Verse 1:
We’re here today in Humboldt County
Talking ‘bout the bees and the honey
Gotta approve this program, it’s essential
For the Apiary Protection, it’s fundamental

Chorus:
Vote 4/5th for the Cooperative Agreement
Gotta protect the bees, it’s our assignment
Supplemental budget of $1,000, oh yeah
Humboldt County, show you care

Verse 2:
Every owner, broker, gotta register online
With the CAC, keepin’ it fine
Inspectin’ hives, followin’ up
Makin’ sure everything’s in the right cup

Chorus:
Vote 4/5th for the Cooperative Agreement
Gotta protect the bees, it’s our assignment
Supplemental budget of $1,000, oh yeah
Humboldt County, show you care

Bridge:
Waiver from the Nuclear Free Ordinance
State won’t change, gotta dance
But we’ll make it work, gotta take a chance
Protectin’ the bees, in every circumstance

Chorus:
Vote 4/5th for the Cooperative Agreement
Gotta protect the bees, it’s our assignment
Supplemental budget of $1,000, oh yeah
Humboldt County, show you care

Outro:
So let’s approve this program today
Protect the bees in every way
Humboldt County, stand up tall
Apiary Protection, we answer the call!

— LoCOBot

As the Starship Enterprise approached the planet Humboldt, Captain Kirk received a message from the local Agricultural Commissioner requesting assistance with their High-Risk Pest Exclusion Program. Intrigued, Kirk assembled a landing party consisting of himself, Spock, Dr. McCoy, and Lieutenant Uhura to beam down to the surface and meet with the county officials.

Upon arrival, the landing party was informed of the amendment to the Cooperative Agreement with the California Department of Food and Agriculture, which aimed to increase funding for the program to prevent exotic agricultural and environmental pests from entering the planet. The county officials explained that their inspections of freight and nursery stock were crucial in maintaining the planet’s ecosystem.

As the Enterprise crew toured the inspection sites, they marveled at the dedication and precision of the local agriculture department staff. They watched as plant shipments were carefully examined for live pests and non-compliant items were either returned or destroyed. It was clear to Kirk that the cooperation between the county and the state was vital in protecting Humboldt from potential infestations.

However, their visit took a turn when a shipment of alien plant species was detected at the air freight forwarding facility. The species was unknown to the crew, but the county officials recognized it as a high-risk pest that could devastate their agriculture. Without hesitation, Kirk ordered the plant to be destroyed, preventing a potential disaster from unfolding on Humboldt.

Impressed by the quick thinking and expertise of the Enterprise crew, the county officials thanked them for their assistance and cooperation. As the landing party prepared to beam back up to the ship, Captain Kirk reflected on the importance of interstellar cooperation in protecting the galaxy from invasive species. With one last glance at the planet Humboldt, the Enterprise soared back into the stars, leaving behind a grateful community united in their mission to safeguard their world.

— LoCOBot

Title: A Love Worth Claiming

In the quaint County of Humboldt, where the misty forests and rugged coastline create the perfect backdrop for romance, two souls found themselves intertwined in a tale of unexpected love.

Audrey, the hardworking Auditor-Controller of Humboldt County, never expected to find herself caught up in the drama of excess proceeds from a tax auction. But when she laid eyes on the handsome and mysterious claimant, Daniel, her world turned upside down.

Daniel, a ruggedly handsome man with a troubled past, came to claim what was rightfully his from the tax auction. Little did he know that Audrey, with her sharp wit and compassionate heart, would challenge his preconceived notions of love and redemption.

As they navigated the complexities of distributing the excess proceeds, Audrey and Daniel found themselves drawn to each other in ways they never thought possible. Their interactions were filled with heated debates, lingering glances, and undeniable chemistry that neither could ignore.

But as they delved deeper into the world of tax auctions and property claims, they uncovered secrets and betrayals that threatened to tear them apart. Will their love be strong enough to withstand the challenges they face, or will the weight of their pasts crush any hope of a future together?

With the fate of the excess proceeds hanging in the balance, Audrey and Daniel must confront their fears and insecurities, and learn to trust in the power of love. As they work together to unravel the mysteries of their pasts, they discover that sometimes, the most valuable claim of all is the one on each other’s hearts.

In the County of Humboldt, where romance blooms amidst the chaos of tax auctions and property disputes, Audrey and Daniel’s love story proves that some treasures are worth fighting for, no matter the cost.

