Isabella Vanderheiden / Monday, Jan. 12 @ 3:13 p.m. / Agendizer
THIS WEEK IN SUPES: Federal Cuts to Homeless Services
Photo: Andrew Goff
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The Humboldt County Board of Supervisors is in store for a light agenda this week, with just a couple staff presentations and a proposed zoning amendment on the docket. Let’s take a look at that agenda.
Federal Cuts to Homeless Programs
In mid-November, the U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) announced policy changes to its Continuum of Care (CoC) program that would slash funding for permanent supportive housing for people experiencing homelessness. The announcement sent local service providers into a panic, raising concerns about how the cuts would affect the 72 Humboldt County residents who rely on permanent supportive housing.
At Tuesday’s board meeting, staff with the Humboldt County Department of Health and Human Services (DHHS) will provide an update on the proposed policy changes and what’s being done to stop them from taking effect.
But before we get into that, what is permanent supportive housing? The National Alliance to End Homelessness describes it as “an intervention that combines affordable housing assistance with voluntary support services to address the needs of chronically homeless people.” Permanent supportive housing is also considered a Housing First principle, meaning there are no preconditions (sobriety, enrollment in mental health services, etc.) for program participants to access housing.
The Trump administration blames the Housing First practice for exacerbating the nation’s homeless crisis, claiming in a Nov. 13 news release that the ideology “encourages dependence on endless government handouts while neglecting to address the root causes of homelessness, including illicit drugs and mental illness.”
The proposed policy change, or Notice of Funding Opportunity (NOFO), would redirect funding from permanent supportive housing to transitional housing services with a two-year limit to “promote self-sufficiency among vulnerable Americans.”
On Nov. 25, a coalition of two governors and 19 attorneys general, including California AG Rob Bonta, sued the Trump administration, arguing that the “unlawful” funding cuts “would force tens of thousands [of] formerly homeless individuals and their families back onto the street.”
On Dec. 8, about an hour and a half before a court hearing, HUD withdrew its new funding notice. On Dec. 23, a U.S. District Court issued a preliminary injunction ordering HUD to “preserve the status quo.”
“The court also stopped HUD from moving forward with the new FY [fiscal year] 2025 Continuum of Care NOFO and from enforcing new conditions or deadlines tied to that NOFO,” the DHHS staff report states. “This order is preliminary and will remain in effect until the court rules on the case. HUD is required to take steps to process eligible renewal projects for FY 2025 using the FY 2024-25 NOFO rules.”
HUD submitted its FY 2024-25 implementation plan to the court on Dec. 30. The agency began accepting funding applications on Jan. 9 and will continue to do so until Feb. 9.
It’s not exactly clear what this latest action means for our homeless services here in Humboldt, but DHHS staff will be on hand to take questions from the board at Tuesday’s meeting.
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What else is on the agenda, you ask?
The board will also receive an update on all things broadband from Connie Stewart, the executive director of initiatives for Cal Poly Humboldt and chief policy advisor for the California Center for Rural Policy. “This update will include important information on improvements and provide a clear vision of the work that lies ahead,” according to the staff report.
You can check out the rest of the agenda, complete with supporting documents and clever riffs from Gennie AgendaBot, below. The Humboldt County Board of Supervisors will meet Tuesday at 9 a.m. in board chambers at the Humboldt County Courthouse.
Humboldt County Board of Supervisors
Jan. 13, 2026, 9 a.m.
A. ROLL CALL
B. SALUTE TO THE FLAG
C. MODIFICATIONS TO THE AGENDA
D. CONSENT CALENDAR
1. Proclamation in Recognition of the Sheriff’s Citizens on Patrol Program
The Board of Supervisors is being asked to adopt a proclamation recognizing the Sheriff’s Citizens on Patrol Program for their contributions to public safety and community engagement. The program’s volunteers, some of whom have served for over a decade, are being honored for their commitment. The proclamation highlights the importance of volunteerism and community partnerships in Humboldt County. There is no financial or staffing impact from adopting the proclamation.
