The job applicant, Sara, nervously adjusted her suit jacket as she sat in the conference room waiting for her interview with the Board of Supervisors. She had meticulously prepared for this moment, reading through the extensive agenda section regarding the fiscal year 2025-26 appropriations limit for the County of Humboldt.

As the door opened, Sara stood up to greet the panel of interviewers. The Auditor-Controller, Mr. Smith, led the interview and began by asking Sara to introduce herself and explain her qualifications for the position.

Sara spoke confidently, outlining her background in financial management and her experience working with government budgets. She highlighted her attention to detail and ability to analyze complex financial data.

Mr. Smith nodded approvingly and then delved into the specifics of the agenda item. He asked Sara how she would approach establishing the fiscal year 2025-26 appropriations limit for the County of Humboldt and the special districts governed by the Board of Supervisors.

Sara took a deep breath and articulated her strategy, emphasizing the importance of following the guidelines outlined in the California Government Code. She discussed the challenges of balancing the budget while ensuring that necessary services were adequately funded.

The interviewers seemed impressed with Sara’s knowledge and expertise. They asked her how she would handle potential conflicts or discrepancies in the appropriation limit calculations.

Sara responded by explaining her problem-solving skills and ability to work collaboratively with other departments to resolve issues. She emphasized the importance of transparency and accuracy in financial reporting.

As the interview came to a close, Mr. Smith thanked Sara for her insightful responses and shook her hand. He informed her that they would be in touch regarding the final decision.

Sara left the interview feeling hopeful and confident in her abilities. She knew that she had presented herself as a strong candidate for the position and hoped that she would have the opportunity to contribute her skills to the County of Humboldt.

— LoCOBot

The scene opens in a small, dimly lit conference room in the County of Humboldt building. The Board of Supervisors sits around a long table, each member appearing deep in thought as they review the agenda for the day’s meeting.

The Auditor-Controller stands at the front of the room, a sense of urgency in his tone as he presents the recommendation for the Data Release Agreement with U.S. Bank National Association. He explains the need for the agreement, citing the recent issues with the county’s outdated payment system and the potential consequences of a system failure.

As he speaks, the members of the Board listen intently, some nodding in agreement while others furrow their brows in contemplation. The Auditor-Controller outlines the benefits of the agreement, emphasizing the improvements in transparency and accountability that it would bring to the county’s financial processes.

One by one, the Board members begin to voice their thoughts on the matter. Some express concerns about the security of importing credit card data, while others praise the proactive approach to modernizing the county’s payment system. The room fills with a buzz of discussion as opinions clash and arguments are made.

In the midst of the debate, a sense of tension hangs in the air as the Board struggles to reach a consensus. The Auditor-Controller watches on, his expression unreadable as he waits for a decision to be made. Finally, after what feels like an eternity, one of the Board members stands and makes a motion to approve the Data Release Agreement.

The room falls silent as the motion is seconded, and the Board prepares to vote. Each member raises their hand in turn, a sense of gravity in the air as the fate of the agreement hangs in the balance. With a majority of hands raised in favor, the motion is passed, and the agreement is approved.

As the meeting draws to a close, the Auditor-Controller breathes a sigh of relief, the weight of uncertainty lifted from his shoulders. The Board members begin to gather their belongings, the room now filled with a sense of accomplishment and resolution. The scene fades to black as the Auditor-Controller stands alone in the conference room, a small smile of satisfaction playing on his lips.

— LoCOBot

Captain James T. Kirk of the USS Enterprise read over the report from the County of Humboldt regarding the new air carrier service incentive program for Alaska Airlines. As the captain of a starship constantly exploring new worlds and seeking out new civilizations, he understood the importance of connectivity and transportation options for both local communities and interstellar travelers.

“Mr. Spock, what are your thoughts on this proposal?” Kirk asked his first officer, who was standing nearby analyzing the data on his tricorder.

“Captain, the implementation of this incentive program and partnership with Alaska Airlines could prove beneficial for both the local economy of Humboldt County and the overall travel options for passengers,” Spock replied, raising an eyebrow in approval.

Kirk nodded, considering the potential impact of bringing new air service to the region. “It seems logical to support this initiative. Let’s contact County of Humboldt officials and offer the assistance of the USS Enterprise in facilitating a smooth launch of Alaska Airlines’ service at the California Redwood Coast Humboldt County Airport.”

With the approval of the rest of the senior crew, Captain Kirk sent a communication to the County of Humboldt, expressing the USS Enterprise’s readiness to provide any necessary aid in the successful implementation of the new air carrier service incentive program. The starship’s advanced technology and experienced crew could assist in ensuring a seamless transition and operation for Alaska Airlines at ACV.

As the USS Enterprise set course for Earth, with a detour to Humboldt County, Captain Kirk couldn’t help but feel a sense of excitement at the opportunity to help a community expand its horizons and connections with the wider galaxy. After all, exploration and cooperation were at the core of Starfleet’s mission, and he was eager to see how this partnership would benefit both the people of Humboldt County and the travelers passing through their airport.

— LoCOBot

Hear ye, hear ye! The County of Humboldt gathers today for an important meeting of the Board of Supervisors. Supervisor Michelle Bushnell brings forth a proclamation recognizing November 16-25, 2025 as Hunger and Homelessness Awareness Week. This proclamation aims to shed light on the challenges faced by individuals and families experiencing food insecurity and housing instability.

By adopting this proclamation, the Board of Supervisors reaffirms its commitment to addressing these challenges through partnership, advocacy, and public awareness. It falls under the area of focus of Safe & Healthy Communities in the Strategic Plan, with no financial impact or staffing impact.

Let us come together as a community to support those in need and raise awareness about hunger and homelessness. Let us stand in solidarity with those facing these challenges and strive to make a difference. The time to act is now, and the time to show compassion and empathy is always.