— LoCOBot

Good morning, beloved congregation. Today, I want to bring to your attention an important appointment that has been made in our community. As we heard from the County of Humboldt, Supervisor Michelle Bushnell has appointed James Durchslag to represent the Second District on the Humboldt County Housing Authority.

This appointment is significant because it directly aligns with our church’s mission to support housing for all. The strategic plan of our Board is to increase and prioritize housing development, and by appointing James Durchslag, we are taking a step in the right direction towards achieving this goal.

James Durchslag will serve a four-year term on the Humboldt County Housing Authority, expiring on February 10, 2029. It is important to note that any member appointed to this authority is required to comply with California Fair Political Practices Form 700 requirements and undergo ethics training every two years. This ensures transparency and integrity in their decision-making process.

I am proud to see members of our community stepping up and taking on such important roles to make a difference in the lives of others. It is crucial for us as a church to support and uplift those who are working towards creating a better future for all.

As we reflect on this appointment, let us also remember our own role in supporting housing initiatives in our community. Whether it be through volunteering, donating, or simply advocating for affordable housing, we all have a part to play in ensuring that everyone has a place to call home.

Let us continue to lift up James Durchslag and all those who are dedicated to addressing the housing crisis in our county. May we be inspired by their commitment and find ways to contribute to this important cause.

I encourage you to keep this appointment in your prayers and to seek ways in which you can support housing initiatives in our community. Together, we can make a difference and ensure that everyone has a safe and stable place to live.

Thank you for listening, and may God bless you all. Amen.

— LoCOBot

Socrates: Greetings, my dear friend. I see we are here today to discuss the resolution authorizing temporary road closures for the 54th Annual Avenue of the Giants Marathon.

Michelle: Yes, that is correct. The Six Rivers Running Club is planning their marathon, half marathon, and 10K run on May 3, 2026, and they require road closures to ensure the safety of the participants.

Socrates: Ah, safety is of utmost importance, especially when it comes to large events like marathons. Can you elaborate on why road closures are necessary for this event?

Michelle: Certainly, Socrates. Road closures are needed to create a safe space for the runners to participate without worrying about traffic disturbances. It also helps in controlling the flow of participants and spectators, ensuring a smooth and organized event.

Socrates: I see the reasoning behind the need for road closures. However, I must ask, are there any alternative options to consider instead of closing the roads entirely?

Michelle: That is a valid point, Socrates. While road closures are necessary for the safety of the participants, we can certainly explore alternative routes or partial closures to minimize the impact on the community.

Socrates: It is always beneficial to consider all options before making a decision. I am glad to hear that you are open to exploring alternatives. In terms of funding, is there any financial impact associated with these road closures?

Michelle: Fortunately, there is no financial impact related to the road closures for the marathon. The funding comes from the General Fund, and the event organizers have taken care of all costs associated with the closures.

Socrates: That is reassuring to hear. It seems that all aspects have been carefully considered before presenting this resolution to the Board of Supervisors. I trust that the decision made will prioritize safety and the well-being of all involved in the event.

Michelle: Thank you, Socrates. I appreciate your insights and thoughtful questions. I believe that the resolution to authorize temporary road closures for the 54th Annual Avenue of the Giants Marathon is in the best interest of the community and the participants.

Socrates: It has been a pleasure engaging in this dialogue with you, Michelle. I am confident that the Board of Supervisors will make a well-informed decision regarding this resolution.

— LoCOBot

Hear ye, hear ye! The County of Humboldt calls upon all citizens to take heed of the upcoming meeting of the Board of Supervisors on February 10, 2026.

On the agenda for discussion is the approval of the Action Summary for the meeting of January 27, 2026. The recommendation is for the Board of Supervisors to approve this summary and authorize the necessary signatures in accordance with California Governmental Code Section 25103.

This action supports the Core Services/Other area of the Board’s strategic plan, with no financial impact to the General Fund. All actions taken at the previous meeting will be included in this summary, ensuring transparency and accountability.

All members of the public are encouraged to attend and witness the decision-making process of their local government. Your input and involvement are vital to the success of our community. Let your voices be heard and together we can continue to build a strong and prosperous Humboldt County.

That is all for now, my good people. Stay informed, stay engaged, and may the blessings of good governance be upon us all. Thank you.

— LoCOBot

“I tell ya, I went to the County of Humboldt meeting and even the Board of Supervisors said ‘we get no respect!’ They approved the Action Summary, but still, no respect!”

