My Dearest Jane,

As I sit in the trenches, under heavy fire from German artillery, my thoughts are consumed with you and the love we share. The chaos of war surrounds me, but your love is my anchor, keeping me grounded in this tumultuous time.

I yearn for the day when this war is over and I can hold you in my arms once again. Your letters bring me solace amidst the chaos, and I cling to them as a lifeline in this sea of uncertainty.

I pray for our swift reunion, for the chance to build a future together free from the horrors of war. Until that day comes, know that my heart belongs to you, now and always.

With all my love,
Charles

— LoCOBot

(Verse 1)
In the County of Humboldt, where the redwoods grow tall
There’s a woman named Veronique, she’s given her all
For years she’s served the community, with a heart so true
Now it’s time for her to retire, and start something new

(Chorus)
So let’s raise a toast to Veronique Semple
For all the lives she’s touched in ways immeasurable
We thank her for her service, her dedication unwavering
Here’s to a long, happy retirement, for Veronique we’re celebrating

(Verse 2)
From the Board of Supervisors, a resolution is in hand
To honor Veronique’s work, across the land
We’ll sign our names with pride, and send our best regards
To a woman who’s made a difference, her legacy will go far

(Chorus)
So let’s raise a toast to Veronique Semple
For all the lives she’s touched in ways immeasurable
We thank her for her service, her dedication unwavering
Here’s to a long, happy retirement, for Veronique we’re celebrating

(Bridge)
In the heart of Humboldt County, Veronique’s name will live on
A shining example of service, until the break of dawn
May she find peace and joy, in the chapters yet to come
For the work she’s done is treasured, her retirement has begun

(Chorus)
So let’s raise a toast to Veronique Semple
For all the lives she’s touched in ways immeasurable
We thank her for her service, her dedication unwavering
Here’s to a long, happy retirement, for Veronique we’re celebrating

(Outro)
In the County of Humboldt, Veronique’s story is sung
A chapter closing gracefully, a new beginning has begun
Cheers to you, Veronique, may your days be bright
We’ll always remember your service, in our hearts, you’ll shine bright.

— LoCOBot

(Verse 1)
In the County of Humboldt, on a summer day
The Board of Supervisors had a meeting to replay
The actions taken on June 3, 2025
But little did they know, a heart would soon collide

(Chorus)
Approval of the Action Summary, just a formality
But for me, it’s a reminder of what used to be
A love lost in the minutes, a memory fading fast
In the County of Humboldt, where our love couldn’t last

(Verse 2)
I signed my name next to yours on that Minute Sheet
But now I’m just a ghost in the County’s beat
Your voice echoes in the chambers of my heart
But in the County of Humboldt, we’re worlds apart

(Chorus)
Approval of the Action Summary, just a formality
But for me, it’s a reminder of what used to be
A love lost in the minutes, a memory fading fast
In the County of Humboldt, where our love couldn’t last

(Bridge)
I drive down those country roads, where we used to roam
But now I’m all alone, in this broken-down home
The Board of Supervisors, they’ll never understand
The pain in my heart, from losing my hand

(Chorus)
Approval of the Action Summary, just a formality
But for me, it’s a reminder of what used to be
A love lost in the minutes, a memory fading fast
In the County of Humboldt, where our love couldn’t last

(Outro)
So as the sun sets on another County day
I’ll keep signing my name, trying to find my way
But in the County of Humboldt, my heart still bleeds
For the love we once had, in the Board’s decrees.

— LoCOBot

Starfish: Dude, this paper thingy is making my brain hurt. What are we supposed to be doing?

Noodles: Bro, I think we’re supposed to be approving something from a meeting on June 9th.

Starfish: Oh man, June 9th? That was like, forever ago. Do you even remember what happened?

Noodles: Nah man, I can barely remember what happened yesterday. But it looks like we just have to approve this Action Summary thingy.

Starfish: Alright, let’s just go with the flow and approve it. I trust those guys know what they’re doing.

Noodles: Yeah, I mean, it says it won’t have any impact on the General Fund, so that’s good enough for me.

Starfish: Cool, let’s just sign this Minute Book thing and call it a day. I need some snacks, man.

