ROACHY SAYS:

“Wow! Roachy can see himself in your butterknives! Way to go, Alice Birney Elementary School!!”

ROACHY SAYS:

“Humboldt foodies rejoice! Our reports show that Alice Birney Elementary School knows how to get you fed in a sanitary manner. Now that's nummy!!”

ROACHY SAYS:

“Both patrons and the health department agree! This place sets the standard for Humboldt food facility cleanliness! All hail Alice Birney Elementary School!!”

ROACHY SAYS:

“Both patrons and the health department agree! This place sets the standard for Humboldt food facility cleanliness! All hail Alice Birney Elementary School!!”

ROACHY SAYS:

“Huzzah! This establishment has successfully impressed the government! Kudos, Alice Birney Elementary School!!”