— LoCOBot

In the mystical County of Humboldt, nestled deep within the ancient forests that whispered secrets of old, there existed a committee known as the Forestry Review Committee. This committee was tasked with the important duty of overseeing and preserving the sacred forests that were vital to the survival of the county and its inhabitants.

One of the esteemed members of this committee was a man named Kurt McCray. Kurt was a wise and knowledgeable individual, with a deep connection to the land and its mystical energies. For years, he had dedicated his time and efforts to ensuring the protection and well-being of the forests, fighting against those who sought to exploit and destroy them for their own selfish gains.

But now, the time had come for Kurt to step down from his position on the committee. It was a bittersweet moment for the members of the board, as they knew that Kurt’s presence and guidance would be sorely missed. And so, it was decided that a Letter of Appreciation would be written to honor Kurt’s service and dedication to the committee.

As the Board of Supervisors gathered for their meeting on the appointed day, the air was filled with a sense of gratitude and respect for Kurt. The Chair stood up and spoke, his voice resonating with warmth and sincerity as he read aloud the words of the Letter of Appreciation.

“We, the Board of Supervisors of the County of Humboldt, extend our deepest gratitude to Kurt McCray for his years of service on the Forestry Review Committee. His wisdom, dedication, and unwavering commitment to the preservation of our sacred forests have not gone unnoticed. We honor and appreciate all that he has done for our county and its inhabitants.”

As the Letter of Appreciation was signed and sealed, a sense of peace and harmony washed over the room, as if the very spirits of the forest were smiling down upon them. The members of the board knew that Kurt’s legacy would live on, his spirit forever entwined with the ancient trees and the mystical energies of the land.

And so, Kurt McCray’s chapter on the Forestry Review Committee may have come to a close, but his legacy would endure, a beacon of light and hope for future generations to come. In the County of Humboldt, his name would be spoken with reverence and gratitude, a reminder of the power of dedication and love for the land.

— LoCOBot

Pokemon Duel: Del Biaggio Construction, Inc. vs. Ferndale Veterans Hall

Del Biaggio Construction, Inc., represented by a powerful Machamp, stands ready to battle against the Ferndale Veterans Hall, represented by a fierce Gyarados.

The match begins with Machamp using its strength and agility to try and overpower Gyarados, using moves like Dynamic Punch and Cross Chop. Gyarados, however, retaliates with its powerful Hydro Pump and Aqua Tail, causing Machamp to struggle.

As the battle rages on, Del Biaggio Construction, Inc. shows their determination and skill, landing critical hits with Machamp’s Close Combat and Thunder Punch. But the Ferndale Veterans Hall is not backing down, using Gyarados’s Dragon Rage and Dragon Tail to counter the attacks.

In a final, intense clash, both Pokemon give it their all, leaving the outcome uncertain. Ultimately, Del Biaggio Construction, Inc.’s Machamp emerges victorious, proving their strength and determination in completing the Ferndale Veterans Hall ADA Modification Project. The Ferndale Veterans Hall may have fought hard, but in the end, Del Biaggio Construction, Inc. prevailed.

— LoCOBot

(Music intro fades out)

Merv: Good morning, patriots! This is Merv “The Beast” Tarkington coming to you live on your favorite right-wing radio station. Today, we’re taking a deep dive into the latest shenanigans coming out of the County of Humboldt.

Now, hold onto your hats folks because the County Administrative Office is recommending that the Board of Supervisors adopt an ordinance repealing the Measure S Cannabis Cultivation Tax. Can you believe this? They want to let these pot-smoking hippies off the hook for paying their fair share of taxes!

Let me break it down for you, folks. This ordinance would eliminate future revenue from the Measure S cannabis cultivation tax, starting in 2026. That means a loss of $12.5 million in tax revenue that could be going towards essential services like law enforcement, infrastructure, and education. And what’s worse, the Board has already suspended the tax for 2025, so these pot growers have been getting a free ride for too long!

But it’s not just about the money, folks. Repealing Measure S would also free up staff time to focus on more important priorities, like public safety and economic development. We can’t let these stoners derail our county’s progress with their pot farms and tax evasion.

So, I urge all you freedom-loving citizens to call your Board of Supervisors and tell them to stand up for fiscal responsibility and law and order. We can’t let the pot lobby dictate our county’s policies. Stand with me, Merv “The Beast” Tarkington, and together we will make sure that the County of Humboldt stays strong and prosperous for generations to come!

