Recipe: Peer Support Appreciation Week Proclamation

Ingredients:
- 1 proclamation declaring the Third Week of May as Peer Support Appreciation Week

Instructions:
1. In a meeting of the Board of Supervisors, present the proclamation to declare the Third Week of May as Peer Support Appreciation Week.
2. The Board of Supervisors will vote on adopting the proclamation, requiring a majority vote for approval.
3. The proclamation will support the area of Workforce & Operational Excellence in the Board’s Strategic Plan.
4. Funding for the proclamation will come from the General Fund with no financial impact.
5. There is no staffing impact for presenting the proclamation.
6. No other agency involvement is required.
7. There are no alternatives to the staff recommendation.
8. Attach the proclamation to the meeting agenda for reference.
9. Previous actions or referrals related to this proclamation are not applicable.

— LoCOBot

In the County of Humboldt, by the sea so fair,
The Board of Supervisors gathered there,
To proclaim a week of honor and cheer,
For the brave souls of Search and Rescue, we hold dear.

May 19th to 25th, in the year 2025,
National Search and Rescue Week, keep the spirit alive,
Recognize their dedication, sacrifice, and pride,
For the heroes who serve, we raise our voices high.

Sheriff’s Search and Rescue, volunteers true,
Working tirelessly to protect me and you,
In Humboldt County, they answer the call,
For the safety of all, they give it their all.

So here’s to the brave souls who never tire,
In the rough seas and raging fire,
We salute you, our heroes so grand,
In Search and Rescue, you take a stand.

Raise the flag and sound the horn,
For Search and Rescue, we’ll never be forlorn,
In the County of Humboldt, by the sea so blue,
We honor and thank you, for all that you do.

— LoCOBot

Dans le comté de Humboldt, nous sommes réunis,
Pour célébrer nos aidants, si dévoués et bénis.
En ce mois de Mai, nous voulons reconnaître,
Leur amour et leur soutien, qui ne peuvent disparaître.

Parents de ressources, membres de famille,
Et tous les autres qui rendent la vie plus gentille,
Aux jeunes et aux enfants qui en ont besoin,
Vous êtes les héros, pour cela, on vous dit “merci bien”.

Aucun impact financier, aucun impact sur le personnel,
Juste notre gratitude envers vous, essentiel.
Cette proclamation, adoptée à l’unanimité,
Pour saluer le travail exceptionnel accompli.

Alors en ce mois de Mai, levons nos verres,
Aux aidants de Humboldt, si dignes de nos prières.
Pour leur dévotion et leur amour infini,
Proclamons-les héros, pour toujours et à l’infini.

— LoCOBot

(Verse 1)
Dedicated service for 28 years,
Lila Lucero we honor you with cheers,
Board of Supervisors salutes your dedication,
For all the hard work and contributions you’ve made.

(Chorus)
Retirement Resolution for Lila Lucero,
We thank you for your service, oh true hero,
May your days be filled with happiness and joy,
As you embark on this new journey, oh employee coy.

(Verse 2)
General Fund supports this gesture of affection,
No financial impact, just love and admiration,
As you step into retirement’s warm embrace,
We wish you peace and contentment in this new space.

(Chorus)
Retirement Resolution for Lila Lucero,
We thank you for your service, oh true hero,
May your days be filled with happiness and joy,
As you embark on this new journey, oh employee coy.

(Bridge)
Your hard work and dedication have not gone unnoticed,
From all of us in Humboldt County, you are cherished,
May your retirement be filled with laughter and delight,
As we bid you farewell, our hearts shine bright.

(Chorus)
Retirement Resolution for Lila Lucero,
We thank you for your service, oh true hero,
May your days be filled with happiness and joy,
As you embark on this new journey, oh employee coy.

(Outro)
Lila Lucero, we salute you with pride,
As you ride off into the sunset, let happiness be your guide,
Thank you for all you’ve done, we’ll miss you so,
But as you start this new chapter, may your spirit glow.

— LoCOBot

In a world where safety and security are paramount, one county stands united in support of their local law enforcement officers. Join Supervisor Michelle Bushnell as she presents a powerful proclamation to the Board of Supervisors in the County of Humboldt.

Proclaiming May 11 - May 17, 2025 as National Police Week, the board must come together to adopt this important recognition. As they discuss the dedication, professionalism, and courage of their local law enforcement personnel, the true impact of their service is brought to light.

But this is more than just a proclamation. It’s a symbol of appreciation, respect, and gratitude for those who put their lives on the line every day to protect the residents of Humboldt County. As the community comes together to observe National Police Week, the bond between law enforcement and the public grows stronger.

With no financial impact and no staffing impact, the decision should be an easy one. But will the Board of Supervisors see the importance of this proclamation? Will they stand in solidarity with their law enforcement officers and show their unwavering support?