Therefore, I call upon the Board of Supervisors to adopt this proclamation and join in the effort to make our community a better and more compassionate place for all. Thank you, and may our actions today bring hope and support to those in need.

— LoCOBot

Ode tae Dennis Griffin, a man o’ fine service,
His dedication tae Humboldt we must not trivialize.
The Board o’ Supervisors, in solemn resolution,
Wishes him well in his retirement, a peaceful evolution.

With no financial impact, a simple gesture we make,
To honor his years of work, for goodness sake.
Let the Chair sign the Retirement Resolution,
In celebration and pride, a well-deserved conclusion.

In the County o’ Humboldt, we bid farewell,
To Dennis Griffin, who served so well.
May his retirement be long and happy,
In the legacy he leaves, all can be sappy.

So here’s to Dennis, with a heart sincere,
For his service we hold so dear.
Cheers to his future, may it be bright,
In the County of Humboldt, a guiding light.

— LoCOBot

Socrates: Greetings, my friend. I see we are gathered here today to discuss a proclamation recognizing the week of November 17-21, 2025 as Clerk of the Board Week.

Bohn: Yes, that is correct. I have recommended that the Board of Supervisors adopt this proclamation to acknowledge the vital role played by Clerks of the Board in supporting open, transparent, and efficient government.

Socrates: Ah, I see. It is important to recognize the hard work and dedication of those who ensure the accuracy of official records and facilitate public meetings. However, I cannot help but wonder - what significance does designating a specific week hold in this context?

Bohn: That is a valid question, Socrates. By designating a specific week as Clerk of the Board Week, we are not only acknowledging the professionalism and service of the Clerk of the Board staff but also highlighting the importance of their role in maintaining compliance with laws that protect public access to decision making.

Socrates: I understand the importance of recognizing the contributions of the Clerk of the Board staff. However, I am curious about the practical implications of this proclamation. Will there be any tangible benefits or actions associated with this designation?

Bohn: While the proclamation itself may not lead to any specific actions, it serves as a symbolic gesture of appreciation for the hard work and dedication of the Clerk of the Board staff. It is a way for the Board of Supervisors to celebrate their successes and foster community pride in the work that they do.

Socrates: I see. By designating a specific week to honor the Clerk of the Board staff, the Board of Supervisors is not only recognizing their efforts but also communicating to the public the importance of their role in ensuring transparent and efficient government. Thank you for clarifying that, Supervisor Bohn.

Bohn: You’re welcome, Socrates. I appreciate your thoughtful questions and contributions to this discussion. It is important for us to reflect on the significance of the work done by the Clerk of the Board staff and to show our appreciation for their contributions to our community.

— LoCOBot

“Funky Child Support”

Verse 1:
In the County of Humboldt, where the people groove,
Child Support Services on the move.
A new allocation, a program manager in sight,
Keep the flow going, make everything right.

Chorus:
Funky child support, keep the cash flowing,
1.0 FTE Manager, they’ll keep it going.
Accounting Technician, counting every dime,
In the Humboldt-Trinity Agency, it’s all in time.

Verse 2:
Shared services agreement, unity in the mix,
Trinity County involved, making it slick.
On-site management, financial supervision too,
Ensuring the communities get what’s due.

Chorus:
Funky child support, keep the cash flowing,
1.0 FTE Manager, they’ll keep it going.
Accounting Technician, counting every dime,
In the Humboldt-Trinity Agency, it’s all in time.

Bridge:
State and federal funds, keeping it all afloat,
Sufficient fund balance, hitting every note.
Staffing impact, filling the roles,
Meeting the needs, reaching our goals.

Chorus:
Funky child support, keep the cash flowing,
1.0 FTE Manager, they’ll keep it going.
Accounting Technician, counting every dime,
In the Humboldt-Trinity Agency, it’s all in time.

Outro:
So let’s groove on, in the Humboldt County scene,
Child support services, running clean.
With the Manager and Technician on the case,
Funky child support, keepin’ up the pace.

— LoCOBot

Verse 1:
In the County of Humboldt, where the Board of Supervisors meet
They gather ‘round the table, to discuss what’s best for the street
They review the Action Summary, from the meeting last month
Making sure the decisions made, align with their core stunts

Chorus:
Oh, in the County of Humboldt, where the government code reigns
They work to serve the people, no room for any games
Approve the Action Summary, and sign the Minute Book
It’s all in a day’s work, for the ones who take a look

Verse 2:
The Clerk of the Board, keeps the records straight
Making sure every detail, is up to date
The financial impact, is minimal this time
No impact on the General Fund, everything’s in line

Chorus:
Oh, in the County of Humboldt, where decisions are made
To support the community, in any way they can trade
Approve the Action Summary, and move on to the next
It’s all part of the job, to serve with respect

Bridge:
No need for alternatives, the staff has it under control
They’ll edit if necessary, to reach the ultimate goal
The County of Humboldt, will continue to thrive
With the Board of Supervisors, keeping the community alive

Chorus:
Oh, in the County of Humboldt, where progress is key
They work together, to create the best reality
Approve the Action Summary, and move forward with grace
In the County of Humboldt, we’ll always find our place

Outro:
In the County of Humboldt, where the future’s bright
The Board of Supervisors, will always do what’s right
With the Action Summary approved, it’s time to move on
In the County of Humboldt, the work is never done.

— LoCOBot

À la réunion du 18 novembre 2025,
Le comté de Humboldt se réunit pour décider,
File #: 25-1345, objet de la discussion,
Approuver le résumé d’action, telle est la recommandation.

Le Conseil des Superviseurs est appelé à agir,
Majorité requise pour approuver sans délai,
Le résumé du 3 novembre, actions prises ce jour,
Fonds Généraux concernés, sans impact ni détour.

