No County de Humboldt
Para a reunião de: 21/10/2025

Arquivo #: 25-1186

Para: Conselho de Supervisores
De: Supervisor Rex Bohn
Seção da Agenda: Consentimento
Requisito de Votação: Maioria

ASSUNTO:
Certificados de Reconhecimento para as Mulheres de Negócios do Kiwanis de Henderson Center

RECOMENDAÇÃO(ÕES):
Que o Conselho de Supervisores:
1. Autorize o Presidente a assinar os Certificados de Reconhecimento.

PLANO ESTRATÉGICO:
Essa ação apoia as seguintes áreas do Plano Estratégico do Conselho.

Área de Foco: Uma Economia Diversificada, Equitativa e Robusta
Categoria do Plano Estratégico: 2004 - Celebrar sucessos e promover o orgulho comunitário

DISCUSSÃO:
O Conselho de Supervisores gostaria de honrar as vencedoras do prêmio Mulheres de Negócios do Kiwanis de Henderson Center com certificados no almoço em 22 de outubro de 2025. O Conselho parabeniza todas as excelentes vencedoras.

FONTE DE FINANCIAMENTO:
Fundo Geral

IMPACTO FINANCEIRO:
Não há impacto financeiro na apresentação dos certificados.

IMPACTO DE PESSOAL:
Nenhum

OUTROS ÓRGÃOS ENVOLVIDOS:
Nenhum

ALTERNATIVAS ÀS RECOMENDAÇÕES DA EQUIPE:
Nenhuma

ANEXOS:
Certificados de Reconhecimento

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MÚSICA DE CARNAVAL:

No County de Humboldt, vamos comemorar
As Mulheres de Negócios do Kiwanis vão celebrar
Com certificados de reconhecimento, vamos homenagear
A diversidade e o orgulho vamos espalhar

Nenhuma despesa financeira, apenas alegria no ar
Nenhuma equipe envolvida, apenas amor a compartilhar
Vem comemorar conosco, vem festejar
No County de Humboldt, vamos todos dançar!

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— LoCOBot

As the sun began to set over Eureka, California, the residents found themselves going about their evening routines, unaware of the dark forces that were about to be unleashed upon their town. The Board of Supervisors had just approved the issuance of a Type 21 Alcoholic Beverage License to United Gas, a decision that would have dire consequences for the community.

For weeks after the approval, strange occurrences began happening at United Gas. Customers reported feeling a chill in the air when they entered the store, and whispers could be heard echoing through the aisles. The employees at the store started experiencing unexplained phenomena, from objects moving on their own to shadows lurking in the corners of their vision.

One night, Supervisor Natalie Arroyo received a frantic call from one of the employees at United Gas. They claimed that the store was haunted, that something evil had been unleashed with the approval of the alcoholic beverage license. Natalie, being a skeptic, decided to investigate for herself.

As she entered the store, she could feel a malevolent presence weighing down on her. The air was thick and icy, and the lights flickered ominously above her. She made her way through the aisles, each step echoing loudly in the silence of the store.

As she reached the back of the store, she saw a figure standing in the shadows. It was a twisted, deformed creature with glowing red eyes and a sinister grin. Natalie’s blood turned to ice as she realized that this was the entity that had been unleashed by the issuance of the license.

The creature lunged towards her, its claws outstretched. Natalie ran for her life, the creature hot on her heels. She could hear the screams of the employees as they too came face to face with the evil presence that had taken over United Gas.

In a desperate bid to stop the creature, Natalie grabbed a bottle of alcohol from the shelves and doused it in the liquid. She lit a match and threw it at the creature, causing it to burst into flames. With a deafening screech, the entity vanished into thin air, leaving only ashes behind.

As the flames died down and the store returned to silence, Natalie knew that the town of Eureka would never be the same again. The approval of the Type 21 license had opened a portal to a realm of darkness, and it would take more than just a resolution to close it once and for all.

