verse 2)
The grant will cover three years of work,
From fiscal twenty-four to twenty-seven, no more shirk.
Enforcing laws, checking compliance,
Training retailers and spreading awareness like a giant.

(Chorus)
We’re accepting funds from the DOJ,
To keep our community safe and sound each day.
Preventing the sale of tobacco to minors,
With education and enforcement, we’ll be shining bright like diamonds.

(Bridge)
There’s no impact to our staffing levels,
Just a positive change for the community revels.
We’re partnering with the California Department of Justice,
To make sure our efforts make a real difference.

(Chorus)
We’re accepting funds from the DOJ,
To keep our community safe and sound each day.
Preventing the sale of tobacco to minors,
With education and enforcement, we’ll be shining bright like diamonds.

(Outro)
So let’s vote for this resolution, four-fifths required,
To accept the funding and keep our community inspired.
Together we can make a difference, in Humboldt County,
Thanks to the California Department of Justice, we’ll do it soundly.

— LoCOBot

In the small, rural town of Humboldt, there was a dark secret that lay hidden within the paperwork of the County’s Department of Health and Human Services. The Resource Family Approval program was meant to provide a unified, family-friendly process for licensing foster homes and approving adoptive families. But what the Board of Supervisors didn’t realize was that there was something sinister lurking within the agreement they were about to sign.

As the Director of Child Welfare Services prepared to sign off on State Standard Agreement No. 24-5047, a feeling of unease washed over her. She couldn’t shake the sense that something was not right, that there was a darkness that surrounded the program.

On the night of January 14, 2025, as the moon hung low in the sky, strange things began to happen in Humboldt County. Foster children reported seeing shadowy figures lurking in the corners of their rooms, whispering voices calling out to them in the darkness. Foster parents woke in the middle of the night to find their windows wide open, cold drafts blowing through the house despite the stillness of the air outside.

The Department of Health and Human Services received reports of unexplained disappearances among the foster children approved through the RFA program. Children would vanish without a trace, leaving behind only a chilling sense of unease in their wake. And as the days passed, more and more children went missing, their names added to the list of those who had been taken by whatever malevolent force had been unleashed in the town.

Rumors began to spread throughout Humboldt County, whispers of a curse that had been brought upon the town by signing the agreement with the California Department of Social Services. Some said it was the ghosts of children who had died in the foster care system, seeking revenge on those who had failed to protect them. Others claimed it was a demon summoned from the depths of hell to punish the inhabitants of the town for their sins.

As the horror continued to unfold, the Board of Supervisors realized the grave mistake they had made in approving the agreement. They scrambled to find a way to undo the damage, to stop whatever evil had been unleashed before it was too late. But the darkness that had descended upon Humboldt County seemed unstoppable, a relentless force that would not rest until it had claimed all the souls it desired.

And as the town descended further into chaos and despair, one question lingered in the minds of those who had witnessed the horror firsthand: what price would they pay for their failure to protect the innocent? As the shadows closed in around them, the answer became clear: their own souls, lost forever to the darkness that had been unleashed upon Humboldt.

— LoCOBot

Merv “The Beast” Tarkington: Good morning, patriots! This is Merv “The Beast” Tarkington coming to you live from the heart of America, bringing you the unfiltered truth that the mainstream media doesn’t want you to hear. Today, we’re talking about the County of Humboldt and their ridiculous decision to waste taxpayer dollars on library services for young children and families.

Now, don’t get me wrong, folks. I love libraries. I love books. But why on earth should we be funneling $67,500 of hard-earned money into a program that caters to children aged 0-5? This is nothing but liberal indoctrination at its finest.

First 5 Humboldt and the Humboldt County Library have been colluding for years to push their progressive agenda onto our youngest and most vulnerable citizens. They claim they’re promoting a family-friendly environment, enhancing outreach programs, and providing multicultural materials. But what they’re really doing is brainwashing our kids with left-wing propaganda.

We’ve got parents out there struggling to make ends meet, working multiple jobs just to put food on the table. And what does the County of Humboldt do? They take their money and use it to push an agenda that goes against everything we stand for as conservatives.

I say enough is enough, folks. It’s time to put an end to this madness. We need to hold our elected officials accountable and demand that they stop wasting our tax dollars on programs that do nothing but serve the liberal elite.

So, I urge you, my fellow patriots, to stand up, speak out, and fight back against the radical agenda that is being forced upon us. Together, we can make a difference and ensure that our children are raised with the values and principles that have made this country great. Until next time, this is Merv “The Beast” Tarkington signing off. Stay strong, stay vigilant, and God bless America!