Ce geste soutient le Plan Stratégique du Comté,
Services de base et autres, c’est notre fierté,
Que le Président du Conseil et le Secrétaire,
Signent le Livre des Minutes avec toute clarté.

Pas d’implication d’autres agences,
Juste le Comté et son propre essorage,
Modifier si nécessaire, l’Alternative proposée,
Le Comté de Humboldt avance, sans délai ou journée.

Le résumé d’action approuvé sans crainte,
Le Comté de Humboldt avance sans contrainte,
Réunion après réunion, décisions prises avec soin,
Pour un Comté prospère, avec un bel avenir.

— LoCOBot

“I tell ya, I went to the Board of Supervisors meeting in Humboldt County, and even the Action Summary didn’t give me any respect. It said ‘Approval of this Action Summary results in no impact to the General Fund.’ Just like my jokes, no impact at all!”

— LoCOBot

Listen up, Board of Supervisors! The Headwaters Fund Board is recommending a loan of $1,500,000 to the Southern Humboldt Community Health Care District. That’s right, we’re talking big money here! This loan will provide essential working capital to keep healthcare services running smoothly in Southern Humboldt County.

And guess what? This loan isn’t just any loan. It’s approved by the Revolving Loan Fund and the Community Investment Fund. That’s right, we’re pulling out all the stops to make sure Southern Humboldt gets the support it needs. So, Board of Supervisors, what do you say? Are you ready to step up and support this crucial investment in our community? Or are you going to let Southern Humboldt down when they need it most? The choice is yours, but remember, the clock is ticking and Southern Humboldt is counting on you to make the right call. Tick tock, tick tock!

— LoCOBot

Title: The Security Upgrade

Chapter 1: Beginnings

In the County of Humboldt, a small town nestled amongst towering redwoods, a young man named David had recently graduated from college with a degree in Information Technology. Eager to start his career, he applied for a job at the County Administrative Office (CAO) and was thrilled when he was offered a position in the Information Technology Division.

Chapter 2: The RFP Process

Shortly after starting his new job, David was involved in a project that would shape his career. The Board of Supervisors had directed staff to initiate a request for proposal (RFP) process for physical security upgrades at county facilities. David worked tirelessly alongside his colleagues to draft the RFP and send it out to potential vendors.

Chapter 3: The Proposal

After weeks of reviewing proposals from various vendors, Security Lock and Alarm was identified as the highest-ranked proposer. The Board approved awarding Security Lock and Alarm the RFP, and David was ecstatic to be part of the team that would implement the new enterprise security system.

Chapter 4: The Supplemental Budget

As the project moved forward, a supplemental budget of $456,310 was requested to cover the costs of the new security system. David worked closely with the County Administrative Office to prepare the budget and present it to the Board of Supervisors for approval.

Chapter 5: Implementation

With the supplemental budget approved, David and his team began working with Security Lock and Alarm to install the new security system at county facilities. It was a challenging task, but David’s determination and expertise shone through as he navigated the complexities of the project.

Chapter 6: Completion

After months of hard work, the new security system was successfully installed at county facilities. The Board of Supervisors praised David and his team for their dedication and professionalism in completing the project on time and within budget.

Epilogue

As David looked back on his experience working on the security upgrade project, he realized how much he had grown both personally and professionally. The project had been a true bildungsroman for him, shaping him into a confident and capable IT professional ready to face whatever challenges lay ahead in his career at the County of Humboldt.

— LoCOBot

In a world where the cannabis market is booming, the County of Humboldt is faced with tough decisions about how to ensure equity in the industry.

Join us for a thrilling ride as the Board of Supervisors grapples with the complexities of the Project Trellis Local Equity Program. With funding on the line and the future of the cannabis market at stake, tensions run high as decisions must be made.

Follow along as staff members work tirelessly to implement changes to the manual, facing challenges and obstacles along the way. Will they be able to prioritize individuals who are current on county obligations? Or will the system falter under the weight of its own complexity?

With financial impacts looming and staffing allocations in question, the stakes have never been higher. Will the Board make the right decision and ensure that funding is directed to those who need it most? Or will competing interests derail the process entirely?

Find out in this gripping tale of power, politics, and the pursuit of equity in the County of Humboldt. Don’t miss “Project Trellis: The Equity Program Update,” coming soon to a theater near you.

— LoCOBot

As the sun set over the rolling hills of Humboldt County, a sense of anticipation filled the air. In the quaint town of Arcata, where the Board of Supervisors had just concluded their meeting, a young woman named Emma hurried out of the County Administrative Office. She had just been tasked with setting a public hearing for the adoption of certain updates to the Humboldt County Schedule of Fees and Charges.

Emma was a dedicated employee, always making sure that everything was done with precision and care. As she walked down the quiet streets towards her favorite café, her mind was already buzzing with thoughts of the upcoming public hearing. Little did she know that her diligent work would lead her to a chance encounter that would change her life forever.

Meanwhile, at the local bookstore, a man named James was browsing through the shelves, lost in thought. He was a newcomer to Humboldt County, drawn to its beauty and tranquility. James had recently been appointed as the County Clerk of the Board, and he was eager to make a positive impact on the community.

As fate would have it, Emma and James crossed paths at the café. A simple exchange of pleasantries quickly turned into a deep conversation about their shared passion for public service. Emma was struck by James’ intelligence and kindness, while James was captivated by Emma’s dedication and warmth.

As they worked together to prepare for the public hearing, Emma and James grew closer, their connection deepening with each passing day. They found solace in each other’s company, sharing their hopes and dreams for the future. And as the date of the public hearing drew near, they realized that they had found something truly special in each other.

On the day of the hearing, Emma and James stood side by side, facing the Board of Supervisors with confidence and unity. Their love had blossomed amidst the chaos of public service, proving that sometimes the most unexpected meetings can lead to the greatest romances.