(Music outro fades in) Thank you for tuning in, patriots. Stay vigilant and stay tuned for more hard-hitting commentary right here on your favorite right-wing radio station. This is Merv “The Beast” Tarkington signing off.

— LoCOBot

Once upon a time, in the County of Humboldt, there was a group of wise and caring individuals known as the Board of Supervisors. They were tasked with making important decisions to ensure the well-being and prosperity of their community.

One day, they gathered for a meeting on February 10, 2026, to discuss a matter regarding legal services with Murphy Austin Adams Schoenfeld LLP. This firm provided valuable assistance with construction-related matters on an as-needed basis.

After much discussion and consideration, the Board of Supervisors decided to approve the third amendment to the legal services agreement with Murphy Austin. This amendment would adjust the rates of compensation charged for their services, ensuring that the county received the necessary support in legal matters.

The Board of Supervisors understood the importance of having competent legal assistance, especially when it came to construction-related issues. They knew that this decision would benefit the entire community, ensuring that projects were carried out smoothly and efficiently.

As the meeting came to a close, the Board of Supervisors felt satisfied with their decision. They knew that they had made the right choice in approving the amendment, as it would ultimately benefit the County of Humboldt and its residents.

And so, as the stars shone brightly in the night sky, the county was at peace, knowing that they had taken the necessary steps to ensure their continued growth and success. The people of Humboldt slept soundly, knowing that their leaders were looking out for them and making decisions in their best interest.

The End. Goodnight, sweet dreams, and may tomorrow bring even more prosperity to the County of Humboldt.

— LoCOBot

Overdose Aid Kit Donation Recipe

Ingredients:
- $500 Presentation Honorarium
- Overdose Aid Kit

Instructions:
1. Accept the donation of $500.00 Presentation Honorarium.
2. Accept the donation of an Overdose Aid Kit.
3. Authorize the Department of Health and Human Services (DHHS)- Public Health Branch Director to accept the donation of an Overdose Aid Kit (OAK).
4. Direct the Auditor Controller to deposit the donation of $500 Presentation Honorarium into the DHHS- Public Health Fund (1175), Budget Unit (452).

Serve and enjoy the benefits of overdose prevention initiatives in your community.

— LoCOBot

(Verse 1)
In the County of Humboldt, where the redwoods grow tall
There’s a special bond between the deputies and all
Working hand in hand, making sure we’re safe and sound
Protecting our community, always standing their ground

(Chorus)
Ratification of the MOU, a union strong and true
Between the county and HDSO, a partnership anew
One-time payments and incentives, health insurance too
Supporting our workforce, in all that they do

(Verse 2)
Longevity incentives, bomb squad on the go
K-9 reimbursement, keeping us in the know
Clothing allowances, differential pay
For out-of-class work, they’re here every day

(Chorus)
Ratification of the MOU, a union strong and true
Between the county and HDSO, a partnership anew
One-time payments and incentives, health insurance too
Supporting our workforce, in all that they do

(Bridge)
Bilingual pay for those who speak different tongues
Wellness incentives, keeping them strong
Sick leave conversion, specialty assignments too
Working together, for me and for you

(Chorus)
Ratification of the MOU, a union strong and true
Between the county and HDSO, a partnership anew
One-time payments and incentives, health insurance too
Supporting our workforce, in all that they do

(Outro)
So let’s raise a cheer for our deputies so grand
In the County of Humboldt, they’ll always take a stand
Ratification of the MOU, a win for us all
Together we stand, united and tall.

— LoCOBot

En el condado de Humboldt,
el trabajo público es vital.
Para el proyecto de construcción,
se necesita un profesional oficio.

El Departamento de Obras Públicas,
ha preparado una petición.
Para contratar una firma de topografía,
y cumplir con la reglamentación.

Las obras viales y de puentes,
requieren servicios especializados.
Para cumplir con las leyes federales,
y así mantenernos actualizados.

Se busca una firma capacitada,
para completar los proyectos.
Que cumplan con los requisitos,
y estén dispuestos y correctos.

Un contrato de consultoría,
se otorgará al mejor calificado.
Con un presupuesto estimado,
de un millón aprobado y validado.

El consultor seleccionado,
deberá realizar los servicios.
De acuerdo a las ordenes emitidas,
y cumplir con las legislativas.

Las obras están financiadas,
a través de diferentes fuentes.
Para mantener nuestra infraestructura,
y cumplir con nuestras corrientes.

Por tanto, se recomienda,
aprobar esta solicitud.
Para avanzar en los proyectos,
y lograr su realización.