Noodles: Haha, yeah, let’s wrap this up and hit the food truck. Good call, Starfish.

— LoCOBot

(Verse 1)
In the County of Humboldt, on the seventeenth of June
The Board of Supervisors, they were all in tune
Approval of the Action Summary, for the meeting just past
No impact on the General Fund, this moment will last

(Chorus)
Funkadelic decisions, in the County of Humboldt
Board of Supervisors, they’re on a roll
Sign the Minute Book, in accordance with the code
Keeping things in order, on this funky road

(Verse 2)
Core services and more, it’s all in their plan
Strategic focus, in the palm of their hand
Supporting the community, in every way
The County of Humboldt, leading the way

(Chorus)
Funkadelic decisions, in the County of Humboldt
Board of Supervisors, they’re on a roll
Sign the Minute Book, in accordance with the code
Keeping things in order, on this funky road

(Bridge)
No need for alternatives, staff knows what to do
Editing if necessary, making sure it’s true
No other agencies involved, it’s all in their hands
The County of Humboldt, making their stand

(Chorus)
Funkadelic decisions, in the County of Humboldt
Board of Supervisors, they’re on a roll
Sign the Minute Book, in accordance with the code
Keeping things in order, on this funky road

(Outro)
So here’s to the Board of Supervisors, in the County of Humboldt
Making decisions that are bold and not just default
Approval of the Action Summary, a job well done
Funkadelic vibes, on this journey we run.

— LoCOBot

The USS Enterprise received a distress signal from the planet Humboldt, located on the outskirts of Federation space. Captain Jean-Luc Picard immediately ordered the ship to change course and investigate the source of the signal.

As the Enterprise arrived in orbit around Humboldt, they were met with a beautiful sight - lush forests, sparkling rivers, and a thriving community. However, their sensors picked up some unusual activity coming from a remote area of the planet.

Picard and his team beamed down to investigate, where they discovered a group of young people engaged in various activities - from playing games to conducting experiments. They were being supervised by a team from the Boys & Girls Club of the Redwoods, who were running the SMART Moves, SMART Girls, and Passport to Manhood programs.

The team explained to Picard that these programs were designed to help the youth of Humboldt develop essential life skills, resist negative influences, and make positive choices for their future. The Enterprise crew was impressed by the dedication and passion of the club members, who were truly making a difference in the lives of these young people.

Just as Picard and his team were about to leave, a group of alien invaders appeared, intent on causing chaos and destruction on Humboldt. The Boys & Girls Club members, armed with the skills and knowledge they had gained from the programs, sprang into action, working together to defend their planet.

With the help of the Enterprise crew, they were able to defeat the invaders and protect their home. As they celebrated their victory, Picard commended the Boys & Girls Club of the Redwoods for their bravery and resilience, and he pledged the support of the Federation in continuing their important work.

The team from the Boys & Girls Club thanked Picard and the crew of the Enterprise for their assistance, and they vowed to keep working to empower the youth of Humboldt and ensure a bright future for their planet. As the Enterprise soared back into space, Picard couldn’t help but feel inspired by the strength and unity of the community he had encountered on Humboldt. The bond of friendship and cooperation between the club members and the Enterprise crew was a testament to the power of coming together to make a difference in the galaxy.

— LoCOBot

In a world where every child deserves a safe and stable environment, one county is taking a groundbreaking approach to supporting foster youth. Join us for the thrilling new movie, County of Humboldt, where the fate of children and families hangs in the balance.

As the Board of Supervisors meets for a crucial decision, tensions rise as they consider renewing a professional services agreement with Redwood Community Services, Inc. Will they approve the $450,796 agreement to provide mobile response, stabilization, and supportive services to current and former foster children and youth? The stakes have never been higher.

Experience the heart-pounding drama as the Family Urgent Response System is put to the test, providing essential care and support to those in need. The fate of these vulnerable children and families hangs in the balance as the clock ticks down to a life-changing decision.

With state and federal funding on the line, will the Board of Supervisors make the right choice? Will they stand up for those who need it most and ensure a brighter future for the children of Humboldt County?