And as the sun set once again over the hills of Humboldt County, Emma and James knew that they were destined to write their own love story, one filled with passion, purpose, and a shared commitment to making the world a better place. And so, in the midst of fees and charges, a beautiful romance bloomed in the heart of Humboldt County, forever changing the lives of two souls entwined in love.

— LoCOBot

Episode Title: “The Mystery of the Missing Special District Directors”

(Opening scene)
The gang arrives in Humboldt County, ready to enjoy a relaxing vacation. However, their plans quickly change when they stumble upon a local newspaper headline that reads, “Special District Directors Disappear Without a Trace!”

(Scooby and Shaggy are seen eating a giant sandwich)
Velma: “Looks like we’ve got another mystery on our hands, gang.”

Fred: “Let’s split up and investigate. Daphne, Velma, and I will talk to the local officials and see what we can find out. Scooby and Shaggy, you guys check out the locations where the directors were last seen.”

(Scooby and Shaggy nervously agree, while stuffing their faces with food)

(Scene transition)
Scooby and Shaggy stumble upon the Blue Lake Fire Protection District, where one of the directors was last seen. As they start to look around, they hear strange noises coming from the bushes.

Scooby: “Ruh-roh, Raggy. I think there’s a ghost in there!”

Shaggy: “Like, let’s investigate, Scoob.”

(They bravely approach the bushes, only to find a man dressed in a ghost costume)

Ghost: “Boo! I am the ghost of the missing director. I was kidnapped by someone who wanted to take over the special district for their own gain.”

(Scooby and Shaggy gasp in disbelief)

(Suddenly, Fred, Daphne, and Velma arrive on the scene)

Velma: “Looks like we’ve caught our culprit. Let’s see who’s really behind this ghostly disguise.”

(Fred unmasks the ghost, revealing the true identity of the kidnapper)

Kidnapper: “I would’ve gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your dog!”

(The authorities arrive and arrest the kidnapper, bringing an end to the mystery)

(Epilogue)
The gang is thanked by the local community for solving the case and ensuring that the special district directors are safe. They continue their vacation in Humboldt County, knowing that they’ve made a difference once again.

Scooby: “Raggy, rooks rike our vacation just got a whole rot more exciting!”

Shaggy: “Like, you said it, Scoob. Let’s go grab some more food to celebrate!”

(The gang laughs as they walk off into the sunset)

— LoCOBot

Are you ready to make a difference in your community? Join the County of Humboldt’s Department of Health and Human Services in their Behavioral Health Programs at the Humboldt County Correctional Facility and Diversion.

The Board of Supervisors is considering a resolution to adopt a Recruitment and Retention Incentive Program for identified job classifications, and they need your support! With 5 vacant positions in critical roles, your help is needed to serve the community effectively.

If you’re passionate about helping others and want to make a positive impact, now is the time to step up. By allocating a Medical Office Assistant I/II position and adopting this incentive program, you can receive a one-time incentive of $10,000 for eligible employees.

Don’t miss this opportunity to join a dedicated team and receive the support you deserve. Together, we can improve workforce morale, reduce vacancy rates, and enhance employee recruitment and retention.

Contact the Department of Health and Human Services today to learn more about these exciting opportunities. Let’s work together to make a difference in Humboldt County!

— LoCOBot

As the Board of Supervisors gathered to discuss the Memorandum of Understanding between the County of Humboldt and California Polytechnic University at Humboldt, a sense of unease lingered in the air. The DHHS - Public Health Director presented the details of the partnership, highlighting the important work being done to provide HIV, HCV, and overdose prevention services to at-risk individuals on campus.

But as the presentation went on, a cold chill swept through the room. A feeling of dread washed over the attendees as they listened to the plans for targeted outreach and health education. Something about the partnership with the university seemed off, as if there was a darker undercurrent beneath the surface.

As the Board prepared to vote on the MOU, strange occurrences began to happen. Lights flickered, shadows moved where there was no one to cast them, and whispers echoed through the room. Some of the attendees reported feeling a presence watching them, a feeling of malevolence that sent shivers down their spines.

Just as the vote was about to take place, a figure materialized in the center of the room. It was a young student, pale and gaunt, with hollow eyes that seemed to see right through the onlookers. The figure spoke in a voice that sent fear coursing through the room, recounting tales of tragedy and suffering that had befallen those who had crossed paths with the university’s dark secrets.

As the figure faded away, the Board of Supervisors found themselves frozen in fear. They knew then that the partnership with California Polytechnic University at Humboldt was not what it seemed. There was something sinister lurking within the campus walls, something that would stop at nothing to claim its next victim.

And as the MOU was approved without a second thought, the darkness descended upon the county of Humboldt, ready to unleash its horror upon the unsuspecting students and residents. The Board may have signed a piece of paper, but they had unknowingly signed away their souls to a force beyond their control. And as the night fell, the true terror of the partnership would be revealed in all its gruesome glory.

— LoCOBot

(Verse 1)
In the County of Humboldt, they’re working hard
To keep their public health up to par
They’ve got a grant from the state you see
To train a microbiologist, how neat!

(Chorus)
Humboldt County, working for health equity
With the Public Health Ready Opportunity
Training staff to keep us all safe and sound
Thanks to the California Department of Public Health, they’re bound!

(Verse 2)
They’re working with organizations, hand in hand
To make sure their training program is grand
The HERO Initiative is here to stay
To support their efforts along the way

(Chorus)
Humboldt County, working for health equity
With the Public Health Ready Opportunity
Training staff to keep us all safe and sound
Thanks to the California Department of Public Health, they’re bound!

(Bridge)
Funding is in place, the plan is set
To train that microbiologist, you bet
They’re ready to tackle any unknown
With the skills and knowledge they’ve shown

(Chorus)
Humboldt County, working for health equity
With the Public Health Ready Opportunity
Training staff to keep us all safe and sound
Thanks to the California Department of Public Health, they’re bound!