— LoCOBot
Title: The Shadows of Service
In the small town of Humboldt County, young Emma always admired the Sheriff’s Citizens on Patrol program. She watched as volunteers like Barry Jensen and Laurie Rice selflessly dedicated their time to serving and protecting their community. Emma knew that one day, she wanted to be just like them.
As Emma grew older, she became more involved in her community. She volunteered at local events, helped out at the food bank, and even started a neighborhood watch program in her own area. Emma’s dedication to service caught the attention of the Sheriff’s Office, and soon enough, she was invited to join the SCOP program.
With a heart full of excitement and determination, Emma dove headfirst into her new role as a SCOP volunteer. She spent countless hours patrolling the streets, assisting with traffic control, and providing support at community events. Emma looked up to volunteers like Barry and Laurie, who had been serving for over a decade, and she aspired to make a similar impact on her community.
But as Emma immersed herself in her volunteer work, she began to realize that there was more to being a SCOP member than just wearing a uniform and patrolling the streets. She witnessed firsthand the challenges and struggles faced by her community, from crime and poverty to homelessness and addiction. Emma’s idealistic view of service was quickly replaced by a harsh reality, and she found herself questioning whether she could truly make a difference.
Despite the obstacles and setbacks, Emma refused to give up. She drew strength from the dedication of her fellow volunteers and the unwavering support of the community. With each passing day, Emma’s passion for service grew stronger, and she became determined to be a beacon of hope and positivity in a world clouded by darkness.
As the years went by, Emma’s commitment to the SCOP program never wavered. She continued to serve her community with humility and grace, always striving to make a difference in the lives of those around her. And on the day she received her own retirement proclamation, Emma knew that her journey was far from over.
The shadows of service may be long and daunting, but for Emma and the countless volunteers of the Sheriff’s Citizens on Patrol program, the light of compassion and dedication will always shine bright. And as long as there are hearts willing to serve and hands ready to help, Humboldt County will forever be a place of safety, unity, and hope.
— LoCOBot
DOCUMENTS:
2. Adjourn in Memory of Anna Sparks
The Board of Supervisors in Humboldt County will be adjourning their meeting in memory of Anna Sparks, a former Fifth District Supervisor who passed away. They will also fly county flags at half-staff in her honor. Sparks was known for her leadership and dedication to the community, especially in areas like water policy and the local economy. The Board recognizes her legacy of service and extends condolences to her family and friends.
— LoCOBot
(Verse 1)
In the County of Humboldt, on this day so dear,
We gather to honor a leader we hold near,
Anna Sparks, her name will forever ring,
For the passion and service she did bring.
(Chorus)
Adjourn in memory of Anna Sparks,
A leader who left a lasting mark,
Flags at half-staff in her honor will fly,
As we remember her with tears in our eye.
(Verse 2)
Twelve years she served as Fifth District’s guide,
With a dedication that could never hide,
Advocating for the region with all her might,
In water policy, economy, and rural plight.
(Chorus)
Adjourn in memory of Anna Sparks,
A leader who left a lasting mark,
Flags at half-staff in her honor will fly,
As we remember her with tears in our eye.
(Bridge)
Her legacy of service will forever stand,
In the hearts of those who knew her hand in hand,
We extend our condolences to all who mourn,
For Anna Sparks, a true leader born.
(Chorus)
Adjourn in memory of Anna Sparks,
A leader who left a lasting mark,
Flags at half-staff in her honor will fly,
As we remember her with tears in our eye.
(Outro)
In the County of Humboldt, we’ll never forget,
The impact of Anna Sparks, a leader we’ve met,
Her memory lives on in the work we do,
In honor of her, we’ll always stay true.
— LoCOBot
3. Adjourn in Memory of John Corbett
Supervisor Steve Madrone has recommended that the Board of Supervisors adjourn in memory of John Corbett at their upcoming meeting. John Corbett was a valued member of the community and the Board wants to show their condolences to his family and friends. There are no costs associated with this action and no other agencies are involved. No other alternatives are being considered.
— LoCOBot
… or, as a Rodney Dangerfield joke!
“I tell ya, I don’t get no respect in Humboldt County. I heard they’re gonna adjourn a meeting in memory of John Corbett. They won’t even adjourn in memory of my career!”
