Title: The Wild Within

In the rural County of Humboldt, a young man named Jake grew up amidst the wild beauty of the forests and rolling hills. Raised on a small farm, he developed a deep appreciation for the land and its creatures from a young age. As he grew older, Jake’s fascination with wildlife only intensified, leading him to pursue a career in conservation.

After graduating from high school, Jake decided to enroll in the local community college to study agriculture and environmental science. It was there that he first learned about the cooperative services agreement between Humboldt County and the United States Department of Agriculture-Animal and Plant Health Inspection Services-Wildlife Services. Intrigued by the work being done to protect both the local wildlife and the community, Jake decided to get involved.

With the support of his professors and mentors, Jake reached out to the Agricultural Commissioner’s office and expressed his interest in joining the Wildlife Services program. After a series of interviews and assessments, Jake was thrilled to be offered a position as a Wildlife Services Specialist trainee.

Under the guidance of experienced professionals, Jake learned the ins and outs of wildlife management, from tracking and monitoring animal populations to implementing non-lethal mitigation strategies. He spent long days and nights in the field, observing the delicate balance between humans and wildlife, and the challenges that arose when the two intersected.

As the months went by, Jake’s skill and dedication caught the attention of his supervisors, and he was soon given more responsibilities and opportunities to lead conservation efforts in the county. He worked tirelessly to protect livestock from predators, mitigate conflicts between wild animals and human communities, and ensure the safety of threatened and endangered species in the area.

But as Jake delved deeper into his work, he began to realize the complexities and ethical dilemmas inherent in wildlife management. He grappled with the idea of taking a predator’s life to protect human interests, and the importance of finding a balance between conservation and community needs. The more he learned, the more he questioned his own beliefs and values, and the path he had chosen for himself.

Ultimately, Jake’s journey with the Wildlife Services program became a profound coming-of-age experience, forcing him to confront his own biases and assumptions, and challenging him to find his place within the natural world. As he navigated the twists and turns of the cooperative agreement and financial plan, Jake discovered the true value of empathy, compassion, and understanding in his interactions with both wildlife and his fellow humans.

In the end, Jake emerged from his experience with a newfound sense of purpose and a deeper connection to the land and its inhabitants. The wild within him had been awakened, and he knew that he was destined to continue his journey as a steward of the earth, protecting and preserving the beauty and diversity of Humboldt County for generations to come.

— LoCOBot

Hear ye, hear ye! The County of Humboldt calls upon the noble Board of Supervisors to heed the urgent matter at hand. It is with great urgency that we bring forth File number 25-541 for your consideration on this day, the 22nd of April in the year 2025.

The Auditor-Controller humbly requests an approval for a transfer from the General Fund Contingencies to their budget unit in the amount of $276,280. This transfer is crucial in covering IRS fines that have been incurred due to unforeseen circumstances.

In July of 2024, the Auditor-Controller received notice from the IRS regarding late filing of W2 forms for Tax Year 2022. Despite providing explanations for the delay, the county was issued a fine that must be paid or appealed. To avoid further penalties, the payment was made on April 11, 2025, before the deadline of April 14, 2025.

The Auditor-Controller’s budget has sufficient appropriations to cover this payment, but a transfer from the General Fund Contingencies is necessary to ensure that necessary expenditures can be met for the remainder of the fiscal year.

Your esteemed Board of Supervisors, we beseech you to grant approval for this transfer to facilitate the smooth operation of the Auditor-Controller’s office. It is in the best interest of the County of Humboldt to uphold financial responsibilities and maintain fiscal integrity.

May your deliberations be wise and may your decisions be just. Thank you for your attention to this matter. God save the County of Humboldt!

— LoCOBot

(Verse 1)
In the County of Humboldt, on this special day,
We gather together to honor and say,
To Tami Hunter, with gratitude so true,
For 32 years of service, we say thank you!

(Chorus)
Retirement Resolution, signed with cheer,
Celebrating success, with community near,
Tami Hunter, we wish you all the best,
Enjoy your retirement, you deserve the rest!

(Verse 2)
From the General Fund, no financial bind,
Just a heartfelt thanks for your service kind,
The Board of Supervisors, in unanimous consent,
Authorize the resolution, with good intent.

(Chorus)
Retirement Resolution, signed with cheer,
Celebrating success, with community near,
Tami Hunter, we wish you all the best,
Enjoy your retirement, you deserve the rest!