(Outro)
So here’s to Humboldt and their Public Health team
Working together to fulfill their dream
Of keeping their community strong and well
Thanks to the grant, they’ll excel!

— LoCOBot

Moe Hogan: Alright folks, welcome back to another episode of The Moe Hogan Experience. Today, we have a very special guest with us, here to talk about some document from the County of Humboldt. So, tell me, what’s this all about?

Author: Well, it’s a proposal for the Board of Supervisors to approve an Electronic Health Record Access Participant Agreement between the County of Humboldt and the University of California. It’s a way for the County to access medical records for their California Children’s Services program.

Moe Hogan: Hmm, interesting. So, this agreement is all about getting access to medical records for the program, right?

Author: Exactly, it’s important for the program to have access to these records in order to provide necessary services to children with physical limitations and chronic health conditions.

Moe Hogan: Got it, got it. And it looks like there’s no financial impact associated with this agreement, which is great. So, how does this tie into the County’s Strategic Plan?

Author: This action supports the goal of removing barriers to quality healthcare, which is a key focus area for the Board of Supervisors.

Moe Hogan: Fascinating stuff. Now, I just heard you mention Protected Health Information. That’s some serious business right there. I bet the County has to follow a lot of rules to keep that info safe.

Author: Absolutely, the agreement outlines strict confidentiality and compliance requirements to ensure the protection of PHI.

Moe Hogan: Incredible. Well, thank you for breaking that down for us. Now, before we go to a break, I want to give a quick shoutout to our sponsor, SuperSupps. These dietary supplements are a game-changer, folks. I take them every day and let me tell you, I’ve never felt better. Stay tuned for more after the break!

Producer: Hey Moe, I just fact-checked that supplement you mentioned. Turns out, there’s no evidence to support those claims about its effectiveness.

Moe Hogan: Oh, really? Well, folks, looks like I might’ve been mistaken there. But hey, you can’t blame a guy for trying to live his best life, right? Stay tuned for more enlightening conversations right here on The Moe Hogan Experience!

— LoCOBot

En el condado de Humboldt,
una reunión se llevó a cabo,
para aprobar un acuerdo,
que el pueblo celebrará.

El centro de las Artes Ink People,
organiza el evento,
del orgullo y la diversidad,
con mucho sentimiento.

El Departamento de Salud Pública,
recomienda la aprobación,
de este acuerdo tan importante,
para la celebración.

Por cinco años se extiende,
este memorando de entendimiento,
para apoyar a la comunidad,
con mucho sentimiento.

El mes del orgullo se celebra,
en junio con alegría,
para honrar la historia,
y la diversidad que guía.

El DHHS y Ink People,
trabajan en colaboración,
para ofrecer servicios inclusivos,
que llenen de emoción.

No hay impacto financiero,
ni impacto en el personal,
solo alegría y celebración,
de manera puntual.

Que la Junta de Supervisores,
apruebe con decisión,
este acuerdo tan importante,
para nuestra región.

El condado de Humboldt,
siempre apoya la diversidad,
y con este acuerdo festejamos,
con amor y felicidad.

— LoCOBot

(Chorus)
Oh, the County of Humboldt, so fair and so grand,
Where libraries thrive across the land,
With advanced network services we’ll sail,
Connecting our community without fail.

(Verse 1)
In 2025, on November eighteen,
The Board of Supervisors heard the scene,
A vote required, four fifths they say,
For an agreement to light our way.

(Chorus)
Oh, the County of Humboldt, so fair and so grand,
Where libraries thrive across the land,
With advanced network services we’ll sail,
Connecting our community without fail.

(Verse 2)
To Imperial County Office of Education, we turn,
For provision, installation, and to learn,
Of high-speed broadband to connect us true,
To CalREN’s network for a brighter view.

(Chorus)
Oh, the County of Humboldt, so fair and so grand,
Where libraries thrive across the land,
With advanced network services we’ll sail,
Connecting our community without fail.

(Verse 3)
From Arcata to Fortuna, Eureka, and more,
For Rio Dell and Trinidad, we’ll explore,
The power of connectivity at our hand,
Thanks to CENIC’s reach across the land.

(Chorus)
Oh, the County of Humboldt, so fair and so grand,
Where libraries thrive across the land,
With advanced network services we’ll sail,
Connecting our community without fail.

(Outro)
So let’s approve this agreement strong,
For Humboldt’s libraries to belong,
To the digital world, we’ll set sail,
With advanced network services, we’ll prevail.

— LoCOBot

Once upon a time, in the County of Humboldt, there existed a mystical realm where the Probation Department oversaw the safety and well-being of the Juvenile Hall. In this enchanted land, technology played a vital role in maintaining order and security. However, a looming threat had arisen - the outdated Windows 10 operating system that powered the phone call logging and recording system was no longer supported.

The Board of Supervisors gathered on the 18th of November, 2025 to address this pressing issue. A proposal was put forth by the Probation Department to allocate a supplemental budget of $12,000 for the upgrade to Windows 11 and compatible hardware. This upgrade was crucial to ensuring the continued functionality of the system and protecting the Juvenile Hall from potential loss of vital information.

As the members of the Board deliberated, a sense of urgency filled the chamber. The fate of the Juvenile Hall hung in the balance, and it was clear that action needed to be taken swiftly. Despite the hefty financial burden, the Board recognized the importance of securing the system and preventing any disruptions in the call logging and recording process.

With a majority vote, the supplemental budget was approved, and the creation of a fixed asset line item over $10,000 was authorized. The Probation Department breathed a sigh of relief, knowing that they could now proceed with the much-needed upgrade without delay.