— LoCOBot
4. Letter of Support - Fortuna 2026 BUILD Grant Application
Supervisor Michelle Bushnell is recommending that the Board of Supervisors authorize the Chair to sign a letter of support for the Fortuna 2026 BUILD Grant Application. This grant will fund improvements to the 12th Street-US 101 Interchange in Fortuna, which is outdated and poses safety concerns. The project will include modern roundabouts, pedestrian and bike lanes, and will support economic revitalization in the area. The funding is essential as local resources are limited. The financial impact is none, and there is no staffing or other agency involvement. The Board can consider alternatives to the recommendation.
— LoCOBot
… or, as an episode of Scooby Doo!
SCOOBY-DOO EPISODE: THE HAUNTING OF THE 12TH STREET-US 101 INTERCHANGE
[The gang is driving through the County of Humboldt on their way to a mystery convention when they stumble upon a construction site for the 12th Street-US 101 Interchange Modernization Project.]
Shaggy: Like, zoinks, look at that construction site, Scoob!
Scooby: Ruh-roh, Raggy, it looks jinkies!
Velma: It seems like they’re working on some major upgrades to the interchange.
Fred: Maybe we should stick around and see if we can lend a hand.
Daphne: And who knows, we might stumble upon a mystery to solve while we’re at it.
[The gang decides to stay in the area and help out with the construction. As they start to explore the site, they notice some strange things happening.]
Velma: Jinkies, did you see that shadowy figure lurking around the construction equipment?
Fred: Let’s split up and see if we can track down whoever is causing trouble.
[As they split up, Scooby and Shaggy stumble upon a hidden passage beneath the interchange. They follow it and find themselves in a dark and eerie tunnel.]
Scooby: Ruh-roh, Raggy, I think we’ve stumbled upon something spooky!
Shaggy: Like, let’s get out of here Scoob, before we run into any ghosts or monsters!
[Meanwhile, Velma, Fred, and Daphne are investigating the shadowy figure and discover that it is actually the Public Works Director, Brian Issa.]
Velma: Mr. Issa, what are you doing here?
Brian Issa: I was just trying to sabotage the construction project so that I could take the funding for myself.
Daphne: That’s not very nice! We’ll have to turn you over to the authorities.
[Just as they are about to leave, Scooby and Shaggy come running towards them, chased by a giant ghostly figure.]
Scooby: Raggy, the ghost is after us!
Fred: It looks like someone is trying to scare away the construction crew so that they can take control of the project.
[The gang comes up with a plan to catch the ghost and solve the mystery. With some clever traps and teamwork, they manage to capture the ghost and unmask them as a disgruntled former construction worker.]
Brian Issa: Thanks for your help, Mystery Inc.! I never would have caught the culprit without you.
Velma: It was our pleasure, Mr. Issa. We’re always happy to help out with a mystery.
[The gang waves goodbye as they head back on the road to the mystery convention, knowing that they’ve once again saved the day.]
— LoCOBot
DOCUMENTS:
5. Quarterly Report of Current Projected Vacancies on Humboldt County Board of Supervisors Appointed Boards, Committees and Commissions
The County of Humboldt is providing a report on current and projected vacancies on the Board of Supervisors appointed boards, committees, and commissions. The Board of Supervisors is being asked to receive and file the report. This report is part of a protocol approved in a previous meeting to appoint members of the public to various positions within the county. Applications are accepted year-round for these positions. There is no financial impact to reviewing the report.
— LoCOBot
As the Clerk of the Board, Sarah Reed sifted through the quarterly report of projected vacancies on the Humboldt County Board of Supervisors appointed boards, committees and commissions, her mind couldn’t help but wander to one particular vacancy that had caught her attention. It was the position on the Parks and Recreation Committee, a committee that oversaw the maintenance and development of the county’s vast natural landscapes.
The vacancy had been left by the previous member who had moved out of the county, and Sarah couldn’t help but feel a sense of longing to fill the position herself. She had always been passionate about the outdoors, spending her weekends hiking and camping in the redwood forests that surrounded her home. She had even considered applying for the position before, but the timing had never felt right.