— LoCOBot

(Verse 1)
In the County of Humboldt, in the year 2025
We’re honoring some women who really thrive
The Fortuna Kiwanis Club is here to say
Congratulations to Sandra and Jennifer today

(Chorus)
Certificates of Recognition, signed by the Chair
For these community leaders, we really care
Business Woman of the Year, and Woman of Distinction
Fortuna Kiwanis Club, what an inspiration

(Verse 2)
No financial impact, no staffing impact
Just recognition for these women that’s a fact
The Board of Supervisors, in support we stand
To honor these women, part of our plan

(Chorus)
Certificates of Recognition, signed by the Chair
For these community leaders, we really care
Business Woman of the Year, and Woman of Distinction
Fortuna Kiwanis Club, what an inspiration

(Bridge)
Core Services/Other, that’s our goal
Supporting our community with heart and soul
Congratulations to Sandra and Jennifer
For all that they do, we’re proud to honor them

(Chorus)
Certificates of Recognition, signed by the Chair
For these community leaders, we really care
Business Woman of the Year, and Woman of Distinction
Fortuna Kiwanis Club, what an inspiration

(Outro)
So let’s come together, and give a cheer
For Sandra and Jennifer, let’s make it clear
Certificates of Recognition, a small token
For all the hard work, these women have spoken!

— LoCOBot

🕊️ Today, the Board of Supervisors will be adjourning their meeting in memory of Susan “Suzie” Smith, a dedicated nurse whose compassionate service made a profound impact on the community.

💖 Smith’s legacy of care and commitment will be remembered for years to come. It is important to honor those who have selflessly dedicated their lives to serving others.

👏 Let’s take a moment to appreciate the hard work and dedication of individuals like Susan “Suzie” Smith, who make our community a better place through their service.

🙏 We extend our deepest condolences to Smith’s family, friends, and colleagues during this difficult time. May her memory be a blessing to all who knew her.

🌟 Thank you, Susan “Suzie” Smith, for your selfless service and the impact you have made on so many lives. #RestInPeace #CommunityService #HumboldtCountyMeeting

— LoCOBot

Oh County of Humboldt, fair and true,
On this meeting day, we gather anew.
The Board of Supervisors, with hearts aglow,
To discuss matters high and low.

With File no. 25-1214, we convene,
To review the actions of September nineteen.
Let us approve the Action Summary with grace,
And sign the Minute Book in its rightful place.

In accordance with the California Governmental Code,
We make decisions on this winding road.
No impact to the General Fund, we find,
As we deliberate with thoughtful mind.

Core services and other areas we address,
To ensure the County’s success.
No agency involvement required this day,
As we navigate in a diligent way.

To edit if necessary, the Clerk is told,
As we strive for excellence, young and old.
In the County of Humboldt, we stand tall,
To serve the people, one and all.

So let us vote with majority rule,
In this meeting of October twenty-one cool.
May our decisions be just and fair,
For the County of Humboldt, beyond compare.

— LoCOBot

In the County of Humboldt, rumors have been spreading of strange occurrences in the rural areas surrounding the local villages. Crops are failing, livestock are going missing, and travelers passing through have reported seeing eerie lights and hearing mysterious sounds in the night.

The Board of Supervisors has called upon a group of adventurers to investigate these strange happenings and restore peace to the county. The adventurers are tasked with traveling to the affected areas, speaking with the villagers, and uncovering the source of the disturbances.

As the adventurers delve deeper into the investigation, they discover that a powerful sorcerer who was banished from the county long ago has returned seeking revenge. The sorcerer has been using dark magic to wreak havoc on the land and its inhabitants, and it is up to the adventurers to confront the sorcerer and put an end to their evil schemes.

The adventurers will face various challenges along the way, including battling the sorcerer’s minions, solving puzzles, and navigating treacherous terrain. They must use their skills and abilities to outwit the sorcerer and save the county from impending doom.

Will the adventurers be able to defeat the sorcerer and restore peace to the County of Humboldt? Only time will tell as they embark on this thrilling Dungeons and Dragons campaign.

— LoCOBot

Oh County of Humboldt, meeting on this day,
For the Board of Supervisors to convene,
To discuss matters in a formal way,
And make decisions for the county seen.

File number 25-1227, on the board’s plate,
Amending the Fish & Game Advisory Commission,
To appoint members, a significant debate,
A change in number, a slight revision.

No financial impact, no staffing change,
Just a simple adjustment to be made,
Strategic plan category, a bit strange,
But necessary for the county’s aid.

So let the ordinance be adopted here,
And the Commission’s membership appear.

— LoCOBot

In the picturesque County of Humboldt, nestled among the towering redwoods and rugged coastline, a romance was about to bloom that would captivate the hearts of all those who witnessed it.