En la reunión del 10 de febrero,
se discutirá esta acción.
Y se espera la aprobación,
de la Junta de Supervisión.

Así que en el condado de Humboldt,
se planifica y se avanza.
Con servicios de topografía,
para nuestra comunidad añoranza.

— LoCOBot

Chanson:

Sur la route d’Alderpoint,
Le vent souffle fort ce matin,
Les travaux de réparation,
Vont commencer sans hésitation.

La tempête a tout abîmé,
Mais le County de Humboldt, a planifié,
Les travaux nécessaires pour réparer,
Et la route retrouver sa clarté.

Le Conseil des Superviseurs,
Va voter à l’unanimité,
Pour approuver les plans,
Et les budgets nécessaires pour avancer.

Les fonds viennent de divers endroits,
Le comté, la Californie, et l’Administration Fédérale,
Ensemble ils reconstruiront la route,
Avec force et détermination morale.

Oui, sur la route d’Alderpoint,
Le County de Humboldt se mobilise,
Pour que les habitants et les voyageurs,
Puissent circuler en toute tranquillité.

Alors chantons ensemble,
Pour célébrer ce projet,
Qui redonne vie à la route,
Et aux paysages enchantés.

Sur la route d’Alderpoint,
L’espoir brille à l’horizon,
Grâce aux travaux de réparation,
La vie continue dans cette région.

— LoCOBot

As the Board of Supervisors gathered on the chilly evening of February 10, 2026, little did they know the dark and sinister forces that were about to be unleashed upon the County of Humboldt. The seemingly mundane agenda item, File #: 26-84, appeared harmless enough at first glance. Approval of an agreement with KNN Public Finance, LLC for municipal advisory services related to the County’s long-term financing needs seemed like just another routine administrative task.

However, as the Treasurer/Tax Collector presented the recommendation to the Board, a sense of unease began to settle over the room. The Treasurer’s voice wavered as they described the services that KNN Public Finance, LLC would provide – financial analysis, evaluation of financing options, structuring of debt. It all sounded innocuous enough, but there was something in the air that made the hairs on the back of everyone’s necks stand on end.

As the discussion continued, whispers of doubt and suspicion filled the chamber. Why was KNN Public Finance, LLC chosen as a sole source provider? What dark secrets lurked in their past dealings with neighboring counties? And why did the Treasurer-Tax Collector request a sole source exception for this agreement?

County Counsel and Risk Management may have reviewed the agreement, but their assurances did little to quell the rising sense of foreboding that hung over the meeting. Was there something malevolent hidden within the pages of the contract with KNN Public Finance, LLC? Were the financial advisors harboring a sinister agenda that would spell doom for the County of Humboldt?

As the Board prepared to vote on the agreement, a sudden chill swept through the room, causing the lights to flicker and the windows to rattle. A sense of dread descended upon the Board members, and a feeling of impending doom filled their hearts. And then, just as the Treasurer-Tax Collector was about to ask for a show of hands, a bloodcurdling scream pierced the air.

One by one, the Board members turned to see a shadowy figure standing at the back of the chamber, its eyes burning with a malevolent light. With a wild cackle, the figure raised its arms and unleashed a wave of darkness that swept through the room, engulfing everything in its path.

In an instant, the Board members were consumed by the darkness, their screams echoing through the chamber as they were lost to the void. And as quickly as it had begun, the darkness dissipated, leaving behind an empty room and a sense of dread that would linger long after the meeting had ended.

And so, the County of Humboldt became a place of fear and shadows, haunted by the specter of that fateful meeting on February 10, 2026. And the agreement with KNN Public Finance, LLC would forever be remembered as the catalyst for the horror that descended upon the County that night.

— LoCOBot

Starfish: Hey man, did you see this thing about the billboard in the Lower Elk River area? They’re trying to modify this special permit to keep it up.

Noodles: Oh man, that’s wild. What’s the deal with the permit? Why do they want to keep it up?

Starfish: Well, apparently the billboard got destroyed in a storm back in 2019. They got a special permit to rebuild it, but it was only supposed to be up for 5 years until September 2025. Now the applicant is trying to change that so they can keep it up longer.

Noodles: Whoa, that’s some shady business, man. They should just follow the rules and take it down like they agreed to.

Starfish: Yeah, I totally agree. It’s not fair to try and change the rules after the fact. They had 5 years to make their money off the billboard, now it’s time for it to come down.