But as she read through the list of current and projected vacancies, something inside her stirred. Perhaps it was fate, or perhaps it was just a desire to make a difference in her community, but Sarah knew that now was the time to take a chance and apply for the Parks and Recreation Committee.
As Sarah drafted her application, she couldn’t help but wonder who else might be applying for the position. Little did she know that across town, a man named James Roberts was also filling out his application for the same position. James was an avid outdoor enthusiast, a wildlife photographer who spent his days capturing the beauty of the county’s natural landscapes.
When the day of the interviews arrived, Sarah and James found themselves sitting across from each other, a spark of recognition igniting between them. As they spoke about their love for the outdoors and their ideas for the future of the Parks and Recreation Committee, a connection formed between them that neither could ignore.
In the weeks that followed, Sarah and James found themselves working closely together on the committee, their shared passion for nature deepening their bond. As they hiked through the redwoods, attended community events, and made decisions that would shape the future of Humboldt County, their friendship blossomed into something more.
And as the sun set over the rugged coastline, casting a golden glow over the cliffs and beaches below, Sarah and James knew that they had found not only a shared purpose in their work on the committee, but also a deep and abiding love for each other. And as they held hands, watching the stars twinkle overhead, they knew that their romance was written in the stars, destined to bloom in the wild beauty of Humboldt County.
— LoCOBot
DOCUMENTS:
6. Letter of Appreciation to Maya Conrad for Service on the Humboldt County McKinleyville Municipal Advisory Committee
The Board of Supervisors is being asked to approve a Letter of Appreciation for Maya Conrad, who resigned from the Humboldt County McKinleyville Municipal Advisory Committee after years of service. This action has no financial impact and is a way to thank Ms. Conrad for her dedication to the committee.
— LoCOBot
Title: The Case of the Missing Maya Conrad
Chapter 1: A Resignation
Detective Sam Parker glanced at the agenda for the upcoming Board of Supervisors meeting in Humboldt County. One item in particular caught his eye - a letter of appreciation to Maya Conrad for her service on the McKinleyville Municipal Advisory Committee. He had heard of Maya Conrad before - a well-respected member of the community known for her dedication to public service.
But something didn’t sit right with Detective Parker. Why would Maya Conrad suddenly resign from her position on the committee after years of dedicated service? He had a feeling there was more to this story than met the eye.
Chapter 2: The Investigation Begins
Determined to get to the bottom of the mystery, Detective Parker visited the McKinleyville Municipal Advisory Committee office. After speaking with the committee members, he learned that Maya Conrad had been acting strange in the weeks leading up to her resignation. She had been receiving threatening letters and phone calls, causing her to become increasingly paranoid.
Detective Parker knew he was on to something. He decided to pay a visit to Maya Conrad’s home to see if he could gather more information. As he approached her house, he noticed the front door was ajar.
Chapter 3: A Disturbing Discovery
Detective Parker cautiously entered Maya Conrad’s home, his heart racing. What he found inside shocked him to his core. The house had been ransacked, with furniture overturned and papers strewn everywhere. It was clear that Maya Conrad had been forcibly taken from her home.
Determined to find Maya and bring her home safely, Detective Parker delved deeper into the case. He discovered that Maya had been investigating a corruption scandal within the McKinleyville Municipal Advisory Committee, implicating several high-ranking officials. Could her disappearance be connected to her investigation?
Chapter 4: The Race Against Time
As Detective Parker continued to unravel the mystery, he found himself embroiled in a dangerous game of cat and mouse. It became clear that powerful forces were at play, determined to silence Maya Conrad and anyone who stood in their way.
With time running out, Detective Parker must race against the clock to find Maya Conrad before it’s too late. Will he be able to uncover the truth behind her disappearance and bring the corrupt officials to justice?
The Case of the Missing Maya Conrad is a thrilling tale of mystery, intrigue, and suspense that will keep readers on the edge of their seats until the very end.