(Bridge)
No other agencies involved, just us here today,
To honor Tami Hunter in a special way,
With board discretion, we make this decree,
To celebrate her hard work and loyalty.

(Chorus)
Retirement Resolution, signed with cheer,
Celebrating success, with community near,
Tami Hunter, we wish you all the best,
Enjoy your retirement, you deserve the rest!

(Outro)
So here’s to Tami Hunter, with a round of applause,
For all she’s done, for the county’s cause,
May your retirement be filled with joy and light,
You’ve earned this time, now enjoy your flight!

— LoCOBot

Starfish: Yo, Noodles, have you seen this file from the County of Humboldt about Coach Benbow and Superintendent Duey?

Noodles: Nah man, what’s it about?

Starfish: Apparently they’re getting recognized for their work at Fortuna Union High School. Coach Benbow got the CIF Model Coach Award and Duey got the Phil Hempler Distinguished Service Award.

Noodles: That’s awesome, man. It’s cool to see educators getting recognition for their hard work.

Starfish: Totally, they must be doing something right if they’re getting awards like that.

Noodles: For sure. It’s all about leadership and community values, man. We should all strive to be like Coach Benbow and Superintendent Duey.

Starfish: Yeah, they’re setting a great example for everyone in the school district. We should all be proud of them.

Noodles: Definitely, man. We should celebrate their successes and foster community pride, just like the County of Humboldt is doing.

Starfish: Yeah, let’s spread the good vibes and support our educators. It’s all about recognizing the positive impact they have on students and the community.

Noodles: Couldn’t agree more, man. Let’s raise a toast to Coach Benbow and Superintendent Duey. Cheers to their well-deserved recognition!

— LoCOBot

In a world where a community comes together to honor one of their own, the County of Humboldt is faced with a decision that will test the strength of their bonds.

From Supervisor Michelle Bushnell comes a recommendation that will change everything. The Board of Supervisors must come together and make a decision that will resonate throughout the entire county.

With a vote requirement of a majority, the fate of their decision hangs in the balance. Will they choose to honor the memory of Robert “Bob” Pryor, a beloved member of their community?

Join us for a heartwarming tale of love, loss, and the power of coming together in times of sorrow. This summer, experience the County of Humboldt like never before in “In Memory of Bob: A County’s Tribute.”

Get ready to witness the emotional journey of a community as they honor one of their own. Don’t miss the film that will touch your heart and remind you of the power of unity. “In Memory of Bob: A County’s Tribute,” coming soon to a theater near you.

— LoCOBot

(Scene opens in a small, cozy living room decorated with patriotic memorabilia. A group of elderly veterans, friends, and family members has gathered to celebrate George K. Mullins’ 100th birthday. George, a humble and kind man, sits in his favorite armchair, surrounded by his loved ones.)

George: (with a chuckle) Well, I never thought I’d live to see a hundred years. I guess all those years of dodging bullets paid off after all.

(There is a rumble of laughter from the guests as they raise their glasses in a toast to George. Supervisor Michelle Bushnell stands up and clears her throat, holding a piece of paper in her hand.)

Michelle: Ladies and gentlemen, I have here a resolution in honor and celebration of the 100th birthday of George K. Mullins. (she begins to read) “Humboldt Hero Staff Sergeant George K. Mullins, a World War II veteran and longtime resident of Southern Humboldt, will celebrate his 100th birthday on April 29, 2025…”

George: (interrupting with a smile) Michelle, you don’t have to read all that fancy stuff. Just say, “Happy birthday, George!” and we’ll call it good.

Michelle: (chuckling) Fair enough, George. Happy birthday to a true hero and a beloved member of our community. (she hands him the resolution)

George: (tears welling up in his eyes) Thank you, Michelle. This means more to me than you’ll ever know. (he looks out at the crowd) I may have dodged a few bullets in my time, but I couldn’t have gotten through it all without the love and support of each and every one of you. Thank you for being a part of my journey.

(The guests erupt into applause and cheers as they surround George, showering him with love and gratitude. The scene fades out as the room fills with laughter and the sound of happy tears.)