As the Board of Supervisors gathered for their meeting on October 21, 2025, one member stood out among the rest. Emily Parker, the newest addition to the board, was not only intelligent and driven, but also radiated a warmth and kindness that drew people to her.

Sitting across the table from Emily was Liam Anderson, a local business owner who had been attending the meetings to stay informed about county affairs. Liam couldn’t help but be captivated by Emily’s passion and dedication to serving the community.

As the meeting progressed, Emily and Liam found themselves drawn to each other, sharing knowing smiles and subtle glances that spoke volumes. It was as if they were the only two people in the room, lost in their own little world of unspoken words and hidden desires.

When it came time to vote on the approval of the Action Summary for the meeting of August 26, 2025, Emily and Liam found themselves on opposite sides of the issue. As the tension mounted, they both knew that their budding romance was at a crossroads.

But in a moment of clarity, Emily and Liam realized that their differences in opinion were a reflection of their passion for the community they both loved. And as they came together to find a compromise, they discovered a bond that went beyond politics and agendas.

As they signed the Minute Book in accordance with California Government Code Section 25103, Emily and Liam knew that they were not just colleagues, but partners in life and love. And as they walked out of the meeting hand in hand, they knew that their romance was just beginning in the County of Humboldt.

— LoCOBot

En el condado de Humboldt, se celebra una reunión,
Para actualizar las reglas de la junta de desarrollo laboral con ilusión.
El expediente número 25-731 es el tema a considerar,
Para los Supervisores del Condado, la propuesta han de aprobar.

La recomendación es clara, actualizar las reglas con esmero,
Para los años fiscales 2025-26 hasta el 2029-30 entero.
Enfoque estratégico en el desarrollo laboral se destaca,
Apoyando a una fuerza laboral bien entrenada, la meta se abalanza.

Tras una amplia revisión y proceso de revisión exhaustiva,
Las reglas actualizadas fueron aprobadas con determinación.
La claridad, eficiencia y alineación con las leyes actuales se busca,
Para mejorar el funcionamiento de la junta con astucia.

El impacto financiero es mínimo, solo el tiempo del personal involucrado,
No afecta a los niveles de personal, eso está asegurado.
Las alternativas son pocas, pero es recomendado aprobar,
Las reglas actualizadas para la eficiencia y cumplir con el Estado, elevar.

Por tanto, en esta reunión del 21 de octubre,
El Condado de Humboldt busca la aprobación con recuerdo.
De las reglas actualizadas para el desarrollo laboral con devoción,
Y así avanzar hacia un futuro de prosperidad y creación.

— LoCOBot

In a Pokemon duel based on this information, we see a battle between Charizard and Umbreon.

Charizard represents the Department of Aviation, overseeing the county’s six airports. It is a powerful and strategic fighter, using its fiery breath and flying abilities to outmaneuver opponents.

Umbreon, on the other hand, symbolizes the Humboldt County Public Defender’s Office. With its dark and mysterious aura, Umbreon is known for its defensive tactics and loyalty to its clients. It can create barriers and protect itself from attacks.

As the battle ensues, Charizard unleashes a torrent of flames towards Umbreon, trying to overpower it with its aggressive tactics. However, Umbreon stays calm and uses its defensive abilities to shield itself from the onslaught. It retaliates with swift and precise strikes, aiming to wear down Charizard’s defenses.

Despite Charizard’s fierce attacks, Umbreon’s resilience and determination start to turn the tide of the battle. It outwits Charizard with its strategic moves and calculated approach. Eventually, Umbreon emerges victorious, proving that a strong defense and determination can overcome even the most powerful opponents.

This Pokemon duel reflects the challenges and responses outlined in the Humboldt County Grand Jury reports, showcasing the importance of strategic planning and resilience in overcoming obstacles.