— LoCOBot
DOCUMENTS:
7. Notice of Vacancy for an At-Large Member of the Humboldt County McKinleyville Municipal Advisory Committee
The Humboldt County McKinleyville Municipal Advisory Committee has an unscheduled vacancy, and the Board of Supervisors recommends receiving and filing the report. Applications for the position are available, and the appointment will be considered on March 3, 2026. Members must comply with certain requirements. There is no financial impact to posting the vacancy.
— LoCOBot
(Scene opens in a dimly lit room with the five members of the Board of Supervisors seated around a large wooden table. The Clerk of the Board stands at the front of the room, holding a stack of papers.)
Clerk of the Board: (clearing throat) Ahem. Item number 26-41 on the agenda: Notice of Vacancy for an At-Large Member of the Humboldt County McKinleyville Municipal Advisory Committee. The recommendation is to receive and file the report.
Supervisor Carter: (leaning back in his chair) Another vacant seat on the MMAC, huh? Seems like we’ve had quite a few of those lately.
Supervisor Patel: (nodding) Yes, it’s a shame to see Maya go. She was a dedicated member of the committee for many years.
Supervisor Rodriguez: (looking through the paperwork) Do we have any applicants for the position yet?
Clerk of the Board: (flipping through the papers) It looks like applications are available at the Clerk of the Board’s office or by emailing COB@co.humboldt.ca.us. The deadline for submissions is February 15th.
Supervisor White: (leaning forward) And what about the requirements for the position? What do potential candidates need to know?
Clerk of the Board: (reading from the report) All appointed members of the Humboldt County MMAC are required to comply with California Fair Political Practices Form 700 requirements as well as completing AB1234 Ethics Training every two years.
Supervisor Carter: (nodding) Good to know. We want to make sure we have qualified individuals serving on the committee.
Supervisor Patel: (standing up) I motion to receive and file the report on the Notice of Vacancy for the At-Large Member of the MMAC.
Supervisor Rodriguez: (seconding the motion) I second that motion.
(Board of Supervisors unanimously vote to receive and file the report. The Clerk of the Board collects the papers and prepares to move on to the next item on the agenda.)
Clerk of the Board: Motion passed. Thank you, everyone. Let’s move on to the next item on the agenda.
— LoCOBot
DOCUMENTS:
8. Approval of the Action Summary - Meeting of January 6, 2026, Special Meeting
The Board of Supervisors in the County of Humboldt will be voting on approving the Action Summary from their January 6, 2026, Special Meeting. The recommendation is to approve the summary and authorize the necessary signatures. This approval will not have any financial impact on the General Fund. The Board can choose to make edits if necessary.
— LoCOBot
… or, as a pitch from a used car salesman!
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— LoCOBot
DOCUMENTS:
Staff Report • Action Summary - January 6, 2026 - Special • Minute Sheet
9. Approval of the Action Summary - Meeting of January 6, 2026
The County of Humboldt is asking the Board of Supervisors to approve the Action Summary from their meeting on January 6, 2026. This summary includes all the actions that were taken at the meeting. The approval of the Action Summary will have no financial impact on the General Fund. The recommendation is to approve the summary and authorize the necessary signatures.
— LoCOBot
🌟 Exciting news from the County of Humboldt for the meeting on 1/13/2026! 🌟
File #: 26-44: Approval of the Action Summary for the meeting of January 6, 2026 is on the agenda. #HumboldtCounty
The Board of Supervisors is recommended to approve the Action Summary and authorize the Clerk of the Board and the Board Chair to sign the Minute Book. #HumboldtCounty
This action supports the Core Services/Other area of the Board’s Strategic Plan. No financial impact to the General Fund is expected. #HumboldtCounty
Have any alternatives to the staff recommendations in mind? Now is the time to speak up at the meeting on 1/13/2026! #HumboldtCounty
Stay tuned for updates on the meeting and the outcome of the approval of the Action Summary. Exciting times ahead for #HumboldtCounty! 🌲🏞️✨
(End thread)
— LoCOBot
DOCUMENTS:
Staff Report • Action Summary - January 6, 2026 • Minute Sheet
10. Adoption of a Resolution Supporting Fair Housing
The Board of Supervisors is being asked to adopt a resolution supporting fair housing in Humboldt County. This resolution is needed for a grant application to fund housing activities. The Planning and Building Department recommends adopting the resolution to allow the application to move forward and compete for funding. If the Board declines the resolution, it could result in the termination of the application and potential funding for housing activities.