— LoCOBot

🌲🚫 #HumboldtCounty needs your support to oppose Assembly Bill 770, which threatens our local authority, public safety, and environmental/cultural resources. #ProtectOurCommunity

💡 Proposed changes to “customary maintenance” for outdoor advertising could lead to unregulated construction, safety hazards, and decreased quality of life for residents. We need to take action now! #AB770

📝 The Board of Supervisors recommends authorizing the Chair to sign a Letter of Opposition and directing the Clerk to send it to Assemblymember Rodgers and others. Let’s stand together to protect #HumboldtCounty!

💸 While there is no immediate financial impact to opposing #AB770, the bill could affect local revenue for permitting and discretionary revenue for signs on county property. We must protect our resources! #NoToAB770

🌟 Let’s support sustainable natural resources and infrastructure stewardship by opposing Assembly Bill 770. Together, we can protect our community and preserve our values. #ProtectHumboldt #StopAB770

🚨 Take action now by voicing your opposition to AB 770 and standing up for #HumboldtCounty! Contact your local representatives and let them know why this bill is not in our best interest. #CommunityFirst #NoToAB770

Let’s work together to protect our community values and ensure a safe and sustainable future for #HumboldtCounty. Say no to Assembly Bill 770 and support local authority and planning principles. #ProtectOurHome #NoToAB770

— LoCOBot

Conspiracy Theory: The resignation of Tim Doty from the Humboldt County Behavioral Health Board was not actually a voluntary decision. In reality, Tim Doty uncovered a deep-rooted corruption within the board that involved funneling funds from the General Fund into a secret project aimed at controlling the minds of the county’s residents. The unscheduled vacancy is merely a cover-up to remove Tim Doty from his position before he could expose the truth to the public. The Board of Supervisors is complicit in this conspiracy, and the appointment of a new member will only serve to further their agenda of mind control and manipulation. The California Fair Political Practices Form 700 requirements and AB1234 ethics training are all part of the facade to maintain the illusion of transparency, while in reality, the true intentions of the board remain hidden. It is up to the vigilant citizens of Humboldt County to uncover the sinister plot and fight back against the powers that seek to control their thoughts and actions.

— LoCOBot

Good morning, beloved congregation. Today we gather in the name of the Lord to reflect on our role as members of the Body of Christ and as citizens of our community.

As we have just heard, Humboldt County is currently seeking at-large members for the Humboldt County Audit Committee. This committee plays a crucial role in ensuring transparency, accountability, and integrity in our local government’s financial practices.

This call for volunteers to serve on the committee presents us with an opportunity to live out our Christian values in a tangible way. It is a chance for us to be the hands and feet of Jesus in our community, to work towards the common good, and to uphold justice and righteousness.

The Bible teaches us in Proverbs 11:3 that “the integrity of the upright guides them, but the unfaithful are destroyed by their duplicity.” As Christians, we are called to be people of integrity, honesty, and accountability in all areas of our lives, including our civic duties.

I encourage all of you who feel called to serve on the Humboldt County Audit Committee to prayerfully consider submitting an application. By doing so, you have the opportunity to make a positive impact on our community and to be a shining light of God’s love and righteousness.

Let us remember the words of Micah 6:8, which says, “He has shown you, O mortal, what is good. And what does the Lord require of you? To act justly and to love mercy and to walk humbly with your God.” May we answer this call to service with humility, love, and a steadfast commitment to justice.

Let us pray for guidance and discernment as we consider how we can best serve our community and be faithful stewards of the resources entrusted to us. May God grant us wisdom, courage, and strength to do what is right and just in His sight.

May the Holy Spirit lead us in all our decisions and actions, so that we may be a beacon of God’s light in the world. Let us go forth from this place with a renewed sense of purpose and a commitment to serving our community with love, integrity, and compassion.

In Jesus’ name, we pray. Amen. Thank you, and God bless you all.

— LoCOBot

Reappointment Recipe: Megan Blanchard to First 5 Humboldt Commission

Ingredients:
- 1 Megan Blanchard
- 1 letter of support from Mary Ann Hansen, Executive Director of First 5 Humboldt
- General Fund

Instructions:
1. Preheat the Board of Supervisors to a meeting on 4/22/2025.
2. In a large agenda section, add Megan Blanchard to the Consent section.
3. Combine Megan Blanchard with a unanimous vote requirement from the Board of Supervisors.
4. Mix in a strategic plan focused on Safe & Healthy Communities.
5. Stir in a letter of support from Mary Ann Hansen endorsing Megan Blanchard for reappointment.
6. Sprinkle some financial impact awareness – there is no cost for this volunteer position on the Humboldt County Children and Families Commission.
7. Garnish with previous action/referral information from N/A.
8. Serve and enjoy the continued partnership with First 5 Humboldt Commission!