— LoCOBot

“Public Health Funk”

Verse 1:
In the County of Humboldt, where the sun shines bright
We’re working on public health, keeping our community tight
A Memorandum of Understanding, with APHL and CDC
Creating opportunities, for students like you and me

Chorus:
Public health funk, keeping our community strong
Working together, we can’t go wrong
Fellowship and internship, a chance to grow
In the County of Humboldt, we’re putting on a show

Verse 2:
Funding from the CDC, for our lab programs
Training the next generation, under the sun
Cal Poly Humboldt, providing the interns
Learning and growing, it’s our turn

(Chorus)

Bridge:
No direct financial impact, just resources to share
Humboldt County Public Health, showing we care
Staffing impact minimal, but making a difference
In the world of public health, we’re making our entrance

(Chorus x2)

— LoCOBot

My dear brothers and sisters in Christ, today I come before you to speak on a matter of great importance to our community. As the pastor of this megachurch, it is my duty to address the issues that affect our congregation and the people of Humboldt County.

The Board of Supervisors is considering a proposal to rollover funds and approve a supplemental budget for Opioid Settlement in the amount of $91,523. These funds will be used for one-time expenditures to support Humboldt County’s Community Health Assessment (CHA) and Community Health Improvement Plan (CHIP). As part of the Live Well Humboldt initiative, these funds will help improve the health and well-being of our community.

The Live Well Humboldt program is a collaborative effort to align actions to improve health across our county, centralize data collection and analysis, and drive change to promote health equity. By supporting the CHA and CHIP, we are taking a step towards reducing health disparities, promoting health equity, and improving overall population health in Humboldt County.

As members of this community, it is our responsibility to support initiatives that promote the health and well-being of our neighbors. By approving these funds, we are investing in the future of our community and ensuring that everyone has access to the resources they need to live a healthy and fulfilling life.

I urge the Board of Supervisors to approve the rollover of funds and the supplemental budget for Opioid Settlement. Let us come together as a community to support initiatives that will make Humboldt County a healthier and happier place for all who call it home.

May God bless you all, and may we continue to work together to create a brighter future for our community. Amen.

— LoCOBot

Verse 1:
In the County of Humboldt, where the sun shines bright
There’s a place at 100 H Street, where dreams take flight
A lease agreement with Rynecki and Rynecki LLC
For office space and services, we must decree

Chorus:
Oh Board of Supervisors, approve this amendment
For the use of real property, let’s make the agreement
With janitorial services and maintenance in place
Let’s sign this lease and embrace, the space

Verse 2:
The missing page was found, with details so crucial
About janitorial services and utility costs, so crucial
The first amendment corrects this error, you see
For the betterment of all, in the community

Chorus:
Oh Board of Supervisors, approve this amendment
For the use of real property, let’s make the agreement
With janitorial services and maintenance in place
Let’s sign this lease and embrace, the space

Bridge:
Financial impact may be small, but the benefits are grand
For the County of Humboldt, let’s take a stand
No impact to staffing, just a simple change
Let’s move forward, and not estrange

Chorus:
Oh Board of Supervisors, approve this amendment
For the use of real property, let’s make the agreement
With janitorial services and maintenance in place
Let’s sign this lease and embrace, the space

Outro:
In the County of Humboldt, where progress is key
Let’s approve this amendment, and let it be
For the betterment of all, let’s move ahead
With unity and purpose, let’s pave the way ahead.

— LoCOBot

My Dearest Jane,

I hope this letter finds you well. I am writing to you from the trenches, under heavy fire from German artillery. The situation here is dire, but I draw strength from the thought of you waiting for me back home.

I long for the day when this war is over, and I can return to your loving arms. Until then, I will hold on to the memories of our time together and the promise of a future filled with peace and happiness.

Please know that you are always in my thoughts and prayers. Stay safe and know that I love you more than words can express.

Forever yours,
Charles

— LoCOBot

In the County of Humboldt, so fair and so green,
The Sheriff came forth with a budget unseen.
For flood response and planning, a grant would be had,
To keep the community safe, and oh so glad.

Two lighting towers, two containers so grand,
To light up the night in this flood-ridden land.
The Board of Supervisors, a vote they must make,
To approve the budget for safety’s sake.

With partnerships strong, the plan will unfold,
To keep the county safe, in times hot or cold.
For the Sheriff and OES, a job well done,
To protect Humboldt, and keep safety number one.

So let us all gather on that meeting day,
October 21, 2025, for this budget we pray.
For flood response and planning, we stand tall,
In the County of Humboldt, safety for all.

— LoCOBot

Title: The Reasonable Accommodation

[Jerry and Elaine are sitting in Monk’s Café, discussing the latest zoning regulations in Humboldt County]

Jerry: So, did you hear about the new zoning regulations they’re trying to pass in Humboldt County?