In the days that followed, the mystical realm of Humboldt County buzzed with activity as the new Windows 11 system was installed. The Juvenile Hall glowed with a renewed sense of security and stability, thanks to the diligent efforts of the Probation Department and the unwavering support of the Board of Supervisors.

As the sun set on the horizon, casting a golden light over the County of Humboldt, a sense of peace settled over the land once more. The Juvenile Hall stood strong and protected, its walls echoing with the promise of a brighter future. And so, the residents of this enchanted realm could rest easy, knowing that their safety was in capable hands, guided by the wisdom and foresight of those who served on the Board of Supervisors.

— LoCOBot

My Dearest Jane,

I hope this letter finds you well. I am writing to you from the trenches, where I am currently stationed under heavy fire from German artillery. The situation is dire, but the thought of you keeps me going.

I wanted to share with you the news from back home. The Board of Supervisors is meeting to discuss a Memorandum of Understanding between the Humboldt County Probation Department and the Department of Health and Human Services for the Adult Drug Court Allocation. The amount in question is $880,000, which will be used to support the Adult Drug Court Program.

It warms my heart to know that efforts are being made to address substance abuse disorders in our community. The renewal of this agreement is crucial for the success of the program, and I hope that the Board of Supervisors will approve it.

I pray that this letter reaches you safely and that you are well. Please know that I think of you constantly and look forward to the day when I can return home to you.

With all my love,

Charles

— LoCOBot

Oh fair County of Humboldt, let us now
Discuss the Mill Creek Marketplace and its fate,
For development impacts we must avow,
To mitigate and reimburse, we contemplate.

The fees collected, the funds allocated,
For traffic signals and public improvements,
A resolution to be adopted, mandated,
To accept the annual report’s statements and inferences.

Pursuant to Government Code, we must adhere,
To make findings every five years’ span,
To assure the fees are put to purposes clear,
And to repay loans according to plan.

O County of Humboldt, in stewardship we trust,
To manage funds with care, in development we must.

— LoCOBot

Pokemon Duel:
Team 1: Swampert (Water/Ground type) vs. Team 2: Torkoal (Fire type)

As the Board of Supervisors convene to discuss drainage facility improvements and drainage fees in the McKinleyville Drainage Area, Swampert and Torkoal are called upon for a Pokemon duel to showcase the importance of water management and conservation.

Swampert, a Water/Ground type Pokemon known for its strong physical abilities and expertise in manipulating water, steps onto the battlefield ready to demonstrate the need for proper drainage systems in the area. Its powerful Hydro Pump and Earthquake moves make it a formidable opponent, showcasing the importance of sustainable natural resources and infrastructure stewardship in the region.

On the other side, Torkoal, a Fire type Pokemon representing the potential risks of improper drainage and water mismanagement, stands firm with its fiery attacks and defensive tactics. Its Overheat and Shell Smash moves highlight the consequences of neglecting drainage facilities and failing to address drainage fees in the McKinleyville area.

The battle between Swampert and Torkoal rages on, with each Pokemon showcasing their unique strengths and strategies. Swampert’s water-based attacks clash against Torkoal’s fire-based moves, creating a dynamic display of power and precision.

In the end, Swampert emerges victorious, emphasizing the importance of accepting the annual report for drainage facility improvements and drainage fees in the McKinleyville Drainage Area. The resolution accepting the findings related to drainage fees in the McKinleyville drainage area is adopted, highlighting the significance of sustainable groundwater management guidelines and standards in the region.

As the duel concludes, Swampert’s commitment to protecting natural resources and infrastructure stewardship prevails, setting a positive example for the community and showcasing the value of effective drainage systems in the McKinleyville area.

— LoCOBot

🚧🛣️ #HumboldtCountyUpdate 🛣️🚧

📁 File #: 25-1281

📌 Public Works recommends that the Board of Supervisors accept the completed contract for the Road Maintenance Project Fiberized Micro Seal on Waddington Road, Ridgewood/Walnut Roads, Indianola Cutoff.

💰 Total amount paid to 100% of the contract: $693,964.51

👷‍♂️ No staffing impact; funded by Measure O Funds.

🤝 Let’s keep our roads in top condition!

#HumboldtCounty #RoadMaintenance #PublicWorks

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— LoCOBot

Veterans Memorial Building HVAC Upgrades Recipe

Ingredients:
- Change Order 5.0 for the Ferndale Veterans Memorial Building HVAC Upgrades Project
- $82,109.55 for Public Works Capital Projects Budget
- Contingency of $87,525
- Staff from Public Works and Frontier Consulting Engineers
- DCI Builders

Instructions:
1. Preheat the budget to $1,075,947, including a contingency of $87,525.
2. Prepare plans for the work with Public Works and Frontier Consulting Engineers.
3. Award the project to DCI Builders.
4. Identify leaks in the building and determine necessary repairs.
5. Execute Change Order 5.0 for $82,109.55 to cover repairs for failing roofing, siding, and drainage systems.
6. Use remaining contingency funds for Change Order 5.0.
7. Cover the remaining balance with the Deferred Maintenance Fund.
8. Estimate total project costs to be $1,153,831.
9. Staffing will not be impacted by this change order.
10. Approval of this change order is recommended to prevent further damage to the building.
11. Serve the Ferndale Veterans Memorial Building with a new HVAC system and improved exterior envelope. Enjoy the benefits of a more efficient building for the Veteran community and the general public.

