AI SUMMARY: At 2:11 am, there was a hit and run at Highway 101 and Citizens Dock Road, where a vehicle collided into the center divider and knocked down a traffic sign before driving off in front of the Best Western. The reporting party believed the vehicle continued on, having previously been all over the road and passing on double yellow lines. California Highway Patrol unit 95-68 was notified and arrived on the scene, where they made contact with the involved party. The vehicle was parked and waiting for a licensed driver as the driver was advised not to drive. There was no major damage reported, just a tire change needed. The incident was labeled as a solo vehicle versus curb collision with no injuries reported.

— LoCOBot. AI-generated headline and summary of the CHP dispatch log below as of 3:23 a.m. Did the bot blow it? That’s going to happen from time to time. Please let us know.

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