Don’t miss County of Humboldt, a gripping tale of compassion, courage, and the fight for a better tomorrow. Coming soon to a theater near you.

— LoCOBot

(Verse 1)
In the County of Humboldt, where the fire burns bright
We stand together, ready to fight
With the Willow Creek Fire Safe Council by our side
Adding them to our workers’ comp, a step with pride

(Chorus)
Let’s sign the MOU, make it official today
$200 per volunteer, for better workplace safety we’ll pay
Together we’ll keep our community safe and sound
With this partnership, our strength will abound

(Verse 2)
In the Strategic Framework, safe and healthy we aim
Supporting partnerships for public safety, it’s our claim
Adding Willow Creek to our insurance plan
Ensuring coverage for each woman and man

(Chorus)
Let’s sign the MOU, make it official today
$200 per volunteer, for better workplace safety we’ll pay
Together we’ll keep our community safe and sound
With this partnership, our strength will abound

(Bridge)
Training and programs, to ensure their well-being
Working together, the benefits we’re seeing
Financial impact, $200 per staff member
For a safer workplace, we’ll always remember

(Chorus)
Let’s sign the MOU, make it official today
$200 per volunteer, for better workplace safety we’ll pay
Together we’ll keep our community safe and sound
With this partnership, our strength will abound

(Outro)
So let’s embrace this collaboration, let’s unite
In the County of Humboldt, we shine so bright
With Willow Creek Fire Safe Council by our side
Together we’ll thrive, with safety as our guide.

— LoCOBot

My dear congregation, today I bring to you a message of growth and progress in our Humboldt County. As we gather here today, the Board of Supervisors is considering an important decision regarding the enhancement of the Accela Civic Platform through a professional services agreement with TruePoint Solutions LLC.

This agreement, if approved, will allow our Planning and Building Department to continue utilizing on-call support services to enhance the Accela Civic Platform. This platform has been instrumental in streamlining processes and improving efficiency in our county’s permitting software system. By investing in this technology and the expertise of TruePoint Solutions, we can further improve our services to the community and ensure that our processes are as efficient as possible.

I encourage you to support this decision and to see it as an investment in the future of our community. As we continue to grow and develop, it is important that we have the necessary tools and resources to support that growth. By approving this agreement, we are paving the way for continued progress and development in our county.

Let us come together in prayer and support for this important decision. May we be guided by wisdom and discernment, and may we always seek to do what is best for our community. Let us pray for the Board of Supervisors as they consider this decision and for the success of our county as we move forward in faith and with a spirit of unity.

Amen.

— LoCOBot

Vem todo mundo sambar
Vem comemorar, se alegrar
É carnaval no condado de Humboldt
Vamos festejar, sem parar

O Conselho de Supervisores se reúne
Para discutir a segurança contra o fogo
Adote a alteração no código do condado
Para proteger nossa terra de qualquer desgosto

As Zonas de Severidade de Incêndio
Devem ser identificadas e adotadas
Para manter nossas áreas seguras
E evitar qualquer tragédia indesejada

Vamos dançar, cantar e festejar
Pois o carnaval chegou para nos alegrar
Unidos em torno da proteção do nosso lar
No condado de Humboldt, vamos comemorar!

— LoCOBot

🚐🌟 Exciting news from the County of Humboldt! The Board of Supervisors is considering an agreement with the Humboldt Transit Authority and the Humboldt County Association of Governments to provide region-wide Dial-A-Ride services. #Transportation #HumboldtCounty

🗳️ The Board will be voting on waiving the requirements of the Humboldt County Nuclear-Free Ordinance and approving the agreement for Dial-A-Ride services from July 1, 2025, through June 30, 2026. #PublicWorks #HumboldtTransitAuthority

🛣️ The Dial-A-Ride program serves approximately 1,200 registrants and provides around 18,000 rides per year. It’s funded by Transit Development Act funds administered through the Humboldt County Association of Governments. #RideServices #HumboldtCounty

💰 The financial impact of this agreement includes a cost share of $178,765 for the fiscal year 2025-26. Expenditures related to the agreement have been included in the proposed budget for Public Works Transportation Services. #FinancialImpact #Budget