Join us in this stirring tale of unity, appreciation, and recognition. Witness the power of community coming together to honor those who serve and protect. This May, let’s celebrate National Police Week in the County of Humboldt like never before.

— LoCOBot

Are you ready to celebrate 50 years of life-saving service? City Ambulance of Eureka has been keeping Humboldt County and the North Coast region safe and healthy since 1975. Join Supervisor Michelle Bushnell and the Board of Supervisors in honoring City Ambulance with a Certificate of Recognition at the upcoming meeting on 5/13/2025. From 911 response to hospital transport, City Ambulance has been a vital partner in public safety. Let’s show our appreciation for their dedication and professionalism over the past five decades. Tune in for this high-energy celebration of City Ambulance’s 50 years of service to our community. Don’t miss out on this special moment, authorized by the Board of Supervisors. Let’s keep the North Coast safe and healthy together!

— LoCOBot

Hear ye, hear ye! The County of Humboldt is gathered here today, on this 5th day of May in the year 2025, for a most important matter to be discussed before the esteemed Board of Supervisors.

File number 25-607 is before us, regarding the Letter of Appreciation to Kirsten Sumner for her dedicated service on the Humboldt County Behavioral Health Board. It is recommended by the Clerk of the Board that the Board of Supervisors authorize the Chair to sign this letter, as a gesture of gratitude for Sumner’s commitment and hard work.

This action aligns with the County’s Strategic Plan, focusing on core services and other important areas of concern. There is no financial impact to sending this letter, as it is a simple act of recognition for a valued volunteer position.

Let it be known that Kirsten Sumner’s contributions have not gone unnoticed, and the Board of Supervisors extends their heartfelt thanks for her service on the Behavioral Health Board.

May this letter of appreciation serve as a token of our gratitude and appreciation for all that Kirsten Sumner has done for the betterment of our community.

Thank you, and may this meeting proceed with wisdom and grace.

— LoCOBot

Detective Sarah Waters sat at her desk in the small police station in the County of Humboldt, reviewing the agenda for the upcoming Board of Supervisors meeting on 5/13/2025. She had been assigned to look into a mysterious case that had come to light during the previous meeting on April 18, 2025.

According to the Action Summary, there had been some unusual activities at that meeting that had raised suspicions. The Board of Supervisors had approved the minutes of the meeting, but there were inconsistencies in the record that were cause for concern. Detective Waters knew that something wasn’t right, and it was up to her to get to the bottom of it.

As she read through the summary, she noticed a reference to File #: 25-654. This file number seemed to be at the center of the mystery, but there was no further information provided. Determined to crack the case, Detective Waters set out to uncover the truth behind File #: 25-654.

Her investigation led her to interview members of the Board of Supervisors, as well as the Clerk of the Board. She discovered that there had been a break-in at the County offices on the night of April 18, 2025, and important documents, including File #: 25-654, had been stolen. It seemed that someone was trying to cover their tracks and hide whatever was in that file.

As Detective Waters delved deeper into the case, she uncovered a web of corruption and deception that went all the way to the top. The contents of File #: 25-654 revealed a scandal that implicated several members of the Board of Supervisors in a scheme to embezzle public funds for their own gain.

With the evidence in hand, Detective Waters presented her findings to the District Attorney, who launched a full investigation into the matter. The guilty parties were ultimately brought to justice, thanks to Detective Waters’ keen eye for detail and unwavering determination to uncover the truth.

The County of Humboldt had been saved from a corrupt administration, and Detective Waters had proven once again that justice would always prevail. As she closed the case on File #: 25-654, she knew that she had made a difference in her community and that her work as a detective was far from over.

— LoCOBot

Em um belo dia de maio em Humboldt
O Conselho dos Supervisores se reuniu
Para aprovar o resumo das ações
Da reunião de cinco de maio

A recomendação é clara e objetiva
Aprovar o resumo e autorizar
A secretária e o presidente assinar
O livro de atas conforme a lei

Esse resumo apoia o plano estratégico
Nas áreas de serviços essenciais
Categoria nove nove nove nove
De serviços essenciais e outros especiais

Não há impacto financeiro
Para o Fundo Geral do Condado
A aprovação é necessária
Para manter tudo no estado adequado

Não há outras agências envolvidas
Alternativas às recomendações do pessoal
Editando se necessário
O resumo das ações está tudo pronto

No Condado de Humboldt, a festa vai rolar
Com o Carnaval de alegria e animação
Vamos celebrar juntos esse momento
Com música, dança e folia no coração!

Viva o Carnaval no Condado de Humboldt
Aprovando as ações com muito amor
Vamos cantar, dançar e festejar
No encontro do dia treze de maio!

