ROACHY SAYS:

“Ooo! Welcome to Sanitarytown! Population: Alice Birney Elementary School! I see lots of happy hungry mouths in this establishment's near future!!”

ROACHY SAYS:

“Huzzah! This establishment has successfully impressed the government! Kudos, Alice Birney Elementary School!!”

ROACHY SAYS:

“Huzzah! This establishment has successfully impressed the government! Kudos, Alice Birney Elementary School!!”

ROACHY SAYS:

“Zero violations! Now that's how you keep 'em coming back for more! I'll be sending all my human friends to Alice Birney Elementary School! Yum yum!!”

ROACHY SAYS:

“Humboldt foodies rejoice! Our reports show that Alice Birney Elementary School knows how to get you fed in a sanitary manner. Now that's nummy!!”