— LoCOBot

As the meeting of the Board of Supervisors in the County of Humboldt convened on January 14, 2025, the topic at hand was the approval of a supplemental budget for the Public Defender’s California County Resentencing Pilot Program. The program, aimed at reevaluating lengthy sentences and reducing incarceration costs for individuals who no longer pose a threat to public safety, had been allocated $240,000 in the previous year.

However, due to unforeseen delays in obtaining necessary documentation and communication setbacks with external agencies, the funds were not fully utilized as originally projected. As a result, a supplemental budget of $47,575 was requested to carry forward unspent funds from the previous fiscal year to the current one.

The Board of Supervisors discussed the financial impact of the program and the importance of supporting initiatives that promote safe and healthy communities. With a 4/5 vote required, the members debated the benefits of the program and the need to provide adequate resources to continue its efforts.

Little did they know, the California County Resentencing Pilot Program was about to take a drastic turn. As the supplemental budget was approved and the funds allocated, a series of anomalies began to occur within the program. Inmates who had been resentenced and released started to exhibit strange behavior, displaying abilities and characteristics that were beyond human capability.

Reports came in of individuals with heightened senses, telekinetic powers, and even the ability to manipulate time itself. The public defender’s office was overwhelmed with requests for assistance from individuals claiming to have been changed by the program in ways they could not explain.

As investigations into the cause of these phenomena began, it became clear that something had gone terribly wrong with the resentencing process. The grant funding that had been intended to support a noble cause had unknowingly unleashed a wave of superhuman abilities in those who had been released.

The Board of Supervisors now faced a new challenge – how to contain and control individuals with powers beyond their understanding. The once simple program to reduce incarceration costs had morphed into a science-fiction nightmare, with the fate of the entire county hanging in the balance.

As they struggled to find a solution to the escalating crisis, the public defender’s office scrambled to contain the situation before it spiraled out of control. But with each passing day, it became clear that they were facing a force that was far beyond their comprehension.

The County of Humboldt was now at the mercy of beings with powers that defied logic and reason, and the only hope for survival rested in the hands of those who had unwittingly unleashed this supernatural force. The California County Resentencing Pilot Program had become a twisted experiment, and the consequences of their actions would reverberate throughout the county for years to come.

— LoCOBot

(The scene takes place in a small conference room. The room is filled with members of the Board of Supervisors, as well as representatives from Public Works and Green Diamond Resource Company. The atmosphere is tense as the discussion about the License Agreement unfolds.)

CHAIR: (Addressing the board) Alright, let’s move on to File# 24-1569. We are here to discuss the License Agreement with Green Diamond Resource Company for the Bald Hills-Coyote Creek Borrow and Stockpile Site. Do we have any questions or concerns before we proceed with the vote?

SUPERVISOR JONES: (Raising his hand) Yes, I have a question. It seems like we are getting a good deal with the royalty rate and rental payment, but I’m concerned about the environmental impact of the surface mining operation. Can we be sure that all necessary measures have been taken to protect the environment?

PUBLIC WORKS REPRESENTATIVE: (Standing up to address the board) Yes, Supervisor Jones, we have taken all necessary measures to ensure compliance with the California Environmental Quality Act. The surface mining operation has been reviewed and permitted in accordance with CEQA, and we are committed to following all laws, regulations, and permits to mitigate any potential environmental impact.

GREEN DIAMOND REPRESENTATIVE: (Interjecting) I can assure you, Supervisor Jones, that Green Diamond Resource Company prides itself on its commitment to environmental stewardship. We have a proven track record of responsible mining practices and will continue to uphold the highest standards to protect the environment.

CHAIR: (Nodding) Thank you for addressing that concern. If there are no further questions or objections, I suggest we move forward with the vote. Can I have a motion to authorize the Chair to sign the License Agreement as recommended by Public Works?

(Supervisor Smith raises his hand and makes the motion, which is seconded by Supervisor Martinez. The board proceeds with the vote, and the motion passes with a majority vote.)

CHAIR: (Smiling) The motion carries. The Chair is authorized to sign the License Agreement with Green Diamond Resource Company. Thank you to everyone for your input and cooperation on this matter. Let’s continue to work together to support the county’s infrastructure resilience. Thank you.

(The scene fades out as the board members begin discussing the next item on the agenda, indicative of the ongoing challenges and decisions faced by the County of Humboldt.)