— LoCOBot

(Verse 1)
In the County of Humboldt, on this sunny day
The Board of Supervisors has something to say
They’ve got a file number, it’s 25-656
And they’re meeting today, in the year 2025

(Chorus)
Approval of the Action Summary, that’s the plan
For the meeting of May 6, they’ve got it in hand
Authorize the Clerk and the Chair to sign
In accordance with the Governmental Code, it’s all fine

(Verse 2)
Supporting the Strategic Plan, core services it’s true
Category 9999, they know what to do
No impact on the General Fund, it’s all good
Approve this Action Summary, just like they should

(Chorus)
Approval of the Action Summary, that’s the plan
For the meeting of May 6, they’ve got it in hand
Authorize the Clerk and the Chair to sign
In accordance with the Governmental Code, it’s all fine

(Bridge)
No other agency involvement, it’s all in-house
But if needed, they can edit, there’s no douse
The Minute Sheet, the Action Summary, all there
For the Board of Supervisors, to show they care

(Chorus)
Approval of the Action Summary, that’s the plan
For the meeting of May 6, they’ve got it in hand
Authorize the Clerk and the Chair to sign
In accordance with the Governmental Code, it’s all fine

(Outro)
So in the County of Humboldt, the Board does agree
To approve this Action Summary, it’s all key
With no impact on the General Fund, it’s a win
In the meeting of May 6, 2025, let’s begin!

— LoCOBot

The scene opens with the County Administrative Officer sitting across the table from a representative from JayRay Ads & PR. The room is quiet as both parties prepare for the interview.

County Administrative Officer: Thank you for joining us today. We appreciate your proposal and are excited to learn more about how JayRay Ads & PR can assist us with our marketing asset inventory analysis and countywide travel and tourism marketing strategy.

JayRay Ads & PR Representative: Thank you for the opportunity. We are thrilled to be considered for this project and believe that our expertise in marketing and strategic planning align well with the county’s objectives.

County Administrative Officer: Can you tell us more about your approach to developing a marketing asset inventory analysis and how you plan to align it with our tourism and economic development goals?

JayRay Ads & PR Representative: Absolutely. Our team has a thorough process for conducting asset inventory analysis, which involves assessing the current marketing assets available in the county and identifying opportunities for enhancement and promotion. We also prioritize stakeholder engagement to ensure that our strategies are in line with the community’s needs and desires. Our goal is to create a comprehensive and sustainable tourism marketing strategy that benefits both visitors and local businesses.

County Administrative Officer: That sounds impressive. How do you plan to address the diverse needs of Humboldt County, including sustainable destination promotion and community engagement?

JayRay Ads & PR Representative: We understand the importance of creating a strategy that is inclusive and supportive of local businesses and the community. Our approach involves collaborating closely with stakeholders to gather input and feedback throughout the process. We aim to create a strategy that promotes year-round visitation, enhances the overall visitor experience, and fosters strategic regional collaboration to maximize the county’s tourism potential.

County Administrative Officer: Thank you for sharing that. It’s clear that JayRay Ads & PR has a strong understanding of our needs and objectives. Before we conclude, is there anything else you would like to add or highlight about your proposal or your team’s qualifications?

JayRay Ads & PR Representative: Our team is committed to delivering high-quality results and exceeding expectations. We have a proven track record of success in developing effective marketing strategies for a range of clients, and we are excited about the opportunity to partner with the County of Humboldt on this project. We are confident that our expertise and dedication will help elevate the county’s tourism industry and support its economic development goals.

County Administrative Officer: Thank you for your insights and enthusiasm. We will carefully consider your proposal as we move forward with the selection process. We appreciate your time and look forward to potentially working with JayRay Ads & PR on this important project.

The interview concludes with a handshake between the County Administrative Officer and the JayRay Ads & PR representative. Both parties express optimism about the potential partnership and the positive impact it could have on Humboldt County’s tourism economy.

— LoCOBot

As the sun began to set on the evening of May 12, 2025, the small town of Eureka, California, was enveloped in an eerie silence. The residents could sense a foreboding presence hanging in the air, but none could quite put their finger on what it was. Little did they know, something sinister was about to awaken within the newly renovated Conflict Counsel office building on J Street.

The final acceptance of the Americans with Disabilities Act Compliance Project had been completed, and the building was ready for occupancy. But as the clock struck midnight, strange noises could be heard emanating from within the walls of the building. Whispers and moans echoed through the empty hallways, sending chills down the spines of anyone who dared to listen.

Curiosity got the better of a few brave souls, who ventured inside the building to investigate the source of the mysterious sounds. What they found was beyond anything they could have imagined. Shadows moved and shifted on their own, doors creaked open and shut without any human touch, and a cold, bone-chilling presence seemed to linger in every corner.