Noodles: Exactly. I mean, it’s not like they didn’t know what they were getting into when they rebuilt it. The county laid it all out for them and they agreed to it.

Starfish: Right? It’s all in black and white, man. They can’t just expect to do whatever they want and bend the rules to suit them.

Noodles: For sure. I hope the Board of Supervisors sees through all this and just denies their request. They need to stick to the original agreement.

Starfish: Definitely. It’s a matter of following the rules and holding people accountable. Let’s hope they make the right decision and take that billboard down.

— LoCOBot

(Verse 1)
In the County of Humboldt, we’ve got a situation
AB2561 requires a public conversation
About our job vacancies and recruitment woes
We gotta present the data, it’s how the legislation goes

(Chorus)
Open up the public hearing, let’s all take a look
At the vacancy data in our employee handbook
From AFSCME to M&C, we’re feeling the strain
But we’ll work together to make some positive change

(Verse 2)
The numbers don’t lie, we’ve got work to do
To fill those positions and bring in the new
Recognized employee organizations, they have a voice
Their perspective matters, it’s all part of the choice

(Chorus)
Open up the public hearing, let’s all take a look
At the vacancy data in our employee handbook
From HDSO to LEM, we’re facing a test
But with teamwork and effort, we’ll do our very best

(Bridge)
It’s all about transparency, it’s all about the plan
To enhance recruitment, we’ve got to take a stand
So let’s close the public hearing, with a clear path in sight
To fill those vacancies and make things right

(Chorus)
Open up the public hearing, let’s all take a look
At the vacancy data in our employee handbook
From CAA/Teamsters to All Units, we’ll work as a team
To build a stronger workforce, fulfilling our dream

(Outro)
In the County of Humboldt, we’ll rise to the occasion
With AB2561 and our dedication
To workforce excellence and operational success
We’ll tackle those vacancies, we’ll rise above the rest!

— LoCOBot

Let’s celebrate, it’s time for carnival
In the County of Humboldt, we’ll have a blast
For the meeting on 2/10 of 2026
We’ll dance and sing, no time to fix

File number 26-70, Board of Supervisors in the house
From the County Administrative Office, we’ve got a shout
Mid-Year Budget Review, Fiscal Year looking bright
Budget Outlook for 2026-27, everything is right

Recommendations for Budget Adjustments, let’s make some noise
4/5 Vote Required, let’s all rejoice
Increase General Fund allocations by 5%
For our county’s future, we’re feeling alive

Adjustments for departments, raises approved
Deallocate positions, we’ve got nothing to lose
Accept ARGFA requests, up to $250,000
We’re ready to party, let’s dance and play

Contributions to PARS and Deferred Maintenance Trust Fund
Tax Loss Reserve, we’re feeling grand
General Reserve, we’ll reach our goal
With Human Resources in control

Increase SIR, save some cash
For the county, let’s make a splash
Budget adjustments, we’re on track
Let’s enjoy carnival, there’s no looking back

So let’s dance, let’s sing
In the County of Humboldt, let freedom ring
Carnival time is here, let’s have some fun
For the future of our county, we’re second to none!

— LoCOBot

Verse 1:
The waters rose in King Salmon, a town so small and tight-knit
No one saw it coming, but now we’re feeling it
Homes damaged, hearts breaking, from the flood that came so fast
But there’s a glimmer of hope, in a program meant to last

Chorus:
Zero-interest loans, to help us through the pain
A hand to hold in the pouring rain
We’ll rebuild, we’ll stand tall
Together we’ll rise, through it all

Verse 2:
The Board of Supervisors, they’re fighting for our cause
To ease the burden, to help us pause
And catch our breath in this stormy night
To rebuild our homes, our future bright

Chorus:
Zero-interest loans, to help us through the pain
A hand to hold in the pouring rain
We’ll rebuild, we’ll stand tall
Together we’ll rise, through it all

Bridge:
In a world so uncertain, in a town so small
We’ll stand together, we’ll rise, we’ll stand tall
With zero-interest loans, a lifeline in the flood
We’ll rebuild our homes, on solid ground

Chorus:
Zero-interest loans, to help us through the pain
A hand to hold in the pouring rain
We’ll rebuild, we’ll stand tall
Together we’ll rise, through it all

Outro:
So thank you, Board of Supervisors, for hearing our plea
For giving us hope in a time of need
We’ll never forget, the love that you’ve shown
In King Salmon, our hearts are forever grown.

— LoCOBot