ROACHY SAYS:

“Take a victory lap, Hydesville Elementary School! In the race that is maintaining a clean and healthy establishment you've earned Roachy's gold medal! Eat here today, everyone!!”

ROACHY SAYS:

“Huzzah! This establishment has successfully impressed the government! Kudos, Hydesville Elementary School!!”

ROACHY SAYS:

“Zero violations! Now that's how you keep 'em coming back for more! I'll be sending all my human friends to Hydesville Elementary School! Yum yum!!”

ROACHY SAYS:

“Both patrons and the health department agree! This place sets the standard for Humboldt food facility cleanliness! All hail Hydesville Elementary School!!”

ROACHY SAYS:

“Ooo! Welcome to Sanitarytown! Population: Hydesville Elementary School! I see lots of happy hungry mouths in this establishment's near future!!”