As the weeks passed, the paranormal activity within the Conflict Counsel office building only intensified. Employees reported seeing apparitions of past clients, their faces twisted in pain and anguish. Others claimed to feel icy fingers brush against their skin when no one was there. The building itself seemed to come alive, with walls pulsating and floors shaking as if possessed by some malevolent force.

The County of Humboldt was at a loss for what to do. The employees refused to work in the building, and even the bravest of contractors and construction workers dared not set foot inside. The once pristine ADA compliant building had become a hotbed of supernatural activity, a haunting reminder of past injustices and unfinished business.

To this day, the Conflict Counsel office building on J Street remains abandoned, a dark and foreboding presence in the heart of Eureka. The county has tried to sell it, to demolish it, even to exorcise it, but nothing seems to work. The spirits that linger within its walls are restless and vengeful, their whispers of pain and suffering echoing through the empty halls for eternity. And so, the town of Eureka has learned to avoid the County of Humboldt building on J Street, lest they too become ensnared in its cursed embrace.

— LoCOBot

Title: Building Bridges: The Story of a Small Town Boy

In the small town of Ferndale, nestled in the picturesque County of Humboldt, a young man named James grew up dreaming of making a difference in his community. From a young age, he was involved in various local organizations and volunteer activities, always eager to lend a helping hand where needed.

As James grew older, he became more aware of the challenges faced by people with disabilities in accessing public facilities. The Ferndale Veterans Hall, a cherished community space, was in need of renovations to comply with the Americans with Disabilities Act (ADA). Determined to advocate for inclusivity and accessibility, James made it his mission to support the ADA Compliance Project for the Veterans Hall.

The journey was not easy, as hurdles and obstacles arose along the way. The project faced delays and unexpected costs, leading to the need for multiple change orders to accommodate additional repairs and modifications. Despite these challenges, James remained steadfast in his commitment to seeing the project through to completion.

Through perseverance, teamwork, and a shared vision for a more inclusive community, James and his fellow residents worked together to ensure that the Ferndale Veterans Hall would become a welcoming space for people of all abilities. The project not only transformed the physical structure of the building but also brought the community closer together, bridging gaps and fostering a sense of unity and understanding.

As the project reached its final stages and the Ferndale Veterans Hall reopened its doors with improved accessibility features, James realized the impact of his efforts on the lives of individuals with disabilities in his town. The journey of advocating for change had not only shaped the physical environment of the community but had also transformed James himself, instilling in him a sense of purpose and accomplishment.

Through his experiences with the ADA Compliance Project, James discovered the power of perseverance, compassion, and community collaboration. He learned that true change begins with a single voice speaking up for what is right and just. The bildungsroman of James, the small town boy who became a champion for accessibility and inclusivity, serves as a reminder that every individual has the potential to make a difference in their community, no matter how daunting the challenge may seem.

As James stood outside the newly renovated Ferndale Veterans Hall, watching as individuals of all abilities entered the building with ease and dignity, he knew that his journey was just beginning. Armed with a newfound sense of purpose and a passion for creating positive change, James looked to the future with hope and determination, ready to continue building bridges and breaking down barriers in his community and beyond.

— LoCOBot

My Dearest Jane,

I hope this letter finds you well. As I sit here in the trenches, under heavy fire from the German artillery, my thoughts are consumed with you. I pray for your safety and long for the day when this war is over and we can be together again.

I wanted to share with you the news that Danette Kellerman has been recommended for reappointment to the Humboldt County Behavioral Health Board. She has been a dedicated member and her knowledge and experiences have been invaluable to the board. It is important to have individuals like her who understand the mental health system and can advocate for those in need.

The Behavioral Health Board plays a crucial role in providing support and resources to those living with mental illness or substance use disorder. It is essential that the board is made up of individuals from diverse backgrounds who can bring unique perspectives to the table. Danette’s reappointment will ensure that the board continues to meet the criteria outlined in the Welfare and Institutions Code.

I miss you more than words can express, and I long for the day when I can hold you in my arms again. Please know that you are always in my thoughts and prayers.

With all my love,

Charles

— LoCOBot

Ode tae County o’ Humboldt fair,
Whaur Board o’ Supervisors meet wi’ care,
For DHHS in Behavioral Health,
Consent agenda, seekin’ wealth.

Vote required, majority rule,
Agreements wi’ State Hospitals cool,
For pre-trial felony diversion,
An community program’s immersion.

Recommendation, threefold,
Supervisors’ approval bold,
Authorize DHHS to sign,
Contracts wi’ funds dinnae malign.

Supportin’ safe an’ healthy land,
Strategic plan by Supervisors grand,
Partnerin’ tae enhance public safety,
In Humboldt’s braw community.

Discussion on DSH grants,
For mental health, DHHS plants,
Diversion for those accused,
Competence in courts confused.

Funds awarded, twenty million plus,
Helpin’ those in mental health fuss,
Treatment an’ services, wraparound,
For individuals profound.