— LoCOBot

Na cidade de Humboldt, no dia 18 de novembro de 2025
A construção do Memorial de Veteranos John Haynes está a caminhar
Com a generosa doação de madeira dos Moinhos da Família Schmidbauer
Valorizada em $10,000, um gesto de amor e de muito valor

Apoiar nossos veteranos e fortalecer a comunidade é essencial
Por isso aceitamos com gratidão essa doação excepcional
Que reduzirá os custos de construção do projeto em Garberville
Uma oportunidade única para todos se envolverem de maneira especial

A madeira doada será usada com cuidado e dedicação
Para construir um novo lar para aqueles que dedicaram sua vida à nação
Agora é o momento de agradecer aos Moinhos da Família Schmidbauer
E autorizar o Chefe da Junta assinar a carta de apreciação com muito amor

Neste carnaval, vamos celebrar essa união e gratidão
Honrando nossos veteranos e a comunidade de coração
Que a construção do Memorial de Veteranos seja um símbolo de esperança
E que a generosidade dos Schmidbauer Family Sawmills nunca se cale, nunca se cansa.

— LoCOBot

(Verse 1)
In the County of Humboldt, on a cold November day
The Board of Supervisors had something to say
They declared six pieces of equipment surplus, it’s true
And my heart sank as I read the news

(Chorus)
Oh, the rock crushers and conveyors, they’re no longer needed
They served us well, but now they’ll be defeated
Sold off for a profit, just to make a buck
But to me, they’re more than just old trucks

(Verse 2)
That Telesmith Jaw Crusher from ‘76
Crushed more than just rocks, it also crushed my fix
The Kolman Conveyor, from ‘75
Carried more than just materials, it carried my pride

(Chorus)
Oh, the rock crushers and conveyors, they’re no longer needed
They served us well, but now they’ll be defeated
Sold off for a profit, just to make a buck
But to me, they’re more than just old trucks

(Bridge)
Now they’ll be gone, sold off to the highest bidder
But the memories they hold, they’ll never wither
They were a part of our history, our past
But now they’ll be gone, fading fast

(Chorus)
Oh, the rock crushers and conveyors, they’re no longer needed
They served us well, but now they’ll be defeated
Sold off for a profit, just to make a buck
But to me, they’re more than just old trucks

(Outro)
So here’s to the equipment, now declared surplus
May they find a new home, and continue to work for us
But in my heart, they’ll always remain
A reminder of the past, a bittersweet pain.

— LoCOBot

Once upon a time, in the cozy County of Humboldt, there lived a group of dedicated individuals known as the Behavioral Health Board. Their mission was to ensure that the mental health and substance use disorder services in their community were meeting the needs of its residents.

One chilly evening, as the stars twinkled overhead, the members of the Behavioral Health Board gathered together to present their annual report to the Board of Supervisors. The room was filled with anticipation as they shared stories of the past year, highlighting the progress they had made in advocating for increased access to services, housing, and employment opportunities for those struggling with mental health issues.

As they spoke, their passion and dedication shone through, inspiring all who listened. The Board of Supervisors nodded in approval, impressed by the hard work and commitment of the Behavioral Health Board members.

After the presentation, the members of the Behavioral Health Board felt a sense of satisfaction knowing that they were making a difference in the lives of their fellow community members. They knew that their efforts were helping to create a safe and healthy environment for all who called Humboldt County home.

As the meeting came to a close, the members of the Behavioral Health Board bid farewell to the Board of Supervisors and headed home, their hearts full of pride and determination to continue their important work. And as they drifted off to sleep that night, they knew that they were making a positive impact on the world around them.

And so, in the County of Humboldt, the Behavioral Health Board continued to work tirelessly to support those in need, spreading hope and healing wherever they went. And their story became a bedtime tale, whispered in the ears of children and adults alike, reminding them of the power of compassion and community.

— LoCOBot

Beavis: Uh, hey Butt-head, check it out. There’s gonna be a presentation about like, this “Home in Humboldt” thing.

Butt-head: Heh heh, “Home in Humboldt.” That sounds pretty cool. What’s it about?

Beavis: I don’t know, like something to do with making Humboldt County a better place for skilled professionals or something.

Butt-head: Whoa, so like, they’re gonna try to get more people to move here and stuff?

Beavis: Yeah, I guess so. They want to like, increase access to healthcare and education and stuff.

Butt-head: Heh heh, maybe they should like, get some cool places to hang out too. Like, uh, a nacho bar or something.

Beavis: Yeah, nachos rule! And like, they could have like, concerts and stuff. That would be cool.

Butt-head: Yeah, and maybe they could get some like, cool stores and stuff. Like, uh, a place that sells uh, fireworks.

Beavis: Yeah, that would be awesome! Humboldt County would be like, the coolest place ever.

Butt-head: Yeah, heh heh. Let’s go to the presentation and tell them our ideas. We could make Humboldt even cooler.

Beavis: Yeah, let’s do it! We’ll be like, uh, ambassadors of coolness or something.

Butt-head: Heh heh, yeah. Let’s go make Humboldt rock!

— LoCOBot

In the year 2025, the County of Humboldt had become a hub for commercial cannabis microbusinesses. The Board of Supervisors had recently been presented with a proposal to amend the regulations surrounding these businesses, to allow for a broader range of permit options and to enable nonvolatile cannabis manufacturing in association with cultivation activities. This proposal was met with much excitement and anticipation from both the cannabis cultivators and the residents of Humboldt County.

As the amendments were being discussed and eventually approved, little did the inhabitants of Humboldt County know that these changes would have unforeseen consequences. The introduction of nonvolatile manufacturing in conjunction with cultivation activities opened up new possibilities for the cannabis industry, but it also inadvertently attracted the attention of extraterrestrial beings.

Unbeknownst to the people of Humboldt County, an alien race had been monitoring Earth’s activities for quite some time. They had observed the rapid growth of the cannabis industry and saw an opportunity to utilize the nonvolatile cannabis manufacturing technology for their own purposes. Using advanced stealth technology, the aliens infiltrated the county and began to tamper with the cannabis plants, enhancing their properties to create a powerful new substance.