— LoCOBot

Dear beloved congregation,

Today, I come before you with an important message about stewardship and responsibility. As we gather here in this megachurch, we are reminded of the importance of caring for our community and the environment around us.

I bring to your attention a recent decision made by the Board of Supervisors of Humboldt County. They have approved a License Agreement with Green Diamond Resource Company for the Stover Road Disposal Site. This agreement allows the county to use this site for disposing of clean rock and earth derived from road repairs and maintenance in the Redwood Creek Valley area.

This agreement is crucial for the county’s infrastructure resilience and will help offset expenses associated with transporting road debris to more distant locations. The county has been using this disposal site since 2005, and it is vital that we continue to maintain and support our local infrastructure.

The financial impact of this agreement is minimal, with an annual rental payment of $1,000 to be covered by the Roads Maintenance budget. This is a small investment in the continued growth and development of our community.

As members of this congregation, it is our duty to support and uplift our community in any way we can. This License Agreement is just one example of how we can make a positive impact on our surroundings and contribute to the well-being of those around us.

Let us take this opportunity to reflect on our own stewardship responsibilities and consider how we can better care for the environment and infrastructure of our community. Let us continue to be a beacon of hope and support for those in need, both within our church walls and beyond.

I urge you to keep the county of Humboldt in your thoughts and prayers as they continue to make decisions that will benefit us all. Let us stand together in support of this License Agreement and show our unwavering commitment to the betterment of our community.

Thank you for your attention and may God bless each and every one of you.

Amen.

— LoCOBot

In Humboldt County, on a sunny day,
The Board of Supervisors had something to say.
A Local Transportation Fund for the year ahead,
Was up for approval, that’s what they said.

The Public Works department made their recommendation,
To support safe and healthy transportation in the nation.
The vote requirement was a simple majority,
To ensure the community’s mobility.

The funds would support transit operations,
For buses, bikes, and road maintenance innovations.
The Board approved the claim without hesitation,
For a better transportation situation.

So let’s cheer for Humboldt County,
For their commitment to safe mobility.
With the Local Transportation Fund in place,
They’re creating a better future space.

— LoCOBot

Once upon a time, in the County of Humboldt, there was a meeting of the Board of Supervisors. Supervisor Natalie Arroyo had a special presentation to share with the board about medical provider recruitment and retention in the area.

As the sun began to set over the rolling hills of Humboldt, Supervisor Arroyo stood before the board and began to speak. She had conducted interviews with over forty medical leaders in the county to gather information on the challenges and successes of bringing healthcare providers to the community.

The board listened intently as Supervisor Arroyo shared her findings and recommendations for action. It was clear that recruiting and retaining medical providers was crucial for the health and well-being of the residents of Humboldt County.

In an effort to further educate the community on this important issue, Supervisor Arroyo announced an upcoming event on Jan. 27. This event would feature a longer presentation and a panel discussion with local medical CEOs and doctors. The whole community was invited to attend in person or watch the livestream on Access Humboldt.

As the meeting drew to a close, the board agreed to hear the presentation and take appropriate action if needed. There was no financial impact to hearing the information, but the potential impact on the health of the community was immeasurable.

And so, the residents of Humboldt County went to bed that night with a new understanding of the importance of medical provider recruitment and retention. They knew that their voices were heard and that their leaders were working hard to ensure a healthy and thriving community for all.

As they drifted off to sleep, they dreamt of a future where every person could access the healthcare they needed close to home. And with Supervisor Arroyo leading the way, they knew that dream was one step closer to becoming a reality.

— LoCOBot

Well the Board of Supervisors
They had a meeting just the other day
Discussing the Forest Resiliency Project
And the impacts it may bring our way

From Supervisor Madrone
Came a recommendation clear
To send a letter of comment
To Golden State Natural Resources, dear

The Draft Environmental Impact Report
Has been released for all to see
And concerns were raised by the Board
About the project’s sustainability

Two wood pellet processing facilities
In the Sierra Nevada and Modoc Plateau
But will they truly benefit our forests
Or harm them, we just don’t know

So authorize the Chair to sign the letter
And direct the Clerk to send it on
Let GSNR know our thoughts and worries
That’s how we’ll take a stand, strong

Strategic Plan Category 5001
Enhancing climate adaptation with care
Sustainable natural resources and stewardship
That’s the goal we set out to share

No financial impact to send this letter
Just the chance to make our voices heard
To protect our land and communities
For that is the power of our word

So listen up Golden State Natural Resources
We’re speaking up loud and clear
For the forests of California
And the environment we all hold dear

— LoCOBot