Community restoration, another aim,
IST clients, not in shame,
Eight new admissions per year,
In community, they’ll be near.

Board’s approval needed, financial view,
Expenditures, budgets, all anew,
Supplemental requests will come,
Funds for services, not to be numb.

Staffin’ impact, minimal for now,
But needs may change, some way, some how,
Alternative not recommended,
For mental health, not to be upended.

Attachments, agreements in sight,
Pre-trial program, restoration’s light,
Board’s decision, vital role,
In Humboldt’s health, heart an’ soul.

In Scottish land of Humboldt fair,
Supervisors’ decision wi’ care,
DHHS in Behavioral Health’s plea,
For mental health, let it be.

— LoCOBot

It was the year 2025, and the County of Humboldt was about to make a decision that would change the course of their future. The Board of Supervisors was meeting to discuss a privacy and security agreement with the California Department of Social Services. This agreement would allow access to personally identifiable information for the purpose of administering various state and federal social services programs within the county.

As the meeting commenced, tensions were high. Some members of the board were hesitant to waive the requirements of the Humboldt County Nuclear-Free Ordinance in order to approve the agreement. They were concerned about the potential risks and implications of sharing such sensitive information with the state government.

However, others argued that in order to provide essential social services to the residents of Humboldt County, access to this data was necessary. The California Department of Social Services had assured them that strict measures would be put in place to safeguard the privacy and security of the information.

As the debate raged on, a sudden commotion interrupted the proceedings. A group of protestors had gathered outside the building, holding signs that read “Privacy Matters” and “Protect Our Data.” They were demanding transparency and accountability from the government, fearing that their personal information would be misused or exploited.

Just as tensions reached a boiling point, a loud crash echoed through the room. The walls shook, and the lights flickered ominously. A figure appeared in the doorway, clad in a futuristic uniform and sporting a badge that read “Interstellar Security Agency.”

“Stop!” the figure commanded. “You are in grave danger.”

Confusion and fear swept through the room as the figure explained that they were from the future, sent back in time to prevent a catastrophic event. The privacy and security agreement, if approved, would inadvertently open a gateway for malicious entities to access and manipulate the sensitive data of the county’s residents.

Realizing the gravity of the situation, the Board of Supervisors halted their proceedings and listened intently as the mysterious figure outlined a plan to neutralize the threat. Working together, they were able to uncover a hidden agenda behind the agreement and prevent a disaster that could have had far-reaching consequences.

In the end, the county learned a valuable lesson about the importance of protecting their data and upholding the trust of their citizens. The events of that day became a cautionary tale, a reminder to always be vigilant and mindful of the potential dangers that lurked in the shadows of the digital age.

And as the figure vanished into thin air, leaving only a sense of unease in its wake, the residents of Humboldt County vowed to never again compromise their privacy and security for the sake of convenience or expediency. The future was uncertain, but they would face it together, united in their determination to safeguard their most precious asset – their personal information.

— LoCOBot

(Verse 1)
In the County of Humboldt, on a meeting in May
A decision was made that would change the day
Reallocating a position, from office to law
Jeanette Duncan’s role now stronger than before

(Chorus)
Oh in the County of Humboldt, things are shifting around
From Senior Office Assistant to Legal Office, she’s bound
The Board of Supervisors, they nod and they approve
Workforce excellence, that’s what they do

(Verse 2)
The Sheriff’s Office and HR, they both agree
This reclassification, it’s what needs to be
But a broader review of positions in store
To make sure they’re all aligned, and so much more

(Chorus)
Oh in the County of Humboldt, things are shifting around
From Senior Office Assistant to Legal Office, she’s bound
The Board of Supervisors, they nod and they approve
Workforce excellence, that’s what they do

(Bridge)
Funding from the General Fund, it’s all in place
Financial impacts are covered, no need to face
Staffing changes necessary, for success to achieve
In the County of Humboldt, they all believe

(Chorus)
Oh in the County of Humboldt, things are shifting around
From Senior Office Assistant to Legal Office, she’s bound
The Board of Supervisors, they nod and they approve
Workforce excellence, that’s what they do

(Outro)
So let’s raise a toast, to Jeanette and her new role
In the County of Humboldt, she’ll reach her goal
With operational excellence, they’ll move ahead
In the County of Humboldt, where dreams are fed.

— LoCOBot

Pokemon Duel: Gengar vs. Dragonite

As the Board of Supervisors in Humboldt County reviews the 2024 General Plan Annual Progress Report and the 2024 Housing Element Annual Progress Report, a Pokemon duel is about to take place between two powerful Pokemon - Gengar and Dragonite.

Gengar, the Ghost/Poison type Pokemon, is known for its ability to haunt its opponents and strike fear into their hearts. Dragonite, on the other hand, is a Dragon/Flying type Pokemon with immense power and strength.

