Miranda Market on INSPECTED! Humboldt County Health Inspections from the Lost Coast Outpost

APD: <a href="https://lostcoastoutpost.com/patrolled/arcata/2026/feb/14/#incident-1137658">PETTY THEFT J/O &#8212; 600 block of F ST 5:30 a.m.
UPD: <a href="https://lostcoastoutpost.com/patrolled/university/2026/feb/14/#incident-1137656">Patrol Check &#8212; HWY 255 PROPERTY 5:26 a.m.
UPD: <a href="https://lostcoastoutpost.com/patrolled/university/2026/feb/14/#incident-1137657">Patrol Check &#8212; UNIVERSITY CORP YARD 5:25 a.m.
APD: <a href="https://lostcoastoutpost.com/patrolled/arcata/2026/feb/14/#incident-1137659">AUDIBLE ALARM &#8212; 5200 block of MAD RIVER PARKWAY EAST 5:05 a.m.
EPD: <a href="https://lostcoastoutpost.com/patrolled/eureka/2026/feb/14/#incident-1137647">FOOT PATROL &#8212; 5 a.m.
EPD: <a href="https://lostcoastoutpost.com/patrolled/eureka/2026/feb/14/#incident-1137649">FOOT PATROL &#8212; 5 a.m.
EPD: <a href="https://lostcoastoutpost.com/patrolled/eureka/2026/feb/14/#incident-1137648">FOOT PATROL &#8212; 5 a.m.

ROACHY SAYS:

“Zero violations! Now that's how you keep 'em coming back for more! I'll be sending all my human friends to Miranda Market! Yum yum!!”

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