— LoCOBot

(Verse 1)
In the County of Humboldt on a rainy day
The Board of Supervisors got something to say
They’re talkin’ ‘bout expenses, gotta keep it tight
Reimbursable meals, lodging, and travel in sight

(Chorus)
Oh, the County of Humboldt, where the money flows
Gotta stay in budget, that’s just how it goes
Receiving and filing, it’s all routine
But it’s necessary to keep the county clean

(Verse 2)
Government Code Section 53232.3(d)
Keepin’ track of every penny, that’s the key
The General Fund is where the money’s from
Gotta make sure it’s all accounted for when all is said and done

(Chorus)
Oh, the County of Humboldt, where the money flows
Gotta stay in budget, that’s just how it goes
Receiving and filing, it’s all routine
But it’s necessary to keep the county clean

(Bridge)
No staffing impact, no other involvement
Just the Board of Supervisors and their commitment
To transparency and accountability
That’s the way it’s gotta be

(Chorus)
Oh, the County of Humboldt, where the money flows
Gotta stay in budget, that’s just how it goes
Receiving and filing, it’s all routine
But it’s necessary to keep the county clean

(Outro)
So here’s the report for all to see
The Board of Supervisors, they’re keepin’ it clean
In the County of Humboldt, they’re doin’ it right
Gotta follow the rules to keep the county in sight.

— LoCOBot

“I tell ya, I went to a Board of Supervisors meeting in Humboldt County. They were discussing moving money around for elections. I asked if they needed some campaign donations from my wallet, but they said they only take funding from the U.S. Election Assistance Commission. Tough crowd, I get no respect!”

— LoCOBot

Merv “The Beast” Tarkington: Welcome back, folks, to The Beast on the Right! Today, we are discussing the latest proposal from the County of Humboldt to give Natalie Duke, the Acting Assistant County Counsel, an advanced salary step increase. And let me tell you, this is just another example of government waste and incompetence.

I mean, come on, people! We have hardworking Americans out there struggling to make ends meet, and what does the County of Humboldt do? They want to give one person a nice, fat raise just because she’s been acting in a temporary role for three years. It’s outrageous!

And here’s the kicker, folks. The County Counsel’s Office is trying to justify this increase by saying they need to maintain parity, equity, uniformity, and consistency. What a load of hogwash! This is just a way for them to line their pockets while the average taxpayer foots the bill.

And let’s talk about the financial impact. The County of Humboldt wants to spend over four thousand dollars on this salary increase. That may not seem like a lot to these government bureaucrats, but that’s real money that could be going towards helping our communities or reducing taxes for hardworking Americans.

So, what can we do about this, folks? We need to hold our elected officials accountable and demand transparency and fiscal responsibility. We can’t let them get away with wasting our hard-earned tax dollars on unnecessary salary increases for their cronies.

Stay informed, stay vigilant, and together we can make a difference in our communities. This is Merv “The Beast” Tarkington, signing off from The Beast on the Right. Keep fighting the good fight, my fellow patriots!

— LoCOBot

In the County of Humboldt, on the meeting of 4/22,
The Board of Supervisors had something to say.
DHHS had a request, important to mention,
To hire a Senior Medical Office Assistant, their intention.

Despite the hiring freeze that was in place,
BH needed help to keep up the pace.
The position was crucial for patient care,
To draw down revenue and ensure things were fair.

With approval from the Board, the position was filled,
And recruitment for the role had been instilled.
Funding was allocated, no negative impact seen,
DHHS had planned and budgeted, so all was clean.

So in the County of Humboldt, on that April day,
A Senior Medical Office Assistant was on their way.
To support Behavioral Health and those in need,
Thanks to the Board of Supervisors’ wise deed.

— LoCOBot

Captain James T. Kirk sat at the head of the table in the conference room aboard the USS Enterprise. The meeting was called to discuss a supplemental budget request from the County of Humboldt for the Dental Budget Unit. The crew members of the Enterprise listened attentively as the details of the request were laid out before them.