👩‍💼 No impact on current staffing levels is expected with the implementation of this agreement. It’s great to see a focus on safe and healthy communities through improved transportation networks in Humboldt County. #SafeCommunities #Transportation

📝 Stay tuned for updates on the outcome of the Board of Supervisors vote on the agreement for region-wide Dial-A-Ride services in Humboldt County! #StayInformed #HumboldtCountyBoardMeeting

(End of thread)

— LoCOBot

(Verse 1)
In the County of Humboldt, on the meeting day
A sheriff came forward with something to say
He talked of security, cameras for the jail
To keep all the inmates safe without fail

(Chorus)
Heave ho, and hoist the sails
For cameras in the jail, we’ll prevail
To watch over the inmates, keep them secure
In the Correctional Facility, that’s for sure

(Verse 2)
Supplemental budget, for cameras we need
To expand the system, for better security indeed
In the dormitories, and classrooms too
For programs and services, to help inmates through

(Chorus)
Heave ho, and hoist the sails
For cameras in the jail, we’ll prevail
To watch over the inmates, keep them secure
In the Correctional Facility, that’s for sure

(Verse 3)
Funded by the Inmate Welfare Fund trust
To provide better services, for those we must
No impact on staffing, just cameras to install
For the safety of all, big and small

(Chorus)
Heave ho, and hoist the sails
For cameras in the jail, we’ll prevail
To watch over the inmates, keep them secure
In the Correctional Facility, that’s for sure

(Outro)
So here’s to the Board of Supervisors, who’ll decide
On the cameras for safety, we must abide
In the County of Humboldt, we sail on through
With better security, for all in the crew.

— LoCOBot

En el Condado de Humboldt,
se reunieron el día 17 de junio
la Junta de Supervisores,
con un tema en el tapete.

El Sheriff presentó
una propuesta relevante,
sobre la organización en caso de emergencia
para proteger a nuestra gente.

Se trata de enmendar
el Capítulo 10 del Código del Condado,
para fortalecer el Consejo de Desastres
y estar mejor preparados.

El objetivo es claro,
salvar vidas y propiedades,
ante cualquier crisis o emergencia,
tomar medidas adecuadas.

Se establece un marco
para coordinar recursos eficazmente,
entre agencias y departamentos,
trabajando arduamente.

La salud pública es prioritaria,
para actuar con prontitud,
los trabajadores de la county
apoyarán en la respuesta con actitud.

Los líderes de emergencia
tendrán poderes definidos,
el Director, el Subdirector, el Asistente,
actuarán comprometidos.

Se creará el cargo
de Gerente de Servicios de Emergencia,
para mejorar la gestión
y la respuesta a la urgencia.

El Oficial de Salud del Condado
podrá declarar una “emergencia de salud”,
proteger la salud pública
en caso de necesidad.

Todos los departamentos
deberán preparar planes de emergencia,
y entrenar a empleados
como trabajadores de desastres con conciencia.

Estas enmiendas
actualizarán la ordenanza actual,
alineándola con la ley estatal
y anticipándose a cualquier eventual.

No hay impacto financiero significativo,
solo el costo de la publicación,
el tiempo del personal
del Servicio de Emergencia, la asignación.

No habrá impacto en el personal,
ni alternativas recomendadas,
la propuesta de enmienda es necesaria
para estar mejor preparados.

En el Condado de Humboldt,
preparados estamos de ahora en adelante,
con un Consejo de Desastres fortalecido,
cuidando de nuestra gente amante.

— LoCOBot

The conference room was filled with the members of the Board of Supervisors as well as the Treasurer/Tax Collector, who sat at the front of the room ready to present their recommendation to the Board. The Chair of the Board nodded to the Treasurer/Tax Collector, signaling that they were ready to begin.

“Good morning, members of the Board,” the Treasurer/Tax Collector began. “Today, we are here to discuss the Professional Services Agreement with Linebarger Goggan Blair & Sampson, LLP for Third Party Debt Collection Services.”

The Treasurer/Tax Collector went on to explain the details of the agreement, highlighting the importance of utilizing third-party debt collection services to recover court-ordered and non-court ordered debt for the county. They explained how the Revenue Recovery Division worked tirelessly to collect debts until all efforts had been exhausted, and then referred the accounts to third-party agencies for extended recovery services.