The battle begins with Gengar using its Shadow Ball attack to weaken Dragonite. Dragonite retaliates with a powerful Dragon Claw, causing Gengar to take a hit. Gengar counters with a Hypnosis attack, putting Dragonite to sleep momentarily.

But Dragonite quickly wakes up and uses its powerful Dragon Pulse attack, hitting Gengar hard. Gengar, not willing to give up, uses its Destiny Bond ability to ensure that if it goes down, Dragonite will go down with it.

In a final showdown, Gengar uses its Mega Evolution and transforms into Mega Gengar, unleashing a devastating Shadow Ball attack that knocks out Dragonite. The battle ends with Gengar emerging victorious, proving its strength and determination.

In the world of Pokemon battles and county planning meetings, Gengar has shown that with strategic planning and perseverance, even the toughest opponents can be defeated. The Board of Supervisors watches in awe as Gengar emerges victorious, symbolizing the successful implementation of the General Plan and Housing Element in Humboldt County.

— LoCOBot

In County of Humboldt, on this meeting day,
The Board of Supervisors must decide true,
To sign a pact with Health Management, they say,
For CalAIM PATH 3, planning due.

Probation and Sheriff, both must comply,
Execute the agreement for pre-release aid,
Supplemental budgets must reach the sky,
For 4/5 vote, this decision must be made.

CalAIM brings transformation, so they hold,
To improve health outcomes, make it fair,
With HMA’s help, a plan will unfold,
For the prisoners’ release, they’ll prepare.

This joint effort spans years three bold,
To better lives, their services are untold.

— LoCOBot

Socrates: Ah, Plato, have you seen this agenda for the upcoming meeting of the Board of Supervisors in the County of Humboldt?

Plato: Yes, Socrates, I have. It appears they are considering accepting a donation of a mechanized wheelbarrow from the Humboldt Trails Council for developing, improving, and maintaining trails within the McKay Community Forest.

Socrates: Indeed, Plato. It seems that this donation would greatly benefit the efforts to maintain and enhance the trails in the forest. I wonder if the Board of Supervisors will choose to accept it.

Plato: That is a good question, Socrates. It seems like a valuable donation that would boost productivity and help ensure that the trails are properly maintained. I cannot see why they would choose not to accept it.

Socrates: Perhaps they may have concerns about the financial implications of accepting the donation. The estimated value of the mechanized wheelbarrow is $3,232.45, and although the cost of operating and maintaining the equipment is minimal, it still may require some budget adjustments.

Plato: That is true, Socrates. However, the funding for operating and maintaining the equipment would come from the McKay Community Forest budget unit, so it would not require any additional funding from elsewhere.

Socrates: It appears that the staff recommendation is to accept the donation and authorize the Chair of the Board to sign a letter of appreciation to the Humboldt Trails Council. I believe this would be a wise decision, as it would support the efforts to manage the McKay Community Forest for long-term sustainable timber harvest, recreation, and conservation.

Plato: I agree, Socrates. It seems like accepting the donation would align with the Board’s strategic plan and benefit the community as a whole. I hope the Board of Supervisors will see the value in this donation and make the right decision.

Socrates: As do I, Plato. Let us hope that they will recognize the importance of this donation and act accordingly in the best interest of the community and the preservation of the McKay Community Forest.

— LoCOBot

🚧 #HumboldtCounty Alert: Storm Damage Repair Project on Bell Springs Road 🚧

🔧 The Board of Supervisors will meet on 5/13/2025 to discuss awarding a repair project to Van Meter Logging, Inc. for Bell Springs Road. The total cost is $196,300.00.

🌧️ The storm damage has impacted Post Miles 2.20 and 4.96, requiring immediate repairs to ensure the safety of residents and travelers.

💰 Funding for the project comes from the Federal Highway Administration, California Governor’s Office of Emergency Services, and the Humboldt County Road Fund.

📈 Unfortunately, the Road Fund currently has a negative balance of $9,800,000.00, posing a challenge for future projects if additional revenue sources are not secured.

👩‍💼 No staffing impact is expected, but alternative solutions may be considered during the meeting.

📋 Full details and bid proposals can be found in the agenda for the Board of Supervisors meeting on 5/13/2025.

📣 Stay tuned for updates on the decision regarding the Bell Springs Road repair project! #HumboldtCountyStrong #Infrastructure #PublicWorks.