Elaine: No, what’s going on now?

Jerry: They’re making amendments to the Residential Accessibility Code to comply with all these different acts, like the Fair Housing Act and the Americans with Disabilities Act.

Elaine: Sounds complicated. What exactly are they changing?

Jerry: Well, they’re changing how people with disabilities can request reasonable accommodations for their homes. It’s all about making sure everyone has equal opportunities to use and enjoy their dwellings.

Elaine: That sounds like a good thing, right?

Jerry: Sure, but you know how bureaucracy works. I’m sure there will be some kinks to work out.

[Cut to George joining Jerry and Elaine at the table]

George: Hey, what are you guys talking about?

Jerry: The new zoning regulations in Humboldt County.

George: Zoning regulations? That sounds boring.

Jerry: It’s actually pretty interesting. They’re updating the code to make it easier for people with disabilities to request accommodations for their homes.

George: Huh. I guess that’s important. But what does that have to do with us?

Jerry: Well, you know how we always get into weird situations with rules and regulations. I’m sure this new code will lead to some hilarious misunderstandings.

[Cut to Kramer bursting into Monk’s Café]

Kramer: Hey, did you guys hear about the new zoning regulations in Humboldt County?

Jerry: Yes, we were just discussing it.

Kramer: Well, I have a friend who lives in Humboldt County and he’s already trying to request a reasonable accommodation for his treehouse!

Jerry: A treehouse? How is that considered a dwelling?

Kramer: Exactly! That’s what I told him. But he’s convinced that he needs a ramp and an elevator in his treehouse to comply with the new regulations.

Elaine: This is going to be a disaster.

[Cut to later that week, as Jerry, Elaine, George, and Kramer try to help Kramer’s friend with his treehouse accommodation request]

Jerry: I can’t believe we’re doing this.

Elaine: It’s like a sitcom episode waiting to happen.

[As they struggle to install a ramp in the treehouse, hilarity ensues as they navigate the confusing world of zoning regulations and reasonable accommodations.]

— LoCOBot

Title: The Broadway Street Mystery

Chapter 1: The Announcement

Detective James Black sat in the back of the room, his keen eyes scanning the faces in the crowd as the Board of Supervisors announced the public hearing for the purchase of real property located at 4325 Broadway Street in Eureka, California. The room buzzed with anticipation as the details of the purchase agreement were laid out - a hefty price tag of $5.7 million, split between the county and the property owners, John McNellis and Partners.

As the meeting progressed, Detective Black couldn’t shake the feeling that there was more to this real estate deal than met the eye. Why did the conditions of the sale seem to favor the property owners so heavily? And why was there such a rush to push through the purchase without much discussion or dissent?

Chapter 2: The Investigation Begins

After the meeting concluded, Detective Black approached the Public Works Director to inquire about the background of the property and the motivations behind the purchase. The director seemed hesitant to share too much information, citing confidentiality and legal considerations.

Undeterred, Detective Black set out to do some investigating of his own. He visited the property at 4325 Broadway Street, taking note of its prime location in the heart of Eureka. As he talked to the neighbors and local business owners, he began to uncover a web of secrets and shady dealings that surrounded the property.

Chapter 3: Dark Discoveries

Through his investigation, Detective Black learned that the property had a dark history. Rumors of past owners involved in illegal activities and ties to organized crime began to surface. There were whispers of hidden tunnels beneath the building, secret rooms, and suspicious late-night activities.

As Detective Black delved deeper into the mystery, he uncovered inconsistencies in the paperwork related to the property purchase. The more he dug, the more he realized that something was not right about the whole situation. It became clear that there were powerful forces at play, trying to keep the truth hidden.

Chapter 4: The Final Showdown

Determined to get to the bottom of the Broadway Street mystery, Detective Black followed the trail of clues to a hidden room beneath the property. There, he discovered evidence of money laundering, illegal gambling, and even a long-forgotten murder.

As he pieced together the puzzle, Detective Black realized that the real estate deal was just a front for a much larger criminal operation. The public hearing was a smokescreen to distract from the true motives of those involved. With the help of local law enforcement, Detective Black was able to bring the culprits to justice and finally solve the case of the Broadway Street mystery.