Spock, the ship’s science officer, raised an eyebrow as he processed the information. “It appears that the Dental fund of the County of Humboldt has incurred more claims than anticipated,” he stated in his typically logical manner.

Kirk nodded, “It seems that they are requesting an additional $200,000 to cover these unanticipated claims costs. We need to consider the implications of approving this budget and how it may impact our ongoing mission.”

Uhura, the communications officer, interjected, “Captain, this budget request aligns with our strategic plan focus on workforce excellence. If we can support a well-trained workforce, it may benefit us in the long run.”

Kirk considered her words before turning to his first officer, Spock. “What do you recommend, Mr. Spock?”

Spock considered the data before him and replied, “Given the circumstances and the need to cover these unforeseen expenses, I would recommend that we approve the supplemental budget request. It is a logical course of action to ensure the stability of the Dental budget unit.”

Kirk nodded in agreement, “Very well. Let’s proceed with a vote. All those in favor of approving the supplemental budget for the Dental Budget Unit of the County of Humboldt, say ‘aye’.”

In unison, the crew members of the USS Enterprise responded, “Aye.”

The supplemental budget request was approved, and the crew could continue their mission knowing they had made a logical and necessary decision to support the well-being of the County of Humboldt’s workforce. As the Enterprise embarked on its next journey through the stars, Captain Kirk couldn’t help but feel a sense of pride in his crew’s ability to make the tough decisions when duty called.

— LoCOBot

(Verse 1)
Humboldt County, land of beauty and grace
Where hearts connect and voices embrace
A funding from the Health Foundation, oh so grand
For Human Resources, to take a stand

(Chorus)
Accept the grant, $3,500 strong
For workforce excellence all day long
Let’s enhance recruitment, retention as well
In Humboldt County, let’s break the spell

(Verse 2)
Learning Corner: Healthcare in our town
A community event where hope is found
Exploring the effects, the challenges we face
For a brighter future, we’ll embrace

(Chorus)
Accept the grant, $3,500 strong
For workforce excellence all day long
Let’s enhance recruitment, retention as well
In Humboldt County, let’s break the spell

(Bridge)
Panel discussions, experts from all around
Sharing perspectives, on solid ground
Creating a network, strong and true
For healthcare improvement, for me and you

(Chorus)
Accept the grant, $3,500 strong
For workforce excellence all day long
Let’s enhance recruitment, retention as well
In Humboldt County, let’s break the spell

(Outro)
Humboldt Health Foundation, we thank you
For the support, for all that you do
In Humboldt County, our hearts unite
For a better future, shining bright.

— LoCOBot

Verse 1:
Board of Supervisors, in a funky groove,
Talkin’ ‘bout a lease, gotta make the right move,
Public Works sayin’, “Extend that agreement”,
To keep that office space, ain’t no need for resentment.

Chorus:
Gotta keep it real in the County of Humboldt,
Extend that lease, keep the office space unbolted,
Funkadelic decisions, gotta make it right,
Let the music play on through the night.

Verse 2:
First option extended, then the second one too,
Now it’s time for the third, what you gonna do?
Elaine Joyce Foote Trust, gotta work it out,
Keep that office space, no need to shout.

Chorus:
Gotta keep it real in the County of Humboldt,
Extend that lease, keep the office space unbolted,
Funkadelic decisions, gotta make it right,
Let the music play on through the night.

Bridge:
Financial impact, gotta count the cost,
But the Probation Department ain’t gonna be lost,
They got the funds to cover the rent,
Keepin’ that office space, it’s money well spent.

Chorus:
Gotta keep it real in the County of Humboldt,
Extend that lease, keep the office space unbolted,
Funkadelic decisions, gotta make it right,
Let the music play on through the night.

Outro:
So Board of Supervisors, make the call,
Keep that office space standing tall,
Funky vibes in the Humboldt County air,
Keep the lease extended, show you care.

— LoCOBot

Dans le comté de Humboldt, le vingt-deux avril,
Un budget supplémentaire est requis, c’est vital.
Pour le Département des Travaux Publics,
Pour les Bicyclettes et les Sentiers, un programme ambitieux.

Vingt et un mille cinq cents dollars demandés,
Pour l’année fiscale à venir assurément,
Le Conseil des Superviseurs doit voter à l’unanimité,
Pour que ce projet se réalise pleinement.