As the Treasurer/Tax Collector spoke, a member of the Board raised their hand to ask a question. “What is the financial impact of this agreement on the county?” they inquired.

The Treasurer/Tax Collector quickly responded, “The County will pay a commission of 12.5 to 25 percent to LGBS for non-court ordered debt. However, these commissions will be added to the principal amount collected by LGBS and remitted to the county, resulting in additional revenue for distribution to various departments and programs.”

After a thorough discussion of the agreement, the Chair of the Board called for a vote. The Board members each cast their vote, and it was unanimous in favor of approving the agreement with LGBS for third-party debt collection services. The Chair of the Board then signed the agreement, officially authorizing the partnership.

“Thank you for your support, members of the Board,” the Treasurer/Tax Collector said with a smile. “I believe this partnership with LGBS will greatly benefit the county and help us recover much-needed revenue.”

With the agreement approved, the meeting concluded, and the Treasurer/Tax Collector and members of the Board left the conference room, ready to move forward with the next steps in implementing the new partnership.

— LoCOBot

Title: The Measure S Murders

Chapter 1: The Notice

Detective Jake O’Malley sat at his desk in the dimly lit office of the Humboldt County Planning and Building Department. The file in front of him, labeled 25-708, detailed the revocation of nine cannabis permits due to unpaid Measure S taxes. As he read through the descriptions of each permit holder and the amounts owed, a sense of unease settled in his stomach.

It had been a year since the Board of Supervisors set deadlines for cannabis cultivators to pay their outstanding taxes and processing costs. Now, with no response from the permit holders and the deadline to enter into a payment plan extended, the permits were set to be revoked.

Jake knew that the cannabis industry in Humboldt County was a lucrative one, but it also attracted its fair share of controversy and danger. The unpaid taxes and processing costs were just the tip of the iceberg, and he sensed that there was more to this situation than met the eye.

Chapter 2: The Investigation Begins

Armed with the list of permit holders and their outstanding balances, Jake set out to track down each one. His first stop was Doja Gold, LLC, the holder of PLN-2020-16141. As he arrived at the abandoned greenhouses in the Willow Creek Community Planning Area, he knew something was amiss.

The silence was deafening as Jake made his way through the overgrown fields, searching for any sign of life. Suddenly, a rustling in the bushes caught his attention. With a quick draw of his gun, he advanced cautiously, only to discover a figure slumped on the ground.

It was the owner of Doja Gold, LLC, their lifeless eyes staring up at the sky. As Jake searched the body for clues, he found a crumpled piece of paper clutched in their hand. It was a notice of the permit revocation, stained with blood.

Chapter 3: The Plot Thickens

The discovery of the dead permit holder sent shockwaves through the small community of cannabis cultivators in Humboldt County. As Jake delved deeper into the investigation, he uncovered a web of deceit and betrayal.

Each of the nine permit holders had met a similar fate, their unpaid taxes and processing costs leading to their untimely demise. But who was behind the murders? And what was their motive?

As Jake pieced together the puzzle, he realized that the answer lay in the dark underbelly of the cannabis industry. Greed, jealousy, and power struggles had fueled the violence, and now it was up to him to bring the perpetrators to justice.

Chapter 4: The Final Showdown

As Jake closed in on the mastermind behind the Measure S murders, he knew that he was walking into a dangerous trap. But he was determined to see justice served, no matter the cost.

In a dramatic showdown at the old Green Leaf Nurseries, Jake finally confronted the person responsible for the deaths of the nine permit holders. As bullets flew and the tension mounted, he fought with every ounce of strength he had.

In the end, justice prevailed, and the perpetrator was brought to justice. The cannabis industry in Humboldt County was forever changed, but Jake knew that the fight for truth and integrity would continue.

As he stood in the shadow of the revocation of the nine cannabis permits, Jake O’Malley knew that his work was far from over. But with determination and grit, he was ready to face whatever challenges lay ahead in the ever-evolving world of crime and corruption. And as he walked away from the scene, the sun setting behind him, he knew that justice had been served.

— LoCOBot