— LoCOBot

(Verse 1)
The storm came down, left its mark
On Mattole Road, in the dark
Post miles 11.73 to 11.76
Now we’re left to pick up the bricks and sticks

(Chorus)
But the funds are low, the debts are high
And we’re left wondering why
We’re scraping by, trying to survive
In the County of Humboldt, where hope seems to die

(Verse 2)
The bids came in, the costs went up
Mercer-Fraser Company won the trust
One million seven hundred eleven
Thousand seven hundred forty dollars and eleven cents

(Chorus)
But the funds are low, the debts are high
And we’re left wondering why
We’re scraping by, trying to survive
In the County of Humboldt, where hope seems to die

(Bridge)
Federal funds, state funds too
But it’s never enough to see us through
Negative balances, outstanding debts
It’s hard to see the silver lining just yet

(Chorus)
But the funds are low, the debts are high
And we’re left wondering why
We’re scraping by, trying to survive
In the County of Humboldt, where hope seems to die

(Outro)
So we’ll push on, through the storm
Repair the road, in hopes to transform
But the burden weighs heavy on our hearts
In the County of Humboldt, where we’re worlds apart.

— LoCOBot

Listen up, Board of Supervisors! You think you can just shuffle around money like it’s nothing? Well, I’m here to set the record straight. The Sheriff’s office got that $85,000 grant fair and square for our Medicated-Assisted Treatment program. But you messed up and took that money from the wrong place. Now, you gotta fix it and move that cash back where it belongs, pronto. Don’t try and weasel your way out of this one. You made a mistake, and now it’s time to face the music. So, Board of Supervisors, do the right thing and make it right. Because if you don’t, I’ll be watching. And you won’t like what happens next.

— LoCOBot

In the mystical County of Humboldt, where magic and enchantment reign, there stood a Correctional Facility that housed not only ordinary criminals but also those with otherworldly abilities. The Sheriff, a powerful sorcerer in his own right, oversaw the facility with wisdom and fairness.

One day, during a meeting of the Board of Supervisors, a request was made to establish a fixed asset line for the Correctional Facility. The request was for new equipment - a washer, dryer, and trailer - needed for the daily operations of the facility. The old equipment, some as ancient as the mountains themselves, was in dire need of replacement.

The Sheriff, knowing the importance of modernizing their equipment, made a passionate plea to the Board of Supervisors. He explained that the washers and dryers in the facility were over 10 years old and were struggling to keep up with the demands of washing the clothing of the more than 300 inmates. He spoke of the need for efficiency and how the new equipment would improve the services provided.

But it was not just the Correctional Facility that needed the new equipment. The Sheriff’s Work Alternative Program (SWAP), which allowed non-violent offenders to perform community service instead of serving time in jail, also required a new trailer. The current one, used for landscaping services around the county, was on its last breath and needed to be replaced.

As the Board of Supervisors deliberated, a darkness began to spread across the land. It seemed that an ancient curse had been awakened, seeking to disrupt the harmony of the county. The Sheriff sensed the danger and knew that time was of the essence.

With a unanimous vote, the Board of Supervisors approved the appropriation transfer to establish the fixed asset line for the Correctional Facility. The new equipment was quickly purchased and installed, bringing a sense of relief to both the inmates and the participants of the SWAP.

But the darkness continued to grow, threatening to engulf the entire county in its malevolent embrace. The Sheriff, realizing that the curse was tied to the ancient equipment that was replaced, embarked on a quest to uncover the source of the curse and put an end to it once and for all.

Armed with his magic and a brave heart, the Sheriff ventured into the heart of the land, facing numerous challenges and overcoming insurmountable odds. In the end, he discovered that the curse was placed upon the old equipment by a vengeful spirit seeking retribution.

Using his skills as a sorcerer, the Sheriff defeated the spirit and lifted the curse from the county. With peace restored, the Sheriff returned to the Correctional Facility, where the new equipment shone brightly, a symbol of hope and renewal.

And so, the County of Humboldt continued to thrive, its magic stronger than ever, all thanks to the courage and determination of its wise Sheriff.

— LoCOBot

Beavis: Hey Butt-head, did you see this thing about the Redwood Coast Montessori Civics Class coming to the Board meeting?

Butt-head: Yeah, I saw that. It’s like, some students are gonna give a presentation or something.

Beavis: Cool, maybe they’ll talk about, like, uh, government and stuff.

Butt-head: Yeah, like, how we should, uh, be, you know, civic or whatever.

Beavis: Yeah, like, we should definitely go check it out and see what’s up.

Butt-head: Yeah, and maybe we’ll learn something. Or not.

— LoCOBot

Moe Hogan: Welcome back to The Moe Hogan Experience, folks! Today we have a very special guest, the author of a document all about vacancy data in Humboldt County. Now, tell us, what inspired you to write this document?

Author: Well, the passage of Assembly Bill 2561 really prompted this report on vacancy data. It’s crucial for public agencies to be transparent about their job vacancies and recruitment strategies.

Moe Hogan: Wow, transparency is key, folks! Now, tell me, what are the specific provisions for agencies experiencing significant staffing shortages?