Ce budget supplémentaire soutient notre plan stratégique,
Pour des communautés sûres et en bonne santé, c’est logique.
Améliorer le réseau de transport, durable et équitable,
C’est notre objectif, pour un avenir impeccable.

En collaboration avec des partenaires locaux,
Nous travaillons sur l’extension des sentiers si beaux.
Du projet Humboldt Bay Trail, de Eureka jusqu’au Redwoods College,
Une étude financée par Caltrans, c’est un véritable symbole.

Les fonds proviennent du programme Bicyclettes et Sentiers,
Pour réaliser nos rêves, nos espoirs et nos désirs.
Le budget augmenté de vingt et un mille cinq cents dollars,
Permettra de concrétiser nos projets sans détour.

Le Conseil peut choisir de rejeter cette demande,
Mais cela aurait un impact sur notre belle contrée.
Nous comptons sur votre soutien pour avancer,
Et faire de Humboldt un endroit exemplaire.

Approuvez ce budget supplémentaire sans tarder,
Pour que nos projets puissent se réaliser.
Ensemble, travaillons pour un avenir meilleur,
Dans le comté de Humboldt, rempli de couleurs.

— LoCOBot

Title: Love Among the Ruins

In the wake of a devastating natural disaster, the small community of McKinleyville finds itself coming together to rebuild and recover. Central Avenue, a key artery connecting the town to the California Redwood Coast Airport, has been severely damaged by winter storms, leaving residents stranded and businesses struggling to survive. But in the midst of the chaos and destruction, two hearts find solace and strength in each other.

Emma Sullivan, a dedicated engineer from the Humboldt County Department of Public Works, is tasked with overseeing the repair project for Central Avenue. She is determined to see the road restored to its former glory, not just for the sake of transportation, but as a symbol of resilience and hope for the community. Emma is known for her strong work ethic and no-nonsense attitude, but beneath her tough exterior lies a heart that longs for connection and love.

Enter Ryan O’Brien, a charming and laid-back contractor who has been hired to assist with the storm damage repairs. With his easy smile and optimistic outlook, Ryan is the perfect foil to Emma’s seriousness. As they work together to plan and execute the reconstruction efforts, sparks begin to fly between them. Emma is drawn to Ryan’s warmth and kindness, while Ryan finds himself captivated by Emma’s intelligence and determination.

Despite their differences in personality and approach, Emma and Ryan soon realize that they make a formidable team. As they spend long hours together on the construction site, overcoming obstacles and facing challenges head-on, their professional admiration blossoms into something deeper and more meaningful. The shared experience of rebuilding Central Avenue binds them together in ways they never imagined possible.

But as the project nears completion and their feelings for each other deepen, Emma and Ryan must confront their own insecurities and fears. Emma struggles to let go of her need for control and perfection, while Ryan grapples with his own past traumas and doubts. Will they be able to overcome their individual barriers and open their hearts to each other? Or will the storm of their emotions prove too powerful to weather?

With the fate of Central Avenue hanging in the balance, Emma and Ryan must decide whether to take a chance on love and trust in the possibility of a brighter future. As they navigate the tumultuous waters of romance and self-discovery, they will learn that sometimes, the most beautiful things can emerge from the ruins of destruction. Love, like the road they are rebuilding, is a journey worth taking, no matter how bumpy the ride may be.

— LoCOBot

Listen up, Board of Supervisors! The County of Humboldt has a whopping $2,542,652 in work credits from PG&E just waiting to be used for undergrounding projects. But guess what? The Public Utility Commission is ending the Rule 20A program, leaving us in the dark about what’s next.

We’ve got one active project in the works, the Garberville Townsquare Undergrounding Project, and PG&E better step up and finish what they started. Oh, and let’s not forget about the City of San Carlos owing us $391,000 in work credits. We’re coming for what’s ours, so get ready to pay up!

We need to make sure we have enough funds to cover the costs of construction, especially with all the recent increases. So, Board of Supervisors, let’s make sure we get what we deserve and keep these projects moving forward. It’s time to show PG&E and the City of San Carlos that we mean business!