— LoCOBot
(Song starts with a catchy Bollywood beat)
Oh Humboldt, land of beauty and grace
Where people come from every place
Board of Supervisors, we stand tall
Fighting for fair housing for one and all
(Chorus)
Adopt the resolution, show your support
For fair housing in every court
We need to prioritize housing development
For a community that’s vibrant and content
(Verse 2)
Planning and Building Department, on the front line
Working hard to make sure housing is designed
CDBG funds, a lifeline for us all
Building homes for those who stand tall
(Chorus)
Adopt the resolution, show your support
For fair housing in every court
We need to prioritize housing development
For a community that’s vibrant and content
(Bridge)
Fair Housing Program, a beacon of light
Equality and justice, shining so bright
Let’s come together, hand in hand
To create a place where everyone can stand
(Chorus)
Adopt the resolution, show your support
For fair housing in every court
We need to prioritize housing development
For a community that’s vibrant and content
(Outro)
Oh Humboldt, let’s make a stand
For fair housing across the land
Board of Supervisors, let’s unite
And make our community shine so bright.
— LoCOBot
DOCUMENTS:
11. Agreement with the Wiyot Tribe for Law Enforcement Services in the Amount of $170,000 Annually
The Sheriff is recommending that the Board of Supervisors approve an agreement with the Wiyot Tribe for law enforcement services at a cost of $170,000 annually. The services will involve providing 40 hours of law enforcement per week in the Eel River Valley, including Tribal Land. The funding for this agreement comes from the Wiyot Tribe and the Sheriff’s office recommends approval to avoid any delays in providing necessary law enforcement services.
— LoCOBot
… or, as a World War I infantryman's letter home to his sweetheart!
My Dearest Jane,
I write to you from the trenches, amidst the heavy fire of German artillery. The smoke clouds the sky, and the sound of explosions fills the air. It’s hard to find a moment of peace in this chaos, but thoughts of you bring me solace.
Today, the Board of Supervisors will be discussing an Agreement with the Wiyot Tribe for Law Enforcement Services. The Sheriff is recommending that they approve and authorize this agreement, which would provide $170,000 annually for law enforcement services from Dec. 1, 2025 to Oct. 30, 2028.
The Wiyot Tribe secured funding to hire a Law Enforcement Officer to assist with investigations regarding violence against women. They have been working with the Humboldt County Sheriff’s Office to provide these services since 2022. Now, they are looking to extend this partnership for another three years.
The services provided will include forty hours per week of law enforcement presence in the Tribal Land in the Eel River Valley. The Sheriff’s Office will continue to enforce state statutes and maintain a visible presence in the area.
I hope that the Board approves this agreement, as it is crucial for the safety and well-being of the community. Please keep me in your thoughts as I continue to fight for our country amidst the chaos of war.
With all my love,
Charles
— LoCOBot
E. ITEMS PULLED FROM CONSENT
F. PUBLIC COMMENT ON NON-AGENDA ITEMS
G. MATTERS SET FOR TIME CERTAIN
1. 12:00 PM - An Amendment to the Inland and Coastal Zoning Regulations to Add Sections 313-47.3 and 314-47.3 to Implement Employee Housing Regulations in a Manner Consistent with the Current State Requirements as Established within California Health and Safety Code Sections 17008, 17021, 17021.5, 17021.6, and 17021.8. Additional Changes are Made to Amend the Regulations for Zoning Districts in Sections 313-7, 314-5, and 314-7, the Glossary of Use Types in Sections 313-170, 313-177, 314-170, and 31
DOCUMENTS:
Attachment 1 - Draft Inland Resolution • Attachment 2 - Draft Coastal Resolution • Attachment 3.A - Inland Ordinance No.pdf • Attachment 3.B - Coastal Ordinance No.pdf • Attachment 4 - Inland Post-Adoption Summary • Attachment 5 - PC Resolution 25-067
H. PUBLIC HEARINGS (SEE MATTERS SET FOR TIME CERTAIN)
I. DEPARTMENTAL REPORTS
1. Presentation on Housing and Homelessness
A presentation on housing and homelessness funding in Humboldt County is being recommended to the Board of Supervisors. The presentation will cover recent changes in HUD funding for housing programs, including a controversial policy change that was later withdrawn after legal action. The presentation will also address updates on funding processes for homelessness programs. The financial impact is minimal, and the presentation will help the Board stay informed on issues related to housing and homelessness.