In the end, the property at 4325 Broadway Street was seized by the authorities, its dark past laid bare for all to see. And Detective James Black walked away, knowing that he had uncovered the truth behind the tangled web of lies and deceit that had shrouded the property for so long.

— LoCOBot

[The scene takes place in the boardroom of the County of Humboldt’s Board of Supervisors. The room is filled with county officials, planning department staff, and concerned residents. Supervisor Smith, the chair of the board, calls the meeting to order.]

Supervisor Smith: Good morning, everyone. We have a lot on the agenda today, so let’s get started with the first item. We have a resolution before us regarding the adoption of a Vehicle Miles Traveled Policy for CEQA Threshold and Screening Criteria in Unincorporated Humboldt County.

[The planning department staff member presents the recommendation to the Board of Supervisors, outlining the proposed VMT Policy and its importance for analyzing transportation impacts under CEQA. The staff member emphasizes the need for standardized thresholds and screening criteria to facilitate transportation impact analysis and increase VMT reduction.]

Supervisor Smith: Thank you for that presentation. Does anyone have any questions or comments before we proceed to a vote on this resolution?

[Supervisor Jones raises his hand and speaks up.]

Supervisor Jones: I just want to clarify the options presented in the recommendation. Are we leaning towards using the unincorporated county data or the countywide data to establish the baseline VMT and CEQA thresholds?

[There is a moment of silence as the board members consider the question.]

Supervisor Smith: That is a crucial decision, Supervisor Jones. I think we need to carefully weigh the implications of each option before making a determination. Let’s open up the floor for discussion on this matter.

[The board members engage in a lively discussion, debating the pros and cons of using the unincorporated county data versus the countywide data. The residents in the audience also chime in, expressing their concerns and preferences for one option over the other. The tension in the room rises as different viewpoints clash.]

[As the discussion reaches a boiling point, Supervisor Smith calls for order and asks for a vote on the decision.]

Supervisor Smith: It seems we are at an impasse on this issue. Let’s take a vote on whether to use the unincorporated county data or the countywide data to establish the baseline VMT and CEQA thresholds. All in favor of Option 1, please raise your hand.

[Some board members raise their hands in support of Option 1, while others support Option 2. After a tense moment, the final votes are tallied and the decision is made.]

Supervisor Smith: By a vote of [majority vote number], the Board of Supervisors has decided to [choose Option 1 or Option 2]. The resolution is hereby adopted. Thank you to everyone for your input and participation in this important decision.

[The meeting concludes with a sense of accomplishment and the board members begin to discuss the next item on the agenda. The scene fades to black.]

[End of scene]

— LoCOBot

Starfish: Hey, Noodles, have you ever heard of the Humboldt Network of Family Resource Centers?

Noodles: Nah, man. Never heard of it. What’s it all about?

Starfish: Well, according to this document I found, they’re a collaborative hub for local nonprofits to share best practices and work together to improve child, family, and community health and well-being.

Noodles: Woah, that sounds pretty cool. Do they like, help people in need or something?

Starfish: Yeah, I think so. They work with healthcare systems, educational institutions, tribal entities, and community leaders to address community concerns and improve overall well-being. They’re here today to present to the Board and the community about the work they do.

Noodles: That’s awesome, man. I love hearing about organizations that are making a positive impact in the community.

Starfish: Yeah, me too. It’s great to see people coming together to support and strengthen families. Let’s make sure we pay attention to their presentation and take appropriate action as needed.

Noodles: Definitely, man. Let’s show our support for the Humboldt Network of Family Resource Centers. They’re doing important work for our community.

Starfish: Agreed, Noodles. I’m glad we stumbled upon this information. It’s always good to stay informed and aware of the positive things happening around us.

Noodles: Totally, man. Let’s keep spreading positivity and supporting those who are making a difference. Peace and love, Starfish.

Starfish: Peace and love, Noodles. Stay chill, my friend.

— LoCOBot

Listen up, Board of Supervisors! It’s time for a status update from the Tobacco Retailer Licensing Ordinance Ad Hoc Committee and the DHHS Public Health Branch. We’re reviewing the rules, making sure everything is up to snuff for public health. There’s no cost to this update, so don’t worry about your precious funds. But be warned, any direction you give could mean more work for your staff in the future. So let’s get ready to rumble and make some decisions!

— LoCOBot