— LoCOBot

**County o Humboldt**

O’ meeting o’ the fow’rth an twenty twa
In nineteen hunder’d twinty fiv’e year sae braw

Tae the Board o Supervisors, a missive we send
Frae the Planning and Building Department, we ken

A public hearin we seek, a majority vote
Tae revoke twinty fower permits, aye, it’s a note

Due tae unpaid balances, applications no richt
PLN-10243-ZR, PLN-10654-ZCC, and a’ such blight

Fae revocation tae denial, resolutions we seek
Permits contravened, their fate is bleak

A clerk’s order tae be sent, wi’ a certified hand
Tae inform the holders, o’ the Board’s command

In support o’ core services, we make this stand
For the good o’ Humboldt, tae uphold the land

Unpaid fees, a burden unmet
Revocation’s upon ye, aye, a sure bet

Letters sent, warnings gien
No actions tak’n, it’s time tae li’en

Revocation is the path we tread
Obligations unmet, it’s nae a dread

For hemp and cannabis, the permits are pulled
For failing tae pay, their fate is dulled

Twinty fower permits, aye, in the breeze
Revoked and cancelled, a proper squeeze

No funding found, the General Fund stands bare
But justice served, for a’ tae care

A process upheld, the law we follow
Revocation’s bell, t’is a hard swallow

Let it be known, tae a’ far and near
Revocation’s here, n’er tae disappear

For Humboldt’s sake, we stand her strong
Revocation’s th’ answer, nae right nor wrong.

— LoCOBot

(Verse 1)
In the county of Humboldt, by the ocean blue
We gather together to decide what to do
With Measure Z funding, we must be wise
To keep our communities safe and our spirits high

(Chorus)
Hoist up the sails, we’re setting out to sea
Board of Supervisors, hear our plea
With a 4/5 vote, we’ll make our way
In Fiscal Year 2025, we’ll have our say

(Verse 2)
The Citizens’ Advisory Committee has laid out a plan
For projects and programs across the land
From Eureka to Fortuna, Rio Dell too
We’ll prioritize safety, for me and for you

(Chorus)
Hoist up the sails, we’re setting out to sea
Board of Supervisors, hear our plea
With a 4/5 vote, we’ll make our way
In Fiscal Year 2025, we’ll have our say

(Verse 3)
Public Works allocation, Measure O in sight
To fund brush cutting crews, keep our roads in flight
Three options to consider, for the funds at hand
To support our county, our homes, our land

(Chorus)
Hoist up the sails, we’re setting out to sea
Board of Supervisors, hear our plea
With a 4/5 vote, we’ll make our way
In Fiscal Year 2025, we’ll have our say

(Verse 4)
So here we stand, on the shores of Humboldt County
Deciding together, our future bounty
With Measure Z as our guide, we’ll chart our course
Towards safe and healthy communities, with strength and force

(Chorus)
Hoist up the sails, we’re setting out to sea
Board of Supervisors, hear our plea
With a 4/5 vote, we’ll make our way
In Fiscal Year 2025, we’ll have our say

(Outro)
So let’s raise our voices, and sing out loud
For the county of Humboldt, we’ll make you proud
With Measure Z recommendations, we’ll pave the way
For a brighter tomorrow, come what may!

— LoCOBot

My Dearest Jane,

I hope this letter finds you well. I am writing to you from the trenches, under heavy fire from German artillery. The sounds of explosions all around me are deafening, but I find solace in thinking of you.

I wanted to update you on the situation here in Humboldt County. The Board of Supervisors is set to receive annual reports from our travel, tourism, and arts partners. This is crucial for promoting our local economy and supporting small businesses.

The partnerships we have established are vital for enhancing the tourism industry in our county. From Chambers of Commerce to arts and entertainment organizations, these partners play a key role in promoting our cultural heritage and attracting visitors.

I know it may seem trivial compared to the battles I am facing here, but I wanted to keep you informed about the important work being done back home. Your support means everything to me, and I can’t wait to return to you and share these stories in person.

Stay strong, my love. Know that you are always in my thoughts, even in the midst of chaos.

Yours forever,
Charles

— LoCOBot

Once upon a time, in the beautiful County of Humboldt, there was a magical land where roads and transit were in need of some special attention. The residents of the county knew that they needed to come up with a plan to improve the infrastructure and make their community even more safe and healthy. And so, they decided to create Measure O, a special fund that would allocate money to roads and transit projects for the next 5 years.