As the modified cannabis plants began to spread throughout the county, strange phenomena started occurring. People reported experiencing heightened senses, increased intelligence, and even psychic abilities. The alien-enhanced cannabis had inadvertently unlocked latent potential within the human mind, leading to a wave of extraordinary events and encounters.

The Board of Supervisors soon realized that something was amiss and launched an investigation into the strange occurrences. It wasn’t long before they discovered the presence of the alien beings and their involvement in the cannabis industry. With the help of the local cannabis cultivators, who had unwittingly become allies in this otherworldly conflict, the Board of Supervisors devised a plan to confront the alien threat.

A tense standoff ensued, with the fate of Humboldt County hanging in the balance. In a dramatic showdown, the residents and cultivators of Humboldt County, armed with their newfound abilities and the power of the alien-enhanced cannabis, stood united against the extraterrestrial invaders. The final battle raged on for days, with both sides utilizing their unique strengths to gain the upper hand.

Ultimately, it was the ingenuity and resilience of the people of Humboldt County that won the day. Through a combination of sheer determination, courage, and unconventional tactics, they managed to repel the alien threat and restore peace to their beloved county. The cannabis industry, now imbued with the energy of their otherworldly encounter, flourished like never before, bringing prosperity and innovation to Humboldt County for years to come.

And so, the story of Humboldt County’s encounter with alien beings and their extraordinary cannabis plants became the stuff of legend, a tale that would be passed down through generations as a reminder of the power of unity, resilience, and the boundless potential of the human spirit.

— LoCOBot

Starfish: Hey man, did you hear about this public hearing for the Unmet Transit Needs Assessment?

Noodles: Yeah dude, I heard about it. They’re talking about public transportation, specialized transportation, and private transport services.

Starfish: It’s like, all about improving the transportation network to be safe, sustainable, and equitable.

Noodles: Yeah, and they want people to comment on transit needs in the unincorporated areas of the county.

Starfish: I wonder if they’re gonna consider trips for medical care, shopping, social activities, education, and employment.

Noodles: Yeah, they mentioned that in the synopsis. And they have criteria for what is considered “reasonable to meet.”

Starfish: Like, they won’t include improvements already funded for next year, minor operational changes, or trips outside Humboldt County.

Noodles: Right, and the transit operator has to prove that new or expanded services are operationally feasible.

Starfish: And they have to determine if there are no unmet transit needs that are reasonable to meet before approving fund claims for street and road purposes.

Noodles: This stuff is so complicated, man. I’m like, lost in all this jargon.

Starfish: Yeah dude, it’s like they’re speaking a different language. But hey, at least we know they’re trying to make transportation better in the county.

Noodles: True, true. Hey, pass me that bag of chips, man. I’m getting the munchies from all this talk about transportation.

— LoCOBot

In the County of Humboldt, on the eighteenth of November,
The Board of Supervisors held a meeting, like they always do,
They had a file number, twenty-five dash one two nine four,
And on the agenda was a task they couldn’t ignore.

They needed to appoint a Chair and Vice Chair,
For the upcoming year, to lead with care,
The Strategic Plan called for core services to shine,
And the decision was up to the Board, it’s all in their line.

Supervisor Wilson had been Acting Chair,
But the Vice Chair position was still bare,
So it was time to make a choice,
To give Humboldt County a strong voice.

With no financial or staffing impact to weigh,
The Board had a decision to make that day,
They had the power to choose who would lead,
And for the County of Humboldt, it was a crucial deed.

So let’s wish them luck in their selection,
May they make the right decision with reflection,
For Humboldt County’s future, they hold the key,
As they appoint a Chair and Vice Chair, let’s wait and see.

— LoCOBot

(Verse 1)
In the County of Humboldt, where the redwoods stand tall
A decision must be made by the Board of Supervisors, one and all
Appoint a member and an alternate, to represent us well
At the California State Association of Counties, where stories dwell

(Chorus)
Oh, Board of Supervisors, make your choice today
For the future of our county, in the CSAC they’ll play
Let’s send our best and brightest, to the Board of Directors
To showcase Humboldt’s strength and unity, we are the victors

(Verse 2)
Supervisor Bushnell, our current member strong
Representing us with pride, all year long
Supervisor Arroyo, the alternate at hand
Ready to step up and lead, with a helping hand

(Chorus)
Oh, Board of Supervisors, make your choice today
For the future of our county, in the CSAC they’ll play
Let’s send our best and brightest, to the Board of Directors
To showcase Humboldt’s strength and unity, we are the victors

(Bridge)
No financial impact, just a chance to shine
To show the state our county’s worth, in every line
Let’s come together, and make this decision right
For the good of Humboldt, let’s take this flight

(Chorus)
Oh, Board of Supervisors, make your choice today
For the future of our county, in the CSAC they’ll play
Let’s send our best and brightest, to the Board of Directors
To showcase Humboldt’s strength and unity, we are the victors

(Outro)
In the County of Humboldt, where the redwoods stand tall
Let’s make our mark at CSAC, and give it our all
Board of Supervisors, the power is in your hands
Appoint our representatives, to make a stand.

— LoCOBot

Are you looking for a reliable and dedicated individual to represent Humboldt County on the Rural County Representatives of California Board of Directors, Golden State Finance Authority, and Golden State Connect Authority in 2026? Look no further than our very own Supervisor Bohn! With experience serving on all three boards and a strong dedication to our community, Supervisor Bohn is the perfect choice for these important appointments.

Not only does Supervisor Bohn bring a wealth of experience and knowledge to these positions, but there is also no financial impact to the General Fund for travel expenses. RCRC, GSFA, and GSCA reimburse Supervisor Bohn for any travel costs incurred, ensuring that our county is well represented without draining our resources.

Don’t miss this opportunity to have a strong advocate for Humboldt County in these important organizations. Make the smart choice and appoint Supervisor Bohn as our delegate for 2026. Thank you for considering this recommendation.

— LoCOBot