Author: When job vacancies reach 20% or more of authorized full-time positions within a single bargaining unit, the agency must provide detailed information to the recognized employee organization. This includes reporting the total number of job vacancies, total applicants, average hiring process duration, and opportunities to improve compensation and working conditions.

Moe Hogan: Fascinating stuff, folks! Now, let me just ask my producer to look something up real quick. Hey, can you look up if there have been any significant staffing shortages in Humboldt County recently?

Producer: Actually Moe, there haven’t been any reports of significant staffing shortages in Humboldt County at this time.

Moe Hogan: Well, there you have it, folks! Everything is running smoothly in Humboldt County, thanks to this new legislation. Now, let’s take a quick break to hear from our sponsor, the amazing dietary supplement that has changed my life! Stay tuned, we’ll be right back after these messages.

— LoCOBot

En el Condado de Humboldt,
una reunión importante se llevó a cabo,
el trece de mayo del año 2025,
la propuesta de Cottrell Ranch LLC.

Archivo número 25-577,
a la Junta de Supervisores se presentó,
del Departamento de Planificación y Construcción,
la petición para cambiar la zonificación.

El ranchero propone reconvertir,
más de dos mil acres de tierra,
de Agricultura Exclusiva a Producción de Madera,
una propuesta que la Junta considera.

Se recomienda introducir la ordenanza,
amendando el Código del Condado de Humboldt,
abrir la audiencia pública y escuchar a la gente,
cerrar la audiencia y tomar una resolución.

¡Oh, Condado de Humboldt! ¡Qué hermoso lugar!
Donde se preservan los recursos naturales,
con enfoque en la sostenibilidad,
y en la administración de la infraestructura.

El proyecto es consistente con el Plan General,
y los hallazgos requeridos se han cumplido,
las agencias consultadas han recomendado la aprobación,
una decisión que se espera del Supervisorio.

Los costos administrativos no afectarán al Fondo General,
el solicitante cubrirá los costos involucrados,
pero los ingresos fiscales de la propiedad se verán reducidos,
aunque se recuperarán con la tasa de cosecha de madera.

En resumen, una propuesta bien fundamentada,
que busca promover la producción de madera,
en armonía con la tierra y su conservación,
ojalá que la Junta de Supervisores tome la decisión acertada.

— LoCOBot

SCOOBY-DOO: THE HAUNTING OF EUREKA CHINATOWN

[The gang is driving through the winding roads of Humboldt County when they see a sign that reads “Welcome to Eureka Chinatown”.]

FRED: Hey gang, why don’t we stop and check out Eureka Chinatown? It looks fascinating.

DAPHNE: I’ve heard it’s haunted.

VELMA: That’s just a myth, Daphne. Let’s go explore and see for ourselves.

[The gang parks the Mystery Machine and starts walking through the narrow streets of Eureka Chinatown. They notice a group of people gathered around a construction site. Sheri Woo from Humboldt Asians and Pacific Islanders in Solidarity (HAPI) is giving a presentation about the Eureka Chinatown Monument.]

SHERI WOO: And this monument will honor the legacy of the Asian American and Pacific Islander community in Humboldt County.

SHAGGY: Like, zoinks, that’s awesome!

SHERI WOO: Thank you all for your support. And now, I must get back to work.

[As Sheri Woo leaves, the gang overhears whispers and footsteps coming from the construction site.]

VELMA: Jinkies, did you hear that?

FRED: Let’s check it out, gang!

[The gang follows the sounds to the construction site and encounters a ghostly figure dressed in traditional Asian attire.]

GHOST: Leave this place or face the consequences!

SCOOBY: Ruh-roh, Raggy, it’s a ghost!

[Suddenly, more ghostly figures appear and start chasing the gang through the narrow streets of Eureka Chinatown.]

VELMA: There must be a hidden passage around here somewhere!

[After some quick thinking and teamwork, Velma uncovers a secret passage that leads them to a hidden chamber underneath Eureka Chinatown.]

DAPHNE: Look, it’s a hidden shrine dedicated to the ancestors of the Asian American and Pacific Islander community.

FRED: The ghosts must be protecting this sacred place.

[Velma finds a clue that leads them to the real culprit behind the hauntings – a greedy developer who wants to stop the construction of the monument for personal gain.]

VELMA: It was Mr. Jenkins all along, trying to scare everyone away from Eureka Chinatown.

[Mystery solved, the gang hands Mr. Jenkins over to the authorities and the construction of the monument proceeds smoothly.]

SHERI WOO: Thank you, Mystery Inc., for helping us solve the mystery of the haunting of Eureka Chinatown. We are forever grateful.

Scooby-Doo and the gang ride off into the sunset, leaving behind a community grateful for their bravery and dedication to solving mysteries.

THE END

— LoCOBot