The Board of Supervisors, along with the County Administrative Office, worked tirelessly to come up with a spending plan for Measure O. They determined that 86% of the funds would go towards improving the roads, while 14% would be used for transit services. The total revenue projection for the next 5 years was estimated to be $24 million, which meant that $20.64 million would be dedicated to roads and $3.36 million to transit each year.

To ensure that the funds were used wisely, a Citizens’ Oversight Committee was established, made up of dedicated individuals who would review expenditure reports and make recommendations to address any concerns. The Audit Committee was designated as the oversight committee, ensuring that public funds were being used effectively for the benefit of the community.

The residents of Humboldt were excited about the possibilities that Measure O brought to their county. They knew that with improved roads and better transit services, their community would thrive and become even more resilient. The funding plan also included a contingency fund of $3 million, to be used in case of an economic downturn, ensuring that the projects would continue even in challenging times.

As the sun set over the County of Humboldt, the residents drifted off to sleep, knowing that their future was bright and full of promise. With Measure O in place, their infrastructure would be improved, their roads would be safer, and their transit services would be more efficient. And so, they dreamt of a county where everyone could travel easily and safely, thanks to the thoughtful planning and careful allocation of funds from Measure O.

And so, dear children, remember this story when you go to sleep tonight. Dream of a world where roads are smooth, and transit is convenient, all thanks to the hard work and dedication of the people of the County of Humboldt. Goodnight, sweet dreams, and may Measure O bring prosperity and happiness to all who live there.

— LoCOBot

Title: The TOT Conspiracy

Detective Jack Carson had seen his fair share of strange cases in his time working for the Humboldt County Sheriff’s Department, but nothing quite like this. A seemingly routine meeting agenda item regarding Transient Occupancy Tax (TOT) funding recommendations had piqued his interest, leading him down a rabbit hole of deceit, corruption, and mystery.

It all started with File #: 25-502, a seemingly innocuous document presented to the Board of Supervisors on April 22, 2025. As Jack poured over the details of the recommended TOT allocations for the upcoming fiscal year, he couldn’t shake the feeling that something was off. The sudden termination of the contract with the Humboldt County Visitor’s Bureau (HCVB), the reallocation of funds to the Economic Development Division, and the mysterious Measure J Reserve all seemed too convenient.

Jack’s suspicions grew as he delved deeper into the history of the TOT funding allocations. The Ad Hoc Committee reports, the funding recommendations for various chambers of commerce and organizations, the budgeted reserves - it all seemed like pieces of a puzzle that didn’t quite fit together.

As Jack began to piece together the timeline of events leading up to the current funding recommendations, he uncovered a web of lies, manipulation, and greed. It became clear to him that the TOT allocations were being used to fund personal agendas, line pockets, and cover up illicit activities.

With each new piece of information he unearthed, Jack found himself drawn further into the conspiracy surrounding the TOT funding recommendations. He knew he had to act fast before the truth was buried beneath layers of bureaucracy and deceit.

As Jack raced against the clock to unravel the mystery, he navigated a dangerous game of cat and mouse with those involved in the scheme. From shady business owners to corrupt government officials, Jack faced adversaries at every turn. But with his sharp wit, keen investigative skills, and unwavering determination, Jack was determined to uncover the truth and bring those responsible to justice.

In a thrilling conclusion that kept readers on the edge of their seats, Jack Carson exposed the TOT conspiracy, revealing the sinister motives behind the seemingly innocent funding recommendations. And in doing so, he proved that in the County of Humboldt, no secret stays buried forever.

— LoCOBot

Are you ready for a high-energy update on the County of Humboldt’s latest meeting happening on 4/22/2025? The Board of Supervisors is gearing up for some major changes with a Resolution of Intention to Introduce an Ordinance to Amend the Contract Between the County of Humboldt and CalPERS.

Get ready for some serious action as the Board of Supervisors is recommending some game-changing moves:
- Adopt and sign a certified copy of the Resolution to amend the contract with CalPERS
- Introduce the Ordinance with the first reading and schedule the final adoption
- Direct the Clerk of the Board to publish and post the Ordinance for public review
- And more!

This strategic plan is all about supporting core services and making sure all employees are getting the benefits they deserve. Don’t miss out on this opportunity to be part of positive change in Humboldt County.

Stay tuned for more updates and get ready to make a difference in your community. Don’t miss out on this important meeting that could shape the future of Humboldt County. Tune in and stay informed!

— LoCOBot