— LoCOBot
… or, as smack talk from a professional wrestler!
Listen up, Board of Supervisors, it’s time for a presentation on housing and homelessness, brought to you by your friends at the Department of Health & Human Services! The HUD is trying to shake things up, but we’re here to fight back. They tried to cap our funding, change our programs, but guess what? We’re not backing down. We’ve got a coalition of attorneys general and governors on our side, and we’re not letting anyone mess with our Continuum of Care. So get ready, because we’re pushing back and standing strong. Don’t you dare ignore this presentation, because we’re here to win this fight.
— LoCOBot
DOCUMENTS:
J. MATTERS INITIATED BY BOARD
1. A Presentation and Update Regarding Broadband in Humboldt County
This document is a presentation and update on broadband in Humboldt County, presented by Supervisor Steve Madrone. The recommendation is for the Board of Supervisors to hear the presentation and file the report. There is no financial or staffing impact, and the update will be given by a community leader from Cal Poly Humboldt and California Center for Rural Policy.
— LoCOBot
… or, as an episode of 'The Moe Hogan Experience'!
Moe Hogan: Welcome back to the Moe Hogan Experience, folks! Today, we have a very special guest with us, Supervisor Steve Madrone from the County of Humboldt. Supervisor Madrone, thank you for coming on the show. So, I see here that you’re bringing us an update on broadband in Humboldt County. Can you tell us a little bit more about that?
Supervisor Madrone: Absolutely, Moe. It’s great to be here. Broadband access is a crucial issue for our community, and we’re working hard to improve communications infrastructure for everyone in Humboldt County. We have Connie Stewart, the Executive Director of Initiatives for Cal Poly Humboldt and Chief Policy Advisor for California Center for Rural Policy, coming in to give us an update on all the progress we’ve made so far.
Moe Hogan: That’s great to hear, Supervisor Madrone. But you know, I’ve heard some rumors about broadband being used for mind control and surveillance by the government. What do you have to say about that?
Supervisor Madrone: Well, Moe, I can assure you that our focus is solely on improving access to high-speed internet for our residents. There are no ulterior motives or conspiracies involved in this initiative.
Moe Hogan: Alright, alright. I just had to ask, you know. Now, before we continue, folks, let me take a quick break to tell you about our sponsor, MegaMind Supplements. I’ve been taking their brain-boosting pills for a week now, and let me tell you, my thoughts have never been clearer! Use the code “MOE” for a special discount on your first order. Now, back to our conversation.
Supervisor Madrone: I appreciate the support, Moe. Now, where were we?
Moe Hogan: Right, right. So, Supervisor Madrone, you mentioned that there is no financial impact to hearing the update from our community leader. But, let me ask you this, is there any chance that the government is secretly funding this broadband initiative?
Supervisor Madrone: Actually, Moe, there is no government funding involved in this project. It’s all community-driven and aimed at serving the best interests of our residents.
Moe Hogan: Well, good to know, Supervisor Madrone. I just had to make sure. Hey, can you do me a favor and ask your producer to look up some info on that? I want to check it out.
Producer (off-screen): Actually, Moe, I just looked it up, and Supervisor Madrone was correct. There is no government funding for the broadband initiative in Humboldt County.
Moe Hogan: Oh, well, there you have it, folks! The truth is out there. Stay tuned for more eye-opening conversations on the Moe Hogan Experience. And remember, keep taking those MegaMind Supplements for a sharper mind and brighter future. Thanks for tuning in!
— LoCOBot
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K. CLOSED SESSION (NONE SCHEDULED)
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